my teacher called me to afterschool with her and omplained to me ive been "eye raping" her.

what do i do to get out of this situation...yes she's hot.

first of all, its called eye fucking. second, shes a teacher. if you werent looking at her shed be complaining that you werent paying attention, so technically its a no win situation.

"Deal with it."

"how bout a penis-fuck instead?"

Claim sexual harassment on you from her.

Watch her shut her trap, or better, suck your cock to make you shut yours.

Naive.

She called you AFTER school.

She wants your dick man.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Naive.

She called you AFTER school.

She wants your dick man.



so should i just whip it out during class or wait till she calls me after school again?

hahaha, good job. give her looks and see how her reaction is. if she's smiling and shit, she wants your dick. otherwise.. good luck. ask her if you can take her for something to drink, you wanna 'clear this up'. and then you kiss her, and then you fuck her. good job

Whip it out and do the helicopter.

[This message has been edited by Soda_Can_Sniper (edited 12-22-2006).]

I've never had a hot teacher!

life sucks

She's...your...TEACHER!!



Even the idea that you think she wants anything sexual from you is laughable!!



Eugh!!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

She's...your...TEACHER!!



Even the idea that you think she wants anything sexual from you is laughable!!



Eugh!!



you don't watch the news, do you?

If "eye rape" were her exact words then it sounds like she was messing with you.

lol y u eye rape me?

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

...what do i do to get out of this situation...yes she's hot.

Upgrade from "eye rape" to vaginal rape?

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Upgrade from "eye rape" to vaginal rape?

That's quite an upgrade.

you need to be like, "yea afterschool we need to talk about some things." then when u show up make sure you close the door and pull down the shade behind you... jus simply walk in and immediatly whip out your cock. tell her she either sucks your cock then and there and gives you an 'A' in the course or she faces sexual harassment and various other charges, and that a team of high powered attornys are gonna come after her because your dad is rich.. yea man.. do it.

If you make any moves on that woman I'm pretty sure you're going to end up getting on the news/expelled/suspended.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

That's quite an upgrade.

I got a similar upgrade with my new car for only £695.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

I got a similar upgrade with my new car for only £695.



like t3h leather seats

So you stuck your fucking cock in her eye? you simple ass nigga

Well? You've left us puzzled. Are you just doing a fantasy troll or will you provide us more details as to why she singled you out? Are you looking at her differently than other guys? If she's 'hot'? Wouldn't at least 10 other guys in your class/other classes be staring at her?

Are you good looking? How much older is she?

Why would she pick such a dumbo who provides so few details? Does she get hot for trolls?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Well? You've left us puzzled. Are you just doing a fantasy troll or will you provide us more details as to why she singled you out? Are you looking at her differently than other guys? If she's 'hot'? Wouldn't at least 10 other guys in your class/other classes be staring at her?

Are you good looking? How much older is she?

Why would she pick such a dumbo who provides so few details? Does she get hot for trolls?

YH COME ON MAN DETAILS, DETAILS.

I think of all the education that I missed - but then my homework was never quite like this!

Ask her 'sucky sucky?'

If that fails, just ask her to pick your pencil up form the floor...

michael

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:



She called you AFTER school.

She wants your dick man.

quote:Originally posted by shuu:

So you stuck your fucking cock in her eye? you simple ass nigga

Thats what I initially thought, more details or I doubt anyone will believe you? How about that guy with his science teacher, how did things work out?

SKULL FUCK!

ITS AWWWWWWWWWRIGHT!

LyEK zOMG EyE sEckS!!!

Dude she is obviously in need of a hard fucking. Next time she pulls you up there just whip and out and go at it like a beast.

we need details, like moonmeister said.

From your silence, we can gather she is over 50 years old...

She is a troll...isn't she?

You can tell us

we are all friends here

*Evil Grin*

[This message has been edited by Jack_and_Jill (edited 12-23-2006).]

I'm bumping this because it gave me a chuckle.

I was once the victim of eye rape

quote:Originally posted by Nameless Dude:

I was once the victim of eye rape

That was you? Uh damn , im so sorry 'bout that ma'am

Anyways, eye rape... sounds so uh... tasty

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

my teacher called me to afterschool with her and omplained to me ive been "eye raping" her.

what do i do to get out of this situation

Blindfold her.

yall need to stop saying rape... it is suprise sex...

I thought this thread was going to be about eye socket rape.

I was sorely dissapointed.

"It's my lazy eye, ma'am."

quote:Originally posted by Local Hero:

I think of all the education that I missed - but then my homework was never quite like this!

I want to play that at my next school prom when all the teachers are there. Maybe force some of them to dance. Nothing like a bit of Van Halen...

Get a boner while staring at her she'll get the idea... ask for after school help from her. Get a boner while she's helping you. Then spray with sleeping gas then drag her to the closet than pussy rape her.

And then live happily ever after

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

I got a similar upgrade with my new car for only £695.

That put me on teh lollercoaster

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

I thought this thread was going to be about eye socket rape.

I was sorely dissapointed.

When I was fifteen, bangedup.com was my God!

To be "eye socket" rape, she'd have to keep an eye out for you.

Your probably bullshitting, but what a perfect opening to tell her how sexy and attractive you find her.

quote:Originally posted by BluryVision:

YH COME ON MAN DETAILS, DETAILS.

LMAO

I justed looked at your name and the thread topic.

Are you a teacher????



LMFAO

she has so much more to lose than you, go for it. she mightact like she doesnt like it, bnut thats just a test to see how confidentyou are.

when i attended hsopital for physio, there was a physio who didnt treat me then, but had when i was up in the ward.

She walked past one day with her friend, and she turned round and STARED AT ME FOR THE WHOLE LENGTH OF THE CORRIDOR.

She did not stop looking. SHe bumped innto someone becuase of it!

Any time I looked (cause i gotta admit, I had a huge crush on her) I would look for a few seconds fore, looking away, as i didnt want her to know how i felt....

And she would be staring right back at me!

I left her a card, with my mobile no., and two days later I got a missed call, from an unkwnown number. Didnt know how it was from and she never did call....

Uh, why didn't you call back the unknown number?

And, stick a cucumber down your pants and go see her after her school. She'll get the idea.

the number didnt register and that was a year goddamn it...the hours I thought of her hair, and her mouth....

(unable to cope with sexual tension, leaves and silently sobs)