Judging welcome.

As promised in my last thread, my girlfriend and I are the first two contestants. I have the & symbol and she has a T on her breasts.

Just a friendly way to see what normal, not ugly but not fake porn, boobs look like... and which are the best!!!!

Ojise - http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p120/joelsisv/MyPicture1.jpg

Pulsera - http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p120/joelsisv/MyPicture.jpg

Oh dear. I think most of the male population of totse, and the lesbians among us, now feel cheated.

Girls, that ain't no way to make friends or influence people, y'hear?

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-24-2006).]

Why cover your tits? really I don't understand what would happen if we saw, like is it going to be something I'm not expecting?

Okay Okay... How bout we step it up if some other female totsean posts a pic of her bare breasts.... with a some sort of totse symbol on them

yeah, what a letdown.

I'd say the first pair are better, though it really is hard to tell, and freaky nipples can ruin otherwise flawless titties.

I'm all for posting my breasts since I support looking at totse members' breasts.

I'm legally old enough to post them in a non-sexual context (ie nobody rubbing their cock on them), so I shall.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

I'm all for posting my breasts since I support looking at totse members' breasts.

I'm legally old enough to post them in a non-sexual context (ie nobody rubbing their cock on them), so I shall.

woot!!!

I would post mine but the flash light keeps bouncing off the jars and over exposing the pics

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I would post mine but the flash light keeps bouncing off the jars and over exposing the pics

it's okay Jack, we forgive you.

First pair for more skin, and hooray for Flock boobies!

*wonders if Zok can turn off 'Hot Topics' before the wave of SG-Kidiots find this thread*

Lol, no.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*wonders if Zok can turn off 'Hot Topics' before the wave of SG-Kidiots find this thread*

don't worry, they have the attention spans out gnats anyways,,

If you cover your nipples up and press your boobs against your chest like that, of course it's going to look like you have wonderful tits. Why? because you're pushing them up, and covering up potentially scary nipples!

I feel extremly cheated by those pictures.

If you're going to attention whore, do it properly.

Post the whole, actual boob.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

If you cover your nipples up and press your boobs against your chest like that, of course it's going to look like you have wonderful tits. Why? because you're pushing them up, and covering up potentially scary nipples!

I feel extremly cheated by those pictures.

If you're going to attention whore, do it properly.

Post the whole, actual boob.

how about you put your boobs where your mouth is!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

how about you put your boobs where your mouth is!!!!!!

LAWL.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

how about you put your boobs where your mouth is!!!!!!

I don't need the internet to tell me I have a fantastic set of tits.

I already know.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I don't need the internet to tell me I have a fantastic set of tits.

I already know.

nah, if you talk shit, prove you have a right to do so!!!11

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I don't need the internet to tell me I have a fantastic set of tits.

I already know.

Your obviously a tarty whore with tiny tits.

quote:Originally posted by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy:

Your obviously a tarty whore with tiny tits.

someone on the internet insulted her boobies!! now she'll show ya...

I managed to make this thread about me without even trying very hard.

This proves I haven't lost my touch.

*attention whores*

*dances*

*grooves out of thread*

...

*waits for Flock*

quote:Originally posted by stab:

...

*waits for Flock*Well I'm off to get a bath first! Pfuf, it is Christmas Eve.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I managed to make this thread about me without even trying very hard.

This proves I haven't lost my touch.

*attention whores*

*dances*

*grooves out of thread*

you aren't cool. we don't care about you, your groovy dance nor your blantant attention whoring! we care about your boobs. you are an object on zeh internets!!!!!!!

would you like to purchase a warrenty on those boobs in case they break down?

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I managed to make this thread about me without even trying very hard.

This proves I haven't lost my touch.

*attention whores*

*dances*

*grooves out of thread*

You sure you got boobies? You look a gay copper to me

http://ajare.org/photos/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=32

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Well I'm off to get a bath first! Pfuf, it is Christmas Eve.[/B]

...

*waits for wet flock in santa hat*

[This message has been edited by stab (edited 12-24-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by stab:

...

*waits for wet flock in santa hat*



no kidding. a pic in a santa hat would be a very merry totse style XMAS. roffle.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

You sure you got boobies? You look a gay copper to me

http://aj are.org/ph otos/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=32 (http: //ajare.or g/photos/d isplayimag e.php?albu m=8&pos=32 )

BWAHA, sorry, blood, dont take this the wrong way, cause I like you, but in that pic you look like Spenny a la Kenny Vs Spenny. Dont feel bad, cause all the other pics look great. But that one...

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

You sure you got boobies? You look a gay copper to me

http://aj are.org/ph otos/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=32 (http: //ajare.or g/photos/d isplayimag e.php?albu m=8&pos=32 )



Ew.



I'm sure you are pretty, but that picture isn't that flattering.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I managed to make this thread about me without even trying very hard.

This proves I haven't lost my touch.

*attention whores*

*dances*

*grooves out of thread*

This thread is automatically about any woman who even mentions their breasts. You haven't really accomplished much.

Try again.

*watches intently*

Gotta resize and host..

There's definately more than two tits in this thread.

http://sobaka.co.uk/flock1.jpg

If only my photo taking skills didn't suck so much.

There you have it, merry christmas!

Reminds me of Shane's tits from The L Word...

Nice tits.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

http://sobaka.co.uk/flock1.jpg

If only my photo taking skills didn't suck so much.

There you have it, merry christmas!

Very nice but a bit large for my tastes (no I'm not joking..'A' cup FTW!)

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*wonders if Zok can turn off 'Hot Topics' before the wave of SG-Kidiots find this thread*

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Very nice but a bit large for my tastes (no I'm not joking..'A' cup FTW!)

