This friend of mine knows I really like this girl. She is extremely cute, she is always around, and I like having her around. She talks to him a lot, and he has told me a lot about her. I saw her today on my way to the store and we talked a little.

She is about three years older than me, but it doesn't seem like a big deal. I know it isn't.

I want to go take her someplace, and preferably smoke with her. I know she smokes. But, how would I go about asking her, and what would be the appropriate setting? I mean I usually just light up a spliff on the street when I want to smoke, but I don't feel like that would be appropriate.

So, should I take her shopping, to a movie, or just hang out? I'm usually not this indecisive on shit like this, but I don't want to fuck shit up this time. My friend told me she seems like she has been hurt in prior relationships.

Are you a lesbian?

Edit: finally beaten you Gus!

[This message has been edited by azalie (edited 12-21-2006).]

no.

quote:Originally posted by QueenOfHearts:

[...]I don't feel like that would be appropriate[...][...]but I don't want to fuck shit up this time[...]

Those are you two MAIN problems.

You're over thinking this because you don't want to "fuck this up", so random girl that I'm sure isn't all that special.

Now seriously, what you need to do is this...: Walk up to her the next time you see her, introduce yourself, and ask her if she wants a hit of your joint. If not, ask her if she smokes. Who cares if you already know, it'll get her talking on the subject you seem to care a lot about.

After a few minutes, tell her it was great talking to her and that you'd like to smoke up with her (again, if she took the hit) sometime. Then just walk away. Don't ask for a number, don't ask for anything else. Give her your name, and nothing more unless she asks.

Do this again the next time you see her, but stay a bit longer. After that time, though, ask her if she wants to go get something to eat. If she doesn't, then don't sweat it. Tell her no worries, and walk off.

Tomorrow, or whenever you see her next, don't offer to smoke up with her, but ask her if she wants to meet up at your place or her place to smoke a bowl. After that, it should be easy.

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quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Are you a lesbian

*Slaps ass* Stay outta threads I'm about to post in!



[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]

She knows my name, what I do. I know her name, what she does. We are not strangers, I just don't want her to get the idea that I am a stoner. I am not ignorant, I know my shit, and I get paid very well for knowing how high to jump.

I don't want her to get the wrong impression, that just because I smoke almost every day, I am a stupid hippie/ stoner.

EDIT: I don't really have a place. I am sleeping where I work. I move in to my apartment the beginning of January.

EDIT: Should I make better friends first? But, how do I still keep that tension, so its not just a friends thing?

[This message has been edited by QueenOfHearts (edited 12-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by QueenOfHearts:

I don't want her to get the wrong impression, that just because I smoke almost every day, I am a stupid hippie/ stoner.

So what are you, then? A liar for trying to pretend to be someone you're not? Because usually a stoner is someone that gets high daily... Or at least, that's what I was taught in high school by those wonderful stoner kids.

Now though, your issues still stems from the fact that you aren't outgoing enough.

If you don't take a chance, you'll never get into her pants.

I don't consider myself a stoner. I think a stoner is defined as someone who is more of a slacker. I work my ass off, even when I am stoned.

For me its more of a calm me down/ off the edge thing.

Just invite her and all your friends over for a movie and then light one up. One of two things will happen.

A: she'll leave, thus proving that you two aren't compatible.

B: she'll join in.

Thank me later.

quote:Originally posted by QueenOfHearts:

For me its more of a calm me down/ off the edge thing.

Ok then, how about this...

You go and take her out to a decent dinner, and go for a walk somewhere. If she likes you, this won't be any problem setting up.

From there, ask her if she'd like a hit of a joint you'll have on you, and tell her that you're just so nervous talking to her sometimes. Try and make it that pathetic-cute girls eat up with a spoon, and if she's cool weed-wise, you'll be in like flin.

And don't listen to that crazy bitch above me. You NEVER invite her/your friends when you're trying to get her alone so you can do things together that you'd rather both enjoy.

Because, I DON'T have an apartment until January.

quote:Originally posted by QueenOfHearts:

Because, I DON'T have an apartment until January.

Again, ignore the insane Aussie. She's a woman, after all, and is just trying to fuck things up.

Hehe, no seriously, read what I said, ok?

Well I didn't say invite her to your apartment did I?

Edit: P.S Gus, inviting a girl out to dinner and then asking if she wants to light one up not only sounds sus, but also pushy. :P

[This message has been edited by azalie (edited 12-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Well I didn't say invite her to your apartment did I?

So he's gonna now go and invite himself to HER place?

Yeah, that'll get him laid. Right along with the grass outside.

You obviously have NO SAY in this manner, while your style really is wonderful, because you're gonna get this poor fellow totally unlaid.

EDiT: Unless that was your plan all along...

EDiT2:

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Edit: P.S Gus, inviting a girl out to dinner and then asking if she wants to light one up not only sounds sus, but also pushy. :P

Nah, he lights it up for himself, and says it's to calm his nerves. At this point, she can either smoke up with him, or refuse.

Either way, though, she'll already have a good impression of him, but if she won't smoke up with him he'd be better off with another girl.

