so i have a beautiful girlfriend who means a lot to me:

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/apsco_giant/alex2.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/apsco_giant/onalexscar.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/apsco_giant/confetti3.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/apsco_giant/tribalweirdo.jpg

but, this hot ass bitch is just beggin for the dizznick. thinking with my dick gets me in trouble a lot of the times, so, what do you guys think? http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/apsco_giant/paige1.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/apsco_giant/paige2.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/apsco_giant/paigenchris.jpg

Affairs can be exciting, but even if you do manage to get with this new woman, the excitement will die off leaving you back where you started.

If you've got a good thing going, don't ruin it.

NEVER fuck with a girl that'll paint herself, dude.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

NEVER fuck with a girl that'll paint herself, dude.



why not?

the "hot ass bitch" will use you and lose you, and you'll end up with a bad rep, a guilty conscience, and no gf, all for the momentary pleasure of getting with someone who gets your dick a little harder than usual.

Don't be a bastard.

Girls who paint themselves blue and black rock.

And did I mention, don't be a bastard?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

the "hot ass bitch" ... gets your dick a little harder than usual.

This might be worth it. Seriously.

It depends on how much you like your girlfriend I guess.

Remember man, it's all about you. This is your show.

quote:Originally posted by Lazarus:



Remember man, it's all about you. This is your show.

bahahahahaha.

You already know the answer to this question.

I'm not even going to look at the pictures.

Fuck you, Lauren.

You can't possibly give this guy meaningful advice of any kind when it comes to relationships.

Sometimes it's good to think with your penis.

And if my diction is a little off, I apologise, I'm drunk.

quote:Originally posted by Lazarus:



You can't possibly give this guy meaningful advice of any kind when it comes to relationships.



why, because of anatomical differences? does not having a penis imply not having a sex drive?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

does not having a penis imply not having a sex drive?

It implies not understanding the male dichotomy: faith or fun.

I'm not saying the female perspective isn't worth considering. Just that I wouldn't expect you to empathise fully.

Edit: And I realise that women have affairs too, that's not what I meant to imply. It's just different. there probably shouldn't be double standards regarding these things but there are, regardless.

[This message has been edited by Lazarus (edited 12-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Lazarus:

And if my diction is a little off, I apologise, I'm drunk.

That qualifies you to make excellent advice, but I'm not sure Jesus would approve. I'd watch out for him if I were you.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Jesus

I raised a brother from the dead, I'm sure he owes me a few liberties.

quote:Originally posted by apsco_giant:

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/apsco_giant/paige1.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/apsco_giant/paige2.jpg http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/apsco_giant/paigenchris.jpg



I'd give her a poke.

quote:Originally posted by Lazarus:

It implies not understanding the male dichotomy: faith or fun.

I'm not saying the female perspective isn't worth considering. Just that I wouldn't expect you to empathise fully.

Edit: And I realise that women have affairs too, that's not what I meant to imply. It's just different. there probably shouldn't be double standards regarding these things but there are, regardless.





I don't want to hijack this thread, but step outside of the box of your gender for a second and consider the possibility that perhaps some woman are aware of the "dichotomy" men face, maybe even from personal experience.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 12-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



I don't want to hijack this thread, but step outside of the box of your gender for a second and consider the possibility that perhaps some woman are aware of the "dichotomy" men face, maybe even from personal experience.



I like it here in my box.

And I know women are aware. Hence the edit.

Like you say, let's not hijack this (I'm not here to argue with you).

I realise I probably stated my opinion too strongly; all I meant was that the possibility of him having both the girls should not be dismissed.