This is kind of a weird request, but I have a battery stuck in my ass, I have experimented putting things in my ass for pleasure before and I thought a battery might feel nice (kinda like when it tingles if you put it into your mouth). Now it's stuck, help me please, I don't want to dig around to much in case I break something and I REALLY don't want to go to the Emergency room.

Help me, what can I do?

Fuck! Do you think it would be safe to try and shit it out?

A battery isn't going to break from finger probing - if it isn't too far in, you should be able to get it. If not, take some laxatives - the battery should pass when your vacuum-sealed colon lets loose.

Edit: I wish my advice weren't from experience.

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I'd suggest warm water against you anus entrance. Allow two fingers inside, and just let them slowly feel around. Don't move too fast, and more important don't eat any light bulbs.

Lol, sorry but I can't help lmao about this. It almost rivals the kid who did the same thing with a highlighter.

If you're being straight up then go to the ER. If you do then be honest with them, say what you said here. Chances are then they'll actually be quite understanding. Its when people try and tell them stories about 'oh I was vacuuming the house in my dressing gown...' that they get a bit snide.

Or just let nature do its thing. If you haven't shat it out by tomorrow then go to ER.

Either way [/thread] cos I'm pretty sure you're just trolling.

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quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Lol, sorry but I can't help lmao about this. It almost rivals the kid who did the same thing with a highlighter.

Asshat. :\