>:O gee, I'm only a B!

Step the fuck off Bloodenangel, Azzy-nub. She's more woman than you could EVER wish to be. Trust me now about this, ok? Otherwise I'll have to cut your toes off.

~~~

Covering your tits and pushing them up against your chest is CHEATING.

Oh, and Blooden... Just onnnnnne titty?

Flock, you have very nice boobies, I'm jealous.

I'm not posting a picture of my boobs. They look deformed when I take a picture of them myself because they're not the same size...And I have big nipples .

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I'm not posting a picture of my boobs. They look deformed when I take a picture of them myself because they're not the same size...And I have big nipples .

Sick_Boy, if they aren't as beautiful as you are, then I'd be surprised.

You silly girl, I bet they look beautiful and fine.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

...And I have big nipples .

Hahaha, you would!

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

Hahaha, you would!

Big nipples ROCK. Sick_Boy needs to post, other wise many kittens will live long horrid lives of not getting killed.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

http://sobaka.co.uk/flock1.jpg

If only my photo taking skills didn't suck so much.

There you have it, merry christmas!

Those look exactly like my girlfriends..

/awkward

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

They look deformed when I take a picture of them myself because they're not the same size...And I have big nipples .

How do you think the guys that post a picture of their bent penii feel?

It's just a dick. Or, in your case, just a pair of boobs.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Very nice but a bit large for my tastes (no I'm not joking..'A' cup FTW!)

I'm somewhere between a bit large and just right then.

I would, but for some reason I feel really weird about the fact that my real life friends would see them. Not to mention bushy.

^Don't make excuses, if you don't want to post your tits, don't post your tits.

Same thing goes for fucking Sick_Boy. No one wants to hear your lame fucking excuses for why you don't want to post your tits.

Just don't post them if you don't want to. Fuck....is it that hard?

Also, only 3 pairs of tits in this entire thread. I am kind of let down.

Moar breasts! I need to see nipples too, or I can't be a fair judge.

*Bangs gavel*

Firekitty, Sick_Boy, OC6, I want BOOBIES FROM YOU NOW RIGHT NOW.

Don't be teases, give into the sleazes!

I have small boobs, and one of my nipples is funny looking. So no pictures from me.

prettypoems, you aren't welcomed in here if you don't post your OBVIOUSLY SEXY titties.

There's like weird hate in this topic...

Well anyways..

As promised sorry for the let down before I actually did not know it mattered

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p120/joelsisv/MyPicture2.jpg

Flock's tits look like my cousin's.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

prettypoems, you aren't welcomed in here if you don't post your OBVIOUSLY SEXY titties.

FINE THEN. MAYBE I WILL.

So I just realized my pic has weird lighting... The vein-y-ness is not so....so whatever

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

FINE THEN. MAYBE I WILL.

I'd totally give you cuddles if you did. And NOT just so I could get a closer feel/lick.

Hey, at least this thread delivers, eh?

quote:Originally posted by Ojise:

There's like weird hate in this topic...

Well anyways..

As promised sorry for the let down before I actually did not know it mattered

h ttp://i126 .photobucket.com/albums/p120/joelsisv/MyPicture2.jpg (http: //i126.pho tobucket.c om/albums/ p120/joels isv/MyPict ure2.jpg)

Pepperoni nipples!

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Pepperoni nipples!Only someone who hadn't seen tits much in real life would say that..

I approve so far; nice contributions!

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quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Only someone who hadn't seen tits much in real life would say that..

I approve so far; nice contributions!

Yeah, seriously. I don't see a pair of tits in here that I WOULDN'T play with all night long. Mind you, I see some larger ones that I'd enjoy more than some other ones but... Well, that's how it goes.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Hey, at least this thread delivers, eh?

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I'm somewhere between a bit large and just right then.

Nope, they are just RIGHT!

And Gus, oc6's tits are sexier than the police allow without a permit...even for totse, so you will have to wait in vain.

This thread is fucked up.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Pepperoni nipples!Only someone who hadn't seen tits much in real life would say that..

I approve so far; nice contributions!



No I've seen many a titty in my day, it was just an observation. It's not like your the FIRST pair of pepperoni nipples I've seen.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

And Gus, oc6's tits are sexier than the police allow without a permit...even for totse, so you will have to wait in vain.

Yeah, makes me happy Blooden hasn't posted any herself, actually. I don't want every male totse member (and most females, too, actually) dying at the sight of such wonderful orbs of pure awesomeness.

But though, the rest of you normal women can go right ahead and post some. I'll totally put them all up at once and fap to them all, just for you girls. The one I'm staring at when I cum will with a lifetime supply of skin protein lotion and conditioner, courtesy of my cock!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I'd totally give you cuddles if you did. And NOT just so I could get a closer feel/lick.

Ehh.

Second one makes me look hella fat.

Edit: Deleted the links, sorry loves.

[This message has been edited by prettypoems (edited 01-05-2007).]

No offense girlies, but why would you demean yourselves by posting pictures of your boobs for a bunch of guys that are gonna get off on them. It's the same as being a whore.

Don't get me wrong, I love boobs just as much as any guy, if not more. But I mean, c'mon now. That's just not right.

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

Ehh.

Second one makes me look hella fat.

You look fine, although you need to take a few more, and MOVE YOUR HANDS PLEASE THANK YOU.

You don't get those cuddles until your hands are moved, love. *Takes out a warm blanket and a beautiful day and a comfy bed....*

~~~

quote:Originally posted by albinoblacksheep:

No offense girlies, but why would you demean yourselves by posting pictures of your boobs for a bunch of guys that are gonna get off on them. It's the same as being a whore.

Don't get me wrong, I love boobs just as much as any guy, if not more. But I mean, c'mon now. That's just not right.

