So I've been thinking about bleaching my vagina and asshole because they are both dark. do guys prefer girls with pink assholes and pink vagina?

If you're serious, that's horrifying.

Women in porn often wear makeup/possibly bleach down there, to get that pinky pink look.

Porn doesn't exactly reflect real life.

[This message has been edited by Flock (edited 12-18-2006).]

^ I realize that, but is it true that guys like it?

OMG!! My sister had that done to her ass!!!

Don't do it, she said it hurt REALLY bad and that her ass was REALLY sensitive for like 3 weeks. She said that pooping hurt so bad that she got really constipated from holding it in and then...Well I'm sure you can imagine the rest.

Seriously, how many guys are going to inspect your privates up close and out of those guys...How many are going to go, "Oh damn if only her pussy/ass was rosy and pink! Her darker hue has just RUINED my erection!"

quote:Originally posted by Flock:



Porn doesn't exactly reflect real life.



On the other hand it certainly influences and shapes male sexual preferences.

By the age of 18, most guys have seen about 10000 female porn stars naked, but less then 10 girls in real life naked. Give or take.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

OMG!! My sister had that done to her ass!!!

Don't do it, she said it hurt REALLY bad and that her ass was REALLY sensitive for like 3 weeks. She said that pooping hurt so bad that she got really constipated from holding it in and then...Well I'm sure you can imagine the rest.

Seriously, how many guys are going to inspect your privates up close and out of those guys...How many are going to go, "Oh damn if only her pussy/ass was rosy and pink! Her darker hue has just RUINED my erection!"

yikes, she probably got some of that shit from the salons that irritate the anus. I've got this natural stuff with kojic acid.

No she had it done by a professional.

thats what im saying^ thats the same stuff they use, it has hydroquonie (sp?)

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

By the age of 18, most guys have seen about 10000 female porn stars naked, but less then 10 girls in real life naked. Give or take.

I'm not 18 yet, and have been exposed to a similar amount, but I'm not about to find a girl icky if she fails to have a bright pink goo hole.

And to the OP, if you got your nether regions bleached, you'd probably have to bleach your nipples to match as well, because all that hair/skin colour/genital colour thing is usually all matched.

Plus, if my opinion as a mere female is worth anything (I do like a good cunny), natural colour turns me on far more. Ditto women without surgery as opposed to a plasticized doll.

I have heard of nipple bleaching but they arent really dark, they are naturally a pinkish light toffee color so I dont have a problem with their pigment.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

By the age of 18, most guys have seen about 10000 female porn stars naked, but less then 10 girls in real life naked. Give or take.

By the age of 18, if you haven't gone to a titty bar, you're screwed.

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This is only something you'd want to do if it'd make YOU feel better. Really, if it was me, I wouldn't give a shit what color it was (within reason, as bright green things on a person's body has a way of making me ask questions) as I'd be too busy licking and fucking it.

But to each their own, I guess.

it would only make me feel better if it made if it were a preference by people.if not, i wont bother.

I don't care at all. I doubt other guys do.

Then again, I'm pretty strange. :shrug:

Honestly, I think pinker is better then darker. But it's not like I'd turn anything down just because its dark. And I'm not in the least bit sure that bleaching would help the problem at all. And it could go wrong, easily. I wouldnt do it if I were you.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

it would only make me feel better if it made if it were a preference by people.if not, i wont bother.

Unless you're walking around with no panties on, trying tp pick up men with your pussy and ass as the main selling point it won't make a difference.

Try working on your cock sucking skills, as well as being verbal in bed.

I already know how to do all that^.

Only bleach your ass if there is a big dark spot around it. It makes me think girls don't know how to wipe their ass.

well mine is brown, like most peoples so i guess ill have to bleach it^.

If it looks ugly the way it is bleach it.

Yes it looks more attractive, but don't do it.

Post pics so we can judge better!

Pics or GTFO

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

By the age of 18, if you haven't gone to a titty bar, you're screwed. At least in the U.S. you can't go into a bar until you're 21...

If lighter was better than people with a tan would not be considered attractive. For that matter, anyone of dark skin wouldn't be considered attractive.

It doesn't matter, it is ridiculous. Wouldn't worry about it. Unless you are a vain bitch that deserves death anyways, go for it.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

I already know how to do all that^.

Then you really should be fine. Maybe learn more about anal play, and try and use/give that more.

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quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:

At least in the U.S. you can't go into a bar until you're 21...

Strip joints are usually good about being 18+ if there isn't any booze on the place.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

OMG!!

Seriously, how many guys are going to inspect your privates up close and out of those guys...How many are going to go, "Oh damn if only her pussy/ass was rosy and pink! Her darker hue has just RUINED my erection!"

http://www.mypole.co.uk/mingestyling.htm



A "How to" how to bleach your coochy

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

OMG!! My sister had that done to her ass!!!

Don't do it, she said it hurt REALLY bad and that her ass was REALLY sensitive for like 3 weeks. She said that pooping hurt so bad that she got really constipated from holding it in and then...Well I'm sure you can imagine the rest.

Seriously, how many guys are going to inspect your privates up close and out of those guys...How many are going to go, "Oh damn if only her pussy/ass was rosy and pink! Her darker hue has just RUINED my erection!"

Damn dude you must be incredibly close to your sister if she's telling shit like that to you.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Damn dude you must be incredibly close to your sister if she's telling shit like that to you.

Women usually are that kinda close, man. It's a girl thing. Heh.

