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 #1 
Old 2006-12-21, 20:03
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Condom Portability

I heard that wallets aren't the best place to keep condoms for some reason... Is there any truth to this?

If so, then where would one carry it??

Just loosely in the pocket seems kinda wierd. I could just see some awkward moments when you go to pull out your cell phone and a condom flies out onto the table or something...
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Old 2006-12-21, 20:05
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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i think it's bad if you keep them there for weeks on end, and your wallet is in your back pocket all the time. if you just want to put it in there and use it that afternoon, go for it. do you have any jackets with zip pockets? that would contain them.
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Old 2006-12-21, 20:05
Gus Gus is offline
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As far as wallets go, I've got two in mine that I had to replace recently, but when I used the other two, which had been in there for a few months, they where still as good as ever. But though, I also don't sit on my wallet, or crush it at all, really. It stays in my jacket's inside pocket.

That's how I see this issue, anyways. And always carry two, ya hear me?

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quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i think it's bad if you keep them there for weeks on end, and your wallet is in your back pocket all the time. if you just want to put it in there and use it that afternoon, go for it. do you have any jackets with zip pockets? that would contain them.

I don't really think anyone in their right mind (read: A man) would want to carry a condom around alone like that.

Really now, though, it's not that bad of an idea. But though, it's just not acceptable.

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-21, 20:15
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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Default Re: Condom Portability

you boys and your condom fear. what could possibly happen?! answer me that!
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Old 2006-12-21, 20:25
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: Condom Portability

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

you boys and your condom fear. what could possibly happen?! answer me that!

I guess it's not that likely to occur, but it could just fall out at an inopportune moment...

I guess a zippered jacket pocket works, but what about in the summer or on a hot day or whatever?
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Old 2006-12-21, 20:31
MJR deus MJR deus is offline
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Default Re: Condom Portability

presumptious fuckers..what do you think, that in iceland while you are browsing the frozen food section kerry katona will offer you a fuck, stipulating you use a condom.

Michael
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Old 2006-12-21, 20:34
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

presumptious fuckers..what do you think, that in iceland while you are browsing the frozen food section kerry katona will offer you a fuck, stipulating you use a condom.

Michael

wot?
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Old 2006-12-21, 20:35
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

presumptious fuckers..what do you think, that in iceland while you are browsing the frozen food section kerry katona will offer you a fuck, stipulating you use a condom.

Michael

Just because you never get laid, doesn't mean other people don't.

Besides, better safe than sorry.
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Old 2006-12-21, 20:39
origamimavin origamimavin is offline
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Default Re: Condom Portability

a condom fits perfectly in an old gameboy game case. you can easily fit 2 in there. that'll protect them, and add more weight so they won't fall out of your pocket. you can spray paint the case black to hide them a bit if it does fall out. this is a good way to keep them in a backpack or car or something.
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Old 2006-12-21, 20:40
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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quote:Originally posted by origamimavin:

a condom fits perfectly in an old gameboy game case. you can easily fit 2 in there. that'll protect them, and add more weight so they won't fall out of your pocket. you can spray paint the case black to hide them a bit if it does fall out. this is a good way to keep them in a backpack or car or something.

That is actually a pretty cool idea...
 #11 
Old 2006-12-21, 20:46
old dirty bum old dirty bum is offline
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Default Re: Condom Portability

If you leave them in your wallet for too long the friction/heat of sitting on them and stuff makes the condoms more likely to tear, and less lubey.

Glove box?

Backpack?

Jacket?

Only wallet if you know you will use it in the next day or two.
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Old 2006-12-21, 20:47
Chris182 Chris182 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:



That's how I see this issue, anyways. And always carry two, ya hear me?





QFT!
 #13 
Old 2006-12-21, 21:00
Gus Gus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

you boys and your condom fear. what could possibly happen?! answer me that!

It falls out, hitting the laser, tripping the detonator, blowing up the FUCKING WORLD!!

Well now, you did ask about what COULD happen... And really, I like a girl that has her own on hand... Usually she buys the really expensive ones that are so thin it's like you don't have one on.

But then again, mine aren't that bad either... Gotta love Costco.
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Old 2006-12-21, 21:57
Flock Flock is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

presumptious fuckers..what do you think, that in iceland while you are browsing the frozen food section kerry katona will offer you a fuck, stipulating you use a condom.

MichaelHAHAHA!!!! That was good.
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Old 2006-12-21, 22:26
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

That is actually a pretty cool idea...

No kidding, I never though of that. But now it sounds ingenius.
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Old 2006-12-21, 22:42
Qoh Qoh is offline
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Default Re: Condom Portability

The foil-like rapper that trojan condoms are in tend to tear in a wallet. A jacket pocket that you don't constantly take things in and out of works.

I just keep mine in my car.
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Old 2006-12-21, 22:52
AfRo AfRo is offline
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I concur with just keeping them in the car....or you can put it in you back pocket if you've got plans.....I'd put it in the un-wallet back pocket personally, that way you can ONLY pull out the condom on purpose.
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Old 2006-12-21, 22:56
KamiKaze KamiKaze is offline
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Wow, I always had condoms at my house... And some in my purse when I was dating someone. Is it weird for girls to carry around condoms
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Old 2006-12-21, 22:57
glitched glitched is offline
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^^^ i have my gf keep them because she has a brother to blame it on if they find them in her car.
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Old 2006-12-22, 00:50
y4m4 y4m4 is offline
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A cigarette case; now that's classy.
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Old 2006-12-22, 07:49
midvalley midvalley is offline
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i just wear them constantly... why spoil the mood with unrapping a condom
 
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