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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-12-21, 16:04
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So my agent wants me to do Porn...
To be blatant, my agent knows i am 14. Dosen't give a flying fuck. Of late I have been asexual, and I would probably just find it funny...however, we are talking 50 grand a film, plus royalties.
any opinions on whether I should or not? I have no ethical problems with it or anything, I would just have to fight not to laugh at how bad men are in bed.
http://tinyurl.com/ub2n2
=Me (face is a bit distorted in the second piccy)
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#2
 2006-12-21, 16:12
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Speaking as a totsean: Do it...and post pix.
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#3
 2006-12-21, 16:15
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
you look pretty nice but just bein 14 i would say no to the porn thing
why would you wanna do porn anywy that could just ruin your life i think
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#4
 2006-12-21, 16:16
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
May as well.
Then post it here so I can fap over it.
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#5
 2006-12-21, 16:16
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Just what is your agent for? Are you trying to be an actress or a model or something?
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#6
 2006-12-21, 16:17
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Your "agent"?
As in modelling agent?
Aren't we supposed to warn young girls about the dangers in glamour photography that lead to worse?
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#7
 2006-12-21, 16:21
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Fifty grand per film?
That doesn't sound right, especially not if you're 14.
Jx
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#8
 2006-12-21, 16:25
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
I'm very...fetish, hence the large amounts of pay. Although it dosen't do much for me, I always play the dominatrix roll.
And I want to do it because I'd have to do it 20 times to become a millionaire, before tax but excluding royalties.
the agent is for modelling, officially. But I'm desensitised to the point where doing porn wouldn't bother me.
also: i've been told there is already a video of me on youtube somewhere...damn alcohol...and that will have to do for &TOTSE
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#9
 2006-12-21, 16:30
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
I'd say that your agent is an asshole for even trying to get underage girls to do porn, whether or not you are willing.
Thumbs down and -1 to your agent.
The only way I would see this as acceptable is if your agent made a homemade film with you and sold it for 50$ a pop in back alleys in your hometown.
Otherwise, you both face massive jail time and fine paying if you get caught.
Either way you go, good luck.
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#10
 2006-12-21, 16:32
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
I'm very...fetish, hence the large amounts of pay. Although it dosen't do much for me, I always play the dominatrix roll.
And I want to do it because I'd have to do it 20 times to become a millionaire, before tax but excluding royalties.
the agent is for modelling, officially. But I'm desensitised to the point where doing porn wouldn't bother me.
also: i've been told there is already a video of me on youtube somewhere...damn alcohol...and that will have to do for &TOTSE
Actually, speaking as someone who once dated a married lawyer underage  , this deal sounds a bit too good to be true. There's something shady to it and it might be because you're underaged, so from prior knowlege that means if you sign a form without your parents consent (I'm going to go ahead and assume your parents don't know about their 14yr old daughter doing porn?) and your of non consenting age, it makes any future claims void. I'd say go for it and post it on totse otherwise I'd seriously read into the laws you have wherever you're living.
Edit: and if your parents do consent, I'm pretty sure it's still illegal.
[This message has been edited by azalie (edited 12-21-2006).]
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#11
 2006-12-21, 16:43
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
I think if you were really happy about doing it then you 1.wouldn't even ask here and 2. wouldn't have edited the pic you just posted.
I'm a bit hypocritical and extremely old fashioned. If you were my daughter then they would find you dead in a ditch for just posting a pic of yourself in a bikini.
However I don't suppose your parents feel the same way so my best advice to you is to get hold of a bottle and a couple of adult female porn stars who started young (I assume you have connections into the world of modeling/films) and TALK to them. Have a real long slightly drunken girly evening.
Wait for them to 'loosen up' abit and then start asking them what they think.
Then get laid and post pics here! :P
[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-21-2006).]
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#12
 2006-12-21, 16:47
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
ps. also consider how easy it is to cross back over from porn to real modeling again.
Back when I knew some models they regarded porn stars as the lowest form of life. That was 20 years ago so maybe attitudes have changed ..I don't know.
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#13
 2006-12-21, 17:28
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Fetish or not, I don't see anyone under 18 being in a porn film and not getting ripped off.
First off, what azalie said about contracts is something you definitely need to research. Secondly, you need to look into laws about child employment. And I don't know about where you are, but here employers need your national insurance number to have you officially on the books.
Jx
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#14
 2006-12-21, 17:32
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
*Sigh* Obvious troll
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#15
 2006-12-21, 17:37
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
It's dodgy, lil' lady, both in practice and from what it sounds.
The big question is, do you actually trust this agent. Actually trust him.
PS: http://img.12chan.org/s/src/116669313423366.jpg
[This message has been edited by stab (edited 12-21-2006).]
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#16
 2006-12-21, 17:43
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
pretty much, I don't trust him but don't have much to lose. I get paid in advance...I could even disappear with the money if i wanted. He wants to organise for me to get a fake ID, to get into more well known magazines and the like.
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#17
 2006-12-21, 17:46
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
pretty much, I don't trust him but don't have much to lose. I get paid in advance...I could even disappear with the money if i wanted. He wants to organise for me to get a fake ID, to get into more well known magazines and the like.
What's his percentage of this? Obviously he's organising the money and giving you an advanced pay sounds dodgy. My guess is that he's ripping you off.
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#18
 2006-12-21, 17:49
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Right now I'm not considering it seriously, I wanted &T's opinion before I set anything in concrete.
I do love you guys. even SG.
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#19
 2006-12-21, 17:49
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Pay in advance sounds alright. I suggest being tricky with your bank accounts, though. If you get found out, the police will want to find that money.
Also, be careful. Melbourne is a rough city, and although you're probably used to it, I'm assuming this line of work could get you into trouble.
So, be careful.
My opinion? I think it's a good way to get ahead, as long as it's done right. There's a considerable chance for backfire. If you pull it off, you'll be laughing. If you don't, you're fucked.
Very risky, but most profitable investments are.
[This message has been edited by stab (edited 12-21-2006).]