Unfortunately my sister has no inner monologue, so she tells everyone everything about her life.

She and I aren't actually that close at all...I'd like to be, but she sides with my parents...Who hate me.

quote:Originally posted by LovesRequiem:

Yes it looks more attractive, but don't do it.

how am i supposed not to do it with comments like this? you just said its more attractive.



I would like to most pics but I can't because I am a minor.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

how am i supposed not to do it with comments like this? you just said its more attractive.



I would like to most pics but I can't because I am a minor.

How are you? You understand that only a few people care about the color of your ass and pussy when they've got the chance to see it?

Seriously now, unless you base so very much of your life around what a few people will think about you, don't waste your time.

Im 16.



only a few people? have you done surveys or something.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

Im 16.



only a few people? have you done surveys or something.

Yeah, I have. It's called "Only a stupid bitch would think that people will care about the color of her taint and puss.", if you want, I can post the results up here, but in short, so few men (and women) care about the color of your crouch when they're getting the chance to use it for their pleasure that you'd be stupid to waste your time.

Hell, it's only going to get dark again within a few weeks time.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

I would like to most pics but I can't because I am a minor.

Legality is a big concern on the site that is #1 result when Googling "how to make a bomb"

I care what people think because Im going to be having sex.

back in a few weeks? this is supposed to permanelty change pigmentation.

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

Legality is a big concern on the site that is #1 result when Googling "how to make a bomb"

I could be arrested for distributing child porn I am NOT kidding, it has happened to teens before.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

I care what people think because Im going to be having sex.

back in a few weeks? this is supposed to permanelty change pigmentation.

Uh, you must not understand how skin works, silly girl...

Your skin "sheds" layers each day. What you'll be doing is changing the color of the top-most layers of skin. The pigmentation will be affected for no more than a week or two, at most.

So unless the pussy has some sort of magical skin that never grows and cleans itself that way, nor your anus for that matter, you'll need to be doing this twice monthly. Have fun with that.

oh well its a big jar.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

how am i supposed not to do it with comments like this? you just said its more attractive.

You sound like me. I can't stand being inadequate in any part of my life, even if it's something as small as genital color. That's not healthy, though - seriously, unless he's really strange, he won't mind. If he finds you attractive enough to have sex with, genital color won't change his mind. Also note that out of everyone who posted in this thread, only one person thought it was more attractive... everyone else doesn't care.

Your body, your choice, though.



quote:I would like to most pics but I can't because I am a minor.

It wouldn't be illegal if they weren't sexual in nature; no fingering yourself, but if it's just for purposes of inspecting pigmentation it's alright. I wouldn't, though... they'll probably still be circulating on Totse four years from now if you do.

Then again, this isn't SG. Maybe not.

are you kidding? i am very well read on child-porn laws, they are arresting people for nudists pics with girls under 18 that are not sexual in nature as child porn. the definiton of child porn also includes "close-up or lasvcious depictions of the genitals" so i would automatically be defined as child porn.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Also note that out of everyone who posted in this thread, only one person thought it was more attractive... everyone else doesn't care.



actually 2, some guy said if it looks better, do it. 2 out of 30 something replies, thats a still a pretty lage chunk of the male population.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

are you kidding? i am very well read on child-porn laws, they are arresting people for nudists pics with girls under 18 that are not sexual in nature as child porn. the definiton of child porn also includes "close-up or lasvcious depictions of the genitals" so i would automatically be defined as child porn.

Wow, I guess the gynecology section of the John Hopkins website is actually a child pornography page!

I really doubt* you'd get any trouble for a few non-sexual pictures of yourself posted on an online forum. Aludin spammed HB with pictures of four-year-olds being anally raped, and he isn't arrested yet.

*But I have been known to be wrong. Occasionally.

Anyway, there's really no point to posting pictures. I don't think it would change anyone's opinion.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

actually 2, some guy said if it looks better, do it. 2 out of 30 something replies, thats a still a pretty lage chunk of the male population.

Large enough to matter? I mean, I would understand if like half the replies said it was gross to have a non-pink vagina... but even the ones in favor didn't say that it was gross if you didn't. Did they?

If you think it will look better then go for it, it doesn't really matter that much though. Exactly how dark is it now?

well its pink on top but on the bottom is like a dark purplish color.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by Dissed:

are you kidding? i am very well read on child-porn laws, they are arresting people for nudists pics with girls under 18 that are not sexual in nature as child porn. the definiton of child porn also includes "close-up or lasvcious depictions of the genitals" so i would automatically be defined as child porn.

Wow, I guess the gynecology section of the John Hopkins website is actually a child pornography page!

I really doubt* you'd get any trouble for a few non-sexual pictures of yourself posted on an online forum. Aludin spammed HB with pictures of four-year-olds being anally raped, and he isn't arrested yet.

*But I have been known to be wrong. Occasionally.

Anyway, there's really no point to posting pictures. I don't think it would change anyone's opinion.

that is different when you are a medical school you can get away with that. you cant honestly tell me they would treat a gynecology school the same as a normal citizen.

People are getting arrested for having non-nude pictures of under 18 models. but like i said, they define sexual as closeups and explicit depctions of the genitals.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

People are getting arrested for having non-nude pictures of under 18 models.

If you say so.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

^ I realize that, but is it true that guys like it?

what do you think? pink personifies pleasure. of course we would like it. it's a natural male response. just as a red cloth stimulates angst in a bull. god why is everyone so fucking blonde?

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by Dissed:

People are getting arrested for having non-nude pictures of under 18 models.

