...if your girlfriend told you she accidentally killed someone, how would you respond?

Apprently, I ask if she needs help getting rid of the body.

And somehow, that was the right response...

That is ALWAYS the right responce to that question asked by a loved one.

Either that, or shoving some candy bar deep into your mouth and avoiding eye contact.

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"...and what do you need me to do?"

would be my answer!

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

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*Slaps* You're a woman, this should be basic for you...

If your boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever were to kill someone, you BETTER say "So where are we going to bury the body."

Otherwise you ain't getting any tonight!

I would assume that a girlfriend of mine would have such things planned out...

the right response is if i help dispose of the body everytime we leave eachother is directly after you sucking my penis.

goodluck.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Otherwise you ain't getting any tonight!

i would hope that the person i was dating wasnt a murderer...

and if they were, wouldn't be dumb enough to tell ANYONE about it.

I'd say "How'd it happen? o_O"

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

i would hope that the person i was dating wasnt a murderer...

and if they were, wouldn't be dumb enough to tell ANYONE about it.

Aww, a little murder ALWAYS spices up your sex life, though.

I would keep it very neutral, and ask something along the lines of 'what now?'

I'd politely inform her that my phone is tapped by the US government.

i d be pissed i wasn t in on it from the begining

What...the...fuck? You bumped a thread from 06?

lmao sorry your responses in the marriage kinda thread prompted me to look at your older ones...

Totse sucks :P

I'm a little worried I actually remember this thread.

My Mom used to make offers like this one without even being asked.

"Has rigor mortis set in, or am I still able to have sex with them?"

I'd help her get rid of it and tell her how to dispose of it without leaving any evidence. I'd help her get the hydroflouric acid and show her how to contain it and dispose of the liquid remains.

"That makes two of us"

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I lolled.

I would more than likely be stunned to silence for a while, and then I would offer an alibi or something.

The winrar.

"That makes two of us"

Honourable 2nd place.

Actually an ex of mine killed 4 people. It took me about a month to get over it, but I loved her enough to just accept it.. It bothers me still to this day though..

lol that was perfect...

That is a wtf though..