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#20
 2006-12-21, 17:51
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
You're in Melbourne?? Well then I definately stand by my claims, I know my laws dammit
P.S you look like that chick from Big Brother.
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#21
 2006-12-21, 17:51
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Look.
A decent agent, hell, just a decent person, is not going to go anywhere near minors and porn. It's a bad combination that anyone with an ounce of sense is going to avoid.
Sure, go ahead and do it. But it looks as though someone dodgy is taking advantage of your ambition/greed/stupidity/naivete.
Jx
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#22
 2006-12-21, 18:03
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Troll?
Anyway, it doesn't sound legit to me. Anyone involved in underage pornography is probably going to be pretty dodgy anyway... and $50,000 doesn't sound right at all. That's waaaay high; I doubt he'd offer so much if he wasn't intending to screw you somehow.
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#23
 2006-12-21, 18:04
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Unless you plan on making porn your career, I think it's very likely that you will regret this for the rest of your life. What kind of sleazy agent do you have, trying to cast a 14 year old in a porno? And don't legit pornos have to prove that the actors are over 18?
This is a very bad idea, in my opinion.
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#24
 2006-12-21, 18:09
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
I remember what my other conclusion was. Average pay for first porno's are around the $500 mark, therefore either he's lieing or you're a troll.
I'm on a roll tonight 
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#25
 2006-12-21, 18:10
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:
And don't legit pornos have to prove that the actors are over 18?
Awww bless, thats sooo touchingly sweet :P
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#26
 2006-12-21, 18:14
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
a) This sounds like complete bullshit.
b) You're an attention whore.
c) You're 14.
d) If this were true your "agent" would probably go to jail and you'd be known as a whore for the rest of your life.
So in that case, go for it.
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#27
 2006-12-21, 18:15
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
You're going to get fucked over. Literally and economically. Don't bother doing it unless they pay you the money before you actually do the film. And then don't do it and report them for soliticiting underage girl.
Win win!
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#28
 2006-12-21, 18:25
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
i don't know about where you are, but in america you can't hold a minor to a contract. so you could sign it, get the money, and then decide not to do it, and there's nothing he can do. he obviously can't go to the police and say 'hey, i paid that 14 year old girl to star in a porno and she ripped me off!'
$50,000 does sound really high though, here it's like $50 an hour for straight sex, $100 an hour for oral, and the price goes up from there.
good luck if you do end up doing it, i'd recommend taking along a friend or two, preferably male, just to make sure nothing happens to you.
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#29
 2006-12-21, 18:33
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Get your agent on tape with your age and his offer.
Blackmail him.
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#30
 2006-12-21, 18:35
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
Awww bless, thats sooo touchingly sweet :P
Haha, I guess not?
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#31
 2006-12-21, 18:44
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by xilikeeggs0:
he obviously can't go to the police and say 'hey, i paid that 14 year old girl to star in a porno and she ripped me off!'
He could say "hey, I paid that 14-year-old girl to star in a movie..."
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#32
 2006-12-21, 18:48
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
I hate to be a spoil sport, and I can only speak for the U.S., but doing commercial porn at age 14 is really playing with dynamite. You're too young to remember Tracy Lords as a under-16 porn star, but the individuals who produced her films went to prison and she almost went along with them. You might mention that to your agent. Currently, in my home town, there's a guy in jail under a $500,000 bond (yes, a half-million $ US) for inducing and filming the sexual performance of a child under 18. I'd give it a pass. If it was even nearly legal they wouldn't be willing to pay so much.
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#33
 2006-12-21, 18:49
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Troll...
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#34
 2006-12-21, 18:50
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by rock_is_dead:
Troll...
Agreed, I made my evidence clear. Anyone who further believes this shit is on my "annoying totseans" list.
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#35
 2006-12-21, 18:56
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Troll,
Give us some samples maybe ?
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#36
 2006-12-21, 19:11
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
You better be fucking posting that shit when it gets out. That is if you are telling the truth.
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#37
 2006-12-21, 19:12
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
TR's been around for a while, I'm more inclined to believe her than not.
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#38
 2006-12-21, 19:33
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
You're cute, but you ain't porn star material.
That, and I've seen those pictures before. Obvious troll. Have fun with that shit, mmkay?
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#39
 2006-12-21, 19:38
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
You're lying. I can see right through you...
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#40
 2006-12-21, 19:39
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 2006-12-21, 19:43
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
If you were a guy, I would say one thing:
GO FOR IT.
Since you are a girl and I'm not going to view you in the same way, I'll leave the choice down to you.
50 Grand is a lot of money and it might get you through some difficult times..
But if you're ever a serious actress they'll dig those porn films up and go hey.. she's nothing but a whore!
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#42
 2006-12-21, 19:46
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
You're completely full of shit. But if you're not, I wouldn't be surprised if you've been fucking your agent all this time. 14 and already desensitized? Not likely unless you've been sexually abused already.
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#43
 2006-12-21, 19:48
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Lol, look at this bitch. I love how a 14 year old thinks she can comment on how poor men are in bed.
I would like to comment on how shitty 14 year old girls are in bed. Also how naive, ignorant, and down right retarded they are. Please by all means, try and make a porno with this guy. He will not give you 20,000. You are kidding yourself.
Jump off a bridge, please.
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#44
 2006-12-21, 19:48
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by suissemista:
You're completely full of shit. But if you're not, I wouldn't be surprised if you've been fucking your agent all this time. 14 and already desensitized? Not likely unless you've been sexually abused already.
Yeah, because we don't have this thing called the Internet that's bringing children up the way I was... Hell, when I was 14 I already had internet access... I was FAR FAR beyond just merely being desensitized.
I don't know where that puts me, now, but though I know for a fact at 14 all of this would have been the same small deal it is rigth now. Although, back then, I might have taken this a lot more seriously.
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:
Lol, look at this bitch. I love how a 14 year old thinks she can comment on how poor men are in bed.
I would like to comment on how shitty 14 year old girls are in bed. Also how naive, ignorant, and down right retarded they are.
Ya know though, they aren't half-bad as long as you keep them tied up and make sure to pee on their faces when you're done.
Especially after anal.