Blah blah blah, this is a topic about posting your boobies. If you don't have any boobs to post, and you don't want to leave feedback for a pair, then get the hell out of here.

Your attempt at ruining our fun FAILS.



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 01-05-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

Ehh. http://tinyurl.com/yflzzr http://tinyurl.com/yczeg7

Second one makes me look hella fat.



Uhm I see nothing odd about your nipples. Maybe looking down distorts your perception?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Uhm I see nothing odd about your nipples. Maybe looking down distorts your perception?

Well, you to look rather more closely, and neither of those pictures shows how funny it looks.

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

Second one makes me look hella fat.

Not at all. Best set so far, in my opinion.

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

Well, you to look rather more closely, and neither of those pictures shows how funny it looks.

Or if you took a more nipple-oriented picture, we could see?

EDiT: Tits have ruined my spelling skills. Not enough blood in head... *groaning of titanic sinking*

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-24-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by pulsera:

[B] So imo tits in a bra look much nicer than totally neked tits, but here are mine anyways, though really i guess they're not totally neked there either, oh in the first one my gf is licking my nipple... yup Very nice pair you have there.

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

Not at all. Best set so far, in my opinion.

Aw thanks.

I would possibly take a more 'nipple-oriented' picture, but it's freezing in here and I don't feel like getting up, taking off my shirt, and taking more pictures.

But see now, with your shirt off, your nipple will be standin' PROUD and TRUE!

And heck, hun, I'll come over and keep you nice and warm if ya want... Not like my body temperature is ever under 100f anyways. :\

But hey, at least most women love that.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

But see now, with your shirt off, your nipple will be standin' PROUD and TRUE!

And heck, hun, I'll come over and keep you nice and warm if ya want... Not like my body temperature is ever under 100f anyways. :\

But hey, at least most women love that.

Damn right :P

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

Damn right :P

What, you're a chick that loves a man that's hot enough to keep your warm and toasty all night long?

EDiT: 'Cause if not, I know a few women that need some lovin'...

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-24-2006).]

just go up to a chick on the street [who's not with a dude, bodyguard, or something of that sort] and just start to play with her tits. it helps to be drunk. and a chick. make sure you're confident as females can smell fear.

common, i dare you.

quote:Originally posted by albinoblacksheep:

No offense girlies, but why would you demean yourselves by posting pictures of your boobs for a bunch of guys that are gonna get off on them. It's the same as being a whore.

Don't get me wrong, I love boobs just as much as any guy, if not more. But I mean, c'mon now. That's just not right.

I see what you are saying... but in no way would I do this in real life... plus with all the porn out there I doubt totse guys even care so whatever

Its like have you ever been to those sites where people are like... lets post pictures of our boobs to see what normal ones look like... well usually they are so butt ugly it is ridiculous

I wanted to see normal breasts that aren't ugly normal...just normal normal

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

What, you're a chick that loves a man that's hot enough to keep your warm and toasty all night long?

EDiT: 'Cause if not, I know a few women that need some lovin'...

"But see now, with your shirt off, your nipple will be standin' PROUD and TRUE!"

Damn right to that*

Unless you want to see my so-manly chest :P

[This message has been edited by Volcanbaru (edited 12-24-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

"But see now, with your shirt off, your nipple will be standin' PROUD and TRUE!"

Damn right to that*

Unless you want to see my so-manly chest :P



Pfff! For a second I thought I had to worry about some sort of gay gang bang.

I mean, this is the right forum for it and all... But yeah... WE WANT NIPPLES WOMEN.

quote:Originally posted by albinoblacksheep:

No offense girlies, but why would you demean yourselves by posting pictures of your boobs for a bunch of guys that are gonna get off on them. It's the same as being a whore.

Don't get me wrong, I love boobs just as much as any guy, if not more. But I mean, c'mon now. That's just not right.



Why are you looking then?

Wtf, it's not "demeaning" at all. At least they're comfortable enough with their bodies to show them off, as they should be.

Quit promoting retarded ass 1950s ideals that women shouldn't show any skin below their collars.

This is more harmless fun than anything else.

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

Wtf, it's not "demeaning" at all.

I don't find them erotic at all either.

Maybe "demeaning" is in the eyes [mind] of the beholder...

You know, doing nude drawings rather got me over a lot of stuff like that.

Thank you ladies for being so brave to post yourself on here! Goregeous boobies! Haha it's helping me pass time while working this christmas eve :-(

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Pfff! For a second I thought I had to worry about some sort of gay gang bang.

I mean, this is the right forum for it and all... But yeah... WE WANT NIPPLES WOMEN.

It's nice to know that you're straight.

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

It's nice to know that you're straight.



