I was sitting there in a local strip club (Showgirls in Queens St mall for you Brisbanites (we were drunk and bored)) for a while, then I noticed that a friend of mine was talking to this asian guy in a suit. They were sitting at a table by the stage (I was leaning on the stage).

I went over and sat down with them. Immediately this guy starts talking to me "You have very good build.", "You have girlfriend?" etc. Pretty soon he's buying me drinks and trying to persuade me to dance.

After about half an hour my friend goes to the toilet and this guy flat out offers me $500 to go back to his hotel with him.

My first thought was that $500 would mean a lot of fun times. Then it clicked what I'd have to do for it and well, I'm not THAT broke.

I refused as politely as I could and spent the next hour trying to figure out how to get some money out of him without shagging him... I couldn't think of anything so I left.

Overall, the free drinks make it difficult not to reccomend being friendly, but knowing that he wants to root you is a little odd...

Accept the money- if he's drunk, getting money of him won't be a problem- but suspect that he's trying to take advantage of you just incase, then if that's the case, take him out and grab the money

Typical totsean reply I know, but seriously, you probably could've found some way to get some money.

quote:Originally posted by Kyoki:

"You have girlfriend?" .

First off, for this to work, one of you guys is gay. Secondly, what gender are you?

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

First off, for this to work, one of you guys is gay. Secondly, what gender are you?

I'm a guy, hence my being wasted in a tittie bar.

quote:Originally posted by Kyoki:

I'm a guy, hence my being wasted in a tittie bar.

Wow, a gay japanese businessman. You don't see that too often



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In that situation I'd probably feel really bad and rude..and guilty.

Perhaps you could have sat on his lap and given him a kiss to make him feel better?

And then run off giggling into the night, of course.

500$ is no way near enough to get a cock shoved in you'r arse... are you guy's thinking straight?

quote:Originally posted by reidy-:

500$ is no way near enough to get a cock shoved in you'r arse... are you guy's thinking straight?

I am. I wouldn't give my ass to another man even if the end of the world came.

quote:Originally posted by reidy-:

500$ is no way near enough to get a cock shoved in you'r arse... are you guy's thinking straight?What? I'd accept it in a heartbeat!

Was he cute?

Why are there so many Japs in Brisbane?

quote:Originally posted by Ocular Gyric Crisis:

Was he cute?

Why are there so many Japs in Brisbane?



He wasn't bad looking. If I was that way inclined I'd probably have been up for it but well, my heterosexual tendencies got in the way.

I destroyed him in an arm wrestle so I don't think he was in the best shape (though his stomach was flat so who knows).

Holy crap I thought the OP was a lady.

If I was a gay man looking for other gay men, the last place I would think to look would be a bar full of naked women; you should have kindly adviced him to go to stallions 'r us down the road.

Happens a lot. Trust me.

Asian dudes are the most common.

I'd do it if he used a condom, lubricant..

probably becasue asians (not being offensive) have small penis's



I'd say 'Bend me over and do me like a steak'



I might wank now...

Ew you fucking fag

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quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

I'd do it if he used a condom, lubricant..

probably becasue asians (not being offensive) have small penis's



Fag.

Just kidding, I'd probably do it for 500 given he doesn't have any STDs or the like.

Fuck!! That shit happened to me quite a few times. I remember I was asking people for change to take the bus home and this guy came up to me and gave me a dollar. Then he started talking to me like he was trying to get to know me or something and he even offered me a ride. Next thing you know he tells me, "How would you like to make twenty bucks?"

I said "Doing what?" He replied,

"You know what."

So then I told him that I wasn't gay and that I'm not down for that type of shit. So he walked away down the street and had the nerve to come back and ask me,

"How about if you just massage it?"

I then started laughing histerically. I just find it so amazing how these people can actually go up to somebody and ask them shit like that. Hmmm, I probably would have done if I had three kids and was strung out on crack or maybe if he was offering money to suck my cock.

This doesn't make any sense. Why the fuck would a gay Japanese businessman go to a strip club full of women, and try to pick up men?

Doesn't he know that normally gay men don't go to strip clubs? Unless they are strip clubs for either gay men, or women?

I call bullshit. You actually humored the idea, which tells a lot about you. Who the fuck would even think about sleeping with a guy for $500 if they were straight?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I call bullshit.

Quoted For Truth, Justice, And The American NON-GAY Way!

quote:Originally posted by reidy-:

500$ is no way near enough to get a cock shoved in you'r arse... are you guy's thinking straight?



I second that...never ever is it worth that. maybe you should ahve taken him to the bathroom and knocked him unconcious and nicked his money??

Michael

p.s. everyone knows asians are lacking in the bulge,

Why would anyone bang an asian guy for $500? You know you're just gonna go spend that money on booze, drugs or a ps3. lol no way in hell. Maybe for like $1 million.

quote:Originally posted by Aukai:

Why would anyone bang an asian guy for $500? You know you're just gonna go spend that money on booze, drugs or a ps3. lol no way in hell. Maybe for like $1 million.



QFT

Wii would like to play

*bows*

What the fuck. Are you a guy or a girl?

Haha, pfft, I got offered $1000 a couple of weeks ago. Turned that shit down though, he was missing some of his front teeth lol.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Haha, pfft, I got offered $1000 a couple of weeks ago. Turned that shit down though, he was missing some of his front teeth lol.

But IF he had those teeth...hoo baby.

How are the drink prices at showgirls?

quote:Originally posted by Spiphel Rike:

How are the drink prices at showgirls?

Overpriced and watered down.

i would have said ok,and once the door was closed turn around and beat the living shit out of him.then took all his shit in his hotel room and the money.

i dont have anything with gay guys or girls i would have just seen it as a opportunity.

quote:Originally posted by psyc213:

I would give my ass to another man even if the end of the dick came.

fixed

id've fucked him in his ass for 500. it's not gay unless you enjoy it. I'd hate every $100 thrust.

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So, you figure that if you were doing a gay Japanese businessman, it would only take you 5 thrusts to finish?

Yeah, that seems pretty gay.