Well me and my ex gf has promised to buy each other gifts this year.Shes buying a expensize cologne i want and im buyin her some stupid pair of sneakers she wants.We were seein each other for about a year but never had sex.Just make out and stuff.But shes not a virgin by a longshot.So basically I just want to fuck her.Shes coming to my house like next week to drop by the gift but she told me she is going to leave quick so i wont try anything.But ofcourse im going to try something anyway.What do you think i should do seduce her into having sex.From the moment i open the door? Can i have some realistic anwers please.

If you weren't able to seduce her in the time you were together for a year, doubt anything you do will change it.

She never wanted to fuck you, I wouldn't even buy her the fucking shoes. Move on with your life.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

If you weren't able to seduce her in the time you were together for a year, doubt anything you do will change it.

She never wanted to fuck you, I wouldn't even buy her the fucking shoes. Move on with your life.



No im going to fuck her.Whether she likes it or not.

Chloroform.

quote:Originally posted by Lobo:

Can i have some realistic anwers please.

And no.

Hahahaahahahahahahah!

quote:Originally posted by Lobo:



she is going to leave quick so i wont try anything.But ofcourse im going to try something anyway.





Fucking classic.



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quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Hahahaahahahahahahah!

Fucking classic.





Yeah man.She knows how i get down she's practically asking for it.

Well if you didn't CHOOSE celibacy in the relationship and it never happened, it probably won't now. Me and my ex have had sex after we broke up but nowhere near as much as we did when we were together.

Your ex sounds like a bit of a slut, and if you couldnt get laid within a YEAR, then chances are you arent going to get laid in the 10-20 minutes that she spends with you to exchange gifts. So either get some chloroform(sp?)or its just gonna be you and your hand, buddy.

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quote:Originally posted by Lobo:



No im going to fuck her.Whether she likes it or not.

That sounds slightly psychotic

Booze. A quick injection of everclear into her heart directly, and she'll be all yours.

quote:Originally posted by moss2455:

That sounds slightly psychotic

I love the way totse regards rape as "slightly psychotic" because anyone else i know who hears about it think its disgusting and vile and all that crap. i love totse

Oh yeah to the OP: Girls basically need to trust you heaps and heaps to be able to get off really well (most of the time anyway) so if you do something really romantic (go through old chick flicks for ideas). And set that up for when she comes over and do the candle lit dinner bullshit and then see if you can get some after she thinks your really nice and special and crap like that

EDIT: Forgot to address the OP

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You could pull that dick out and slap her on her cheeks until either she suck it.. or get the fuck out... It is a realistic option since she would probably get the fuck out anyway whatever you do so it might be the closest your dick will get to her mouth in any possible way!

Good luck my friend!

^It's obvious this guy's resources are limited, and that he is probably in his teens. Not sure he can pull anything like that off. Also teenage bitches don't really appreciate shit like that.

Furthermore, the mother fucker couldn't seal the deal with a fucking year time frame. How can you call this girl a slut, and how can you in your right mind think this faggot can get her to sleep with him after 30 minutes when they are broken up?

She was probably cheating on you the entire time with a black guy that has a huge cock.

You are a loser.

I'm sorry to be the one to point this out to you.

Invite her in for wine/beer/vodka shots, get her drunk off her ass, and go down on that bitch.

Other than that, fuck it (no pun intended).

when she arrives u get out of the shower and "accidentally" don't wear a towel. then don't make a big deal out of it ask her if she wants a shower then bam knock her over the head.

your pathetic kid,how old are you?

quote:Originally posted by Lobo:



No im going to fuck her.Whether she likes it or not.

Ooh, I'm so hoping your christmas gift from her will be a kick in the balls, mace spray to the face and a handbag sized knife to the spleen..

As said, you were so shit you couldnt get into her pants in a fucking year, what makes you think you'll be any good now?