I want to give my girl friend a great orgasm by eating her out...Any tips on how I can do that?

Use a spoon.

The more expensive the restaurant, the better.

Haha Well thanks

Read the Bloody Fucking Archives, NIGGA! (http://tinyurl.com/ydxlna)

does anyone remember that great guide, posted here a while ago, i think by Outkast, on this very subject. i wish i saved it, it was very informative.

It's not very hard...

Licky Licky



[This message has been edited by gam3r_with_revenge (edited 12-18-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by vazilizaitsev89:

havent eaten a chick out in a LOOONG time. but, if grabbing of the hair is a good sign. I got my best friend off just by sucking on her size D tits

*drools*

and she told me to stop fingering her b/c her clit was too sensitive. good sign? I think so





now that the thread is in a differnet direction relate the story good sir!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Read the Bloody Fucking Archives, NIGGA! (http://tinyurl.com/ydxlna)

I find it ironically hilarious that in the archived thread you pointed us to, you told the Op to read the archives, and then presented another link

quote:Originally posted by xian:

I find it ironically hilarious that in the archived thread you pointed us to, you told the Op to read the archives, and then presented another link

...Which isn't working anymore, and I know that because I tried it... Hah!

Oh well, though, seriously now, the archives are archived for a bloody reason!

quote:Originally posted by TruthWielder:



now that the thread is in a differnet direction relate the story good sir!

hahah...well, we were talking about eating out correct? I havent done so in a long time. and I read in the thread that if the girl you're eating grabs your hair, its a good sign. well when I was sucking on the tits, she grabbed my hair repeatedly. that's how it relates

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

It's not very hard...

dude, thats cause ur girlfriend orgasms over pictures of cats

quote:Originally posted by vazilizaitsev89:

hahah...well, we were talking about eating out correct? I havent done so in a long time. and I read in the thread that if the girl you're eating grabs your hair, its a good sign. well when I was sucking on the tits, she grabbed my hair repeatedly. that's how it relates

He meant tell the story moron.

Tap her clit with your lips/tongue and do it while your fingering her. Trust me, she'll go nuts if you can do it right.

quote:Originally posted by reject:

Use a spoon.

Remember to cook her first...

Crimson Smoke's famous guide (road tested by Silky Smooth) (http://tinyurl.com/yk64bq)

http://tinyurl.com/93znl

Read, learn it.. love it

edit: DAMN YOU JACK! beat me to it.

[This message has been edited by outcast234 (edited 12-19-2006).]

^^^^ No fucking way! People have still got that?! I actually lost it. *bookmarks*

Tell me, have either you [outcast], or Jack tried using that guide? Did it work?

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

He meant tell the story moron.

*sigh* if you wish....

I had brought her over to my house, w/ absolutely no intention of doing anything at all. (seriously) She was sitting in my computer chair, legs spread. I was laying on my bed (room is small, so I could lay on my bed w/ my head between her legs). She began to rub my back/hip area (turns me on for some reason, and she knows this).

So after I knew she was enjoying herself in doing this, I picked myself up, and started to kiss her. I proceeded down her shirt, lifted it up (she asked that I did not remove shirt/bra) and start playing, sucking, what have you. As I was doing this, she did not utter a sound (she was nervous as to whether or not my mom would come home), BUT she did grab my hair, alot.

There was no sex afterwards, but it was still very good.

quote:Originally posted by stealth_15:

dude, thats cause ur girlfriend orgasms over pictures of cats

>^. .^<

Also, to be on topic, I must say that MLoR is awesome at it. Ask for his technique.

Don't slobber too much...I HATE that.

i refuse to eat out chicks, unless the pussy is picture perfect

like 2 pancakes slapped togethor

not a dirty double big mac thrown togethor in a couple seconds

quote:Originally posted by crimsonsmoke:

^^^^ No fucking way! People have still got that?! I actually lost it. *bookmarks*

Tell me, have either you [outcast], or Jack tried using that guide? Did it work?

I'm always up for something different in the bed.. so I tried this guy word for word on a couple different people.

It works, but the largest thing is, it's all about the timing.. and when to do something again after a few mins to make her want it even more.

But.. they call that practice, and practice makes perfect.



(excuse the post if it's in coherent)

quote:Originally posted by vazilizaitsev89:

havent eaten a chick out in a LOOONG time. but, if grabbing of the hair is a good sign. I got my best friend off just by sucking on her size D tits

*drools*

and she told me to stop fingering her b/c her clit was too sensitive. good sign? I think so





good sign?!?! I think NOT. when a girl asks you to stop fingering her because her clit is too sensative the majority of the time it means that she isnt turned on enough and direct stimulation hurts her. its not untill she's actually aroused that direct clitoral stimulation is bareable for many girls. either that or you just went too hard too fast resulting in "over-stimulation".

either way-not a huge bragging point.



[This message has been edited by AquaxMan (edited 12-20-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

i refuse to eat out chicks, unless the pussy is picture perfect

not a dirty double big mac thrown togethor in a couple seconds

In regards to the second half... What kind of girls do you sleep with bro?? Ew..

On the first... Your dick isn't picture perfect... I garen-fucking-tee it bitch.

I thought this was a guide on eating toast. How dissapointed I was.

Hood of Clitoris (thingy with the cool pattern on it, above actual vaginal opening). Suck on it so that it is almost 'stuck' in your mouth. move tongue sideways as fast as possible. You can take that shit to the bank.

Second star to the right, and straight on till morning.

Always oil your chopsticks first, and make sure to bring EXTRA wasabi!!