I come to you totse, with a question I have seen before. It is a problem that I, and many others, gave the same, obvious response to and forgot about. Sadly, here I am, in need of new insight and advice.

My girlfriend is getting fat.

Not extremely fat. Certainly many, many pounds away from morbidly obese. But a little pudgey in the stomach. More than the little bike tire that most people have. That doesn't bother me. Hers is more like a tractor tire. Enough that I find it rather unattractive.

As I've begun to notice a bit of pudge on my own stomach, as of late, I have tried many times to get her to come running with me. She has never come. Other than that, I have made little attempt to bring it up, although I am fairly confident that she realizes it.

I also worry about her health. She has been fairly underweight in the past, and do not misunderstand me, I certainly do not want that to happen. I fear that if I bring it up too directly, that will happen.

I am at a loss. I care greatly about her, and while I do not want this to be a problem at all, it has become one. She refuses to exercise with me, and I don't know what else to do. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance.

Get her addicted to Meth ...or tell her no one likes fat chicks.