Trombone Blow anyone?

YES.

Of course. Hell, I'd let her finger it, too. It spices up a blowjob, especially when she knows what she's doing.

Of course, though, turn about is fair play....

Yes, and I'd still kiss her.

It'd probably end up making her sick, so no.

It'd be like giving mouth to mouth on a yeti's armpit but sure.

Whatever turns her on

If she wanted to I guess. I can't see why she'd want to.

Uhm... yeah, Id try it. No point in ruling anything out.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Of course. Hell, I'd let her finger it, too. It spices up a blowjob, especially when she knows what she's doing.

Of course, though, turn about is fair play....

O_o

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



It'd be like giving mouth to mouth on a yeti's armpit but sure.

Whatever turns her on

@_@

[This message has been edited by Pirate Hippie (edited 12-21-2006).]

No.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

No.

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

O_o

Are you saying that if a sexy guy wanted to lick your ass you'd say "no"?

I bet you've never had someone do it, then... It really has a good feeling to it. And hell, when a girl is sucking you hard and dry, and slips a finger up there...

BAM! All over her tits goes my milk. ;D

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

No.

Any reason why?

I've heard a lot of men say that "It's gay", and that's why they'd never want to try it.

I, though, question that with a "How can it be gay if it's a girl doing it to you?", but hey, what can I say?



[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]

"I don't fuck around when it comes to ass-to-mouth"

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by blackarmchair:

If she wanted to I guess. I can't see why she'd want to.

Yea what he said.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Of course. Hell, I'd let her finger it, too. It spices up a blowjob, especially when she knows what she's doing.

Of course, though, turn about is fair play....

LAWL. Like you've ever gotten a blowjob or had a girls finger anywhere near your fat azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=157

Lick my ass bitch!

How much braindamage would make anyone retarded enough to get turned on by that?

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

How much braindamage would make anyone retarded enough to get turned on by that?

You're saying you wouldnt like to get your ass tongued?

quote:Originally posted by Megashira:

You're saying you wouldnt like to get your ass tongued?

Jesus, for the love of God NO.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

How much braindamage would make anyone retarded enough to get turned on by that?

Hahaha, you know, I might ask the same thing about women getting their ears licked, or their nipples sucked.

Hell, though, if you knew anything, you'd know that the anus is a very sensitive spot. Extremely sensitive.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Hahaha, you know, I might ask the same thing about women getting their ears licked, or their nipples sucked.

Hell, though, if you knew anything, you'd know that the anus is a very sensitive spot. Extremely sensitive.



Some of us hold strict rules that go along the lines of never in the butt.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:



Some of us hold strict rules that go along the lines of never in the butt.



It's not in the butt it's slurping around the sphincter.

quote:Originally posted by Megashira:



It's not in the butt it's slurping around the sphincter.

It's still just as off putting.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:



Some of us hold strict rules that go along the lines of never in the butt.

Not to be anal, but I don't think I could stand buttin' heads with you.

I guess so if she's into that kinda thing...

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Not to be anal, but I don't think I could stand buttin' heads with you.

It's a gift call it a quirk if you will...

quote:Any reason why?

I've heard a lot of men say that "It's gay", and that's why they'd never want to try it.

I, though, question that with a "How can it be gay if it's a girl doing it to you?", but hey, what can I say?



Dude, I don't even like shitting. Plus I'm not into the whole fetish/kinky shit, anymore.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

It's a gift call it a quirk if you will...

I think I'd be safer off just staying around the front, then, eh?

Well hey, I'm fine with that. Butt really now, you don't know what you'll be missing.

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Dude, I don't even like shitting. Plus I'm not into the whole fetish/kinky shit, anymore.

Kinky? Dude, kinky is when I take out the rope, tie up azalie, and force fuck her with a jackhammer shaped like a horse cock.

It's just your BUM.



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quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Kinky? Dude, kinky is when I take out the rope, tie up azalie, and force fuck her with a jackhammer shaped like a horse cock.

It's just your BUM.





WHICH NO ONE WILL BE DOING ANYTIME SOON! GRR

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

WHICH NO ONE WILL BE DOING ANYTIME SOON! GRR

Oh? Hmm... Well you're all tied up so I'd better make good use of it...

*Closes the curtain*

It's hard for me to believe azzalie wouldn't let me lick her stinker.

quote:Originally posted by Megashira:

It's hard for me to believe azzalie wouldn't let me lick her stinker.

You know, she IS from the land down under...

Please....go fap to scrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaww or something...

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Please....go fap to scrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaww or something...

What the HELL is that anyways? I mean, I'm out of the loop for a fucking week on a road trip, and all of you bloody fucking Aussies come on down and confuse the hell out of me...

