So that girl that I was all tripping about not liking me turned out to like me alot. We actually get along sooo well. She's so smart that we actually get into arguments that she almost wins. Plus she's attractive and makes nearly double what I make.

Another one of her amazing qualities (although sometimes it can be bad)... is her extreme brashness. She's so straight forward and to the point...

Anyway, enough about how awesome she is... I had her over, and we tried to fuck. But as always, I couldn't maintain an erection...

Luckily she didn't completely reject me on the spot (or even the following day), so I still have another chance...

I was forced to "stimulate her manually", despite how many times she tried to stroke me hard.

This has been an on-going event, so I plan on seeing my doctor tomorrow.

I just don't know how to bring it up.. I'm only 22... What's a good way to do it without embarrassing myself?

(PS: It's not because she's not attractive. She is in fact very attractive. Not to mention, I went to a strip club tonight and didn't get a single erection... WTF!?)

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

This has been an on-going event, so I plan on seeing my doctor tomorrow.

I just don't know how to bring it up.. I'm only 22... What's a good way to do it without embarrassing myself?



To your doctor?

Stop hitting the fucking crack pipe. That'll help a ton.

Past that, quit becoming more of a drama king than sicky is a drama queen.

think of all the ways you could use your limp dink...to your advantage

you could:

-make people laugh

-make people afraid, and then laugh

-or use your penis as wormy fish bait

seriously though...my advice is for you to eat healthy, exercise, and refrain from drugs and smokes. More pills (Viagra) won't help ya Zooks.

Also, smoking, over time, makes your dink limp -- my dad said so.

Didn't you say that you have some kind of wierd fetish and don't really enjoy "normal" sex?

Less drugs, especially those which thin the blood (alcohol and cigarettes), healthier diet, and cut back on the masturbation.

I have a similar problem, but a week of no wanking and staying away from alcohol and smokes usually allows me a rock-solid investment.

A few weeks without cigarettes has made an incredible difference for me before.

Were you sober when you tried to fuck?

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

To your doctor?

It's still not the easiest thing to bring up... I can see it now:

"Ummm, I kinda have this problem where I... I can't really... You know... Get it up...

Doctor: "..."

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Less drugs, especially those which thin the blood (alcohol and cigarettes), healthier diet, and cut back on the masturbation.

I have a similar problem, but a week of no wanking and staying away from alcohol and smokes usually allows me a rock-solid investment.

That's actually some pretty good advice. But I can't see myself quitting drinking anytime soon... It's like my medication.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Didn't you say that you have some kind of wierd fetish and don't really enjoy "normal" sex?

Yeah, that's why I can get hard when I wanna jack off and I can cum in minutes (sometimes seconds).

But the second there's a vagina in front of me... There's no hope whatsoever.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Were you sober when you tried to fuck?

I'm never sober.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

It's still not the easiest thing to bring up... I can see it now:

"Ummm, I kinda have this problem where I... I can't really... You know... Get it up...

Doctor: "..."

Yeah. I'm certain your doctor won't know how to handle that subject very well.

Is this a family doc?

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I'm never sober.

get sober and quit drinking unless you want permanent limp-dick, and if you smoke drop that habit too. Excersize more and just be healthier in general, it'll probably help you out a lot.

Sounds like you have emotional problems as well as physical problems. Limp dick at 22? Lol...wow.

Makes twice as much as you? So since you are supposedly balling she must be a millionaire. Almost won an arguement? Must not be that smart...

Anyways, everyone already told you how to fix your twig and berries. You just have to do it, but probably won't. Have fun never being able to penetrate some pussy.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Is this a family doc?

Yeah I'll probably schedule an appointment with the family doctor. I also have to ask about the STD testing though too, during the same visit...

Fuck, it's going to be so awkward...

quote:Originally posted by COBHC:

get sober and quit drinking unless you want permanent limp-dick, and if you smoke drop that habit too. Excersize more and just be healthier in general, it'll probably help you out a lot.

I don't smoke at all.

I'm working on my drinking.

And I'm also working on an exercise plan, but it's hard when I'm so broke and can't eat properly.

There's almost no point in exercising if I'm on such a shitty diet.

Hey man you might want to give some supplements a try to help you out at first. I hear stuff like Tribulus works really well for increasing your testosterone and libido. Try www.bodybuilding.com (http://www.bodybuilding.com) They've got a good supply of Tribulus for like $8.00 or maybe even try your local GNC.

Good luck to you.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Yeah I'll probably schedule an appointment with the family doctor. I also have to ask about the STD testing though too, during the same visit...

Fuck, it's going to be so awkward...

Now...that would be awkward.

go to a drop in clinic... i dont think you would wanna imagine ur doc telling ur mom after he turns u down for viagra lawl

Hahah that sucks talk to ur doctor and just tell him i cant get it up you got anything??