If you say so.

have you not heard of those teen/pre-teen modeling sites with girls in skimpy outfits and lingere?

quote:Originally posted by eXo5:

what do you think? pink personifies pleasure. of course we would like it. it's a natural male response. just as a red cloth stimulates angst in a bull. god why is everyone so fucking blonde?

well see that proves it right there, you can say guys dont care but obviously they do.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

well see that proves it right there, you can say guys dont care but obviously they do.

I know I'm sure that I don't care. But hell, woman, if you wanna go rub your ass and puss in bleech twice a month, go RIGHT ahead.

Seriously, this isn't that big of an issue... Do what YOU want to do, and watch as NO ONE COMMENTS ON HOW PINK YOUR PUSSY IS. ;P

why did that guy above say so much about it then?^

Honey, just live your life for the outward validation of others.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Honey, just live your life for the outward validation of others.

Yeah! Get over here and I'll help you dye that pussy WHITE. I've got two full bottles, too. ;o

it still doesnt answer why there are people in this thread who said they prefer it.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

have you not heard of those teen/pre-teen modeling sites with girls in skimpy outfits and lingere?

Yeah. I've also only heard of one person getting in trouble over it... and he was acquitted. Running a big-time site dedicated to the subject is a lot different than one person posting pics of herself in a single topic in a relatively small forum. :shrug: Like I said, though, it wouldn't change anyone's opinion.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

it still doesnt answer why there are people in this thread who said they prefer it.

What color hair do you prefer in a man? Eyes? Penis size?

There are people that prefer many, many things, girl. Hell, I've got a VERY UNHEALTHY attraction for women that are smart... It'll be the death of me, but though, it's just one of those strange things that some people have...

Some men want a pink pussy. The rest of us, though, don't give a shit. It couldn't hurt, at least, to try. It will most likely end up burning you. Come back and tell us so we can laugh at you. It's only right.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

it still doesnt answer why there are people in this thread who said they prefer it.

Oh dear...

well if SOME men do then maybe i should so i dont horrify anyone.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

well if SOME men do then maybe i should so i dont horrify anyone.

Hahaha... Horrify anyone...

The ONLY man you'd horrify would be your father, girl.

Those virgins that have ONLY seen internet pussy wouldn't even give a fucking half-tailed rolling donut shit, girl.

In fact, the only men that'd really care are those men that are as stupid as you. So perhaps you should try it, eh?

i doubt my father would even care hes a drug addict and drunk ive only met him twice.



I dont wanna have sex with virgins, ew.



Im not stupid im just insecure, big difference.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

I dont wanna have sex with virgins, ew.

Yeah, so why would you care what only virgins thought...? Oh, right...

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

Im not stupid im just insecure, big difference.

Yeah, sure there is... But if you were smart, you'd have figured out why, exactly, my point is completely correct.

So, you're still stupid until otherwise.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



On the other hand it certainly influences and shapes male sexual preferences.

By the age of 18, most guys have seen about 10000 female porn stars naked, but less then 10 girls in real life naked. Give or take.

You'll have to invert those figures for me.

well its HARD, i mean you hear people in this thread saying they prefer it, obviously people DO give a shit.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

well its HARD, i mean you hear people in this thread saying they prefer it, obviously people DO give a shit.

Of course SOME people are going to CARE about it, but though, I really don't think that a single man in this thread would turn down your willing cock holes because it wasn't pink.

If you find me a man that will for that reason, I'll show you a fucking flipping faggot.

I got to say this sounds like one dumb bitch, or one hell of a troll.

Which is it Dissed?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Which is it Dissed?

I think she's really just too insecure for her own good... She really does just need to stop living up everyone else's butt, and get DOWN AND DIRTY.

Which means things aren't going to look pink and happy always. Try it once, hate it. Then be nice and natural.

Although girls with small tits have NO EXCUSE now that implants are so cheap. NONE AT ALL!!

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

well its pink on top but on the bottom is like a dark purplish color.

Ew.

I wouldnt fuck a chick if she wasnt pink.

That was a joke, obviously.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I got to say this sounds like one dumb bitch, or one hell of a troll.

Which is it Dissed?

neither

If it's pink and purple it sounds good, it's not like dark red is it? It's not like someone is going to turn it down if it is though.

Face/body pics and then we'll tell you if it even matters.

If you're ugly, a pretty cooch won't save your life.

Post pictures your face and we can tell you if it'll fit you or not. 95% of male totseans know what hot girl looks like, not because we know any, but because we masturbate using our hands and watching pornography. We all like the feeling of cumming, who doesn't? Most of us do drugs and masturbate.

Why did I go into detail so much? Because I am highzorz.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

neither

The question was setup for you to own up to one or the other. By answering neither, you are indicating that you are a dumb bitch and a troll.

Just shhhhh, adults are talking little girl. Go get molsted please while I figure out a way to make you permanently shut the fuck up.

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

Post pictures your face and we can tell you if it'll fit you or not. 95% of male totseans know what hot girl looks like, not because we know any, but because we masturbate using our hands and watching pornography. We all like the feeling of cumming, who doesn't? Most of us do drugs and masturbate.

Why did I go into detail so much? Because I am highzorz.

ok heres a face pic:

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7154/picture548nk8.jpg

^Wow, you got dumb bitch written all over that face.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

ok heres a face pic:

http://im g90.images hack.us/img90/7154/picture548nk8.jpg (http: //img90.im ageshack.u s/img90/71 54/picture 548nk8.jpg )

Your hair is disgusting looking. Go dye it back to the original color, because you look like a bloody fucking whore that just wants to get fucked.

