So, aside from drinking heavily to appease the pain, I plan on getting my mack on tonight at this party for the sole purpose of finding a one night stand.

Only this time I won't expect it to go any further.

Fuck, it just won't stop happening... *puts gun in mouth* ....

Nah just kidding, I wouldn't off myself cuz of some bitch.

But anyway, since we never actually discussed the stage of our relationship, I can just assume that it's over at this point, right?

No wait, I got a hold of her on msn, and now have some closure at least...

Me says:

so do you want to get together again sometime.......???

She says:

i dunnoo

Me says:

lol, I knew it

Me says:

I kinda saw it coming

Me says:

any particular reason why?

She says:

uhhh

She says:

im kinda seeing someone now

Me says:

ahh, ok

Me says:

as of when?

She says:

last night

Me says:

ohh

Me says:

were you planning on telling me this at any point?

She says:

well it just happened

Roflz @ the fact that I fucked her without a condom... I was guilt-ridden for days about that. Hopefully, if I do have HIV, I'm just a carrier...

God damnit man, it's all probably in your head and you're over reacting.

Stop drinking, don't go shoving your cock in holes when you probably have Super AIDS, and lay off the fucking drugs for a while.

You're just too fucking high strung. You need to calm the hell down.

edit: well, I guess not

but my advice still stands

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 12-23-2006).]

Fucking slut. "teehee, it just happened!"

If it's any consolation, I'm willing to bet she does the same thing with that guy too.

Gaz, you know I like you mate... but gloating over the fact that you have possibly passed on over one of he most serious sexually transmitted diseases isnt exactly cool...

Fucking shitty dude. Go drink.

Lol I got drunk and it filled that hole, although temporarily, and I even almost got laid...

But then some chick came and started shit with the chick that was hitting on me.

So I bounced outta there and now I'm (relatively) sober, and bored.

I like your style gadzooks. If you were listening to Johnny Cash right now and drinking Double Bastard you would be a god.

"Me says" ???? Are you five years of age, just stupid or hitting the crack pipe too much?

I say; I said lollercoaster, didn't you hear?

[This message has been edited by RogueWarheart (edited 12-24-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

"Me says" ????

I just did find "Darren says:" --> Replace with "Me says" in notepad.

But yeah, I probably should have put in "I say/said".

This thread is useless without pics of sexorz.

More imporatantly, always use protection.

Also more importantly:

'bros before hos'

///Michael

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

I like your style gadzooks. If you were listening to Johnny Cash right now and drinking Double Bastard you would be a god.

Unfortunately, I wasn't listening to Johnny Cash at the time of that post.

And I was drinking whatever was leftover from the party the night before (variety of things).

You must be good at failure judging by the attitude of this thread.

quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

You must be good at failure judging by the attitude of this thread.

Thanks for pointing out the obvious...

Get a labotomy.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Get a labotomy.

If by that you meant a lobotomy, it appears that you already have one.

^I lolled.

lol y u not dead yet?