What would you like for christmas.



He's not into drugs so don't say weed or any shit.

We aren't officialy dating but we kind of have a thing, but he said he got me something and I would feel really bad if I didn't have anything for him.

Ahhh help.

Use this thing called "listening". Does wonders when trying to pick out gifts for people.

Despite what you may hear, not all 17 year olds want the same thing. Unless you can gift wrap your pussy?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

gift wrap your pussy

^orignial

I'd go w/ that one, he'd like it for sure.



[This message has been edited by thatcoolkid (edited 12-23-2006).]

Sex, duh....

Anyone who says they dont do drugs are lying assholes. They take plenty of drugs, not just good (illegal) ones.

Bleh.

Abook.

Bit late for this question isin't it?

Anyway, my girlfriend did something very unexpected and took me to London to see Spamlot (the musical), shopping on Regent street and the "Game On" exhibition at the Science museum. Bloody awesome Christmas present.

Gift wrapped pussy.

No responsibilities, a bunch of money, blow, hookers, and a sweet car.

Turboman Doll.

A cd or movie.

Anything else (besides you naked) will dissapoint him.

Are you wealthy? If not, save your money. Trust me, 17 year old guys dont need shit.

The truly best thing you can do is a cd or movie or some chocolate bars.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

No responsibilities, a bunch of money, blow, hookers, and a sweet car.

Where do I sign up?

Ok, I agree with 17 year olds dont need shit.

...and the gift wrapped pussy is obvious.

But (I Know I cant start a scentence with but, but fuck you) CarbonB's point was so true... listen to him, you should know what he wants from being his partner unless you have had some silly 3 week relationship.

We don't now what he's interested in.. so advising you is kinda pointless... but I guess a tube of KY jelly, and you bending over?

(typos due to laptop keyboard)

Find out what kind of music he likes, and get him a cd. Or, if he recently told you he likes a specific movie, then get it for him. It's not too hard.



Frankly, if my GF gave me a blowjob for Christmas, I'd be like, WTF, you are suppose to be giving me a blow job anyway. And now you call it a christmas present?

Buy him something, and then give him some pussy.

Stay real.

get something stupid and dangerous like gunpowder, or some kind of cool weapon. even if he doesn't use it i can't see him complaining it you gave him a sword, or decorated club or axe.

I think the only logical answer would be to bone him.

quote:Originally posted by tainteddd:

What would you like for christmas.



He's not into drugs so don't say weed or any shit.

We aren't officialy dating but we kind of have a thing, but he said he got me something and I would feel really bad if I didn't have anything for him.

Ahhh help.

Sex, and nude pics of yourself is all he would want. Don't kid yourself, seriously.

Ask him.

A copy of One hundred years of solitude by Gabriel García Márquez. It'll be appreciated in about 30 years.

That, or get him some candy/gift card for a restaurant, and you two go there.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

(I Know I cant start a sentence with but, but fuck you)

You can start a sentence with 'but' and other conjunctions. It's just considered kinda sloppy in formal writing.

Get him a few porno mags. Seriously, it'll be a good laugh, show that you don't take yourself too seriously, and when you leave he'll enjoy it.

give him a blowjob. yuss. deffinitly a blowjob.

Switchblade, sex, nice $150 watch, lighter, sex, a nice action movie, sex, sex, and that's about it.

quote:Originally posted by 23:

Switchblade, sex, nice $150 watch, lighter, sex, a nice action movie, sex, sex, and that's about it.

who the fuck still wears watches?

quote:Originally posted by -Mephisto-:

Anyone who says they dont do drugs are lying assholes. They take plenty of drugs, not just good (illegal) ones.



you must be a fucking retard. i am living proof that you are wrong.

How about you tell him to shut the fuck up and return that piece of shit gift he got you? He probably got you some stupid little thing just like you should him. If you arent even his girlfriend then I wouldn't get him much.

quote:Originally posted by Jackel003:

Turboman Doll.

You, Sir, win this thread. All further replies are irrelevant.

Gift wrap your pussy. And stick a turboman doll in it for good measure.