Ugh, it's women like you that make men want to go gay. :\

well i do just wanna get fucked..

besides my hair looks way better blonde than as a brunette.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

well i do just wanna get fucked..

besides my hair looks way better blonde than as a brunette.

Oh god, you must be blind, then. You look fucking nasty!

But alrighty then, if you want to look like a tramp... But it isn't going to get you any good cock. You'll get the loser cock that no other girl will touch.

At least they'll be able to enjoy your pink pussy and anus, eh?

what the hell? are you saying marylin monroe was ugly and skanky looking cause she was a bleached blonde? you are more shallow than me.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

what the hell? are you saying marylin monroe was ugly and skanky looking cause she was a bleached blonde? you are more shallow than me.

Marylin Monroe didn't look like a fucking crackwhore, love.

how come? she had bleached hair, you are prejudiced against that. what makes me look like a crack whore.

Comparing yourself to Marilyn Monroe is a bit bold, don't you think?

i just using an example of a pretty person with bleached hair, he seems to be biased againt it.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

how come? she had bleached hair, you are prejudiced against that. what makes me look like a crack whore.

Hmm... Your dark eyebrows along with your rather plain face. That annoying looking stare you've got plastered on your face, and just the way you look like some really cheap blow up doll.

Hell, you could have at least gone and dyed your bloody eyebrows too, you dumb bitch. :\

~~~

http://www.pjs.net/wr/Marilyn/dl/Pix/Marilyn-Monroe-11.jpg

Notice how her eyebrows don't look nearly as much like black shitstains on her forehead. She also isn't staring at the camera like it's about to attack and rape her.

Oh, and would it KILL you to smile? :\

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-19-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

what the hell? are you saying marylin monroe was ugly and skanky looking cause she was a bleached blonde? you are more shallow than me.

Marilyn (http://tinyurl.com/ya6c43)

You (http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7154/picture548nk8.jpg)

You don't even compare to Marilyn Monroe. She was good looking, you are not.

Crack Junkie (http://tinyurl.com/yb66cx)

You (http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7154/picture548nk8.jpg)

Where did Gus ever say people with bleached hair were skanks?

here is marylin with some "shit-stained" eyebrows:

http://www.celebrities.pl/marilyn_monroe/marilyn4.jpg

quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

Where did Gus ever say people with bleached hair were skanks?

"Your hair is disgusting looking. Go dye it back to the original color, because you look like a bloody fucking whore that just wants to get fucked."

i have bleached hair.

there you go.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

"Your hair is disgusting looking. Go dye it back to the original color, because you look like a bloody fucking whore that just wants to get fucked."

i have bleached hair.

there you go.

You know, though, it very well might just be that I truly though you have disgusting hair, ever think about that, smart one?

Really, you'd make a rather stunning redhead, but being blonde does NOTHING for you.

redhead? jeez i would look like a ginger because I have freckles.

why do you think I have digusting hair? the only thing you can obviously find disgusting is the color. so like i said you mus tnot like bleached hair.

and by the way you talk you sound british, they say youre all gay anyway.

Jesus Christ...I hope you guys are happy, because the dumbassedness in this thread has caused me to take TWO valium for my anxiety and one percocet for the headache the dumbassedness has caused.

Seriously, though WTF?? To the OP: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!

Just say no to drugs and stay in school, always use condoms and stay away from irradiated food and you should be okay.



[This message has been edited by Xiao Mei (edited 12-19-2006).]

well whatever im gonna go hang myself

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

redhead? jeez i would look like a ginger because I have freckles.

why do you think I have digusting hair? the only thing you can obviously find disgusting is the color. so like i said you mus tnot like bleached hair.

and by the way you talk you sound british, they say youre all gay anyway.

I don't know why I don't like your hair, but I don't. It doesn't suit you... Are you done being a fucking wanker?

Oh, and I'm 100% American, thank you lass. But if you have a problem with the way I type, well, I think you might need to go get laid by one of those loser virgins you so want to do.

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Seriously, though WTF??

I could say the SAME THING... Why the hell did you need to pop some pills just because of us? Sounds like you're using this as an excuse...

*Takes away Xiao's bottle of booze* I'm telling your Husband!!

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

well whatever im gonna go hang myself

Well hey, just don't bleech your pussy and maybe I'll come and use your body while you're still warm.

I love some nice tasty purple pussy in the morning.



[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-19-2006).]

post yr pic,ugly.

I was KIDDING, gus...I took the pills before I read the thread. And I don't have any booze, because my husband wouldn't let me buy any. *sheds tear*

shutup stop spamming this thread.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

post yr pic,ugly.

Hmm? Hey now, I'm not the one going to bleech my anus.

Really, if a girl wanted me to have a bleech butthole, then I wouldn't even give her a second look.

Oh, but if you really want to see how ugly I am, go right ahead...

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2983/meonmybikewoohoogf8.jpg

Don't see why you want MY picture, though... But...

Have fun with that, and don't make your purple pussy anymore dirty.

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I was KIDDING, gus...I took the pills before I read the thread. And I don't have any booze, because my husband wouldn't let me buy any. *sheds tear*

I know that silly girl... You know I'd never tell your old man... I'd just punish you, myself.





[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-19-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Marylin Monroe didn't look like a fucking crackwhore, love.

Not a crackwhore, a dragqueen.

What I want to know is why is she even LOOKING at her butthole in the first place??

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

ok heres a face pic:

http://im g90.images hack.us/img90/7154/picture548nk8.jpg (http: //img90.im ageshack.u s/img90/71 54/picture 548nk8.jpg )

What the fuck did I just see? You sent my penis into the witness protection program!

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^Wow, you got dumb bitch written all over that face.

Amen brother.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

What I want to know is why is she even LOOKING at her butthole in the first place??

I once looked at mine... It wasn't very pretty, but really, I don't expect anyone to ever look at it.

If a girl is looking at it, she'd better be about to lick it, or go and finger fuck it for that anal-fun-fun during a blowjob otherwise it's her fault...

EDiT: Oh yeah, Dissed, are you too busy masturbating over my sexy bike to reply? I'm feeling lonely, now.

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-19-2006).]

I think the last two pages of this thread are a cry for attention. And by saying your hair looks skanky isn't saying he hates all bleached blondes. He hates your bleached blonde hair.

Carbon B was right

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

you got dumb bitch written all over that face.

http://tinyurl.com/yhlatm

[This message has been edited by woopsueypigs77 (edited 12-19-2006).]

She's gone and used my picture to masturbate over now, too... She just wants a little abuse....

I can turn that pussy RED, along with your ass.

There was a picture of you? Where?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



On the other hand it certainly influences and shapes male sexual preferences.

By the age of 18, most guys have seen about 10000 female porn stars naked, but less then 10 girls in real life naked. Give or take.

That ratio is 11 Billion to 3 for me...

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

There was a picture of you? Where?

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2983/meonmybikewoohoogf8.jpg

Are you fucking blind, that's a dude with a wig. It even writes like one for fuck's sakes

quote:Originally posted by eXo5:

just as a red cloth stimulates angst in a bull

Bulls are colorblind moron. It's ironic that you'd call other people stupid

[This message has been edited by Pilsu (edited 12-19-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

Are you fucking blind, that's a dude with a wig. It even writes like one for fuck's sakes

And there you go and ruin our fucking fun... :\

Gus, I'm wondering why the fuck you even have the ability to enter this forum, let alone actually call someone ugly. You should honestly be banned from any area of the internet where you might be able to critique someone's looks.

Seeing you talk about your sex life and watching your ego swell in countless threads makes me want to vomit. I want you to analyze your own picture for a moment and stop being such a cunt to Dissed for virtually no reason, especially on the grounds of how she looks.

Personally, I think she's ugly and vain, but you're still a twat.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Originally posted by oc6:

There was a picture of you? Where?

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Well...good to see you Gus.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

And there you go and ruin our fucking fun... :\

If only it was funny, I might have picked up on it huh.

I don't see the adam's apple though and couple of my friends say it looks like a woman to them.. I'm just gonna go ahead and wrap myself in my blanket of denial and pretend there isn't something that hideous in existence so uh, you go ahead and carry on doing whatever it was that you were doing

quote:Originally posted by The Genocide Machine:

I want you to analyze your own picture for a moment and stop being such a cunt to Dissed for virtually no reason, especially on the grounds of how she looks.

I already did. That's one of the worst pictures of myself I could find. I shows my fat ass, my fat belly, my stupid grin, and my lack of taste in clothing. I cropped the sandles out of the pictures, though, as I wanted to save myself that much trouble.

Now though, I'm being an asshole to her when I'm MERELY giving her my opinion? I think she looks fucking ugly with blonde hair. I think that she'd be a fucking moron to go and bleech her anus and pussy because she thinks it'll turn some men on.

How about this, though: Whoever the hell you are, why don't you go back into whatever hole you crawled out of, and stop pretending that you're defending some guy in drag from someone's opinion. I'm sorry that your life blows so many chunks that you feel the need to take it out on me, but I couldn't care anymore than to tell you off this one time.

So have a great life, while I have an even better one.

