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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2006-12-18, 12:42
Haelow Haelow is offline
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Default Have you ever had a really good shit? -- so much so that i turns you on?

Two days ago I had such a satifying shit.

It felt sooo good.

Needless to say, I popped an instant boner. and got off on that.
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Old 2006-12-18, 12:49
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Default Re: Have you ever had a really good shit? -- so much so that i turns you on?

Anal Gratification. Look up Freud. You might be between 18-36 months.
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Old 2006-12-18, 13:34
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Default Re: Have you ever had a really good shit? -- so much so that i turns you on?

Mate, shut the fuck up. Seriously.
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Old 2006-12-18, 18:59
Ronin13 Ronin13 is offline
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Default Re: Have you ever had a really good shit? -- so much so that i turns you on?

Just be honest enough to walk to a sex shop and ask for a bucket of lube and that 50 inch anal rocket in desplay.

If the clerk says: "But sir, it's on display because it's just a sculpture"

Just open your arms like asking for a hug and reply: "I am so gay I scare myself".

Then you might as well go blow a dead bear.
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Old 2006-12-18, 19:48
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Default Re: Have you ever had a really good shit? -- so much so that i turns you on?

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

Anal Gratification. Look up Freud. You might be between 18-36 months.

Made me laugh.
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Old 2006-12-19, 06:08
EmptyBottle EmptyBottle is offline
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Default Re: Have you ever had a really good shit? -- so much so that i turns you on?

There is a snake in my boot and corn in my poop....
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Old 2006-12-19, 06:15
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: Have you ever had a really good shit? -- so much so that i turns you on?

Not turned on per say, but I walk away so relieved when I have a really good dump and for like an hour I could be like, aw yes that shit was soo good.
 
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