Non-latex condoms.

How did you know I was 17?

provided you live together,

just go around the whole day naked... wink at him often...

quote:Originally posted by -Mephisto-:

Sex, duh....

Anyone who says they dont do drugs are lying assholes. They take plenty of drugs, not just good (illegal) ones.



i dont do drugs...i think?

quote:Originally posted by Jackel003:

Turboman Doll.

That shit is IMPOSSIBLE to find right now.

im a 17 year old guy, and i'd enjoy the pussy, but it depends on the guy, if he is emo get him a blade, if he is a punker get him some hair spray, if he is white washed buy him a shirt from abercrombie.

u can buy clothes for anyone

Drugs are stupid.



I'd get him a Kel-Tec SU-16CA, but thats mainly because I want one, and enjoy projecting myself on other people.

Blowjobs?

Buy him a cheap mp3 player.

Gift wrapped pussy... obviously.

Don't get him a CD whatever you do.. he probably downloads his music and would rather a cheap MP3 player, but he's not gonna care too much about what you get him for Christmas.. gift wrapped pussy is the easiest and most thoughtful gift you can give...100% honest, wear some skimpy lingerie and get him alone.. unless he's a total pussy he will love you for it.

Otherwise..

A new shirt.

A nice Zippo lighter.

A gift wrapped pussy.

A decent/affordable MP3 Player.

A gift wrapped pussy.

A blowjob.

Keep in mind he's probably in way more of a dilemma on what to get you, don't spend too much because you might spend more then he does which will make him feel like a bitch, unless he works he probably wont be able to spend too much on you, but as I said, he's not gonna complain about a gift from his girlfriend because his parents will probably get him enough shit anyway... that's why gift wrapped pussy is the best answer.. and throw some candy in so it doesn't look like you took the easy way out.

a bj

*kicks jackktec in the vagina*

gift wrapped pussy would be a bit excessive. just shave a stick one of those sticker bows above it.

quote:Originally posted by tainteddd:

What would you like for christmas.



He's not into drugs so don't say weed or any shit.

We aren't officialy dating but we kind of have a thing, but he said he got me something and I would feel really bad if I didn't have anything for him.

Ahhh help.

seks.

17-year-old guys like Play-doh.

Get him a season of his favourite TV show on DVD.

quote:Originally posted by Silverfuck:

Get him a season of his favourite TV show on DVD.

Translation:

Porn.

Clothes... best gift

are you asking under the sex part of this forum or the affection.

sex: sex under the stars? [i'm outdoorsy so that may be different or others but anything under the stars is good they is soo sparkely]

affection - anything w/ buttons, buttons are awsome, especially for the add croud

also it depends on how long you've been going out

quote:Originally posted by Silverfuck:

Get him a season of his favourite TV show on DVD.

No, thats actually a good idea. My fiance mentioned a mild obsession with X-Files a month or so back, so I got her seasons 1-4.

So what'd you get??

A hat/film/book/shirt/music or summin?

I personally would enjoy something drugs related, as well as sexual stuff, but then that should never be a present, it's not an occational gift i would expect, but a regular fuckin' pleasure

So what did he get? Not female santa?!

quote:Originally posted by Silverfuck:

Get him a season of his favourite TV show on DVD.

That is always a good choice.

if your dont want to wrap your self then i sugest

a knife

a cool lighter

power tools

or you could give him a gift for both of you for example

massage oil- so he can give you a (erotic?) massage

victorias secret gift card- so he can help you "try it" on at the store

edible underwear- no explanition nessasary

quote:Originally posted by sharpe:





massage oil- so he can give you a (erotic?) massage





If it's a gift for him she should be the one giving the massage, dumbass.

I got a bonsai kit from one of my good friends. This is the easy way of saying, it really depends on where his intrests lay.

A nice pair of headphones.

Over the ear preferably. Seriously. Great present.

A blanket with condoms, cookies, beer, and explosives wrapped inside.

Are people still posting despite the fact that christmas has come and gone? what'd you end up getting him?

She gave him the most wonderfull gift of all



LOVE

and gonerrhia