~~~

quote:Originally posted by oc6:



Well...good to see you Gus.

Ah, I'll show you a good picture if you ever get on chat again, love.

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

If only it was funny, I might have picked up on it huh.

Currently I'm still trying to get her to dye her hair red... It's a tough battle, but one worth fighting for!

I can't stress enough how little the color of a girls pussy and ass matters, as long as it's not like...green. I agree with gus though, I really don't like your blond hair. You would look better with red or black hair, possibly brown.

[This message has been edited by landspeed_presents (edited 12-19-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by landspeed_presents:

I can't stress enough how little the color of a girls pussy and ass matters, as long as it's not like...green. I agree with gus though, I really don't like your blond hair. You would look better with red or black hair, possibly brown. You have NO reason to apply such foreign products to yourself.

OOOOH! She's be a KILLER black head, pale skinned girl.

Anything buy blonde... UGH! Why do so many girls want to lighten their bloody hair? :\

Don't do it.

/thread

I have a dream that one day women will be judged by the content of their character, and not by the color of their vagina.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

I have a dream that one day women will be judged by the content of their character, and not by the color of their vagina.

damn it! i wasn't aware that we were being judged by the colour of our vaginas.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I already did. That's one of the worst pictures of myself I could find. I shows my fat ass, my fat belly, my stupid grin, and my lack of taste in clothing. I cropped the sandles out of the pictures, though, as I wanted to save myself that much trouble.

Now though, I'm being an asshole to her when I'm MERELY giving her my opinion? I think she looks fucking ugly with blonde hair. I think that she'd be a fucking moron to go and bleech her anus and pussy because she thinks it'll turn some men on.

