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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2006-12-24, 12:47
torxx torxx is offline
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Default I bumped my gf in the crotch!

and it hurt a shit lot for her.

damn i feel bad..
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Old 2006-12-24, 12:50
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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Default Re: I bumped my gf in the crotch!

quote:Originally posted by torxx:

and it hurt a shit lot for her.

damn i feel bad..

Today my fiance and I were fighting (we physically fight a lot, but like, just for fun) and I accidentally elbowed her quite hard right in the crotch. She was on my back, and I intended to get the soft juicy organs, but I guess I hit too low. Oops!
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Old 2006-12-24, 13:32
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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Default Re: I bumped my gf in the crotch!

Haha, how did you manage that?
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Old 2006-12-24, 13:32
tainteddd tainteddd is offline
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Default Re: I bumped my gf in the crotch!

Was this important to make a thread about?



Tell her you are sorry, kiss it and make it feel better.
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Old 2006-12-24, 13:36
RobSmokesEbay RobSmokesEbay is offline
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Default Re: I bumped my gf in the crotch!

quote:Originally posted by tainteddd:

Was this important to make a thread about?



Tell her you are sorry, kiss it and make it feel better.

Do this.
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Old 2006-12-24, 13:52
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Default Re: I bumped my gf in the crotch!

"Make love, honey? Sure, ok... I think you must be pretty sore up front where I bumped you? We better stick to the anal until you heal upzors!"
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Old 2006-12-25, 03:52
Mabas Mabas is offline
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Default Re: I bumped my gf in the crotch!

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

... soft juicy organs, but I guess I hit too low. Oops!

In all actuality... You DID hit a soft juicy organ...
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Old 2006-12-25, 04:24
ExplorerSam ExplorerSam is offline
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Default Re: I bumped my gf in the crotch!

so kiss it and make it better



*kicks jackketch in the vagina*
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Old 2006-12-25, 09:38
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Default Re: I bumped my gf in the crotch!

So kicking a girl in the crotch can actually hurt?

I've always wondered this. Yet never worked up the courage to kick a girl in the crotch.
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Old 2006-12-25, 09:42
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quote:Originally posted by mrparks:

So kicking a girl in the crotch can actually hurt?

I've always wondered this. Yet never worked up the courage to kick a girl in the crotch.

If you do it right, it does hurt them.
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Old 2006-12-25, 09:43
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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Default Re: I bumped my gf in the crotch!

quote:Originally posted by mrparks:

So kicking a girl in the crotch can actually hurt?

I've always wondered this. Yet never worked up the courage to kick a girl in the crotch.

lol yup! did you think it would feel good?
 
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