Whoever said I was straight? ;o

~~~

Here be MY boobies... http://tinyurl.com/ylschl

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-24-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

You made it sound like it.

This thread is....slowing down!



Hey, why else would I bet posting tits if it wasn't?

MORE BOOBIES, PLEASE. SICK_BOY, I'm licking in your direction, hun.

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:



Second one makes me look hella fat.

yeah. way to attention whore with that line. as a girl who is actually uncomfortable with her weight i KNOW that if you really were you would never 1) post a picture where you thought you looked heavy or 2) draw attention to your weight with a line like that.



stop pretending to be self conscious skinny girl!



and to all the guys that are going to say 'post pics or don't post' i can't take pictures of my set at the moment....i don't think my boyfriend's mother would appreciate me going into the bathroom with my camera :/

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

yeah. way to attention whore with that line. as a girl who is actually uncomfortable with her weight i KNOW that if you really were you would never 1) post a picture where you thought you looked heavy or 2) draw attention to your weight with a line like that.



stop pretending to be self conscious skinny girl!



and to all the guys that are going to say 'post pics or don't post' i can't take pictures of my set at the moment....i don't think my boyfriend's mother would appreciate me going into the bathroom with my camera :/

Wait, you already have a new boyfriend?

...never broke up with the one i have...

Who says she has to know?

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

yeah. way to attention whore with that line. as a girl who is actually uncomfortable with her weight i KNOW that if you really were you would never 1) post a picture where you thought you looked heavy or 2) draw attention to your weight with a line like that.



stop pretending to be self conscious skinny girl!

As a girl who is actually uncomfortable with her weight, eh? You know what? Give me a girl who is completely and utterly satisfied with how she looks - I guarantee to you I am not her. I weigh much more than I look, let me tell you that, and I am not in the slightest happy with how much that is.

So maybe that line sounded attention whore-ish. So what? You'd do the same, if you were posting a picture you felt a bit uncomfortable with. I pointed out the flaw to show that I noticed it and accepted it; I'm not trying to get people to tell me frantically that I'm not fat at all.

If i was a female I think that I'd anonymously post my breasts all over the place lol. Boobs are just so sexy. My girlfriend is always rubbing her saying how much she loves them. Yes that turns me on alot. haha Let's keep this thread going!

Oh Flock! I love you for being so happy and comfortable with your body. ANd for having had many a cool hair cut.

Yours are very cute *nods*

quote:Originally posted by Gus:



MORE BOOBIES, PLEASE. SICK_BOY, I'm licking in your direction, hun.

She obviously isn't going to post, a decision of hers, which I will support. So, stop begging like a little horny teenager.

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

As a girl who is actually uncomfortable with her weight, eh? You know what? Give me a girl who is completely and utterly satisfied with how she looks - I guarantee to you I am not her. I weigh much more than I look, let me tell you that, and I am not in the slightest happy with how much that is.

So maybe that line sounded attention whore-ish. So what? You'd do the same, if you were posting a picture you felt a bit uncomfortable with. I pointed out the flaw to show that I noticed it and accepted it; I'm not trying to get people to tell me frantically that I'm not fat at all.

I totally agree with you. It also works as maybe now you think you're fat but in a while you'll realize how skinny you were. I was actually quite skinny before that evil birth control and I gained about 30 pounds. Part of that was good though because at one point my BMI was too low but it kind of surpassed what I wanted. I've also was always proud of my stomach and that's getting threatened now... also the curse of being in a relationship.

But yea everyone is self conscious... plus what if you were like "FUCK IM HOT" and everyone thought u were gross... that would be extremely embarassing... plus if she was cocky people would be more inclined to burn her

Hooray for boobies!

Flock, thumbs up No santa hat tho

prettypoems, I've always considered you very attractive, and your boobs aint no detour

quote:Originally posted by LurkingLikeAHobbit:

She obviously isn't going to post, a decision of hers, which I will support. So, stop begging like a little horny teenager.

Go back to Lurking you stupid little hobbit. Sick Boy just needs the right amount of California weed to do it.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Go back to Lurking you stupid little hobbit. Sick Boy just needs the right amount of California weed to do it.

STFU and GTFO

eh, why not?

http://i16.tinypic.com/47ch7d4.jpg

quote:Originally posted by BloodyRevolutions:

eh, why not?

http://i16.tinypic.com/47ch7d4.jpg



I know everyone thinks you're an attention whore, but you're incessant whoring is the only thing making this christmas eve worthwhile.

I <3 you.

bloodyrevolutions got some big ass titties.

^cluntoris^

quote:Originally posted by phmeworp:

STFU and GTFO

Will you fucking n00bs stop wasting my time? I mean seriously now, we could be dealing with boobies here. Not some fucking idiot that thinks it's more nobel to be a fuckwad that'll never get laid, and his friends.

Seriously, more boobies, less n00bies.

quote:Originally posted by BloodyRevolutions:

eh, why not?

http://i16.tinypic.com/47ch7d4.jpg

This made my Christmas just a little happier. Thanks.

Bloody Revolutions is winning.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

BWAHA, sorry, blood, dont take this the wrong way, cause I like you, but in that pic you look like Spenny a la Kenny Vs Spenny. Dont feel bad, cause all the other pics look great. But that one...

In my defense, that picture is nearly two years old (I haven't worn the 'infamous hairy chest vest' in quite a while, let alone had my photo taken in it), back from when I was a whee newb. As are all the pictures in that gallery. So they should probably be taken down and not used in a bid to insult my appearence in the future. Furthermore, I did not really set out in my origional post to rave about how fatastic my chest was (fantastic though it may be), more to point out the Op is a big phoney baloney trying to make her boobs look better than they actually are. It was brought up in the interests of fair play.

To Gus, you are such a sweetheart, jumping in to defend my honour. *happy mauling*



[This message has been edited by bloodenangel (edited 12-25-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

To Gus, you are such a sweetheart, jumping in to defend my honour. *happy mauling*

Yeah, if you want babe, you can send me a few newer pictures (or I could very well just use some of the ones you've already given me) and I'll get your old pictures removed and new ones added. You really have changed A LOT in the past few years. Although how you became even more perfect, I don't think humans were ever designed to know.