How about this, though: Whoever the hell you are, why don't you go back into whatever hole you crawled out of, and stop pretending that you're defending some guy in drag from someone's opinion. I'm sorry that your life blows so many chunks that you feel the need to take it out on me, but I couldn't care anymore than to tell you off this one time.

So have a great life, while I have an even better one.

I'm interested in how the fuck you came up with half of your half-assed and thoughtless conclusions. First of all, one can easily be an asshole to another by "merely giving their opinion." I don't even know why you even bothered to say that. If I go up to someone and tell them they're a worthless crack addict and they happen to be, I'm being an asshole.

Next, I'm flaming you because your mannerisms in this thread make me sick. I've never seen an ego as unwarranted. The picture you had shown really seems little different than any other picture you show. The "confidence" you speak of that you say you have appears to just be an excuse to be an egotistical douchebag.

The Genocide Machine, you're just dragging this into even less on-topic territory than we had it, before.

So how about you e-mail me at <A HREF="mailto:guswut@noonegivesashit.stfu">guswut@noonegivesashit.stfu</A>? Ok?

That, and I think we finally scared the guy off, Damn. :\

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

damn it! i wasn't aware that we were being judged by the colour of our vaginas.

This whole thread is ridiculous. Women aren't judged by that, and to be honest I'd never heard of vaginal or anal bleaching until this thread. Come to think of it, this is probably in the top 5 of the most retarded ideas I've ever heard of. Vagina color, like skin color, should not matter.

I honestly thought that was picture of a 13-16 year old boy with a really lousy wig. I was laughing my ass off imagining one of the biggest ownings ever on S&A. Kinda like that guy who posted a picture of his mangina.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

This whole thread is ridiculous. Women aren't judged by that, and to be honest I'd never heard of vaginal or anal bleaching until this thread. Come to think of it, this is probably in the top 5 of the most retarded ideas I've ever heard of. Vagina color, like skin color, should not matter.

i...was kidding.

i can't tell if you can tell.

but i was.

anyway, i agree that it's ridiculous, although i've heard about it being done. it's also ridiculous that a) there is an astounding amount of attention-whoring occurring in this thread, and b) every thread lately seems to turn into a flamefest.

I'm sorry, but anyone who will base their opinion on you according to the tone of the skin around your private areas, then they're not someone you should be caring about.

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

I'm sorry, but anyone who will base their opinion on you according to the tone of the skin around your private areas, then they're not someone you should be caring about.

NON-PINK PUSSY!!! *throws trash and rotten fruit*

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i...was kidding.

i can't tell if you can tell.

but i was.

anyway, i agree that it's ridiculous, although i've heard about it being done. it's also ridiculous that a) there is an astounding amount of attention-whoring occurring in this thread, and b) every thread lately seems to turn into a flamefest.

I.......know that you were kidding.

So it's all good.

My second post was just to further my opinion on the matter.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

I.......know that you were kidding.

So it's all good.

My second post was just to further my opinion on the matter.

haha i'm sorry, i am terrible at reading inflection over the internet.

After a second look at your picture, you would look fucking !HOT! if you had black hair. Trust me.

quote:Originally posted by landspeed_presents:

After a second look at your picture, you would look fucking !HOT! if you had black hair. Trust me.

Yeah, red hair looked fucking sexy, but black hair, and a NICE leather jacket... Oh man, she'd have to BEAT THE MEN AWAY!

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

well its HARD, i mean you hear people in this thread saying they prefer it, obviously people DO give a shit.

No, see, what all us guys are trying to say is, while most of us would prefer pink for the vagina, we're not going to turn down some other natural color just because it's not pink. And as far as the anus goes, if you're going to let some guy stick it in there, then, frankly, most of us wouldn't give a flying fuck what color it was. It all comes down to this: Bleaching isn't going to get you any more or any less sex and it's not going to make it any better or worse. Most guys are going to be more than elated just for the opportunity for the sex. If you're going to be worrying about anything in the vaginal area, i'd say just keeping the bushes trimmed and making sure nothing is going to smell or taste like a dead hobo should be the top priority.

Should I...should I be embarrassed by my huge Purple-headed Monster? Should I dye it pink? Would a girl put me down for the passionate purpleness?

Tell us the truth. You're gonna be making porn aren't you?

I would make love to you moonmeister...No matter that your pikestaff isn't a perfect, rosy pink.

Wow, I never really considered this, or even thought that people thought of the colour off a womens ass/vagina to be an issue!

Sounds painful, and sounds like a bad idea really.

You know, I wonder if you could use H2O2 to bleach that skin... Moonnnnnny, let's go and use some of this and make our ppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-pees all white and ghostly, then find us some virgins to throw in that rosy afterglow.

EDiT: And I've been mistyping it "bleech" for the longest fucking time... I need to STOP making that mistake... Bleach!!

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-19-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by The Enigma:

No, see, what all us guys are trying to say is, while most of us would prefer pink for the vagina, we're not going to turn down some other natural color just because it's not pink. And as far as the anus goes, if you're going to let some guy stick it in there, then, frankly, most of us wouldn't give a flying fuck what color it was. It all comes down to this: Bleaching isn't going to get you any more or any less sex and it's not going to make it any better or worse. Most guys are going to be more than elated just for the opportunity for the sex. If you're going to be worrying about anything in the vaginal area, i'd say just keeping the bushes trimmed and making sure nothing is going to smell or taste like a dead hobo should be the top priority.

well if you prefer it why not go the extra mile?