[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]
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#45
 2006-12-21, 19:55
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
^^ Just viewing something on the internet however is MUCH different than actually partaking in the activities, at 14 one is not mentally prepared for such things - unless you've been a Russian whore for years already.
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#46
 2006-12-21, 19:58
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by suissemista:
^^ Just viewing something on the internet however is MUCH different than actually partaking in the activities, at 14 one is not mentally prepared for such things - unless you've been a Russian whore for years already.
At the age of 14 not even five hundred years ago you were on your second child or you were an old maid.
The human body and human mind is still that of an animal's. We were designed to be ready to reproduce as early as eight. Of course, modern society for whatever reason, seems to think that is a bad thing.
But really now, who are YOU to tell me that I can't fuck a 14 year old if she's willing and wet? Unless you're the police... Then uh... It wasn't me! HE RAN THAT'A WAY!! 
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 2006-12-21, 20:01
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
At the age of 14 not even five hundred years ago you were on your second child or you were an old maid.
The human body and human mind is still that of an animal's. We were designed to be ready to reproduce as early as eight. Of course, modern society for whatever reason, seems to think that is a bad thing.
But really now, who are YOU to tell me that I can't fuck a 14 year old if she's willing and wet? Unless you're the police... Then uh... It wasn't me! HE RAN THAT'A WAY!!
Okay....but today is NOT five hundred years ago, and it WILL have a negative effect on young girls if they start fucking when they're that young, whether you want to believe it or not. Shit i don't even know why I care about this at all.
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 2006-12-21, 20:03
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by suissemista:
Okay....but today is NOT five hundred years ago, and it WILL have a negative effect on young girls if they start fucking when they're that young, whether you want to believe it or not. Shit i don't even know why I care about this at all.
Yeah, I don't know either, but I do know this: That girl in the picture would look rather bad in a porno, but I'd watch it.
And really now, what else matters BUT that? Nothing, as far as I care, seeing as this is a troll thread. 
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 2006-12-21, 20:39
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NO NO NO...dont ruin your fukcing life, though i suspect its a troll. Dont do it...it will ruin your life, many men would say no to a prostitute for marriage. nice girls get nice men, oh wait all girls want ass holes, do what you want then. Your choice, nice amn with morals and good job prospects, or ass hole with job in cinema and crack addiciton.
Michael
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 2006-12-21, 20:45
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
I'd hit it 
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#51
 2006-12-21, 20:49
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Unless youre in the top you wont be making money such as $50k a movie, trust me.
It sounds like he is just gonna try to get you into child porn stuff to sell illegally....plus, man....14 and wanting to do porn? wtf is wrong with you.
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 2006-12-21, 20:54
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Not really much to add, it's been said, bad idea, don't do it.
That being said, has anyone found this video of her on youtube that was mentioned?
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#53
 2006-12-21, 21:09
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
http://tinyurl.com/ub2n2
=Me
Seriously though...that pic is just a very...very poorly photoshopped picture. No photomodel material.
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#54
 2006-12-21, 21:12
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
Yeah, I don't know either, but I do know this: That girl in the picture would look rather bad in a porno, but I'd watch it.
And really now, what else matters BUT that? Nothing, as far as I care, seeing as this is a troll thread.
Very true, good sir, very true indeed 
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 2006-12-21, 21:26
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:
Lol, look at this bitch. I love how a 14 year old thinks she can comment on how poor men are in bed.
I would like to comment on how shitty 14 year old girls are in bed. Also how naive, ignorant, and down right retarded they are. Please by all means, try and make a porno with this guy. He will not give you 20,000. You are kidding yourself.
Jump off a bridge, please.
Agreed.
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 2006-12-21, 21:48
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
50 grand is a shitload for an unknown bitch in a porno. Either you're BS or that adgesnt is fucking with your stupid arse.
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 2006-12-21, 21:54
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by AquaX:
*Sigh* Obvious troll
real pornstars are lucky to get fifty G's a shoot, let alone some dumb moderately ugly bitch on totse.
hope you choke, attention whore.
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 2006-12-21, 21:58
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You are dumb, slutty & dykey enough to do it.
But never, ever, attempt to do serious modelling. I will personally hang you if you so much as think about stepping foot in that industry.
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 2006-12-21, 22:05
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Is it legal for 14 year olds to do porn where you live? If so, then hell, it's up to you, but I'd probably do it if I were you.
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 2006-12-21, 22:47
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by rock_is_dead:
Troll...
Bingo
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 2006-12-21, 22:56
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quote:Originally posted by wetwashing:
Bingo
Was his name-o
.....Troll
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 2006-12-21, 23:05
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Ok. Here's what you do.
Do it. Don't post pics/movies on totse.
Tell him you want to be in rape porn/hard fetish porn where it will be natural for you to cry/say no etc...
then after he sells it... go to the copzorz. lawl sue for monies.
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You aren't very photogenic and you need a real photographer. I wouldn't be surprised if you took that with your digital camera using the timer.
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*waits for pix
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#65
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Do it?
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crunches ever heard of them?
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#67
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Sounds like a good plan to me. Grab a fake id and start your porno career.
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quote:Originally posted by rodrat16:
you look pretty nice but just bein 14 i would say no to the porn thing
why would you wanna do porn anywy that could just ruin your life i think
haha good way to put it
why would you wanna do porn anywy that could just ruin your life i think
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#69
 2006-12-22, 01:18
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quote:Originally posted by J*A*D*A:
crunches ever heard of them?
owned.
** Deuce Omen
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Hey,All I want is a quick fap! 
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 2006-12-22, 01:31
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I'm looking forward to a good fap
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#72
 2006-12-22, 01:36
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She stopped posting! TROLL ALERT! (http://tinyurl.com/yk4h68)
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#73
 2006-12-22, 01:53
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quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
To be blatant, my agent knows i am 14. Dosen't give a flying fuck. Of late I have been asexual, and I would probably just find it funny...however, we are talking 50 grand a film, plus royalties.
any opinions on whether I should or not? I have no ethical problems with it or anything, I would just have to fight not to laugh at how bad men are in bed.
http://tinyurl.com/ub2n2
=Me (face is a bit distorted in the second piccy)
I'm sorry but you will not be getting $50,000 for one film and there is no way they'd also give you royalties. $1000-$2000 would be more likely, even if you're doing hard fetish. No offense but girls with your degree of looks tend to get less than a thousand for a basic shoot/film.
