That is all.

Yes, that's how I like them.

Used to think looks were it, but soon learned that personality can make up for the lack of physical features. Now beautiful girls with great peronalities...ahhh.

I DEMAND PICTURES EUDA!!!

LIES!!!

gus: you have seen me....why do you need pictures???

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 12-18-2006).]

Lauren, stop being so self-centered, I'm in it for the pictures of Euda...

Hahaha, I'm so glad I'm not coming to New York, because if I had said that, I have feeling I'd get slapped with a knee to the groin.

Get off totse ya geeks

I'm afraid to go outside, now...

Euda has connections, and he won't let anyone get away with insulting HIS girl.

i call for lauren to post pix

Yes, I agree with this thread . Inner beauty can be amazing tooo.

Why would Euda start posting with that retarded moniker?

Simply Beautiful

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

LIES!!!

gus: you have seen me....why do you need pictures???



can I see too? heeehuck..

Why are you posting in your old name?

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Why are you posting in your old name?

r u talking to me, kate

sweety?

quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

r u talking to me, kate

sweety?

Uh no.

I was obviously talking to Euda.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Uh no.

I was obviously talking to Euda.

ahh shucks

*sucks thumb*

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Uh no.

I was obviously talking to Euda.

well then kAte,

can you talk to me too?

tell me I'm beautiful

Maybe you should, lay low, Haelow, because that's just weird. At least until we know you a little better.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Maybe you should, lay low, Haelow, because that's just weird. At least until we know you a little better.

I'm glad someone else thought that was slightly creepy too!

quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

tell me I'm beautiful



Hey there beautiful...

*pops open a container of lube*

Lauren, Euda, I'm not feeling the love...

PICTURES PEOPLE, PICTURES!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Lauren, Euda, I'm not feeling the love...

PICTURES PEOPLE, PICTURES!

I agree.

I should be getting them anyway, Euda doesn't like when I whine.

Simply beautiful. I would go so far as radient, a warm and alluring presence; that doesn't even halfway cover it, but I'll cut it short there for her sake.

I just wish I had remembered there was a camera yesterday, but I don't think I'll have much trouble remembering.

omg lauren'd...

Have Fun

You SOB.... POST PICTURES DAMN IT!!

She's gone already?

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Get off totse ya geeks

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Simply beautiful. I would go so far as radient, a warm and alluring presence; that doesn't even halfway cover it, but I'll cut it short there for her sake.

I just wish I had remembered there was a camera yesterday, but I don't think I'll have much trouble remembering.

Come watch the world

drip away, and you and I,

we create another between

us. Touching, and breathing

the same air, you live

with me in this moment,

now as a piece

of my existence. Don’t

hide from me, but give

to me your thoughts,

and we shall find elusive peace

in this space,

together.

I'm not sure if she gets more beautiful each day or if it just seems that way.

Blue is a lovely colour on her, she's quite the distraction. I could barely focus on all the interesting things today for the loveliness beside me.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 12-19-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I'm not sure if she gets more beautiful each day or if it just seems that way.

Blue is a lovely colour on her, she's quite the distraction. I could barely focus on all the interesting things today for the loveliness beside me.





Very, very sweet. couldn't stop laughing tonight. i read the poems on the train. they were beautiful.

I'm going to request a vomit smiley

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I'm going to request a vomit smiley

I'd like a love-struck smiley, actually, to counter that vomit one.

I used to write poems for a girlfriend. It was so cheesey in retrospect that I now have a strict no poem policy

But seriously, I'm happy for you Euda. If Zoe and I ever go to North America, can we like, double date!?!? It'd be just like saved by the bell!

Tits or GTFO

Yay! Things are awesome!

wtf is going on?

Wtf? Euda and lauren are together? Did I miss something? How is the whole Calgary/New York thing going to work?

^EUDA IS IN CALGARY TOO? That's it, I'm going there to meet you, Euda, and the Hitman.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

^EUDA IS IN CALGARY TOO? That's it, I'm going there to meet you, Euda, and the Hitman.

Aye aye, capitaine. That would be sweet if you came to Calgary, lol.

Euda's in Calgary?!?! I thought he was in Edmonton... -10 points, Euda. But bring Lauren back so we can have a totse party in cowtown. It'd be fun and stuff.

theres a club im not part of, im an outsider, I feel like im back at school

Michael

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

theres a club im not part of, im an outsider, I feel like im back at school

Michael

Omggle, post of the week. That was hilarious. Ty.

A woman whose laughter matches my own. What more can one say?

An obviously intelligent girl, which has a passion that is so endearing; even her dog is great, which is almost more than even one such as I can believe.

Euda, Lauren, I hate you both for the lack of PICTURES.

Seriously now, I'm going to kick you both in the post count if you don't post some of you together.

