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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-10-30, 21:43
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WannaFuckWannaSex0r 
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i have a crush on a girl
but i dont know what to do !!!
what should i do?
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#2
 2006-10-30, 21:45
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stab 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
Awww. Hey cutie!
Well let's see. You like this girl right? The first step is to achieve eye contact. Look at her and smile. You don't need to go further than that unless you get stuck together.
Then... you have to talk to her *horror*
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#3
 2006-10-30, 21:46
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Gamba 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
Tell her ''WannaFuckWannaSex0r'' 
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#4
 2006-10-30, 21:46
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
Kill yourself, no seriously, she'll be alll over you if you do that.
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#5
 2006-10-30, 21:47
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
If she doesnt fancy you she wont make eye contact...
so...
Small talk... so she knows you excist... then eye contact...
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#6
 2006-10-30, 21:49
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stab 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
^ The man makes a point. For you must exist, before you have eyes.
*mocks stardust with his fingers while he waits for flood control*
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#7
 2006-10-30, 21:54
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WannaFuckWannaSex0r 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
she makes eye contact with me alot. She looks at me and smiles, and i always pretend not to notice cause i get nervous.
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#8
 2006-10-30, 21:55
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stab 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
Notice her  She likes you.
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#9
 2006-10-30, 21:57
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WannaFuckWannaSex0r 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
also
this is the girl i was referring to in this fred: http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/024532.html
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#10
 2006-10-30, 22:02
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Jack_and_Jill 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
Are you one of those guys that when a girl looks at you either....
A) Laugh
B) Wink back
C) Smile back
D) Imitate a traffic light... (RED)
E) Gets a boner
F) Starts talking jibberish to the person next to you.
Just seriously... talk to her...
I made the mistake of thinking someone fancied me, even though im not sure if they do or dont... *starts crying in the corner*
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#11
 2006-10-30, 22:04
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stab 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
^ *hugs JJ and pats him on the back* There there mate, we've all been through it.
I will read said thread and edit this reply. MAGIC.
MAGIC. She touched you. Instant boner? She likes you man. Why worry! Stop worrying! She's your friend now
[This message has been edited by stab (edited 10-30-2006).]
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#12
 2006-10-30, 22:05
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WannaFuckWannaSex0r 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:
Are you one of those guys that when a girl looks at you either....
A) Laugh
B) Wink back
C) Smile back
D) Imitate a traffic light... (RED)
E) Gets a boner
F) Starts talking jibberish to the person next to you.
hmm
none of those really.
I just pretend not to notice and keep looking foward.
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#13
 2006-10-30, 22:27
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stab 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
Look at heeeeeeeeer! *shakes fist*
And you better smile too!
[This message has been edited by stab (edited 10-30-2006).]
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#14
 2006-10-31, 04:44
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WannaFuckWannaSex0r 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
i can tell alot of other guys have a crush on her as well. How do i rise above the competition?
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#15
 2006-10-31, 04:57
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stab 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
By believing in yourself, and pretending they don't exist. It's just you, and the girl, nobody else. Nobody else has a chance 
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#16
 2006-10-31, 05:06
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
roffle arent you that 18 year old virgin with a purple thing in ur nose ROFFLE MY WAFFLE
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#17
 2006-10-31, 05:09
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kennyonfire 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by stab:
By believing in yourself, and pretending they don't exist. It's just you, and the girl, nobody else. Nobody else has a chance
qft !
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#18
 2006-10-31, 05:20
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WannaFuckWannaSex0r 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by some_guy_420:
roffle arent you that 18 year old virgin with a purple thing in ur nose ROFFLE MY WAFFLE
lawl yea
http://myspace-707.vo.llnwd.net/01356/70/76/1356666707_l.jpg
there's a pix0r.
I added some captions for fun.
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#19
 2006-10-31, 05:24
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by Gamba:
Tell her ''WannaFuckWannaSex0r''
ROFL!
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#20
 2006-10-31, 05:25
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
is she asian also?
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#21
 2006-10-31, 07:21
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WannaFuckWannaSex0r 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by some_guy_420:
is she asian also?
no
shes caucasion
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#22
 2006-10-31, 07:24
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
Tell her about your SAT quest and watch her fuckin' run.
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#23
 2006-10-31, 07:51
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
It should be the mission of every Totse member to get this guy a girl.
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#24
 2006-10-31, 07:58
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:
i can tell alot of other guys have a crush on her as well. How do i rise above the competition?
Stab the alphamale with a harpoon.
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#25
 2006-10-31, 08:03
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by arquin:
Stab the alphamale with a harpoon...repeatedly.
Fixed.
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#26
 2006-10-31, 08:06
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
So, if a girl is touching you... repeatidly, again and again, rests her head on your shoulder, bites you in various places, does that mean she likes you? 
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#27
 2006-10-31, 08:09
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by LiquidIce:
So, if a girl is touching you... repeatidly, again and again, rests her head on your shoulder, bites you in various places, does that mean she likes you?
No it means she's a slut.
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#28
 2006-10-31, 08:13
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by arquin:
No it means she's a slut.
Ahhh kthxbai.
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yay!
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#29
 2006-10-31, 08:46
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stab 
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by carbo:
It should be the mission of every Totse member to get this guy a girl.
I wholeheartedly agree!
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#30
 2006-10-31, 09:02
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by LiquidIce:
Ahhh kthxbai.
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yay!
Dude, I'm lying.
It means she wants your balls.
quote:Originally posted by carbo:
It should be the mission of every Totse member to get this guy a girl.
Lets all chip in and hire him a hooker. A hot one, with minimal STDs.
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#31
 2006-10-31, 09:16
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
quote:Originally posted by arquin:
Lets all chip in and hire him a hooker. A hot one, with minimal STDs.
STDs just add extra flavour.
remember that wild night in Mexico?
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#32
 2006-10-31, 10:22
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Re: i have a crush on a girl
Give it up. You won't get her. Life goes on.
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