Hun, you're a good friend. I'd do the same for any other good friend of mine. Although I'll take that mauling, and raise you a snuggling!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Yeah, if you want babe, you can send me a few newer pictures (or I could very well just use some of the ones you've already given me) and I'll get your old pictures removed and new ones added. You really have changed A LOT in the past few years. Although how you became even more perfect, I don't think humans were ever designed to know.

Hun, you're a good friend. I'd do the same for any other good friend of mine. Although I'll take that mauling, and raise you a snuggling!



Can I get in on this snuggling? I'll bring a blanket.. And spaghetti..

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Can I get in on this snuggling? I'll bring a blanket.. And spaghetti..

I'd be willing to share my snuggle time if you're a chick, and she approves of you. Otherwise, I'm sure there are any number of wonderful totse girls that NEED attention much more than Blooden, I dare say, needs it.

Sick boy, are you retarded? You think anyone cares how your tits look? They are tits. Bottom line. Post em.

you know, on one hand this thread is kind of attention whoring...but on the other hand, hell, at least these girls are comfortable enough with themselves to post their boobs. i am so ridiculously close and comfortable with my friends but there's still no waayyy i'll let even them see my boobs. my boyfriend i'm finally ok with because i sort of figure...enh, the only other pair he's seen were when he was 14, so mine will look fine-ish. even if i weren't opposed to putting myself all over the internet, i would still have a hard time doing what these girls are doing because i think my boobs are flat out ugly. so as strange as this sounds...good on you girls, i suppose.

edit: messed up what i was trying to say.

[This message has been edited by YouLookFourteen (edited 12-25-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I'd be willing to share my snuggle time if you're a chick, and she approves of you. Otherwise, I'm sure there are any number of wonderful totse girls that NEED attention much more than Blooden, I dare say, needs it.



I'm not a chick

Any girls wanna snuggle? I have very sensitive nipples...

I want to cuddle

I'm not even picky. Guys or girls. I just want someone to fill my bed for a while :\

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I want to cuddle

I'm not even picky. Guys or girls. I just want someone to fill my bed for a while :\

Deal, but if you are a guy. I get to be the spoon handle!

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Deal, but if you are a guy. I get to be the spoon handle!



I am a guy, but you can be the handle if you want. Just so long as you keep your little soldier in check.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



I am a guy, but you can be the handle if you want. Just so long as you keep your little soldier in check.

I'll tape 'em down. He's feisty.

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

I'll tape 'em down. He's feisty.

Works for me. Where are you from?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Works for me. Where are you from?

Canada, Eh.

Ontario to be vague.

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Canada, Eh.

Ontario to be vague.





Thats kind of far. You should come chill in Miami for a weekend.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Thats kind of far. You should come chill in Miami for a weekend.

Fuuuuuck that. It's too damn hot. I die in bed if I have more then a blanket over me. And besides, I'm about as poor as Carlos Mencia's sense of humor.

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Fuuuuuck that. It's too damn hot. I die in bed if I have more then a blanket over me. And besides, I'm about as poor as Carlos Mencia's sense of humor.



It is too damn hot. Holy shit. It's fucking christmas for gods sake, and its still in the 80's. I hate Florida. I hate it

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



It is too damn hot. Holy shit. It's fucking christmas for gods sake, and its still in the 80's. I hate Florida. I hate it

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/silentmonkey/cookie.jpg

Holy shit. That is an awesome picture.

But yea, Heat=Bad. The only heat I like, is skin on skin heat. Because it's teh sex.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



It is too damn hot. Holy shit. It's fucking christmas for gods sake, and its still in the 80's. I hate Florida. I hate it

I'd trade my place for yours.



Cincinnati, Ohio.

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

I'd trade my place for yours.



Cincinnati, Ohio.

Fuck, it's 6 degrees (celcius) here or so.

Let's have a threesome at my place.

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Originally posted by SilentMind:



It is too damn hot. Holy shit. It's fucking christmas for gods sake, and its still in the 80's. I hate Florida. I hate it

ht tp://img.p hotobucket.com/albums/v347/silentmonkey/cookie.jpg (http: //img.phot obucket.co m/albums/v 347/silent monkey/coo kie.jpg)

Holy shit. That is an awesome picture.

But yea, Heat=Bad. The only heat I like, is skin on skin heat. Because it's teh sex.



hehe. For some reason, that made me laugh. Hard.

And yeah, I'd love to move somewhere colder for a change. I dont know about canada though. Whats it like up there?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



hehe. For some reason, that made me laugh. Hard.

And yeah, I'd love to move somewhere colder for a change. I dont know about canada though. Whats it like up there?

Jesus, it's not like we're in the freaking stratosphere.



Cigarettes are more expensive, so is booze.

The temperature is mild lately, not sure why usually it's around -20 (celcius) this time of year. The women are plentiful, and the majority of them are not big fat fatties. It's alot like the US except colder, and nicer.

And now I'm going to bed for sleepy time.

Merry Christmas. Anyone who wants to add me on msn it's motimon12@hotmail.com



[This message has been edited by Psychonautical (edited 12-25-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i am so ridiculously close and comfortable but there's still no waayyy i'll let them see my boobs.

I keep mixing you up with You Look Adopted.

Put a face shot up for me, please?

ermm i had some up here but i can't find them.

i need to stop posting pictures of myself. http://i10.tinypic.com/35d1cw0.jpg

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Canada, Eh.

Ontario to be vague.



Toronto?? Near Toronto?

^you don't look 14 in that pic...i have seen some others were you have, tho. maybe you are finally maturing?...idk. whatever. merry christmas.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

ermm i had some up here but i can't find them.

i need to stop posting pictures of myself. http://i10.tinypic.com/35d1cw0.jpg



WTF? Non boobs pic in a boobs thread. Infidel!

haha i totally just posted a huge whiny paragraph about me not showing my boobs. and i only posted the face pic because i was asked to. i will refrain from talking anymore.

the picture's actually sort of old, oral. i guess it depends on the shot. suffice to say i'll probably still be getting carded at like...30. and merry christmas to you too!

[This message has been edited by YouLookFourteen (edited 12-25-2006).]

