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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-12-20, 18:55
Mushroom Metropolis Mushroom Metropolis is offline
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Default So I heard some really weird statistic...

So I recall reading in some book that it says that it's not uncommon for guys to get aroused by a girl using the bathroom.. Is this normal? I mean, I'm not gonna bash people because of their interests, but seriously, is this true?
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Old 2006-12-20, 18:56
Gus Gus is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

Uhhh... Well I guess a man thinks about how we use the bathroom.

Which is we grab our dicks and shoot shit out of them, which is actually really good feeling.

So, in turn we think of women feeling that good, and I guess it'd turn someone one? I guess?
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Old 2006-12-20, 19:20
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

...we grab our dicks and shoot shit out of them...

You mean to say I've had it coming out of the wrong hole this whole time?
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Old 2006-12-20, 19:26
Gus Gus is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

You mean to say I've had it coming out of the wrong hole this whole time?

OH MY! *Rushes Mr Happy to the ER*

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Adam's Apple: in the throat. Worth 100 points.

Charley Horse: a small horse resting near the hip joint. (A play on the real charley horse, which is a sudden cramp in the leg or foot, that can be cured with massage or stretching.) 200 points.

Spare Ribs: two ribs fused together as one piece. 150 points.

Funny Bone: a play on the anatomical name for the upper arm bone (the humerus), and a reference to the colloquial name of the ulnar nerve. 200 points.

Butterflies in the Stomach: a large butterfly in the middle of the torso. The name comes from the feeling in the stomach when nervous or afraid. 100 points.

Brain Freeze: an ice-cream located in the brain.

Bread Basket: a slang word for the stomach, this is a difficult piece to remove. It is a very small slice of bread, with only a small notch taken out of the top for grip. 100 points.

Wish Bone: located on the left side of the chest. 300 points.

Water on the Knee: a pail of water in the knee. 150 points.

Writer's Cramp: a pencil in the forearm. 200 points.

Broken Heart: a heart shape with a crack through it on the right side of the chest. 100 points.

Wrenched Ankle: a spanner in the right ankle. 100 points.

The Ankle Bone's Connected to the Knee Bone: This is not a plastic piece, but rather a rubber band stretched between two pegs at the left ankle and knee that has to be unhooked. 200 points. The name is taken from the well-known African-American spiritual "Dem Bones".

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Old 2006-12-20, 19:41
MJR deus MJR deus is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

um cant say thats my thing, I guess im the person who doesnt agree with the statistic....

Michael
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Old 2006-12-20, 21:44
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

Yes.
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Old 2006-12-20, 21:51
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

'Guys like girls peeing' isnt a statistic...
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Old 2006-12-20, 22:34
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

I don't.
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Old 2006-12-20, 23:36
pepper23 pepper23 is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

I don't, either.

Even worse, girls shitting is a huge turn-off for almost anybody.
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Old 2006-12-20, 23:38
Molotov Everything Molotov Everything is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

quote:Originally posted by pepper23:

I don't, either.

Even worse, girls shitting is a huge turn-off for almost anybody.

Girls shit?!
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Old 2006-12-20, 23:43
Sprinkles Sprinkles is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

quote:Originally posted by Molotov Everything:

Girls shit?!

No.
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Old 2006-12-20, 23:48
Psionicist Psionicist is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

quote:Originally posted by Sprinkles:

No.

Then what the fuck were you guys scaring me like that for? not funny.... not funny at all....
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Old 2006-12-20, 23:50
Sprinkles Sprinkles is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

quote:Originally posted by Psionicist:

Then what the fuck were you guys scaring me like that for? not funny.... not funny at all....

It was all a cruel joke, honey. Now have some hot coco and go back to sleep.
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Old 2006-12-21, 00:06
tenguy tenguy is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

You mean to say I've had it coming out of the wrong hole this whole time?

ditto
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Old 2006-12-21, 06:19
-OutKast- -OutKast- is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

Well, I guess I will be the first to say...

Not only am I turned on by a girl peeing, but also shitting. However, it would require a little on her part, like at least acting like she likes it.

FYI I am totally OK will ass fucking. Im not sure how others that share the same interest veiw this subject, but I think that if you are willing to fuck the ass, then you wouldnt be too grossed out by using the bano.
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Old 2006-12-21, 06:24
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

quote:Originally posted by pepper23:

I don't, either.

Even worse, girls shitting is a huge turn-off for almost anybody.

Yeah I hate when they do that.

No but seriously. A girl farting is probably the biggest turn off to me. Besides shitting obviously.
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Old 2006-12-21, 06:27
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

Um, duh? (http://www.forumspile.com/Goatse-TubGirl.jpg)
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Old 2006-12-21, 06:28
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

First of all, WTF?

And second of all, who the hell goes around asking people that!?
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Old 2006-12-21, 06:29
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quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Um, duh? (http://www.forumspile.com/Goatse-TubGirl.jpg)

That made my day.
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Old 2006-12-21, 07:13
madrave madrave is offline
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Default Re: So I heard some really weird statistic...

everyone knows girls dont poo
 
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