so i like this guy... but how do i get him??

he's really shy, so i need some tips so i can make him want me so bad he wont hav any choice but fuck with me!

so any good tips boys?

style? (remember, this is a hippyish/shy guy, not some manwhore)

body?

flirting (what makes you crazy)?

socially (should i look like a social butterfly in front of him and take initiative, or have a mysterious independent hard to get thing goin on?)

help me out guys!!!

Shy guys = latent homosexuals.

first of all do you talk to him? and if you do

idk shy girls are the hardest to get but the only way i would do anything is if you became friends with me and invited me over and flirted with me or something like that and then i would get turned on but i dont know any other way.

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Sit on his lap, and tell him "Let's talk about the first thing that POPS up." You KNOW that it'll work, and it'll work DAMN WELL.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Sit on his lap, and tell him "Let's talk about the first thing that POPS up." You KNOW that it'll work, and it'll work DAMN WELL.

Haha! That's line I used on one of my old friends before we became more than just friends.

She sat on my lap just playing around and then I said "Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up"

Apparantly she had never heard it before and she found it hilarious.

[Edit:] To answer your question: I find attractive in a girl:

Tits

Pussy

Ass

An insatiable hunger for my cock

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Troll.

just bc she has one post doesn't make her troll everyone has to start some time

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Sit on his lap, and tell him "Let's talk about the first thing that POPS up." You KNOW that it'll work, and it'll work DAMN WELL.



I'm still not sure how you can make the oldest and lamest stuff funny...but you can.

Just start talking to him. Make it so obvious that you like him, everyone can tell.

quote:Originally posted by Five to One:



I'm still not sure how you can make the oldest and lamest stuff funny...but you can.

Hmmm... It's a gift?

Seriously, if a girl did that to you, though, what would YOU say/think/do?

I know I'D pop a boner like nothing else.

make the first move, dont be affraid to touch him, as much as possible

ya just make the first move

quote:Originally posted by Bestechung:

just bc she has one post doesn't make her troll everyone has to start some time

With a name like totsewhore?

quote:Originally posted by stab:

With a name like totsewhore?

Hmmm, looks like we have some damning evidence.

Usually it's the guy that's in this situation. Weird.

Literacy is a must, and i'm usually attracted to girls who are talkative/not afraid to give their oppinion. (i'm more of an introvert, so i guess me finding extrovertedness attractive makes sense.) Intelligence is also a big thing for me, call me picky but my girl needs to have a quick wit and the brains to back it up. i'm fairly clingy, so i don't mind a little clingyness or possesiveness. a little, mind you. Oh, and of course, said girl needs to be just as dominant as i am, it's no fun taking the lead all the time. (i think i'm a closet submissive, but meh, oh well.)

And lucky me, i've found someone with the perfect mix of all above attributes. life is good.

quote:Originally posted by Psionicist:

Literacy is a must, and i'm usually attracted to girls who are talkative/not afraid to give their oppinion. (i'm more of an introvert, so i guess me finding extrovertedness attractive makes sense.) Intelligence is also a big thing for me, call me picky but my girl needs to have a quick wit and the brains to back it up. i'm fairly clingy, so i don't mind a little clingyness or possesiveness. a little, mind you. Oh, and of course, said girl needs to be just as dominant as i am, it's no fun taking the lead all the time. (i think i'm a closet submissive, but meh, oh well.)

And lucky me, i've found someone with the perfect mix of all above attributes. life is good.

Sounds exactly like me. I didn't know there were girls out there like that that even EXIST. I've never come across one.

Show him those titties and let him in that pussy, and he will like you.

** Deuce Omen

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Sounds exactly like me. I didn't know there were girls out there like that that even EXIST. I've never come across one.

Mine lives in Boise, Idaho. I live in New York. They're all out there in the northwest, dude. Trust me. It's only a matter of WAITING until i'm able to move out there with her and do the whole engagement thing.

Go up to him grab his dick rape it and he'll love you.

Also rape his parents if you can

Walk up and start making out with him.

I'm a shy guy, so my opinion will probably be the only one that matters. I generally like girls who dress approriate, but not business, and limited accessories. She should be a natural, body weight will vary, but the normal weight for a women is to where you cant see her ribs, but you can feel with little pressure. She will have to be the one to take initiative, but not aggressive, not anything to cutesy.

I'd suggest being yourself.

Either that, or look more like Lauren.