To Gus. Aren't you a fat nerd? If such is true, than kudos for somehow being respected on this site.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

ermm i had some up here but i can't find them.

i need to stop posting pictures of myself. http://i10.tinypic.com/35d1cw0.jpg

Daaammmnnnn look at those biiiigg rooouuuunnnddd.....wait...

^ Haha..

And YLF, damn, you're beautiful.

oh hush. read this:

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

you know, on one hand this thread is kind of attention whoring...but on the other hand, hell, at least these girls are comfortable enough with themselves to post their boobs. i am so ridiculously close and comfortable with my friends but there's still no waayyy i'll let even them see my boobs. my boyfriend i'm finally ok with because i sort of figure...enh, the only other pair he's seen were when he was 14, so mine will look fine-ish. even if i weren't opposed to putting myself all over the internet, i would still have a hard time doing what these girls are doing because i think my boobs are flat out ugly. so as strange as this sounds...good on you girls, i suppose.

and this:

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

I keep mixing you up with You Look Adopted.

Put a face shot up for me, please?



and be enlightened.

my breasts will not be making an appearance. i am done now.

Since everyone is showing their shit off,

Someone should write 4skins across their nipple. It just fits soo perfectly

you look fourteen you look good hitt me up some time on aim my screen name is bigwildbob69

I'm quite content with the photo, thanks for posting it to satisfy my curiousity. I'm just saying I think you're very pretty.

FAP FAP FAP

quote:Originally posted by pulsera:

Maybe my boobs just arent good enough for you.

Your boobs are good enough for me. I would suck on your titties.

My girl said no way to tit pics. But I've got a nice pic of her ass she said would be OK to post. http://tinypic.com/4ckwdg9.jpg

quote:Originally posted by TheReeper:

To Gus. Aren't you a fat nerd? If such is true, than kudos for somehow being respected on this site.

Uh, thanks? It helps when you're a fucking awesome person, eh?

quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:

Oh Flock! I love you for being so happy and comfortable with your body. ANd for having had many a cool hair cut.

Yours are very cute *nods*

post yours, Iso.

I WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

quote:Originally posted by the bamph:

post yours, Iso.

I WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

Iso is FAR TOO SHY for that. Although if she proved me wrong I promise I wouldn't fap to her... Much.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

ermm i had some up here but i can't find them.

i need to stop posting pictures of myself. http://i10.tinypic.com/35d1cw0.jpg

You look 14.

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1408/sid1oh5.jpg http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9353/sid2gn3.jpg http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4391/sid3yg5.jpg

YouLookFourteen... Yes.

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

Ehh.

Second one makes me look hella fat.

Nothing wrong with them puppies

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Wow....4 pages after 24 hours. Impressive.

Flock seems to be leading atm..

from what i can remember of this thread.. i'm to tired to even remember half the pictures

kudos to those chicks game enough to post!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Iso is FAR TOO SHY for that. Although if she proved me wrong I promise I wouldn't fap to her... Much.

Shy? Dignified?

It will be a cold day in hell before any of you see mine. And thhat's final.

quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:

Shy? Dignified?

It will be a cold day in hell before any of you see mine. And thhat's final.

Well! At least tell us if you enjoy the view?

Go to a mirror. Whip off your top. Assess the goods. Replace top.

Report back here with detailed report. 'Member: honestly counts!

So, I might replace my pic with a one of better quality where my skin doesn't look so yellow from the flash or whatever, but either way..

TOTSE BOOB COLLAGE!

Anyone wanna undertake this?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Well! At least tell us if you enjoy the view?

Go to a mirror. Whip off your top. Assess the goods. Replace top.

Report back here with detailed report. 'Member: honestly counts!



They're okay. Very plain. Very so-so. Look like you're avergae boob, normal round shape, definitely not triangles.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Wow....4 pages after 24 hours. Impressive.

With a title that has "boobies" and "pics" in it, how surprised ARE you?

PS, I posted on the front page, then waited a few days, and simply scrolled for links. Heh.

Bloody Rev, those are some genuine JUGS (in a good way). Actually, considering how varied the styles of titties, we've got a great bunch on here. No freaky nipples or anything.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

So, I might replace my pic with a one of better quality where my skin doesn't look so yellow from the flash or whatever, but either way..

TOTSE BOOB COLLAGE!

Anyone wanna undertake this?

If this thread gets enough pics then I'll archive it (as long as MOjo doesn't object!).

quote:Originally posted by Zay:

Flock's tits look like my cousin's.

Milk just shot out of my nose... that was great.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Wow....4 pages after 24 hours. Impressive.

It would be much more impressive if half of the posts in this thread weren't from Gus.

quote:Originally posted by Belle:

Toronto?? Near Toronto?

Like 2 hours away.

I would like to thank all the girls who posted [their titties] in this thread.

Srsly. You're all fantastic

quote:Originally posted by CannabisCastIe:

htt p://img105 .imageshac k.us/img105/1408/sid1oh5.jpg (http: //img105.i mageshack. us/img105/ 1408/sid1o h5.jpg) htt p://img409 .imageshac k.us/img409/9353/sid2gn3.jpg (http: //img409.i mageshack. us/img409/ 9353/sid2g n3.jpg) htt p://img145 .imageshac k.us/img145/4391/sid3yg5.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 4391/sid3y g5.jpg)

I would say nice boobs, but that is an ugly bra.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I would say nice boobs, but that is an ugly bra.

Gotta agree with you there. But maybe it's her boyfriend/girlfriend's taste and she just has it on to please them?...its Xmas so lets be charitable...and God bless each and every one of us, guv'nor!

quote:Originally posted by stab:

prettypoems, I've always considered you very attractive, and your boobs aint no detour

quote:Originally posted by eskyhead:

Nothing wrong with them puppies

Aw thanks loves.

Maybe Mojo would bless us with a photo?

The other one is pierced now too. http://tinyurl.com/yjsuwm

^I will say, that so far I like your boobs the best.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^I will say, that so far I like your boobs the best.

Flocks FTW

Note: Imageshack isn't overly fond of n00ds, and photobucket downright hates them.

Fapomatic is your best bet, it loves your pictures of your boobs or whatever else you have on offer.

http://www.fapomatic.com/

[I would post my boobs but Im male so they're small and hairy, and I doubt anyone wants to see them.]