Basically I think you're a troll.
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#74
 2006-12-22, 02:04
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To all who think it's a troll:
Unbelievably, I put 5 minutes into researching this. Forgive me, I'm bored.
http://www.totse.com/bin/bbs/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Tw1sted_Rose
http://vampirefreaks.com/u/Tw1sted_Rose
DOB is 5/9/1992, she says she's 14 here etc ...there's plenty more information out there.
Everything matches.
It must be either:
A) Some elaborately set up trolling. I doubt this, considering the join dates, the photos and the insignificance.
B) Trolling, but she's at least real and lying.
C) Not trolling.
D) I'm VERY bored. BF2142 patch downloading....
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#75
 2006-12-22, 02:07
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quote:Originally posted by glutamate antagonist:
D) I'm VERY bored. BF2142 patch downloading....
You do know that this could be considered stalking, right? And is rather creepy... 
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#76
 2006-12-22, 02:14
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:
You do know that this could be considered stalking, right? And is rather creepy...
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=gus&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
I'm stalikng you! 
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#77
 2006-12-22, 02:17
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quote:Originally posted by glutamate antagonist:
I'm stalikng you!
Try "Guswut", you'll get a lot more interesting links. 
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#78
 2006-12-22, 02:21
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Well you proved her DOB and picture, great! I could post a picture and DOB and claim that I have a tiger, but the age and pic matching up doesn't make me have a tiger[someday....  ]. Still no proof of modeling, agent, offer, and according to the others that is a wildly high offer. I'm calling BS, this sounds pretty sketchy.
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#79
 2006-12-22, 02:23
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And further more, who cares if she's telling the truth if she isn't getting naked on camera to show us a sneak peek at the goods?
I know I don't care, then. :\
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#80
 2006-12-22, 02:25
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quote:Originally posted by Runaway_Stapler:
^.
Hence option B.
E: 2142 patch installing... adios!
[This message has been edited by glutamate antagonist (edited 12-22-2006).]
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#81
 2006-12-22, 02:43
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quote:Originally posted by Runaway_Stapler:
Well you proved her DOB and picture, great! I could post a picture and DOB and claim that I have a tiger, but the age and pic matching up doesn't make me have a tiger[someday....  ]. Still no proof of modeling, agent, offer, and according to the others that is a wildly high offer. I'm calling BS, this sounds pretty sketchy.
Holy fuck dude pics of your tiger plz?
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#82
 2006-12-22, 03:22
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Noones going to pay you 50,000 to do a porn. Period. I dont care how fetish it is. I dont care how young you are. That may or may not up the price, I'm not sure.
I'm willing to bet cold hard cash that he's just trying to take advantage of your naievity to get you to fuck one of his buddies, then they'll run off and you'll end up with squat, except another video on youtube.
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#83
 2006-12-22, 03:35
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I'm willing to bet cold hard cash this entire thread is complete bullshit
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#84
 2006-12-22, 04:45
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quote:Originally posted by AquaX:
*Sigh* Obvious troll
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#85
 2006-12-22, 04:48
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:
Lol, look at this bitch. I love how a 14 year old thinks she can comment on how poor men are in bed.
I would like to comment on how shitty 14 year old girls are in bed. Also how naive, ignorant, and down right retarded they are. Please by all means, try and make a porno with this guy. He will not give you 20,000. You are kidding yourself.
Jump off a bridge, please.
Wow. I actually agree with you..
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#86
 2006-12-22, 04:55
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to cover al senarios here we go.
Nice work GA you belong in bad ideas
Typical totsean: NEKKID PICS NOW!!
Senario Elaborate trolling: Well you suck twisted rose. Nice plan though but if you had waited longer you might have been belivable. You might even be glutamate antagonist's prank on us.
Trolling Real and lying: Most likely senario. We encounter many trolls daily. You are no exception but me being a teenager you are in the pictures if that is really you pretty nice looking. More pics please.
Not trolling: Very unlikely yet plausible. If not trolling i suggest asking your "agent" what percent in commision he makes of of your "skills". But go for it if you feel like risking it and send me some pics and vids if you make it that far.
that is my analyzing of this.
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#87
 2006-12-22, 05:14
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Stop feeding the troll, fuckwits.
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#88
 2006-12-22, 12:07
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*yawn* getting bored with this, decided against it, but just to prove I'm not a troll...
http://www.chcworld-models.com.au/eng/memberprofile.php?uID=151195
(I bullshitted about the 'modelling' being a dream. I don't give a fuck, I just like moneys.)
Agent's name is Mario di Fiori.
Email them abuse or something. The blackmail, however, is a damn good idea and one I may even try.
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#89
 2006-12-22, 12:16
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quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
*yawn* getting bored with this, decided against it, but just to prove I'm not a troll...
http://w ww.chcworld-models.com.au/eng/memberprofile.php?uID=151195 (http: //www.chcw orld-model s.com.au/e ng/memberp rofile.php ?uID=15119 5)
(I bullshitted about the 'modelling' being a dream. I don't give a fuck, I just like moneys.)
Agent's name is Mario di Fiori.
Email them abuse or something. The blackmail, however, is a damn good idea and one I may even try.
I don't know or care if you're bullshitting or not, but anyone can create a profile on there and be a "model".
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#90
 2006-12-22, 12:18
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Have some more background!
http://syntheticfreak666.deviantart.com/
http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=1329871 (lied about my age there)
there you go, now everyone can stalk me X.x
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#91
 2006-12-22, 12:21
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quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
Have some more background!
http ://synthet icfreak666 .deviantar t.com/ (http: //syntheti cfreak666. deviantart .com/)
h ttp://www. newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=1329871 (http: //www.newg rounds.com /gold/prof ile/templa te.php3?id =1329871) (lied about my age there)
there you go, now everyone can stalk me X.x
There are open application forms to that "modelling" website. All this proves is that you're an internet attention whore. You use the same pictures in everything you do, none of which look professionally done. You've proven nothing.