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

well if you prefer it why not go the extra mile?

Why not, indeed! If you're going to bleach your puss and taint, how about dying your hair black?

I mean, didn't you notice how many men in this thread said they'd prefer you if you did THAT simple thing?

How can you argue with those posts?

my original haircolor is black, i dont look good. i look gothy and i dont want to look like a goth.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Wow, I never really considered this, or even thought that people thought of the colour off a womens ass/vagina to be an issue!

Sounds painful, and sounds like a bad idea really.

*Hell freezes over*

I agree 100%.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

my original haircolor is black, i dont look good. i look gothy and i dont want to look like a goth.

Then go with the red hair, because blonde doesn't do anything for ya. Actually a deep red would make you look stunning.

post a pic of me with added red hair.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

post a pic of me with added red hair.

My photoshop skills are so bad that it wouldn't even be funny for me to try. Which I did, and it turned out to look like when I gave myself black hair...

And with black hair, I looked the bloody fucking best! Hell, if you really want, I'll try again. But though, I expect you to actually pay ATTENTION, then.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Then go with the red hair, because blonde doesn't do anything for ya. Actually a deep red would make you look stunning.

That is just fucking SICK!

*closes thread on grounds of galloping gingervitis! *

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

That is just fucking SICK!

*closes thread on grounds of galloping gingervitis! *

HAHAHAHA... Jack, don't you hate on my redhead lovin'.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

HAHAHAHA... Jack, don't you hate on my redhead lovin'.



I like to think that to have experienced all is to know and forgive all. Every perversion is justified EXCEPT sleeping with Gingers!

You're into necrophilia, farmyard animals or tub girl? Fine by me.

BUT gingers????!

Some of us want to be able to eat tonight.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

BUT gingers????!

Some of us want to be able to eat tonight.

...But I like redhair, man...

Hell, it still rings true...

If she's a redhead, she's damn good in bed.

see like i said some people dont like redheads that why i wont do it. i was born with black hair it really looks bad, i look depressing.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

see like i said some people dont like redheads that why i wont do it. i was born with black hair it really looks bad, i look depressing.

Bah, I knew Jack would come in a ruin the birth of a beautiful new redhead...

Well, what about those people that don't like blondes? How about you just shave your head?

There can't be that many men that don't like a girl with many wigs.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

see like i said some people dont like redheads that why i wont do it. i was born with black hair it really looks bad, i look depressing.

NO people like gingers (unless they are sick in the head).

Anyway, why not just leave your hair,arsehole and cunny the way God intended? And concerntrate on that which IS important and will get you laid.. ie your personality.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

NO people like gingers (unless they are sick in the head).

Anyway, why not just leave your hair,arsehole and cunny the way God intended? And concerntrate on that which IS important and will get you laid.. ie your personality.



So YOU'RE saying she should go back to being black and beautiful, with some purple down below?

Well, actually, I think if you shaved your head, and tried out all of the different colors with a wig, you might just find that black hair and a purple pussy work DAMN WELL together.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

So YOU'RE saying she should go back to being black and beautiful, with some purple down below?



As long as she bathes at least once a week or so, who in their right minds gives a flying fuck about what colour her genitals are??!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



As long as she bathes at least once a week or so, who in their right minds gives a flying fuck about what colour her genitals are??!

Evidently her? Hell, Jack, as far as I see pussy is pussy is pussy.

Although, a little fire sitting right above that purple love hole always tells me things are going to get HOT and DIRTY.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Evidently her? Hell, Jack, as far as I see pussy is pussy is pussy.

Although, a little fire sitting right above that purple love hole always tells me things are going to get HOT and DIRTY.



I agree but most girls freak when i pull out a bottle of lighter fuel ...so then i have to threaten to kill her puppy.

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-19-2006).]

once a week? ew, at least once a day. what kinda chicks do you guys bang.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

once a week? ew, at least once a day. what kinda chicks do you guys bang.

He's from Great Britian, and I only do women that smell good. If I get down there, and it smells anyway in a direction I don't like, I get the fuck out.

Smells and sounds are huge turn ons (and offs). Sights are candy for the eyes, but work on your taste and smell if need be, and you'll be fine.

Oh, but redhair is for the win.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

once a week? ew, at least once a day. what kinda chicks do you guys bang.

I like cunny to taste of cunny. I prefer it if she doesn't wash daily down there. The rest of her she can wash as often as she likes and wet toilet paper is a must have!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I like cunny to taste of cunny. I prefer it if she doesn't wash daily down there. The rest of her she can wash as often as she likes and wet toilet paper is a must have!



All nice and redheaded, eh? EH?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

All nice and redheaded, eh? EH?



You are obsessed by red heads. I prescribe a course of electro-shock therapy....preferably connected to your balls.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

And concerntrate on that which IS important and will get you laid.. ie your personality.

I don't think her personality will get her laid anytime soon.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



You are obsessed by red heads. I prescribe a course of electro-shock therapy....preferably connected to your balls.

Oooooh! You know that'll only turn me ooooon! LIKE A LIGHT BULB.... FLICKED FOR THE VERY FIRST VOLT.

Nah, I actually like brown and black haired women better. But I feel she'd make a stunning red head.

Now I don't know why you don't like them fiery haired beauties, but hey, more for me! Especially a sexy Irish girlll... OOOHHHH!

im not irish. stop trying to make me one.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

im not irish. stop trying to make me one.

Then stop trying to make yourself into a porn star. You aren't one, right?

