ok so theres this girl. i dont see her that often and when i do its normally just a smile and a "hi". but i just cant stop thinking about her. is it possible that the reason im so attracted to her is because we're soulmates or something? (dont laugh).

quote:Originally posted by bassman:

is it possible that the reason im so attracted to her is because we're soulmates or something? (dont laugh).

No, the reason is because... "i dont see her that often and when i do its normally just a smile and a "hi". but i just cant stop thinking about her.".

You're making yourself fall for her, and you're going to end up making a fool of yourself because you don't ASK HER THE FUCK OUT.

gus is right, if you dont ask this girl out, or anything, it will pass, she'll get a bf, and you'll get pwned(i speak from some exp)

-Kman101

And whats the worst that can happen if you ask her out, the worse scenario is that she can say no. It will hurt for a week, but then you will move on and find a different girl. And if she says yes, well then your good from there. Really, the pros outweigh the cons, so get out there son!

If you don't ever get past "hi" then I doubt you're soulmates. Actually, that just makes you sound creepy for liking her that much and not ever get past a single syllable word.

Come here son, pull up a chair and crack open a beer. Let me tell you a true story.

Many, many years ago I too felt that way about a girl. Yeah I know that sounds kinda strange but remember this old greying man was once your age too, when the World was just cooling off and we'd all decided that walking upright was a pretty neat idea.

Except , problem was I was too shy to even say 'hi' to her

Well one day I plucked all my courage. She was sitting outside with one of her girlie friends, sunning herself. I had to walk past to get to where I was a going...

*taps out long Bavarian style pipe and refills it*

So I gathered up my balls 'n walked slowly pasted her , acting real 'cool' like. You're probably too young to know what that means...i think you kids say 'bad' these days.

Gotta remember that back then my hair hadn't emigrated south and neither had my belly. I was an 'ivory sex god' (thanks rabbitweed!). Women used to compare me with Jim Morrison. You'll have seen pictures of him on the history channel I guess....had a group called...what was it again? The 'Gates' I think...



*sucks a bit more on pipe and blows smoke rings *

Anyway Walking past I turned to look at her and let my ice blue sparkle. Cracked a huge smile and said 'HI'

Unfortunately right at that moment my voice broke!

Went from a deep masculine tone to a castrati.

Thought I was just gonna have to kill myself on the spot.

*sniggers to himself at memory*

The moral of this story, son?

Oh well, thats easy

Got me some of the best sex i've ever had from her.



Well son, glad we had this chat. Best not say anything to your mom, mind.





[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Come here son, pull up a chair and crack open a beer. Let me tell you a true story.

Many, many years ago I too felt that way about a girl. Yeah I know that sounds kinda strange but remember this old greying man was once your age too, when the World was just cooling off and we'd all decided that walking upright was a pretty neat idea.

Except , problem was I was too shy to even say 'hi' to her

Well one day I plucked all my courage. She was sitting outside with one of her girlie friends, sunning herself. I had to walk past to get to where I was a going...

*taps out long Bavarian style pipe and refills it*

So I gathered up my balls 'n walked slowly pasted her , acting real 'cool' like. You're probably too young to know what that means...i think you kids say 'bad' these days.

Gotta remember that back then my hair hadn't emigrated south and neither had my belly. I was an 'ivory sex god' (thanks rabbitweed!). Women used to compare me with Jim Morrison. You'll have seen pictures of him on the history channel I guess....had a group called...what was it again? The 'Gates' I think...



*sucks a bit more on pipe and blows smoke rings *

Anyway Walking past I turned to look at her and let my ice blue sparkle. Cracked a huge smile and said 'HI'

Unfortunately right at that moment my voice broke!

Went from a deep masculine tone to a castrati.

Thought I was just gonna have to kill myself on the spot.

*sniggers to himself at memory*

The moral of this story, son?

Oh well, thats easy

Got me some of the best sex i've ever had from her.



Well son, glad we had this chat. Best not say anything to your mom, mind.





Hahaha. Good read.

Jack, you make me smile.

Women are often very attractive when you only really see them. You see a pretty lookin girl and your mind can day dream and fill in all the blanks...

...but who knows what manner of demon lurks within. I recommend expanding your rendezvous' with a simple "how's it going?"

thanks for the replies, and jack, that was the father son talk i never had.

i need to work on my confidence though. i look like this-> http://tinyurl.com/y56yxn

do i look ok?