Yes... Gooooood... Keep them coming.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Yes... Gooooood... Keep them coming.

I have an image of Gus stroking a cat.



A hairless cat...

His penis... With cat ears on it.

I've got a feeling that my cat is sick... It keeps puking up this white stuff, and shrinking really really small...

Maybe I should take it to the vet? And by vet, I mean titty bar.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I've got a feeling that my cat is sick... It keeps puking up this white stuff, and shrinking really really small...

Maybe I should take it to the vet? And by vet, I mean titty bar.

I think you should put it down...



*Badum tssss*

Nah.

Gus is pathetic.

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

I think you should put it down...



*Badum tssss*

NEVER!

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Zay:

Gus is pathetic.

What's funny, I find, is out of all of the things you COULD comment on in this thread, you pick me.

I wonder if you understand how much that FEEDS MY EGO? Silly n00b.

prettypoems your'e so Beautiful

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

What's funny, I find, is out of all of the things you COULD comment on in this thread, you pick me.

I wonder if you understand how much that FEEDS MY EGO? Silly n00b.

What I find funny is that a guy who fucks his own cousin actually thinks he can call somebody pathetic!

quote:Originally posted by stab:

What I find funny is that a guy who fucks his own cousin actually thinks he can call somebody pathetic!

Hey now, cousins need loving too! And as long as you don't have a baby, I think it's perfectly fine.

But the SECOND you start shitting out babies, well then... That's when I start up the gas chamber.

But yeah, it is kinda funny.

Gus knows how to quote bolds!

Quote bolds!

What a smart fella!

Still. Zay is a bit of a fuckwit.

flock ftw!

quote:Originally posted by pulsera:

Man bloodyrevolution's tits are nice, sorry to be so gay, but honestly those are some fucking nice real tits.

So anyways i had a pic or two posted previously but i deleted them for some reason.

So boys (and girls) of totse, tell me the truth, which picture do you like better, the boobs in a bra

ht tp://i126. photobucket.com/albums/p120/joelsisv/MyPicture.jpg (http: //i126.pho tobucket.c om/albums/ p120/joels isv/MyPict ure.jpg)

Or the neked boobs, with no support.

h ttp://i123 .photobucket.com/albums/o282/Ojisepuls/MyPicture.jpg (http: //i123.pho tobucket.c om/albums/ o282/Ojise puls/MyPic ture.jpg)

personally i'd take pics of the first type any day over the naked boobies, but i wonder how boys feel.

Maybe my boobs just arent good enough for you.

Oh and to anyone who's saying that this is a demeaning cry for attention... well fuck off, its totse for fucks sake, its just for fun, furthermore, how can i be demeanded if i'm choosing to do it, plus no one knows what i look like on totse, or who i really am....yea

I couldn't view the bra pic, but overall I think its sexier to see a girl in her bra. But eventually the bra has to come off.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

What's funny, I find, is out of all of the things you COULD comment on in this thread, you pick me.

I wonder if you understand how much that FEEDS MY EGO? Silly n00b.



I didn't choose to comment on you because you're Gus.It's hard to ignore you/not comment when every other post is yours.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

What I find funny is that a guy who fucks his own cousin actually thinks he can call somebody pathetic!

I dont fuck my cousin. My post was there for shock value.

edit: come to think of it, I think I would fuck my cousin before spending hours begging girls to post their tits in this forum. I've got nothing against the girls in this thread, but still.

[This message has been edited by Zay (edited 12-26-2006).]

Zay, Gus, stfu alright? Damn.

quote:Originally posted by Zay:

I dont fuck my cousin. My post was there for shock value.

edit: come to think of it, I think I would fuck my cousin before spending hours begging girls to post their tits in this forum. I've got nothing against the girls in this thread, but still.



So you... pretended to fuck your cousin.

Sadder? Probably?

quote:Originally posted by stab:

So you... pretended to fuck your cousin.

Sadder? Probably?

Let it go. I made a rude remark at Gus. Cry about it. See, you're trying too hard. I take 2 seconds of my life to type "those tits look like my cousin's" hoping to get a subtle lol(sadly I didnt), and instead I get stab all hurt because I said something to Gus, and he uses it against me. No, I do not pretend to fuck my cousin. It's called humor. I'll go so far as explain myself, but don't expect a flamewar out of this.

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

Zay, Gus, stfu alright? Damn.

Fine.

man its like 50/50 on here, some nice ones and "meh" ones...but props for those girls showing off their goods..

im going to see if i can get a pic of my girls here in a day or so(shes on vacation), definately will be some "God Damn" comments said on those babies....ill see what i can do.

quote:Originally posted by NitrousMafia:

man its like 50/50 on here, some nice ones and "meh" ones...but props for those girls showing off their goods..

im going to see if i can get a pic of my girls here in a day or so(shes on vacation), definately will be some "God Damn" comments said on those babies....ill see what i can do.

Yea. "Goddamn, I didn't realize nipples could be that hairy" Or "Goddamn, where do they end? Are those her toes?"

This thread is doing well, lemme see if I can find a good one of my girlfriend :-)

p.s. I do have a video of her and her hot friend going at it but I cannot put that on the net, I promised. :-)

quote:Originally posted by Aukai:

This thread is doing well, lemme see if I can find a good one of my girlfriend :-)

p.s. I do have a video of her and her hot friend going at it but I cannot put that on the net, I promised. :-)

If you mention it, you must post it. Such is Man Law. Such is life.

quote:Originally posted by Aukai:

This thread is doing well, lemme see if I can find a good one of my girlfriend :-)

p.s. I do have a video of her and her hot friend going at it but I cannot put that on the net, I promised. :-)

Well emailing doesn't constitute to posting!

And right now, I say flock is tied w/prettypoems.

Also, prettypoems, care to post a pic of them unobstructed?

Ojise and some other pics don't work anymore.

quote:Originally posted by phmeworp:

It would be much more impressive if half of the posts in this thread weren't from Gus.

I just realised that

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

I just realised that

At least half of the boobies in this thread aren't mine, eh?

It's sad. The "Post your wang" thread has more pictures in it than this one.

quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:

It's sad. The "Post your wang" thread has more pictures in it than this one.

Have you noticed, there's more guys than girls :P

if you did remember about the old "post your wang" topic, it was unbelieveable huge with like hundred guys posting their dick.

[This message has been edited by Volcanbaru (edited 12-26-2006).]

Very aukai!

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Very aukai!

heh, is that good or bad?

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

Originally posted by Gus:

Whoever said I was straight? ;o

