I don't know why, but it seems all the girls who seem interested in me seem to have boyfriends.

Now I can understand if it was me being attracted to girls with boyfriends, because good looking girls tend to have boyfriends, but why the other way round?

-deus-

...Because life sucks like that.

Think yourself lucky. My life would be alot easier at the moment if I hadn't lost the charm that you have atm. Use it to your advantage, if shes hott enough then win her off him.

Wow, that title was really misleading...

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Wow, that title was really misleading...

Yeah, I sort of was confused myself.

Wanna burn shit?

haha I only just realised that myself.

Thanks guys.

-deus-

quote:Originally posted by Gus:



Wanna burn shit?

Lol *prepares fire*

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Lol *prepares fire*

*Uses the fire to use his mutant powers to start burning shit*

BURRRRN!!!!!!!!

Because girls are sluts.

quote:Originally posted by Spade:

Because girls are sluts.

Evidence and scientifically proven facts please.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Evidence and scientifically proven facts please.

*Sets Azalie's clothing on fire just to watch her burn/get naked*

I win this either way!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

*Sets Azalie's clothing on fire just to watch her burn/get naked*

I win this either way!

Damn you! I'll get my revenge! *escapes on magic pogo stick*

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Damn you! I'll get my revenge! *escapes on magic pogo stick*

You know, I could say some REALLY nasty things about you picking a pogo stick now what you're naked...

But really, I think I'll just be happy with the idea of watching your ass and tits bounce away on that... Yum yum!

*uses his fire powers to make you clothing of burn firey awesomeness that never get wet or cold, back here, though... Bounce back THIS way... Yeahhh.*

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

You know, I could say some REALLY nasty things about you picking a pogo stick now what you're naked...



I'm a totsean, it's what we do

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

I'm a totsean, it's what we do

Ah yeah?

Well now, hop back this way, and let me get the front shot.

*Waves the awesome fire skirt and undies like a flag*

you are probably the rebound guy, no offense: you are the one that the girl can talk to and relate to and tell all her problems to. you're THAT guy. and then when she breaks up, you're going to come in and "support" her, and eventually, as you help her with her feelings- get laid.

or on the other hand, maybe the girls just really like you a lot.

quote:Originally posted by giselelang3:

get laid.



Haha, it's more about only helping those girls out that you don't care about getting laid by.

When you find a girl you want to suck your cock, you just tell her the obvious answer to all of her problems will be found after the correct amount of cock sucking, licking, and face-fucking.

EDiT: It cums out, all over the place...

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o] amybe they don't like you at all, and don't actually have boyfriends.

Eeeeeeh!

thanks gus i feel stupid, but thats okay.

edit:

that wasn't supposed to come out sarcastic. it wasnt meant to be.

[This message has been edited by giselelang3 (edited 12-22-2006).]

giselelang3, don't worry about it, but though, you can delete that post to, and I this one, and the only person that will ever know will be me.

I might need some sort of self-benificial repercussion for keeping it a secret, though, if you know what I mean.. *wiggles his eyebrows like a creepy man*

lol you're cute.

im just not very good at this whole thing i guess.

Hah, I'm cute... I guess that's what I get for being nice, eh, and giving you the chance to try and save face...

Ah well, at least I offered. Hehe, and it's not really that hard after you get the hand of it. But if you'd like some more detailed help with anything, my e-mail is in my profile.

am i being hit on? i cant tell because im too innocent.

but yes, that was very nice of you. no one knows but us..

Ahaha, I like to think of it as light flirting, actually. But though, if you want to go catch an e-movie, and get some e-dinner then watch the e-stars from under an e-blanket in the e-park, I'm your man.

And yeah, we're the only two that do know... We have so much in common Miss Innocent!

wow this is just too much for me: an e-dinner AND watching e-stars? that is just, that is just too much. im e-stuttering.

thats cool though. having a totse-faux pas secret.

Hah, just don't e-split, or I'll e-cry and then e-write in my e-blog about how much my e-date sucked... Hehe...

Nah, most likely I'd skip the movie, and make a light dinner for us for a night picnic. At least, that's how I feel things should e-go.

Aww, don't worry- im not an e-gold digger or e-slut.

Good idea to skip the movie- there are no good ones out.

Wow- is there anyone actually reading this thread now?

Just me and you, hun, but hey, we're the only one that e-counts, right?

Hehe, yeah, nothing I've seen out that spiked my e-interest. In fact, nothing in a long while.

So I hope you don't mind e-sandwiches, e-chips, e-water, and some e-cuddles under an e-blanket watching the e-sun set.

Of course, though, this is all if you take the first e-step... Hehe...

I think I might very well be having too much fun with this.

Ha, even the OP has probably lost interest in his own post.

So how flattering are you?

Borat was okay- but not much else..

I think that would be a great e-dinner, as long it isn't as cold as it is here, in e-georgia.

is the first e-step an e-mail?

Oh, out here in e-California we're starting to get near e-freezing, which is starting to e-confuse me, sadly.

And I'm very much, as I did mention a flirt and a flatterer. A tongue of silver, a heart of gold, and a cock of steel. Heh, I think I'm a bit to e-sane for my own good, eh?

Oh, and the first step is up to you, but an e-mail with an MSN/AIM/YIM name, if you'd e-like to e-talk more and not e-ruin this e-thread will e-work for me.

But hey now, I don't want to e-scare you into thinking that totse doesn't love a good derailing and flirt fest!

Yes- what is with all these southern states getting to be so e-ing cold?

lol- well, before all the coquettishness, the first thing I noticed is that you use correct grammar. so you know its not superficiality.

Cock of steel, eh?

Oh, if totse doesn't mind a flirt fest then i dont think we ruined this e-thread just quite yet.

I really don't know, but it isn't e-cool at all. Really!

Oh, and I try to use proper grammar, but though, in all seriousness my syntax and grammar are fucked far e-beyond help. I use too many commas. Way too e-many. Hehe...

And yeah, although the titanium one isn't nearly as pretty, but hey, it'll be a while until I can get that platinum one installed.

But though, until then, the steel one e-works fine, I'd say!

This thread has been hijacked by Gus and giselelang3. :P

Because your the kind of retard who thinks chicks with boyfriends are off limits. They have all the control because they know you wont hit on them, so they use you as their bitch to get the whore flirting out of their system.

Women are like lions, they sense fear lust love hate and incase you missed it, FEAR. If they sense you will hit on them/pressure them for sex and they have a boyfriend they will stay away from you (unless they want to cheat, or just get trapped as can happen).