They always finish last? There is No scientific evidence behind this statement, its just simply fact.

discuss...

No, women finish last. At least, if you're doing it right... It's in, out, in, out, repeat until you cum, roll over, right?

That's what MY instructions say, at least...

Only losers LET themselves finish last, son.

thats one interpretation of finish last, and thats just not cricket, thats not being the gentlemen. the gentlemen makes sure she gets it first. But i digress

The gentleman fucks like a wet sock.

He gets himself off first, but makes sure that she gets off orally first, or knows how to get hard, again.

That's how you finish first... Good oral skills, buddy.

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

They always finish last? There is No scientific evidence behind this statement, its just simply fact.

discuss...

Are you trying to say that there's something in relationships between men and women that is axiomatic?

Bwahahaha!

from wiki:

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An axiomatic system is said to be consistent if it lacks contradiction, i.e. the ability to derive both a statement and its negation from the system's axioms.

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SO I think you mean is this a complete given thing, somethign as true as gravity. Um no. And also thanks for posting first gus, you came to a new more literal angle than I meant (but 100% valid and appreciated ). I more meant do girls want friendship with nice girls but sexy time with nasty men...

[b][i]Michael

[This message has been edited by MJR deus (edited 12-20-2006).]

Girls would rather a nice guy over a jerk. But though, jerks will usually end up getting the girl because they take the "chance" to ask her out.

If a guy doesn't put himself in the position, he'll never get anything. That also means being a NICE MAN and actually having a life.

It's all a game, and thankfully the MAN team already has a guide for playing against WOMEN.

I meant exactly what I said. To clear things up for your benefit.

quote:Axiomatic:

adjective

Evident without proof or argument; "an axiomatic truth"; "we hold these truths to be self-evident"

At least this version of the seriously, seriously overdone topic is intelligent.

Gustave is right. Putting yourself in a position and actually DOING it is the point. There's a large difference between attitude (nice/jerk) and bravery/cowardice (despite these correlating in various forms).

Women DIG confidence. Confidence is what "nice" guys lack, and "jerks" have in DROVES.

If you want to experiment, though, go to a party with people you don't know, and just be outgoing and nice.

If you don't leave that party with a girl in your arms, or at least three numbers, then you did something VERY VERY wrong.

Yeah. For instance I'm really attracted to several ladies at my school but I'm too intimidated to approach them. I tried acting like a cocky dick for a night and it totally worked but I hated acting like that. It's hard to balance the two.

[This message has been edited by Sanguinius (edited 12-20-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Sanguinius:

It's hard to balance the two.

A good balance comes with time, bud. Just understand that while women might hate you when you're too shy, they'll hate you even more when you're too much of a jerk.

But when you get that perfect balance, well, it's the sweet spot. And it's awesome. It's how a fat ass like myself can score as much as I want whenever I want. Learn it, live it, love it.

EDiT: Oh, and watch out for women that just are out to hurt you.

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-20-2006).]

Wow this is informative...but to go back to the point...how exactly gus does a wet sock fuck I am confused??How would a wet sock go about having sex?? and what would be its target?

Michael

MJR deus, I'd suggest you ask a female how a wet sock fucks, as I haven't fucked either a wet sock or a gentleman.

its true. Majority of girls think it is necessary for you to fight, argue, and act like you hate eachother. Then be nice for a couple days then do it all over again.

I blame soap operahs, those fucken shows destroy girls minds.

But there are a few girls who like to live a non dramatic life, and just enjoy the times you have togethor

http://www.securitypunk.com/articles/transmuting_beta_to_alpha.html

methinks being a lazy fuck and not putting in the work to win a girl doesnt make you nice it makes you lazy duh............................................... ...

Nice guys are just pricks with no balls.

Nice guys are boring, and have prissy parents who need to be impressed.

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

I blame soap operahs, those fucken shows destroy girls minds.

I got dumped once because our relationship didn't resemble one of those in "Sex and the City". Her words, seriously.

I'm glad that one ended when it did

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Nice guys are boring, and have prissy parents who need to be impressed.

So what, you'd rather an asshole like me with a mom like mine that is too busy kicking the shit out of other people online in Guild Wars?

Yeah, I am awesome, aren't I? Haha, ok, it's time I went and found someplace to sleep. Peace.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

So what, you'd rather an asshole like me with a mom like mine that is too busy kicking the shit out of other people online in Guild Wars?

Yeah, I am awesome, aren't I? Haha, ok, it's time I went and found someplace to sleep. Peace.

Now you're just twisting my words.

MJR, I'm going to quote one of your typos that isn't really a typo:

quote:girls want friendship with nice girls

There is no such thing as a 'nice guy'...there are insecure clingy losers who utilize the safety defense of 'nice' to mask their humanity; there are complete assholes that don't even bother hiding it...while still undesired by many women, they get more play because they atleast are HONEST about being an asshole; then, there are 'real men'...they don't hide in a fortress of nice-itude as do the insecure losers known as 'nice guys', nor do they lash out at the world for their shortcomings as do the irresponsible, yet charmingly honest 'assholes'. They take responsibility for themselves - if a woman isn't attracted, he will know it's not because she's a bitch, but because she's simply not into him.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Now you're just twisting my words.

Ooh, but aren't I indeed?

And I KNOW you love it...

I will never be a jerk. Not even a little bit of one. I don't care if it attracts women; I'm a nice person, and I'm going to stay that way.

That said... maybe other people have another idea of "nice", because girls quite like me (just not sexually except for that special one ).

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Ooh, but aren't I indeed?

And I KNOW you love it...

Such a noble persuit...

quote:Originally posted by V.I.D:

http:// www.securitypunk.com/articles/transmuting_beta_to_alpha.html[/url]



Great Article

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Such a noble persuit...

Sorry, I ain't a knight, and this armor isn't shiny. But hey, I've still got a horse, sword, and castle.

It's all about taking what you can get because reality is better than fantasy.

EDiT: And be careful how you roll them eyes, I didn't believe them all of that time ago when they told me, and NOW look how I'm stuck...

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-21-2006).]