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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-12-21, 04:48
Synical Synical is offline
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Default Need some idea's

I have a slight problem, i am attractive, size 8 (australian, so skinnyish) size C tits coke bottle body... well you get the picture. my man is coming up in 7 days and his asked me to talk dirty during sex.

But i dont know how too, as in i dont know what to say, i dont wanna come off like a dirty whore or sound syupid but i wanna turn him on.

Any suggestions
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Old 2006-12-21, 04:49
Markoni Markoni is offline
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Wtf kind of coke bottles do you guys have?
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Old 2006-12-21, 04:52
Synical Synical is offline
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you know the old style bodies big tits skinny waists and wide hips.....
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Old 2006-12-21, 04:53
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quote:Originally posted by Synical:

[...]i dont wanna come off like a dirty whore[...]

No, that's EXACTLY how you want to come off. That'll turn him on like nothing else.

Just speak outloud whatever you're thinking.

"Oh, I just want to run my hands all over your sexy body! I want to feel your strong hard muscles."

"I love the feeling of your cock. It's so long and thick. I just want to run it all night."

"Oh! You're so thick! I love it... Fuck me! FUCK ME HARDER!"

etc etc...

Those are some basic ones you could use, but really, make up your own.
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Old 2006-12-21, 04:57
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the only time i'v ever said anything was me asking if i could put his balls in my mouth...he came before i could do it.

im assuming how i said it and his reaction it was a good thing to say
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Old 2006-12-21, 04:59
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quote:Originally posted by Synical:

the only time i'v ever said anything was me asking if i could put his balls in my mouth...he came before i could do it.

im assuming how i said it and his reaction it was a good thing to say

Then what is the problem?

Beg him to fuck you. Ask to feel his hard cock deep inside of you, and for him to shoot his load deep in your womb...

I don't see what your problem is here... Do you just have NO SEXUAL imagination?
 #7 
Old 2006-12-21, 05:02
Synical Synical is offline
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Default Re: Need some idea's

no i have a fantastic sexual imagination, i just lack the confidence to say things out loud.
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:07
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quote:Originally posted by Synical:

no i have a fantastic sexual imagination, i just lack the confidence to say things out loud.

Then just DO IT.

After you start, you'll find that it's easier to do and you'll be on a roll. Just say your wildest of ideas, and let it flow.

He'll blow all over your tits before you know it.
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:08
Synical Synical is offline
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well thanx and YAY i cant wait untill he get here
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:09
Swany Swany is offline
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Default Re: Need some idea's

Okey.

So this thread is pointless, you have an exellent imagination so you dont really need ideas per se.

You need to let go of your ego and just talk dirty is really what you are trying to say.
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:11
Synical Synical is offline
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Default Re: Need some idea's

Yeah kinda and i also wanted some idea's of what people have said or have had said too the that really turned them on, just so i have something to go off
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:13
Gus Gus is offline
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http://www.literotica.com/stories/index.php

Go read some of the better written stories.

Not only will it give you something to say, it'll also turn you on like nothing else. You'll jump him when he walks in.
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:15
Molotov Everything Molotov Everything is offline
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Default Re: Need some idea's

I'll need some pics to determine the answer.
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:16
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quote:Originally posted by Synical:

i am attractive

Either your ego has eaten you whole, or I'm gonna have to ask WTF are you doing on &t if this statement is true?
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:17
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quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Either your ego has eaten you whole, or I'm gonna have to ask WTF are you doing on &t if this statement is true?

Are you trying to say that good looking women aren't allowed on totse?

*Kicks Azalie in the taint* Get the fuck out of here. We ONLY ALLOW sexy women here.
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:19
Synical Synical is offline
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hahaha, i dont really have an ego, and im not all that confident, i was just quoting for many guys...
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:20
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Candyland <3
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Are you trying to say that good looking women aren't allowed on totse?

*Kicks Azalie in the taint* Get the fuck out of here. We ONLY ALLOW sexy women here.

AHAHAHA no, it's a rare occurence to find someone hot on &t who actually says they are. Read the statement and tell me it's not conceited.
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:21
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Candyland <3
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quote:Originally posted by Synical:

hahaha, i dont really have an ego, and im not all that confident, i was just quoting for many guys...



I meant no offence.
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:22
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quote:Originally posted by azalie:

AHAHAHA no, it's a rare occurence to find someone hot on &t who actually says they are. Read the statement and tell me it's not conceited.

Hmm... Point. You win that round... *Gives your taint a quick kiss all better*

Ah well, though, I still think she needs to post pictures!
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:25
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Candyland <3
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I still think she needs to post pictures!

I second this vote.
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Old 2006-12-21, 05:25
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quote:Originally posted by azalie:

I second this vote.

All in favor start fapping...

*fap fap fap*
 #22 
Old 2006-12-21, 05:29
Synical Synical is offline
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when i get some on my computer i'll put some up..
 
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