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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-12-22, 01:42
Runaway_Stapler Runaway_Stapler is offline
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Default First time......fuck

fine, fuck what happened. I just want to get out of it.

Yeah so anyways, the thing is....I don't really like her like that. I'm afraid the next time I see her this means we are together and stuff, and what she'll think of it....gah. I feel sick. Bad choice, overall. I definitely wouldnt've done it if I could go back and choose, I'm sure this will just complicate things. My question for you guys is how do I not let this develop, just let it be a one time thing that we don't mention? I also would rather this didn't be a publicly known thing, not that it would be embarrasing, I just....really don't want to have a relationship, I barely even know her. What do you think she'll say next time I see her? I'm pretty sure it was a first for her too, she wasn't quite "skilled" or anything...



fuck....

[This message has been edited by Runaway_Stapler (edited 12-22-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-22, 01:45
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quote:Originally posted by Runaway_Stapler:

she'll think of it....gah.



Learn English you tool.
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Old 2006-12-22, 01:48
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dodging the rain and tractors
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quote:Originally posted by Runaway_Stapler:

Yeah, so not a half an hour ago was my first time doing anything, it went to "third base" and that was quite the party.



If you aren't old enough to talk about it in an adult way then you aren't old enough to be doing it.

Either edit this or it will be closed on grounds of use of annoying juvenile americanisms.
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Old 2006-12-22, 04:24
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

If you aren't old enough to talk about it in an adult way then you aren't old enough to be doing it.

Either edit this or it will be closed on grounds of use of annoying juvenile americanisms.



Go fuck yourself, you old bag of shit. Aren't mods supposed to be chosen on the basis of being helpful and knowlegable?

As for me, I'd be as stumped as the OP in this one. I'd probably treat her as just a friend again if you dont' want it to develope further. As for not being emberrassed in public....just dont' tell your friends!
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Old 2006-12-22, 05:19
Ars0n Ars0n is offline
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You lousy fuck why the hell would you take someones virginity sober and not expect a relationship? Its people like you that make everyone so goddamn untrusting and im fucking tired of it. Be a fucking man you little pussy.
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Old 2006-12-22, 05:22
Gus Gus is offline
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Just tell her you're too pathetic for a relationship. She'll understand.
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Old 2006-12-22, 05:27
Graah Graah is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

If you aren't old enough to talk about it in an adult way then you aren't old enough to be doing it.

Either edit this or it will be closed on grounds of use of annoying juvenile americanisms.

Yeah, seriously, shut up. You can't close a decent thread because you don't like an expression. And the expression is also fairly helpful, because it lets people say it in a non-base (pun intended) way, while still making it clear.

And don't even start with "Americanisms". British sayings just make me embarrassed to share a language with you buck toothed poofs.
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Old 2006-12-22, 05:53
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Even though I think jackketch sounds like my 90yr old grandpa, this is one of the few times I feel morally obligated to agree. The OP is a dumbass that deserves whatever he gets coming to him, this thread is a waste of space, and furthermore I don't like kidiots on my internet so stfu/gtfo.
 #9 
Old 2006-12-22, 05:55
Gus Gus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by azalie:

[...]my internet[...]

YOUR internet? Hell, I ain't married to you (yet). Back up away from MY internet woman!

*Kicks rocks in the general direction of people that have the idea of bases*
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Old 2006-12-22, 07:02
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quote:Originally posted by Graah:



And don't even start with "Americanisms". British sayings just make me embarrassed to share a language with you buck toothed poofs.

STFU, you stupid fucking yank. You're the ones who took the ENGLISH language and fucked it in the ass beyond recognition. Now you try and claim ownership of it.

I fucking hate yanks.
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Old 2006-12-22, 07:13
Fascismo Fascismo is offline
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quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Even though I think jackketch sounds like my 90yr old grandpa, this is one of the few times I feel morally obligated to agree. The OP is a dumbass that deserves whatever he gets coming to him, this thread is a waste of space, and furthermore I don't like kidiots on my internet so stfu/gtfo.

WFT
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Old 2006-12-22, 08:23
panjojo panjojo is offline
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quote:Originally posted by mysterectomy:

STFU, you stupid fucking yank. You're the ones who took the ENGLISH language and fucked it in the ass beyond recognition. Now you try and claim ownership of it.