I might have to be if all else fails.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

I might have to be if all else fails.Sound like you have the right attitude and willingness to conform.

only if necessary.

Just so the OP knows: VANITY is a MORTAL SIN!!!

I would advise a trip to your local priest...And you might want to say a few rosaries on the way.

Just remember: Only witches wear makeup, Only whores dye their hair and only the damnned worry about butthole color.:/

Xiao Mei, I bet you'd be one holy hell of a fuck.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

ok heres a face pic:

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LOL.. no amount of bleaching is going to help you.. wow..

If you drink the bleach, then manage to stay alive long enough to piss/shit it out, I bet it would bleach the skin from the inside, therefore a permanent solution. OR, you'd be dead. The latter makes me happier. This is even stupider than that stupid cunt who wanted lyposuction on her baby toe because it was too fat. The fuck is wrong with you anyway? You come here for advice, then shut down every single useful thing said to you.

Dye your hair red. You'll look less like a leper and more like a... non-leper.

Become a porn star. It's the only career that'll be any good for you with your fucking pathetic as shit insecurity.

note: Yes, you are a dumb bitch, as CarbonB mentioned, I believe.

Finally, as someone so bloody idiotic enough to do something so pointless as to bleach your asshole, you could only deserve someone stupid enough to consider the color of one's asshole as an important point when deeming them fit to date.

Please go away now.

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

If you drink the bleach, then manage to stay alive long enough to piss/shit it out, I bet it would bleach the skin from the inside, therefore a permanent solution. OR, you'd be dead. The latter makes me happier. This is even stupider than that stupid cunt who wanted lyposuction on her baby toe because it was too fat. The fuck is wrong with you anyway? You come here for advice, then shut down every single useful thing said to you.

Dye your hair red. You'll look less like a leper and more like a... non-leper.

Become a porn star. It's the only career that'll be any good for you with your fucking pathetic as shit insecurity.

note: Yes, you are a dumb bitch, as CarbonB mentioned, I believe.

Finally, as someone so bloody idiotic enough to do something so pointless as to bleach your asshole, you could only deserve someone stupid enough to consider the color of one's asshole as an important point when deeming them fit to date.

Please go away now.

Time o' the month?

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

If you drink the bleach, then manage to stay alive long enough to piss/shit it out, I bet it would bleach the skin from the inside, therefore a permanent solution. OR, you'd be dead. The latter makes me happier. This is even stupider than that stupid cunt who wanted lyposuction on her baby toe because it was too fat. The fuck is wrong with you anyway? You come here for advice, then shut down every single useful thing said to you.

You aren't one to talk, if you remember a thread in Gear Heads about how you blamed a CAR because of you horrid driving skills...

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

Dye your hair red. You'll look less like a leper and more like a... non-leper.

I took the time to put black hair on her, and I think that makes her look the best. Red hair would be nice, too.

I'm not gonna waste my time with the rest of that post. What I really hate are stupid bitches that bitch about other people. :\

red hair is the best my gf has red hair and shes fucking good in bed too

http://i11.tinypic.com/47d7w92.jpg

its b & w but trust me shes a redhead

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Dissed, throw me another picture and I'll try and 'shop you into a redhead...

EDiT: Bigger resolution, better lighting. Try and get something dark behind your face, but keeping your hair light so it's easily to select with my shitty skills.

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-19-2006).]

I am absolutely astonished that women actually bleach their genitals/anus. I've never even heard of that. Who the fuck cares?! From the replies I read, it looks like no one does, so OP don't bother!

My cunt is bright pink/red and it's always bothered me a bit because I think it looks like an open wound, lol. But now I'm hearing that this is somehow desirable? Weird.

Edit - When I read the thread title, I thought it said "Bleeding" not "Bleaching". I can barely wrap my head around this bleaching business. *shudder*

[This message has been edited by Sick_Boy (edited 12-19-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Dissed, throw me another picture and I'll try and 'shop you into a redhead...

EDiT: Bigger resolution, better lighting. Try and get something dark behind your face, but keeping your hair light so it's easily to select with my shitty skills.



i dont have any better pics. sorry.

quote:Originally posted by Dissed:

i dont have any better pics. sorry.



Bah... Oh well... At least it was fun talking to you until you went away forever it seemed.

Come back online sometime, maybe.

Come on - give her a bit of a break. Don't you guys remember what it was like when you were 16? I know I was so worried about what other people thought - looking back I now feel like a total tool. BUT, she's going through it all right now.

I'm 30 now, by the way...

Dissed, if your going to let a guy that close to you - he really isn't going to care what you look like. Especially if the lights are either off, or down low. Concentrate more on meeting the right guy, and enjoying your first time, and worry less about your appearances.

Cheers,

Chump

When I was 16, I was busy trying to not get the living shit beat out of me each day because I was smart and fat.

Thankfully when I was 17 I learnt that fire burns fire very well.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

When I was 16, I was busy trying to not get the living shit beat out of me each day because I was smart and fat.

Thankfully when I was 17 I learnt that fire burns fire very well.

Lol - you bad man.....

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Lol - you bad man.....

Hah! I was only "bad" because if I didn't defend myself I wouldn't have survived.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Although girls with small tits have NO EXCUSE now that implants are so cheap. NONE AT ALL!!

What have I told you about giving girls advice. Especially when taking the role of speaking for men.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

What have I told you about giving girls advice. Especially when taking the role of speaking for men.

BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!

And you have no say, young one... FOR A LACK OF PICTURES HAS MADE MY ANGRY!!