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#92
 2006-12-22, 12:25
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" * Status: Member
* Deviously Deviant
* Female/Australia
* Idle
* Deviant since Dec 21, 2006, 11:09 AM
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I'm not even trying to prove you wrong exactly, but you're so damn keen to prove you're not a troll that it's a natural reaction!
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#93
 2006-12-22, 12:46
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I had no intention of trolling, but from this point onwards...
fuck it, discuss me all you want, call me an attention whore or troll or unattractive or whatever.
but hey, I still love &T so I will live with some of the S&A bastards.
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#94
 2006-12-22, 12:53
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This is why people can't be taken seriously.
Fuck you and your fugly self.
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#95
 2006-12-22, 12:57
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Refreshing.
Usually when unhappy teenagers get that 'I feel so empty!' feeling, they cut a bit, listen to some linkin park, then get over it.
They dont usually decide to get into kiddy porn..
Whatever. Do what you feel you need to do.
*if* that is you, you are very pretty, I beleive that fucking for money would be a horrible waste when you could become a model of the variety that doesent have to fuck people.much.
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#96
 2006-12-22, 13:07
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If its true and not BS then no don't do it do you ohnestly think there going to give you the 50k? yeh they might show you a good time but after the filming's done they'll hand you a bogus check and that's the last you will see of them.
If you'r going to do it say you either want it in cash half before half after, or in a cheque (make sure it has cleared)
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#97
 2006-12-22, 13:23
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:
At the age of 14 not even five hundred years ago you were on your second child or you were an old maid.
Actually the average age of marriage and conception 500 years ago was older than it is today. Early births (around 14 and so on) were for the upper classes which consisted of a tiny proportion amongst the population.
And to the original poster, maybe wait till you're 18. Then decide if you want to go into porn. While as much as I say 'live life', I think at 14 there are some choices that might be regretted later on in adult life. But ultimately it is your choice. Just don't come crying to us if it turns sour.
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#98
 2006-12-22, 13:42
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quote:Originally posted by naive_wisdom:
Actually the average age of marriage and conception 500 years ago was older than it is today. Early births (around 14 and so on) were for the upper classes which consisted of a tiny proportion amongst the population.
Not here in Norfolk (UK). Here it has always been the rule 'Old enough to bleed, Old enough to (in)breed!'
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#99
 2006-12-22, 16:18
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Something occured to me. a lot of people think she is trolling because of a statement about, "how horrible men are in bed." Well for one she's 14 but if you actually read that vampire freeaks page she says she is a lesbian.
She might actually be for real...........
Edit: for those that can't put 2 and 2 together, that would explain why she said that about men. It could also give us some insight into her mentality.
i also feel like bringing something up but i need to see reactions here.
[This message has been edited by BazookaMedic (edited 12-22-2006).]
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#100
 2006-12-22, 17:43
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quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
Have some more background!
http ://synthet icfreak666 .deviantar t.com/ (http: //syntheti cfreak666. deviantart .com/)
h ttp://www. newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=1329871 (http: //www.newg rounds.com /gold/prof ile/templa te.php3?id =1329871) (lied about my age there)
there you go, now everyone can stalk me X.x
Failed.
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#101
 2006-12-22, 17:52
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embarassing
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#102
 2006-12-22, 18:26
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Maybe this is why I hate Australia?
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#103
 2006-12-22, 18:49
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Ah, no worries CarbonB. I'll take Australia, as there happen to be MANY girls there I'd love to take over.
You can have... Uhh... Europe? 
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#104
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Europe sounds good, I like white women. Plus if I am in the mood for something a little more spicy, I'll take a trip over to Spain.
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#105
 2006-12-22, 21:08
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SNUFF FILM.
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#106
 2006-12-22, 21:58
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Wait...So your an australian 14 year old who wants to become a porn star dominatrix?
Lets fuck.
[This message has been edited by Friends Of None (edited 12-22-2006).]
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#107
 2006-12-22, 23:34
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i got a party comin up in about jan in melbourne (ringwood) so u analiza (or somethin like that) u can come and
anyone else lets get drunk FREE GROG FOR ALL!
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#108
 2006-12-23, 00:24
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Little girls turn me on
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#109
 2006-12-23, 01:19
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amazing how no one gives a response to my analyzing of this situation. Totse is like Sheeple as much as you do not want to be.
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#110
 2006-12-23, 01:21
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quote:Originally posted by BazookaMedic:
amazing how no one gives a response to my analyzing of this situation. Totse is like Sheeple as much as you do not want to be.
All you did was state the obvious, I actually proved her story was illogical.
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#111
 2006-12-23, 04:20
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I am saying it is plausible. My next point is in her second picture she is apparently in a graveyard. Vampire.com freaks ring a bell? that could have been a picture for that. I am saying it is plausible. prove me wrong.
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#112
 2006-12-23, 04:27
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quote:Originally posted by BazookaMedic:
prove me wrong.
Challenge accepted.
1. The model site has open applications. Meaning, anyone could sign on as a potential model.
2. All her accounts on various sites contain the same pictures, none of which look professionally taken.
3. No one gets paid $50k for their first porno.
4. No one gets royalties for their first porno.
5. It makes no sense for an agent to pick up a 14yr old girl and pay $50k to do a first porno when there are professionals out there who don't even get that much.
6. She's 14, and at this age little girls have very wild imaginations. She's obviously a troll or delusional.
Game; set & matched.
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#113
 2006-12-23, 04:28
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azalie, I hope you never try and stalk me with that "skill" of yours... I might very well have to invest in a gun, then! 
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#114
 2006-12-23, 04:31
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If anything, you're stalking me. Cesser de m'égrapper Gus.
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#115
 2006-12-23, 04:41
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Lol, troll?
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#116
 2006-12-23, 11:35
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quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:
Lol, troll?
NO WAI...!?!??!?! 