EDIT:tinyurl thankyou woopsueypigs.

[This message has been edited by bassman (edited 12-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by bassman:

do i look ok?

Cut the hair shorter, or style less like an emo. Smile more. You'll be fine.

quote:Originally posted by bassman:

thanks for the replies, and jack, that was the father son talk i never had.

i need to work on my confidence though. i look like this->http://img323.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2112062014ea4.jpg

do i look ok?

http://tinyurl.com/y56yxn

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Cut the hair shorter, or style less like an emo. Smile more. You'll be fine.

You look just fine, don't cut your hair like this jackass suggested unless you want to - if that sort of hair is 'you' then keep it.

Also, don't worry about asking her out just yet, of course if you've got the balls for that do it but the fact you're posting here first suggests you don't. What isn't so intimidating, and is a great set-up not only for asking her out but also getting to know her (and thus whether you still fancy asking her out) would be just to CHAT to her, nice and casual, about anything you have in common. Or if you have nothing in common, just fucking anything. If you take the smaller steps of building up relations with her as opposed to the big all-out leap of asking her out straight away, it'll seem not only much easier, but you'll have a better idea of what you're getting into.

quote:Originally posted by jca-:

You look just fine, don't cut your hair like this jackass suggested unless you want to - if that sort of hair is 'you' then keep it.

He LOOKs like an emo with a hair problem. I guess women like that though, eh?

If you want to look human, TRIM the hair, kid.

haha, really man, cut that fuckin' hair!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

He LOOKs like an emo with a hair problem. I guess women like that though, eh?

If you want to look human, TRIM the hair, kid.

Women are different you cunt. Although you may struggle to comprehend how someone looking "emo" can be attractive to someone else, there are and will always be cases where it is considered attractive and I can think of a fair few girls who'd prefer a guy with that sort of haircut.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Come here son, pull up a chair and crack open a beer. Let me tell you a true story.

Many, many years ago I too felt that way about a girl. Yeah I know that sounds kinda strange but remember this old greying man was once your age too, when the World was just cooling off and we'd all decided that walking upright was a pretty neat idea.

Except , problem was I was too shy to even say 'hi' to her

Well one day I plucked all my courage. She was sitting outside with one of her girlie friends, sunning herself. I had to walk past to get to where I was a going...

*taps out long Bavarian style pipe and refills it*

So I gathered up my balls 'n walked slowly pasted her , acting real 'cool' like. You're probably too young to know what that means...i think you kids say 'bad' these days.

Gotta remember that back then my hair hadn't emigrated south and neither had my belly. I was an 'ivory sex god' (thanks rabbitweed!). Women used to compare me with Jim Morrison. You'll have seen pictures of him on the history channel I guess....had a group called...what was it again? The 'Gates' I think...



*sucks a bit more on pipe and blows smoke rings *

Anyway Walking past I turned to look at her and let my ice blue sparkle. Cracked a huge smile and said 'HI'

Unfortunately right at that moment my voice broke!

Went from a deep masculine tone to a castrati.

Thought I was just gonna have to kill myself on the spot.

*sniggers to himself at memory*

The moral of this story, son?

Oh well, thats easy

Got me some of the best sex i've ever had from her.



Well son, glad we had this chat. Best not say anything to your mom, mind.





Be my father, please?

you're in love, haha.

hope you have better luck than me brah.

i have the same problem. WOW.

quote:Originally posted by jca-:

Women are different you cunt. Although you may struggle to comprehend how someone looking "emo" can be attractive to someone else, there are and will always be cases where it is considered attractive and I can think of a fair few girls who'd prefer a guy with that sort of haircut.

No, any girl that likes the "emo" look isn't worth this kids time, you silly person.

Those are just those lame-ass "girls" that bitch and are far too clingy. Ugh, wastes of time and cum, indeed.

And really now, are you just sad because you're an emo, too?

im a girl, and i used to feel like that about a guy. it probably means you really like that girl. long story short. go talk to her or ask her out- just DO something- dont make the mistake that i did : not talk to him and then end up moving to another state.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

No, any girl that likes the "emo" look isn't worth this kids time, you silly person.

Those are just those lame-ass "girls" that bitch and are far too clingy. Ugh, wastes of time and cum, indeed.

And really now, are you just sad because you're an emo, too?

You're a fucking idiot, that post contains too many idiocies to bother calling you on.