Greetings S&A,

So, I have a slight problem, with which most of you could hopefully help with. See, my girlfriend, she wants to do this little strip tease, but, she wants ME to pick the song for her to do it to. Problem is... I listen to Metal/Heavier music, and I avoid dance/rap/stripper-esque music like the plague. So, any good stripping-style songs? Any suggestions will be gladly recieved.

Yin Yang

*I think it's spelled this way.. the black guys.

[This message has been edited by m0ckturtle (edited 12-07-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by m0ckturtle:

Yin Yang

*I think it's spelled this way.. the black guys.



But... What SONG? Bands/groups/posses/whatever the fuck they're called aren't the problem at hand. Good 'take off all your clothes' music is... I want something with a sexy beat, and a song that wont drive me to the point of smashing my computer (Yes, it'll be played on my computer IN my room)

Nice N Sleazy by the Stranglers? :P

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Nice N Sleazy by the Stranglers? :P

Sounds... Interesting... *Looks for the song*

If you want something slow, may I suggest "I got 5 on it" (following the the whole Keyra video thing). Need something a little heavier "Fuck the pain away" by peaches is pretty hot.

P.s. Harder still? "Tip drill" by nelly if you're into ass shaking. Looking for something more fetish-ey? "This shit will fuck you up" by combichrist is deviantly sexy.

I've always liked Joe Cocker's "You Can Leave Your Hat On"...

But then...I've never stripped...so...

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I've always liked Joe Cocker's "You Can Leave Your Hat On"...

But then...I've never stripped...so...

Genius! I completely forgot about this song! It's perfect! ... I think... Urk, why must we like different musical tastes?! Keep 'em coming people...

It's that old classic... Girls, Girls, Girls by the Motley Crue.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Nice N Sleazy by the Stranglers? :P



QF motherfucking Truth and excellent taste in music.

Stripping music? Some of these are actual strip club songs, others are less so. Here's a few fairly contemporary songs that come to mind:

"Badd" - Ying Yang Twins ft. Mike Jones

"I'm in love with a stripper" - T-pain and Mike Jones

"Miss New Booty" - Bubba Sparxxx

"Just a little bit" (Remix) - 50 cent with R Kelly & The Game

"Candy Shop" (DJ Santarosa Remix) - 50 Cent

"Tell Me" - P. Diddy & Christina Aguilera

"Me and You" - Cassie

"Play" - David Banner

"Kiss you" - IIO

"Jest Tak" - Jeden Osiem L (Not really for stripping, but a good song)

"Your body is a wonderland" - John Mayer (Hah, see what she says)

"There it go (The Whistle Song)" - Juelz Santana

"Ven Bailalo" - Khriz y Angel (If she can do latina dance, would be interesting)

"J'ai Pas Vingt Ans (Dance mix)" - Alizée

"Who's your daddy" - Benny Benassi

"Get Loose" T.I. & Nelly



Just be creative.

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It's christmas, pick a carol.

Anal Cunt - Women: Nature's Punching Bag

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

It's christmas, pick a carol.



*wipes coffee off monitor *

http://media.putfile.com/mos-def---ms-fat-booty-36-18

I haven't heard any of the tracks off it, but there's a remix album of Rob zombie songs for stripping, it's called something along the lines of "all american made music to strip by," I'm not sure though.

Put on I wanna fuck you by Akon.

** Deuce OMen

quote:Originally posted by DeuceOmen:

Put on I wanna fuck you by Akon.

** Deuce OMen

Thats what i was gonna say exactly... except its by Snoop Dogg featuring Akon. But yea its a song pretty much made for stripping

tricky - hell is around the corner

http://media.putfile.com/tricky---hell-is-around-the-corner

quote:Originally posted by EssJay:

I haven't heard any of the tracks off it, but there's a remix album of Rob zombie songs for stripping, it's called something along the lines of "all american made music to strip by," I'm not sure though.

Some of them are good, others not so good. It's worth a listen at least.

Kiss - either the original by Tom Jones, or the cover version by Prince, I can't decide

just play the party boy song from jackass

pour some sugar on me- def leppard

quote:Originally posted by JoseValentin:

just play the party boy song from jackass

how about some Shel Silverstein,

"I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor" has a dope beat