I am totally stumped about what to get my girlfriend. I don't know if I should go naughty or nice. I was thinking maby something from Bath and Body Works; like a whole assorted thing of body lotion, bath beads, e.t.c. I know that 60% of totse has never actually had a girlfriend, but I'm hoping you guys in Sex and Affection can help me out.

Go look at the rest of the FUCKING THREADS ON THIS EXACT FUCKING TOPIC.

Give her buttsecks for christmas.

Gus, find me one on the first page you fuckass. Just cause you are apart of the 60% don't bitch here.

quote:Originally posted by Thus:

Gus, find me one on the first page you fuckass. Just cause you are apart of the 60% don't bitch here.

You dipshit, totse has a SEARCH feature for a reason...

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/025893.html http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/025768.html http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/025883.html

You want some more, stupid?

Yes, please use the search function next time.

quote:Originally posted by Thus:

...first page you fuckass....

The first page takes 2 days to fill up, at most. Threads on subsequent pages are just as relevant.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

The first page takes 2 days to fill up, at most. Threads on subsequent pages are just as relevant.

Exactly. Hell, maybe you could try the archives, too, eh?

And bumping an older thread won't be that bad as long as it isn't over a month old, and full of spam. In fact, WHY didn't you just bump and older thread?

Oh right, because you're a moron.

Well, this thread is now useless... How about you go and get your girlfriend a boyfriend that isn't a fucking twit?

Insulting another's intelligence isn't a way to get them to listen to you, Gus.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Insulting another's intelligence isn't a way to get them to listen to you, Gus.

Yeah, but it sure as hell makes things interesting! And really, that's all I care about in threads that have no merit for existing.

Of course, it might also be why I'm rather lonely... No wait, that's the AIDS and fat.

That would be your self-contempt talking, which is in turn fueling your blind rage.

Learn to control it, or take it out on a punching bag. I highly recommend boxing for anybody.

I also forgot to tell you what you need to hear. You're not a bad guy mate, some of the people on here worship you. Your physical condition is not fixed, you can change it with hard work if you wish to, and if you're serious about the aids, well, that's something somebody far more qualified than I should advise you on.

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quote:Originally posted by stab:

That would be your self-contempt talking, which is in turn fueling your blind rage.

Learn to control it, or take it out on a punching bag. I highly recommend boxing for anybody.

...Or it's my attempt at setting the focus of anger back on myself to increase the amount of attention I am given, thus increase my e-penis size as well as ego...

But boxing is rather fun. Although I don't like the bags. Padded gloves and a nice strong stone wall anyday.

Hmm, probably a more accurate description! And a wall hey... it seems you are more advanced than I, mentally and physically.

*tips hat to you*

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Hmm, probably a more accurate description! And a wall hey... it seems you are more advanced than I, mentally and physically.

*tips hat to you*

Oh no, I just don't own a bag, have access to one, and the timing needed to work one. Sorry if I came off sounding anymore of a man than you are, but I've done what I can to get what I want.

But anyways, you want to help this guy out? I'm sure I've already gone and made him never want to speak to me again...

I think between us we've helped him so. Let us leave this thread to rest in peace.