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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-10-30, 21:43
WannaFuckWannaSex0r WannaFuckWannaSex0r is offline
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Default i have a crush on a girl

but i dont know what to do !!!

what should i do?
 #2 
Old 2006-10-30, 21:45
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Awww. Hey cutie!

Well let's see. You like this girl right? The first step is to achieve eye contact. Look at her and smile. You don't need to go further than that unless you get stuck together.

Then... you have to talk to her *horror*
 #3 
Old 2006-10-30, 21:46
Gamba Gamba is offline
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Tell her ''WannaFuckWannaSex0r''
 #4 
Old 2006-10-30, 21:46
Influx Influx is offline
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Kill yourself, no seriously, she'll be alll over you if you do that.
 #5 
Old 2006-10-30, 21:47
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

If she doesnt fancy you she wont make eye contact...

so...

Small talk... so she knows you excist... then eye contact...
 #6 
Old 2006-10-30, 21:49
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^ The man makes a point. For you must exist, before you have eyes.

*mocks stardust with his fingers while he waits for flood control*
 #7 
Old 2006-10-30, 21:54
WannaFuckWannaSex0r WannaFuckWannaSex0r is offline
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

she makes eye contact with me alot. She looks at me and smiles, and i always pretend not to notice cause i get nervous.
 #8 
Old 2006-10-30, 21:55
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

Notice her She likes you.
 #9 
Old 2006-10-30, 21:57
WannaFuckWannaSex0r WannaFuckWannaSex0r is offline
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

also

this is the girl i was referring to in this fred: http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/024532.html
 #10 
Old 2006-10-30, 22:02
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

Are you one of those guys that when a girl looks at you either....

A) Laugh

B) Wink back

C) Smile back

D) Imitate a traffic light... (RED)

E) Gets a boner

F) Starts talking jibberish to the person next to you.



Just seriously... talk to her...

I made the mistake of thinking someone fancied me, even though im not sure if they do or dont... *starts crying in the corner*
 #11 
Old 2006-10-30, 22:04
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^ *hugs JJ and pats him on the back* There there mate, we've all been through it.

I will read said thread and edit this reply. MAGIC.

MAGIC. She touched you. Instant boner? She likes you man. Why worry! Stop worrying! She's your friend now

[This message has been edited by stab (edited 10-30-2006).]
 #12 
Old 2006-10-30, 22:05
WannaFuckWannaSex0r WannaFuckWannaSex0r is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

Are you one of those guys that when a girl looks at you either....

A) Laugh

B) Wink back

C) Smile back

D) Imitate a traffic light... (RED)

E) Gets a boner

F) Starts talking jibberish to the person next to you.





hmm

none of those really.

I just pretend not to notice and keep looking foward.
 #13 
Old 2006-10-30, 22:27
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Look at heeeeeeeeer! *shakes fist*

And you better smile too!

[This message has been edited by stab (edited 10-30-2006).]
 #14 
Old 2006-10-31, 04:44
WannaFuckWannaSex0r WannaFuckWannaSex0r is offline
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

i can tell alot of other guys have a crush on her as well. How do i rise above the competition?
 #15 
Old 2006-10-31, 04:57
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

By believing in yourself, and pretending they don't exist. It's just you, and the girl, nobody else. Nobody else has a chance
 #16 
Old 2006-10-31, 05:06
some_guy_420 some_guy_420 is offline
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roffle arent you that 18 year old virgin with a purple thing in ur nose ROFFLE MY WAFFLE
 #17 
Old 2006-10-31, 05:09
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quote:Originally posted by stab:

By believing in yourself, and pretending they don't exist. It's just you, and the girl, nobody else. Nobody else has a chance

qft !
 #18 
Old 2006-10-31, 05:20
WannaFuckWannaSex0r WannaFuckWannaSex0r is offline
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quote:Originally posted by some_guy_420:

roffle arent you that 18 year old virgin with a purple thing in ur nose ROFFLE MY WAFFLE

lawl yea

http://myspace-707.vo.llnwd.net/01356/70/76/1356666707_l.jpg

there's a pix0r.

I added some captions for fun.
 #19 
Old 2006-10-31, 05:24
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quote:Originally posted by Gamba:

Tell her ''WannaFuckWannaSex0r''

ROFL!
 #20 
Old 2006-10-31, 05:25
some_guy_420 some_guy_420 is offline
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

is she asian also?
 #21 
Old 2006-10-31, 07:21
WannaFuckWannaSex0r WannaFuckWannaSex0r is offline
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quote:Originally posted by some_guy_420:

is she asian also?

no

shes caucasion
 #22 
Old 2006-10-31, 07:24
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

Tell her about your SAT quest and watch her fuckin' run.
 #23 
Old 2006-10-31, 07:51
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It should be the mission of every Totse member to get this guy a girl.
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Old 2006-10-31, 07:58
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quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

i can tell alot of other guys have a crush on her as well. How do i rise above the competition?



Stab the alphamale with a harpoon.
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Old 2006-10-31, 08:03
Garfunkel Garfunkel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Stab the alphamale with a harpoon...repeatedly.

Fixed.
 #26 
Old 2006-10-31, 08:06
LiquidIce LiquidIce is offline
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So, if a girl is touching you... repeatidly, again and again, rests her head on your shoulder, bites you in various places, does that mean she likes you?
 #27 
Old 2006-10-31, 08:09
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quote:Originally posted by LiquidIce:

So, if a girl is touching you... repeatidly, again and again, rests her head on your shoulder, bites you in various places, does that mean she likes you?

No it means she's a slut.
 #28 
Old 2006-10-31, 08:13
LiquidIce LiquidIce is offline
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

No it means she's a slut.

Ahhh kthxbai.

...

..

.

yay!
 #29 
Old 2006-10-31, 08:46
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quote:Originally posted by carbo:

It should be the mission of every Totse member to get this guy a girl.

I wholeheartedly agree!
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Old 2006-10-31, 09:02
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

quote:Originally posted by LiquidIce:

Ahhh kthxbai.

...

..

.

yay!

Dude, I'm lying.

It means she wants your balls.

quote:Originally posted by carbo:

It should be the mission of every Totse member to get this guy a girl.

Lets all chip in and hire him a hooker. A hot one, with minimal STDs.
 #31 
Old 2006-10-31, 09:16
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Lets all chip in and hire him a hooker. A hot one, with minimal STDs.



STDs just add extra flavour.

remember that wild night in Mexico?
 #32 
Old 2006-10-31, 10:22
soro_one soro_one is offline
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Default Re: i have a crush on a girl

Give it up. You won't get her. Life goes on.
 
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