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#117
 2006-12-23, 12:12
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quote:Originally posted by catholic hater:
i got a party comin up in about jan in melbourne (ringwood) so u analiza (or somethin like that) u can come and
anyone else lets get drunk FREE GROG FOR ALL!
Im in melb in jan for some some concert's. That free grog better stand for me too. Or do i need to star inb a porno first?
: (
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#118
 2006-12-23, 12:42
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My fucking god, are all you of really believing this shit?
You're all a bunch of braindead fucking morons.
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#119
 2006-12-23, 13:02
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quote:Originally posted by azalie:
If anything, you're stalking me. Cesser de m'égrapper Gus.
Is that Spanish for "I eat cats"?
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#120
 2006-12-23, 13:14
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quote:Originally posted by heisler2:
Is that Spanish for "I eat cats"?
No, it's French for "stop stalking me Gus"
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#121
 2006-12-23, 13:15
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Tw1sted_Rose, do you have msn?
_-=Jesus=-_
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#122
 2006-12-23, 13:17
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Quote:
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quote:Originally posted by AquaX:
*Sigh* Obvious troll
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#123
 2006-12-23, 15:01
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No one has actually directly asked you this, so I will.
Do you really believe you'll get 50k for it?
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#124
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quote:Originally posted by azalie:
If anything, you're stalking me. Cesser de m'égrapper Gus.
Hey now, don't you speak some language that I don't even care enough to Google Translate, woman!
*Gets Shiva to hold Azalie down while I force drink her the purple kool-aid* 
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#125
 2006-12-23, 15:52
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I know someone has to be thinking it...
Wheres this YouTube video? :-p
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#126
 2006-12-23, 16:04
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quote:Originally posted by soro_one:
SNUFF FILM.
Seriously, haven't you seen 8MM?
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#127
 2006-12-23, 17:24
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quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
I would just have to fight not to laugh at how bad men are in bed.
Don't speak for all of us 
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#128
 2006-12-23, 18:08
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quote:Originally posted by stab:
Pay in advance sounds alright. I suggest being tricky with your bank accounts, though. If you get found out, the police will want to find that money.
Also, be careful. Melbourne is a rough city, and although you're probably used to it, I'm assuming this line of work could get you into trouble.
So, be careful.
My opinion? I think it's a good way to get ahead, as long as it's done right. There's a considerable chance for backfire. If you pull it off, you'll be laughing. If you don't, you're fucked.
Very risky, but most profitable investments are.
wouldn't she be fucked either way?
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#129
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quote:Originally posted by ajcz:
wouldn't she be fucked either way?
For 50K, I figure she'd be getting fucked every which way.
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 2006-12-23, 18:59
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You call yourself an EMO-hater, but the way I see it you're the perfect example of an attention whoring EMO.
Stop calling yourself metalhead, gothic AND punk, you idiot.
If you don't want to be the biggest poser in the world, do some serious research about the styles you like and don't decide which one is yours untill you know what they stand for.
Get off of vampirefreaks, it sucks and is filled with posers, EMO's and with commercial anticonsumerist crap indoctrinated kidiots.
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#131
 2006-12-23, 20:04
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Dont do porn through an agent - do it your self and post on here.
I would tell you to GTFO but you posted a pic at start of thread.
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#132
 2006-12-23, 20:08
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by azalie:
Challenge accepted.
1. The model site has open applications. Meaning, anyone could sign on as a potential model.
2. All her accounts on various sites contain the same pictures, none of which look professionally taken.
3. No one gets paid $50k for their first porno.
4. No one gets royalties for their first porno.
5. It makes no sense for an agent to pick up a 14yr old girl and pay $50k to do a first porno when there are professionals out there who don't even get that much.
6. She's 14, and at this age little girls have very wild imaginations. She's obviously a troll or delusional.
Game; set & matched.
ftw.
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#133
 2006-12-23, 21:59
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
ffs i lost my erection scrolling down the page looking for the link to your pr0n movie 
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#134
 2006-12-23, 22:04
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by The Poet Chemist:
ffs i lost my erection scrolling down the page looking for the link to your pr0n movie
Ditto. 
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#135
 2006-12-24, 02:44
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by azalie:
Challenge accepted.
1. The model site has open applications. Meaning, anyone could sign on as a potential model.
2. All her accounts on various sites contain the same pictures, none of which look professionally taken.
3. No one gets paid $50k for their first porno.
4. No one gets royalties for their first porno.
5. It makes no sense for an agent to pick up a 14yr old girl and pay $50k to do a first porno when there are professionals out there who don't even get that much.
6. She's 14, and at this age little girls have very wild imaginations. She's obviously a troll or delusional.
Game; set & matched.
Actually while reviewing the application dates you are very correct about the potential newness of the page. It is still very circumstaintial but weighs greatly against her story.
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#136
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Aukai:
I know someone has to be thinking it...
Wheres this YouTube video? :-p
Thats what I was thinking, read over 2 pages looking for it!
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#137
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by JumpRopinJesus:
I'd say that your agent is an asshole for even trying to get underage girls to do porn, whether or not you are willing.
Thumbs down and -1 to your agent.
The only way I would see this as acceptable is if your agent made a homemade film with you and sold it for 50$ a pop in back alleys in your hometown.
Otherwise, you both face massive jail time and fine paying if you get caught.
Either way you go, good luck.
Listen to this guy,& let me grill you more;
You're being an immature greedy fuck over this.I don't care what you think your ego & beauty is to the rest of the world,this is no route for you to be going into to throw yourself into the spotlight.It's called dignity & self-respect.Sure,you might have the slightest chance of earning back big on your money,given that your "agent" is not a perv cashin' in on it for his own.What is that money worth though,once when you're out there in the business world trying to earn a living for yourself,when to do a background check an employer finds this on your list of accomplishments?You're ratting youself out to be an attention & spendthrift whore,whether you realize it or not.I'm telling you this for your own good;dont do this for your own wellbeing.
