so my girl friend get turned on by watching my beat away at my meat usually i only do this on the bed in her face or over her boobs. but tonight she wants to watch me fap to some porn. i told her faping to porn makes me come faster so she wants to watch me do it...any one have any ideas onto which porn clip i should use i only need a couple mins of good porn so any one have any ideas?

Yea, don't let your creepy girlfriend watch you touch yourself.

Tell her to make her own porn. Get her to "fap" to you "fapping" to her. Tell her that'd turn you on the most.

Chances are she'll do it, and you can both have fun with that. Otherwise, just go to IFIOTW, and download some porn.

how bought, she plays with your meat while you watch porn

im satisfying her pleasures we have tons of time...our whole lives to do everything...we are creapy freaks i wanna put my big toe in her vagina just to kno wut it feels like lol and she said ok

i'd be psyched if my boyfriend would let me watch him get off. half of what turns me on when he cums on me is watching him do it. i'd be up for reciprocating if he asked me to. the only downside is that i would probably want to get in on the action watching him.

Then go for it, man. Hell, nothing wrong with being freaky in bed just as long as you both enjoy it a fucking load.

I know that I don't get much out of it unless I'm with a rather freaky girl myself...

quote:Originally posted by hedblown:

so my girl friend get turned on by watching my beat away at my meat usually i only do this on the bed in her face or over her boobs. but tonight she wants to watch me fap to some porn. i told her faping to porn makes me come faster so she wants to watch me do it...any one have any ideas onto which porn clip i should use i only need a couple mins of good porn so any one have any ideas?



www.haporn.com (http://www.haporn.com)

It's like the YouTube of porn. I love it.

Here's a good one for you. (http://www.haporn.com/getvid6e1edc05f3d8ab658c55.html)

[This message has been edited by Bastard Man (edited 12-23-2006).]

Learn proper grammer, and how to spell asshat.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Learn proper grammer, and how to spell asshat.

*Grammar. Get out.

quote:Originally posted by Toddler Fondler:

*Grammar. Get out.

Damn you! *leaves*

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Damn you! *leaves*

*Giggles and gives Azalie and parting hug*

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Learn proper grammer, and how to spell asshat.

A-S-S-H-A-T

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Learn proper grammer, and how to spell asshat.

You don't need a comma after "grammer"(which should be grammar), as you don't have a second subject in that half of a sentence. Unless of course you were referring to him as an asshat, in which case it should have been:

"Learn proper grammar and how to spell, asshat."

If you were just telling him how to spell the word "asshat", it would be:

"Learn proper grammar, and how to spell 'asshat'"

Although come to think of it, you only have an implied subject (you), so I'm not sure if that streches/applies to the comma-and rule of compound sentences.

lol, grammar

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Learn proper grammer, and how to spell asshat.

Self-pwn.

my girlfriend has watched me do it twice,and ive watched her once.its not bad.she enjoys it alot for some reason.the reason why she only did it once cuz it turned me on so much i hopped on her.

quote:Originally posted by Bastard Man:



www.haporn.com (http://www.haporn.com)

It's like the YouTube of porn. I love it.

Here's a good one for you. (http://www.haporn.com/getvid6e1edc05f3d8ab658c55.html)

you are a god among men.

*adds to favourites*

Back on topic. Many women I have known find watching a man masturbate erotic...just as many men enjoy watching a woman pleasure herself.

I guess its partly to do with the sharing of something very intimate that by nature tends to be otherwise done in secret.

Also a lot of women find it 'kinda neat that you blokes shoot out stuff'...

quote:Originally posted by Bastard Man:

It's like the YouTube of porn. I love it.

I thought PornoTube (http://www.pornotube.com/) was the YouTube of porn.

Alright, I have to throw the necessary "haha, self pwn" and the guy who messed up his own dis.

On topic, just find any old damn porn. I personally like the idea of her doing herself as your porn...thats something my fiance and I do sometimes. Better than porn, and why bother when you've got a naked girl in the room already anyways.

My girlfriend likes watching me fap and i like fapping..............whats the problem ?

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

You don't need a comma after "grammer"(which should be grammar), as you don't have a second subject in that half of a sentence. Unless of course you were referring to him as an asshat, in which case it should have been:

"Learn proper grammar and how to spell, asshat."

If you were just telling him how to spell the word "asshat", it would be:

"Learn proper grammar, and how to spell 'asshat'"

Although come to think of it, you only have an implied subject (you), so I'm not sure if that streches/applies to the comma-and rule of compound sentences.

lol, grammar

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.

Grammer and grammper, too would prob be very shocked at this thread!

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Learn proper grammer, and how to spell asshat.

Am you grammar letting we down?

I agree with Gus, maybe if she'd film herself masturbating and you could masturbate to that then it might make things interesting.

Do you sit/lie down with your bodies entangled or apart & watch each other get off at the same time too?

This oughta do the trick http://tinyurl.com/j6wun

quote:Originally posted by Misfit PWNZ:

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.

Is that you Rizzo? You know that shit wasn't funny. Just another lame attempt by you to try and impress someone.

Guess what? Not impressed.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Learn proper grammar. Then learn how to spell, asshat.

Fixed.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Is that you Rizzo? You know that shit wasn't funny. Just another lame attempt by you to try and impress someone.

Guess what? Not impressed.

What the fuck? Are you a paranoid schizophrenic or something?

I've beat off all over my girl's tits as she played with herself. It was really, really hot. After I blew my load, I finished her off by eating her out, and licking her juices off her fingers.

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

I've beat off all over my girl's tits as she played with herself. It was really, really hot. After I blew my load, I finished her off by eating her out, and licking her juices off her fingers.

Perfect example of a really hot moment, runied by horrific use of verbs.