And I don't "fap". It's more like claps of thunder. RIDE HO I SAY!

fap:

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Yes, and I'd still kiss her.

QFT. Do you naysayers not have access to soap and water or something?

quote:Originally posted by Toddler Fondler:

No. I like making out after she sucks me off, but not if she rimmed me. Never.

I'd be reluctant but if my girlfriend really wanted to I'd let her. Getting her off gets me off so yeah.

This thread has made my day.

It would just be too awkward I think.

I think all of y'all just need to lay back, spread your legs, and let a cute little Asian girl go to town on your brown pound.

It really feels damn nice, although it does take some getting used to mentally. But hell, if you're both that open, there isn't any reason to not do it. Men have a g-spot, too, ya know...

*pukes*

Poop... comes out of there... POOP!

never...i wouldnt trust a girl who did that, seh might have done ti to everyone else in the fucking world. Plus shit comes out of there..the girl would have to be mentally ill to want to do that, how in the fuck is that kinky... Sick fuckers

michael

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Uhm... yeah, Id try it. No point in ruling anything out.

Man, where the hell did all of those freaky people go... You know, the ones that are actually members of this forum, and not just FAKES.

I'd let a female lick my asshole, yes. It's not likely to happen though.

I'm sorry for your lose.

Absolutely.

Of course!

I've always wanted to get a blowjob with a professional quality prostate massage too.

Just like on Road Trip..."Did I say 2? Better make it 3."

Never given or recieved one, but the thought of it doesn't really turn me on.

Y'all know that you'd love your corn-hole licked clean!

Who doesn't want some of THAT loving?

I read this thread and I can't believe I'm in Totse. What is this, the fucking Sesame Street boards? I expected the chicks to say "not me", but hearing all the guys that are pissing and moaning about how gross it is.....you all are a bunch of fake pussies. A few points need to be made here......

For all these players acting like superstuds thinking they are pleasing every pussy that crosses their path, and NOT licking a hotties ass.... they are just frauds. Gimme a fuckin break. You guys telling me in all the wild sex where you had a girl in a 69 while fucked up, and your tounge never just slipped in there? What about giving some great oral when its darker and you can't even see where your tounge is going?

Most importantly I dispute even how good you are going down on your girls pussy if your tounges are such ass virgins. Have you REALLY had a woman completely writhing in orgasmic ecstasy while she was face fucking you? I'm talking just straddling your face and grinding you so well you are fucking her with EVERYTHING on your head. She is grinding your chin, your nose, your mouth....out of control grinding. The kind of face fucking that is so good you have a pool of pussy juices in your throat, because that cunt is cumming so hard. Now in the middle of ALL THAT, you telling me your tounge isn't touching her ass at all?

And what about all you anal warriors out there trying to get your girl to let you stick your dick in there? Don't you get that the key to getting anal, it all starts with your tounge? Sure you might have finally broke her down and busted out the KY, but it was more of her just succumbing to your whining....not because she really wanted to.

You want great anal from a girl, you should make her BEG for your cock. I've deflowered about 4 or 5 women for their first ass fuck, and at least 3 of them said they would "never" do that. Its all about technique. You give her a massage or start eating her pussy and then make your way to her butt. Tease the hell out of it. Take at least 15 minutes just making her wonder as you go around her anus with your tounge, but not in it. She'll be squealing like a banshee after that kind of tounge dance once you finally probe it. Then you go with a finger, work your way up to 2 or 3...until she just HAS TO HAVE your cock up her butt. You do it right you can make the most devout ass virgin begging to have that thing up her butt within an hour. KY is for amateurs and a true ass master doesn't need such nonsense. And trust me, you make a girl cum in a 69 while tounging/fingering her ass....she will jack/lick/stroke your cock off in ways you've never felt.

Now fap to that bitches!!!!!!!

Analingus isn't safe. The chances of getting sick from it are low - but not nonexistant.

quote:Originally posted by DaGuru:

Now fap to that bitches!!!!!!!

How about I just give you some medication, and pray you didn't hurt yourself, grandpa.

I would be down if she wanted to. Probably woudnt ask for it though.

I'd let her alright.

What were to happen to her if you let her do this but don't wipe right before

quote:Originally posted by SkaterRaider:

*pukes*

Poop... comes out of there... POOP!

And Piss comes out of your dick!

Idiot.

The Guru has spoken.

quote:Originally posted by psyc213:

What were to happen to her if you let her do this but don't wipe right before

I wouldn't unless I'd just come out of a shower. Pre-rimjob steelwooling ftw.

Why is this even a question? of course.

God yes