There are ways of making a decent living off of modeling & entertainment in the nude which will gross you alot more cash than you've ever dreamed of,if you put yourself to it to place yourself atop the industry.Porn,especially at your age however,is not one of them.You'd be surprised,many artists out there need willing models for refference,& will pay big money that will earn you a decent wage for just standing around naked for a few hours.Of course,this might not come close to 50 grand as you're saying,but it's worth your dignity to know that more than just horny frat boys are gonna earn something educational from you fucking some random person for the money.
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#138
 2006-12-24, 07:04
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
If i were you I would go for it then blackmail him for some more money, then save the money you make for getting your own place when you turn 18 so you don't have to live with your parents and can afford to go to college/university as well... keep in mind he might be just trying to scam you and won't pay you anything.. in which you can blackmail him anyway and get a good chunk of money.
And make sure we all get to see it 
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#139
 2006-12-24, 10:53
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by azalie:
Challenge accepted.
1. The model site has open applications. Meaning, anyone could sign on as a potential model.
2. All her accounts on various sites contain the same pictures, none of which look professionally taken.
3. No one gets paid $50k for their first porno.
4. No one gets royalties for their first porno.
5. It makes no sense for an agent to pick up a 14yr old girl and pay $50k to do a first porno when there are professionals out there who don't even get that much.
6. She's 14, and at this age little girls have very wild imaginations. She's obviously a troll or delusional.
Game; set & matched.
I find it ironic that the artist "Azalie" in France has a song "Moi, lolita".
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#140
 2006-12-24, 11:08
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Foamy:
I find it ironic that the artist "Azalie" in France has a song "Moi, lolita".
That's Alizee.
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#141
 2006-12-25, 14:08
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Friends Of None:
Wait...So your an australian 14 year old who wants to become a porn star dominatrix?
Lets fuck.
Hell yeah, Im with that Idea, lol, Im in Melbourne, and OMFG, you were born on the same day as me!!
5th of 9th
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#142
 2006-12-25, 14:50
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
Originally posted by xilikeeggs0:
he obviously can't go to the police and say 'hey, i paid that 14 year old girl to star in a porno and she ripped me off!'
He could say "hey, I paid that 14-year-old girl to star in a movie..."
They'd ask what kind of movie, etc.
quote:Originally posted by Tommy Lund:
Get your agent on tape with your age and his offer.
Blackmail him.
They probably wouldn't use it as concrete evidence because there's a chance it would have been played about with and faked.
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#143
 2006-12-25, 16:54
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Is it a good technique to promise young girls big money for modeling shoots just to get in their sweet pants? It is isn't it?
Have you put out for your agent yet? If not has he suggested it or at least hinted?
Have you considered giving it up to him for your 'career'? You would do an older guy, being all Sapphic not withstanding, eh?
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#144
 2006-12-25, 17:11
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
she is kinda hot. She has nice tits, and some nice hips.
that is all.
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#145
 2006-12-25, 17:28
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
If this is real...
Blackmail him.
That is an offence however, and he would have a lot to loose.
Ie, don't get raped/murdered. 
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#146
 2006-12-25, 17:52
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
LMAO $50,000 per film??? BULLSHIT!! I have a pornstar friend, and she is pretty famous. She has done over 140 films, and is still shooting. Her dvds are sold across the nation. SHE doesnt even make $50,000 per film!! You are such a bullshitter or a troll its funny...atleast you should have posted a realistic number instead of $50,000, especially on your first film.
Now, the really famous pornstars make well over $50,000 per film.
BTW, your "fetishes" are most likely jack squat, unless you are going to be doing scat or beastiality.
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#147
 2006-12-25, 18:02
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Fake/troll/lies.
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#148
 2006-12-25, 18:03
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Hey tw1sted, we've discussed this. the answer is no. and hey, you're a model too? shit we have a lot in common.
You'd have to fuck dudes.
If that doesn't change your mind then I've lost all respect for you. Unless you do lesbian porn. Then, well umm..
don't degrade yourself... I guess. or something like that.
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#149
 2006-12-25, 18:05
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
it sounds too good to be true but if you really want to do it DEMAND to recive 10 grand cash in advance when you show up for filmingand after filming another 10 grand cash.
DO NOT START filming untill you have recived at least 1/10 of what you were promiced upfront. get some money upfront when you show up. other wise leave.
also find out the details. if its a snuff film you will probaly never get payed.
if you do it also have incriminating evidence on the agent incase he isnt paying you.
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#150
 2006-12-25, 18:22
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
make the film, get the money, then make some bullshit next year that you were brainwashed, get your mom enraged and make her file 5 million in damages.
then, you do w/e the fuck u wanna do
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#151
 2006-12-26, 03:44
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by heisler2:
Is that Spanish for "I eat cats"?
¡Yo como los gatos!
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#152
 2006-12-26, 03:46
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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:
Holy fuck dude pics of your tiger plz?
Careful, he bites! (http://www.d-murray.co.uk/tigger.jpg)
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#153
 2006-12-26, 04:14
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STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING TROLL!
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#154
 2006-12-27, 04:06
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
I would just have to fight not to laugh at how bad men are in bed.
http://tinyurl.com/ub2n2
=Me (face is a bit distorted in the second piccy)
um...question? how would you know if they are bad in bed? maybe you are, and dont realize it? just wondering...
-Kman101
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#155
 2006-12-27, 22:24
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Tw1sted Rose- There is no way in HELL you are going to get the money. In the U.S. at least. Your agent is actually rather smart to think of this way to screw you. You see, he does not have to pay you. You are a minor, and to add to it, you are even under the 'age of consent'. You can sign a contract, it does not matter. What YOU are doing is a FELONY. Everyone is looking at it like he can get in trouble, but YOU will get in just as much trouble, if not more. Unless he gives you the cash before you film, DO NOT do it. Once you film, regardless of anything he says, he does not have to give you the money, and there is nothing you can do about it. The courts will punish YOU if you make it known, and no defense attorney will take a case like this. He has no intention of paying you, he is throwing out a large amount of money because he thinks that you are young and eager. Do not do it. Unless you get the cash before you film. And btw do not even bother signing anything, it is legally useless, but could be used to bring a conviction to YOU not him.
