Alright, I'll try to keep this as concise as possible. I'm seeing this girl (older girl, I'm 19 she's 35) and long story short, she can't have kids. Now, given her age she's undoubtedly more "experienced" than I am. How do I say I want to use a condom without pissing her off? Or am I just worrying too much?

Why can't she have kids?

Just tell her straight up you want to use a condom. Hey, nothing is more important than your safety, and you shouldn't compromise that for sex.

given current child support laws and the unpredictability of some women - no glove, no love. and hello, stds? you don't even need to say anything. wrap your shit and if she complains then be like, "wow, so you have sex without condoms? there's a something something chance you have an std! (disgusted face)"

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Why can't she have kids?

Just tell her straight up you want to use a condom. Hey, nothing is more important than your safety, and you shouldn't compromise that for sex.

hysterectomy.

I feel like a dick for posting this here. If she finds this thread I'm dead.

How can you be sure she's completely sterile. Or, the fact you don't know her real well and you demand it of everyone you have sex with.

Or you can just go back to Fondling Toddlers.

Dude, why ask? Just use. If she asks why you're putting one on, say you enjoy them better. Don't elaborate why.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Dude, why ask? Just use. If she asks why you're putting one on, say you enjoy them better. Don't elaborate why.

Oh for the love of god, do not tell her that you enjoy it more with one on.

No one enjoys sex with a condom on.

It just eases your fecking mind, that's all.

Tell her you're just being safe, for whatever reason. Safe safe!

Too many people being unsafe these days.

erm why not both go get tested?

I mean I really dont see why people dance around this subject in this day and age. There is more unprotected sex, there are more stds, and more people with them. so be smart, go to the health clinic and get tested. once both partners have the green light, fuck to your hearts delight

quote:Originally posted by outsmartyouwithignorance:

erm why not both go get tested?

Or, what if she's trying to pull the ol' keep a nigga baby?

She says she's on the pill (or infertile, or whatever), and then one day, "OH SHIT I FUCKED UP AND IM PREGNANT!"

Then you're fucked for the next 18 years or so. Either paying child support, or raising some unwanted kid.

quote:Originally posted by met_B_A_N_S:

How can you be sure she's completely sterile. Or, the fact you don't know her real well and you demand it of everyone you have sex with.

Or you can just go back to Fondling Toddlers.

I've known her for over a year, and yeah a hysterectomy means sterile right?

I'm not a fucking pedo. I'm just a troll.

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