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]

If you follow Gus, you'll sound desperate.

Sometimes i despair of the youth of today.

What is so hard about actually talking to the girl and just saying it the way it is?

You know, the way you'd speak to any of your male friends?

"hey *insert her cute but annoying name* y'fancy going somewhere to partake in an illict substance, thus risking prison and social exclusion?"

It isn't rocket science.

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

If you follow Gus, you'll sound desperate.

Hmmm, he IS desperate, though hun. I was playing to HIS strong points!

But fine then, how about YOU go and figure this out for him... What's the fastest way for him to get his dick wet?

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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

It isn't rocket science.

You should see the condition of the space program in both of our countries... I think that they'd have a better chance working these problems out... :\

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

. What's the fastest way for him to get his dick wet?

Ask?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

What's the fastest way for him to get his dick wet?

By not scaring her away.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Ask?

Jack, I know that. You know that, too. Hell, this Aussie girl might even know that. And the girl he's after surely knows it.

But him? I doubt it. So the pathetic route is the one he'll have to take. Playing to his strong points, bud.

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quote:Originally posted by azalie:

By not scaring her away.

Yeah, scaring her away happens when you mention that you're nervous and make that pathetic look, right?

Well really now, this is all moot. Jack spoke the golden words, so now we've got a whole new level of play.

And that is trying to make this poor sap just get off his balls and ask.



[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]

I know she likes me, that isn't the problem. The problem is:

1. I don't have my own place until January

2. I am new to this fucking town, so I don't know what the hell there is to do

EDIT: 3. I work all day from morning til night.

Do I ask her to go to a club? I'm in the middle of moving all my shit, and then POP this girl appears in to the picture. I'm kinda at a stand still.

[This message has been edited by QueenOfHearts (edited 12-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by QueenOfHearts:

I know she likes me, that isn't the problem. The problem is:

1. I don't have my own place until January

2. I am new to this fucking town, so I don't know what the hell there is to do

Do I ask her to go to a club? I'm in the middle of moving all my shit, and then POP this girl appears in to the picture. I'm kinda at a stand still.

Uh, then what's the problem. Of course you take her to a club. Or dinner. Or dancing. Or the park. Or whatever.

Then you go back to her place, and get laid...

quote:Originally posted by QueenOfHearts:

I know she likes me, that isn't the problem. The problem is:

1. I don't have my own place until January

2. I am new to this fucking town, so I don't know what the hell there is to do

EDIT: 3. I work all day from morning til night.

Do I ask her to go to a club? I'm in the middle of moving all my shit, and then POP this girl appears in to the picture. I'm kinda at a stand still.



I regret giving you advice, you're an idiot.

quote:Originally posted by QueenOfHearts:

I know she likes me, that isn't the problem. The problem is:

1. I don't have my own place until January

2. I am new to this fucking town, so I don't know what the hell there is to do

Do I ask her to go to a club? I'm in the middle of moving all my shit, and then POP this girl appears in to the picture. I'm kinda at a stand still.



"Hi you fancy helping move my stuff and after we'll smoke?"

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

I regret giving you advice, you're an idiot.

I think I need to side with you again... I'm at a loss of a problem, now..

Jack, come help this kid. I'm confused.

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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



"Hi you fancy helping move my stuff and after we'll smoke?"

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

ps. a LOT of girls love sorting out peoples possessions and colour coding their teaspoons...its a woman thang..

You know, it's as if it was meant to be... You helping stoners, that is.



[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]

ps. a LOT of girls love sorting out peoples possessions and colour coding their teaspoons...its a woman thang..

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

I regret giving you advice, you're an idiot.

Thanks! I just came here for a second opinion. Not to be flamed.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I think I need to side with you again... I'm at a loss of a problem, now..

Jack, come help this kid. I'm confused.



Sorry but i've got some carpentry that needs doing. And a meal to prep for tonight once i've cleaned down my Mis/shouted at the kids/sorted out tonite's smuggling runshouted at the kids/finished rinsing out the kitchen bin/shouted at the kids...you get the picture.

Laters.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Laters.

I just remembered that I should be asleep, ignoring this forum... Uhh... LATERS!!

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quote:Originally posted by QueenOfHearts:

Thanks! I just came here for a second opinion. Not to be flamed.

Oh, really? Then maybe you should have made it perfectly clean how the situation was from the start, eh?

So have fun with that chick, even though I doubt you'll even get head now.

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by QueenOfHearts:

Thanks! I just came here for a second opinion. Not to be flamed.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA that is nowhere near a flame.

THIS THREAD ISN'T ABOUT YOU GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU LOSER!!!

EDiT: THIS THREAD ISN'T ABOUT YOU GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU LOSER!!!

THIS THREAD ISN'T ABOUT YOU GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU LOSER!!!

DO YOU GET IT, BUSHY?!

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]

The thing with this girl, is I wouldn't want to just get laid. I would want some sort of relationship of sorts. My friends are always giving me a hard time about it. Cause they know I really like her, and that she likes me. Its just I am not one to rush things.