~The Agency
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#156
 2006-12-28, 08:18
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:
Lol, troll?
Lol, Fattie?
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#157
 2006-12-28, 08:28
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
I didnt realise your a Melbournian! if you wanna screw this pedo porn guy over id be happy to help out a fellow totsean since I live same place as you! Give us a MSN holla on omad1089@hotmail.com if ya want.
Do you mind saying what part of Melbourne?
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#158
 2006-12-29, 01:19
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
To be blatant, my agent knows i am 14. Dosen't give a flying fuck. Of late I have been asexual, and I would probably just find it funny...however, we are talking 50 grand a film, plus royalties.
any opinions on whether I should or not? I have no ethical problems with it or anything, I would just have to fight not to laugh at how bad men are in bed.
http://tinyurl.com/ub2n2
=Me (face is a bit distorted in the second piccy)
No1 gets 50ks for a film, the top pornstars get around 2-5ks a scene depending on what they do. A scene is around 20 mins.
Also no "agent" is going to actually get a 14yr old to do porn, they would go to jail and there is no way you would slip under the radar if you were doing such a huge movie as to be earning more than the most famous pornstars.
Also what kind of 14 year old has an agent but hangs around forums like totse and cant seppl or use grammar correctly? A lying one.
STFU.GTFO.KTHNXBAI
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#159
 2006-12-29, 01:24
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
OP, you have too much body fat to be a model. I don't mean to say 'you're fat', because you aren't, but models are skinnier than you are.
Besides, do they even accept underagers as fashion models?
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#160
 2006-12-29, 01:30
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Do it, for goodness sake. Then post links!
Cheers,
MOTO
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#161
 2006-12-29, 01:35
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
OP has seen to much 'hard candy'
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#162
 2006-12-29, 01:47
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
biggest troll theard ftw
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#163
 2006-12-29, 02:27
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:
OP has seen to much 'hard candy'
That movie was badass.
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#164
 2006-12-30, 17:22
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by JumpRopinJesus:
I'd say that your agent is an asshole for even trying to get underage girls to do porn, whether or not you are willing.
Thumbs down and -1 to your agent.
The only way I would see this as acceptable is if your agent made a homemade film with you and sold it for 50$ a pop in back alleys in your hometown.
Otherwise, you both face massive jail time and fine paying if you get caught.
Either way you go, good luck.
+1
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#165
 2006-12-30, 17:30
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
So is this B&M material yet?
*Posts pictures of Faithless*
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#166
 2006-12-31, 00:26
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
what a dumb slut
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#167
 2006-12-31, 00:41
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by socratic:
OP, you have too much body fat to be a model.
Besides, do they even accept underagers as fashion models?
1)QFT
2)Yes, but not her, she'll never be a real model.
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#168
 2006-12-31, 00:50
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahah
No wait, thats not hard enough.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA'AHAHHAHAHAHA
You think they would you 50,000 to have sex, lol. Maybe like $200-250.
1)You are a troll
2)You are stupid
Have fun! 
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#169
 2006-12-31, 01:43
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
they're gonna take her out and kill her
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#170
 2006-12-31, 01:59
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
And then have muscley guys cum on her dead body for fitness ads 
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#171
 2006-12-31, 02:18
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
I would just have to fight not to laugh at how bad men are in bed.
http://tinyurl.com/ub2n2
=Me (face is a bit distorted in the second piccy)
You wouldnt be laughing when i punched you in the mouth.
Ha, youre ugly as fuck. I dont know if they would let you.
And even if you did, you would forever be known as a whore. Believe me, my ex is doing porn now, and EVERYBODY (including her parents... hehe my fault  i did it.) know that she is a slut.
But on the other hand- post n00dz. Where you live? wanna hook up? im ok with breaking the law...
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#172
 2006-12-31, 02:32
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
I SCROLLED THROUGH 4 Pages! looking for ur naked ass...  i hurt my scrolling finger...look your a fucking ugly troll so do it and post the vids or get on webcam and email me on msn :P
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#173
 2006-12-31, 15:41
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Heh. I actually read all 4 pages looking for pron.
She could still be telling the truth man. What if this porno, isn't actually a porno, but an elaborate prostitution scheme? The john just wants to also videotape him fucking this useless bitch, and hes willing to pay so much because shes 14 and its all controversial and shit. The agent is really a pimp, concealed as a modelling agent, HAHA! FUCKING TAKE THAT AZALIE YOU STUPID WHORE!
And man, if I was 2 years younger and had a vag, FUCK YEAH I'D DO IT! Man, vaginas are made for dicks, dicks are made for vaginas. theres nothing wrong with it.
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#174
 2006-12-31, 22:50
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
You guys realize that she hasn't responded in a long time, right? Let this slide down to the bottom quietly...
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#175
 2007-01-01, 02:21
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
ok heres how i see it.
if you seem up for doing porn, then you wouldnt be shy not to post some trial nekked pix0rz on here.
or you could just admit that your doing this for attention..
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#176
 2007-01-01, 15:28
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by stab:
And then have muscley guys cum on her dead body for fitness ads
HAHAHA WHAT HAHAHA!
Haha...
ha!
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#177
 2007-01-01, 15:39
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:
I would just have to fight not to laugh at how bad men are in bed.
Don't worry, it will be on the couch most of the time.
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#178
 2007-01-01, 16:03
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Still scrolling for porno  4 PAGES GOD DAMMIT, I DEMAN THE VID <.< Ive officially given up on this thread producing some decent porno so dont post it now  iam going back to the boobie thread...first procrastination of the New Year 
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#179
 2007-01-01, 18:18
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
Troll?
Anyway, it doesn't sound legit to me. Anyone involved in underage pornography is probably going to be pretty dodgy anyway... and $50,000 doesn't sound right at all. That's waaaay high; I doubt he'd offer so much if he wasn't intending to screw you somehow.
haha, he is trying to screw you
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#180
 2007-01-01, 18:24
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Re: So my agent wants me to do Porn...
Anyone smell that? 'Cuz i do. Bullshit.
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