1.) I'm in New York now.

2.) Who knows.

3.) I do call Cowtown home.

4.) Ask Lauren.

Edit: Big D, don't think I'm lacking in my Edmontonian roots. GO ESKIMOS!

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 12-20-2006).]

glad you got home safe

i feel like an asshole not taking you

role reversal?

*Taps his foot*

This isn't funny anymore...

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

role reversal?

YO BABY!*

She looks damn good in pants.

*apparently this works every time in America; you learn something new every day.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 12-20-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

She looks damn fine in pants.

Liar.

damn you me, making me contend with flood control with my one-word answers!

Yes, I'm just a poor crippled boy that can't walk fast.

It has nothing to do with how she looks, nothing. Right? Who believes me?

Ok, that's it... PICTURES. NOW. OR I'M KILLING THIS PUPPY!!!

*Takes out a kitten*

Awesome.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

YO BABY!*



it's "yo shorty!" and no, i won't

Dammit.

Congrats you lucky sonofabitch.

This thread could do with some noodz.

Just sayin.

This thread should be locked to teach certain people a lesson about why you shouldn't hold out on pics!

lol this is so lame.

but i wouldn't mind the idea of a totse sex tape

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

This thread should be locked to teach certain people a lesson about why you shouldn't hold out on pics!



Jack, I don't ask you for much, seeing as how I haven't been a good boy this year, but can you listen to the Kiwi?

im must be the luckiest guy alive, or one of them. im 15, and i've got a long term girlfriend who i think is simply beautiful, and has a great personality.

hehehe

Turkish delight is a tasty treat. Yet another lovely day.

Just such beautiful laughter.

I simply can't mind her wearing the pants when they look that good.

Apparently I'm silly.

Booyakasha.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 12-21-2006).]

Euda, I just ate that puppy. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



Hey there beautiful...

*pops open a container of lube*

WINNER......



im laughing my ass off

[This message has been edited by silverballs (edited 12-21-2006).]

Still another fine day.

Except I'm deluded.

Apparently.

euda, why do you make our conversation public? i'm sitting right here next to you mdear. shy?

He's a tease. A DIRTY TEASE.

I hesitate to say anything at all. Yet, I shall leave it with a simple pleased for what a wonderous person she unendingly demonstrates herself to be.

She goes beyond what experience has shown me is possible.

*Gags on own vomit*

But it's vomit of happiness, I'm glad you're happy.

Euda's clearly drunk

Ah, the wonder of stilted, over-ornate love-prose.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Ah, the wonder of stilted, over-ornate love-prose.

To be fair, this isn't at all ornate.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

To be fair, this isn't at all ornate.

Then what the hell are you waiting for?

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Then what the hell are you waiting for?

Excellent question, but it's not a totse answer.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

To be fair, this isn't at all ornate.

That right there isn't, but... well, I suppose "ornate" is the wrong word; "pseudo-intellectual" doesn't quite fit either... "silly" works.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

"silly" works.

I agree. I am a properly foolish individual.

Twas a Merry Christmas.

Having a lovely time; she's amazing in a million ways. That is all.

Edit: Her pie was delicious. Her cookies are tasty treats as well.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 12-26-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Her pie was delicious.

HURR HURR HURR

How did this go from a troll thread to a two page thread?

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

HURR HURR HURR

it wasn't a euphemism - he was talking about my apple pie making skills.

Suuuuuure he was. Suuuure.

Yes, the pie was delicious.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

HURR HURR HURR

Haha, we New Zealanders think alike.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

This thread could do with some noodz.

Just sayin.

It could do with a lock, actually, because there are no pictures.

Jack, I know you're a reasonable man. And it's NOT reasonable for you to tolerate Euda's selfishness!!

Or at least, that's how I see it. Euda has really gotten on my bad side lately.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Jack, I know you're a reasonable man. And it's NOT reasonable for you to tolerate Euda's selfishness!!And the demand for pics thread got locked.. why not this one? You mods and your luxuries!

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

And the demand for pics thread got locked.. why not this one? You mods and your luxuries!

Nah, he's got his drink by now, so this thread is SAFE! Heheh.... Seriously now, though, Euda and Lauren need a forum-ban until they picture up.

Fulfiling.

Oh yes.

Completely so.

you guys are pretty weird and gus wtf do you no all these chicks on totse?

quote:Originally posted by gimna.blazed:

you guys are pretty weird and gus wtf do you no all these chicks on totse?

I AM EVERY CHICK ON TOTSE!!

Lauren and Euda, sittin' in a tree...

Euda! I have gossip please come on msn, or irc!

quote:Originally posted by Toraton:

Lauren and Euda, sittin' in a tree...

*Takes out his chainsaw and gasoline*...

Mhmmmm. What is love?