~~~

Here be MY boobies... http://tinyurl.com/ylschl



You made it sound like it.

This thread is....slowing down!

Edit: I'll speed it up http:// img102.ima geshack.us/my.php?image=lolnormalwt0.jpg (http: //img102.i mageshack. us/my.php? image=loln ormalwt0.j pg)



wtf is all over your chest?

Whip marks.

You almost got it.

Fingernails :P some crazy slut did that to me.

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

You almost got it.

Fingernails :P some crazy slut did that to me.



if you guys want me to post that crazy clawing slut's tits, feel free to ask. I've posted it on here couple of times.

YES PLEASE! haha just to spice up the thread!

DogBoy approaves of this thread, and flock's breasts.

quote:Originally posted by DogBoy:

DogBoy approaves of this thread, and flock's breasts.

Well, without chrome with us any longer to approve our threads, I say we use "DogBoy approves" from here on out.

haha owned. she's a skinny little bitch huh.

She's got a cute set, though, and she looks like the kinda girl that'd give good head.

quote:Originally posted by Runaway_Stapler:

Originally posted by Aukai:

This thread is doing well, lemme see if I can find a good one of my girlfriend :-)

p.s. I do have a video of her and her hot friend going at it but I cannot put that on the net, I promised. :-)

Well emailing doesn't constitute to posting!

And right now, I say flock is tied w/prettypoems.

Also, prettypoems, care to post a pic of them unobstructed?

I might.

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

I might.

Dooooooo It!

whatif you don't have big boobies?

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

I might.

If i remember right you're pretty, so please do?

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Stabby:

If i remember right you're pretty, so please do?

You're right shes like way Beautiful

This thread has too much ghey.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

She's got a cute set, though, and she looks like the kinda girl that'd give good head.

Nope, shes absolutely horrible at it.



[This message has been edited by Volcanbaru (edited 12-26-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

Nope, shes absolutely horrible at it.

Edit: Whoa this topic is on Hot Topics!



Man, that bites.

And yeah, it's on the S&A hot topics.

And PrettyPoems, do it.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

And PrettyPoems, do it.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

And PrettyPoems, do me.

YTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSS

See we all love you here

This thread is cool, and I remember those 'crazy slut' boobs! Didn't she get implants?

My sister http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0652&f=nude_3.jpg http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0652&f=nude.jpg

My girlfriend http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0652&f=100_4111.jpg

edit- reuploaded

[This message has been edited by morbidskull (edited 12-26-2006).]

^^ what the fuck? you have your sister's boobs pic.



your gf one doesnt work.

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

^^ what the fuck? you have your sister's boobs pic.



your gf one doesnt work.

(I think that's the joke)

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

^^ what the fuck? you have your sister's boobs pic.



your gf one doesnt work.

I found them on my sisters computer. I posted them here about a month ago.

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

ht tp://img47 .imageshac k.us/my.php?image=loloklh1.jpg (http: //img47.im ageshack.u s/my.php?i mage=lolok lh1.jpg)

^^ crazy clawing ex-girlfriend

I like her tits the best.

If she was tan it would be that much better.

[This message has been edited by Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0 (edited 12-26-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

Originally posted by Gus:

Whoever said I was straight? ;o

~~~

Here be MY boobies... http://tinyurl.com/ylschl



You made it sound like it.

This thread is....slowing down!

Edit: I'll speed it up http:// img102.ima geshack.us/my.php?image=lolnormalwt0.jpg (http: //img102.i mageshack. us/my.php? image=loln ormalwt0.j pg)



dude bite marks to the max

you dont by any chance know a guy called joe do you?

that honestly hurt my feelings...

then again, i like HB a lot more than SG, and i haven't fapped to this thread, so i guess i'm not really an SG kidiot.

quote:Originally posted by The man who can fly:

dude bite marks to the max

you dont by any chance know a guy called joe do you?

Fingernails*

There's too many Joe around here.

ah rite a mate of mine (called joe surprisingly enough) was telling me about his mate being covered in bites and i thought it might be you

*big smile*

Haha, thanks. I feel so loved. I'll post some later if I get the chance to take them.

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

*big smile*

Haha, thanks. I feel so loved. I'll post some later if I get the chance to take them.

And now we all feel loved by you in return.

** Deuce Omen