I had this chick playing with my dick and she said watch this, and pushed on these 2 things under my cock head at the front and smegma came out.

I shit you not that bitch is freaky.

wash?

have yerr mom buy you some soap and show you how to use it!

What exactly do you want us to say? Congratulations? or Have a shower?

I do wash! It was like smegma DUCTS!

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

I do wash! It was like smegma DUCTS!

Dude. I'm uncut and NEVER get that stuff. Trust me, it's called washing daily.

You gotta pull back and also get towards where the foreskin creases with the head.

but yeah, just wash

Yeah I only get smegma if I go a day or 2 no showers like camping or something, and I had NO SMEGMA, but she squeezed some out from under the skin.

Just thought I'd share.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Yeah I only get smegma if I go a day or 2 no showers like camping or something, and I had NO SMEGMA, but she squeezed some out from under the skin.

Just thought I'd share.

She's telling you to wash, dumbass.

Plus, you just want totse to know a girl touched your penis!!!

I don't give a flying fuck.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Yeah I only get smegma if I go a day or 2 no showers like camping or something, and I had NO SMEGMA, but she squeezed some out from under the skin.



So basically what you're saying is she's a magician?

Fucking nasty. Get your shit cut you dirty philistine.

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, moisture, bacteria and oils that ooze through the skin. Sorry but she didn't squeeze some "tubes" forcing some out, you just missed a spot washing or have some odd skin pouches in there

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

I do wash! It was like smegma DUCTS!

Smegma is the product of bacteria and sweat pal!

Smegma ducts...Next thing you'll tell me is you've got an eight incher!