I fucking hate yanks.





You are in no condition to make fun of him. I count 1 proper sentences.

Like saild before: If you cant sit down and talk to her about it, your not old enough to be doing it. It's as simple as that.
 #13 
Old 2006-12-22, 08:35
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basicly he made out with a fat/ugly chick.

PWNED
 #14 
Old 2006-12-22, 08:54
BloodyRevolutions BloodyRevolutions is offline
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Tell her to fuck off.

Sex is like kissing, it isnt any fucking big deal so she shouldent think it leads to a relationship.
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Old 2006-12-22, 08:59
shiva shiva is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Just tell her you're too pathetic for a relationship. She'll understand.

Sounds good to me lol.
 #16 
Old 2006-12-22, 12:15
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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Just to help a few people sum up what happened....

You fucked an ugly chick, and now you are regreting it becasue your not man enough for a relationship?

Did i get the general jist?
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Old 2006-12-22, 12:53
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by mysterectomy:

STFU, you stupid fucking yank. You're the ones who took the ENGLISH language and fucked it in the ass beyond recognition. Now you try and claim ownership of it.

I fucking hate yanks.

I don't want to derail this thread any further, but this is one of the things I absolutely fucking hate.

Nobody butchered the English language, you quasi-literate shitbag. American English is a separate and distinct form of the language that diverged from European English hundreds of years ago. Language evolves constantly, and so-called Americanisms are the product of centuries of entirely separate evolution of speech. Nobody has any grounds to complain about it. The British (yes, I'm British) are the only nation petty enough to actually try to bitch about it. Spaniards speaking Castellano don't bitch about South American countries using variant forms of the language. The French have never complained about differences between their native European tongue and the Quebecois or Acadian forms used in Canada. I've never heard a Dutchman object to the Flemish language. It's unreasonable and downright ridiculous to expect American English to progress along the exact same path as British English, and a nice big indicator of the collective English arrogance when we claim that our current language, spoken by around 65 million people and bearing as much resemblance to 17th-century English as modern-day American English does, is superior to the one spoken by over 300 million. You should be grateful we can still understand the form of our language spoken by the world's dominant country.

/rant
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Old 2006-12-22, 12:55
Darth_Maddolis Darth_Maddolis is offline
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Don't act all soft. If it was your first, I bet you're feeling sympathetic, but don't. If you don't want it to be, don't let it be. It's your life, and you live it while you can.
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Old 2006-12-22, 15:33
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To be fair Mr Happy, how many french people do you know?
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Old 2006-12-22, 17:28
RemadE RemadE is offline
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lol, my first time, the girl thought i was going out with her.

I wasn't, so she had a go at me and tried to overdose (dopey cunt).

I didnt want to, now i am in a shitty dead end relationship.

Thanks cock.
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Old 2006-12-22, 17:41
Emo Robot Go Emo Robot Go is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

I don't want to derail this thread any further, but this is one of the things I absolutely fucking hate.

Nobody butchered the English language, you quasi-literate shitbag. American English is a separate and distinct form of the language that diverged from European English hundreds of years ago. Language evolves constantly, and so-called Americanisms are the product of centuries of entirely separate evolution of speech. Nobody has any grounds to complain about it. The British (yes, I'm British) are the only nation petty enough to actually try to bitch about it. Spaniards speaking Castellano don't bitch about South American countries using variant forms of the language. The French have never complained about differences between their native European tongue and the Quebecois or Acadian forms used in Canada. I've never heard a Dutchman object to the Flemish language. It's unreasonable and downright ridiculous to expect American English to progress along the exact same path as British English, and a nice big indicator of the collective English arrogance when we claim that our current language, spoken by around 65 million people and bearing as much resemblance to 17th-century English as modern-day American English does, is superior to the one spoken by over 300 million. You should be grateful we can still understand the form of our language spoken by the world's dominant country.

/rant

things like this mystify me. how can anyone possibly devote even the smallest minute amount of care and thought to this? i really just dont see how anyone could think this matters or feel offended by it. thats all.

yes but Mr. Happy you are a good man
 #22 
Old 2006-12-22, 18:14
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quote:Originally posted by Graah:

Yeah, seriously, shut up. You can't close a decent thread because you don't like an expression. .

Ya think?
 
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