...while she was on her lunch break. My parents just so happen to be grocery shopping at the same time. We're all talking and bs'ing, and my mom says, "You better not make me a granny before my time," to which my girlfriend replied, "Don't worry about that, I'm on birth control." My mom laughed. My dad snickered. Everyone was cool.

Don't ya just love it when your parents actually approve of the people you date?

What's the funniest thing your girlfriend or boyfriend has said in front of your parents?

My mom is a roman catholic. If she found out I was boning my gf, shed chop off my head.

My gf's parents are cool with it tho.

Anyone?

Bueller?

Bueller?

"he has a shinny thong! you should ask him to see it!" says my dad...

edit:this was infort of a large amount of older family, the reaction it got was rather funny!

(he had bought it for my xmas as a joke of some sort)

...i still havent tryed it on!!

it is great, my mum really likes the girl i am seeing just now she thinks i will marry her!

[This message has been edited by nau06248 (edited 12-18-2006).]

"My girl got a girlfriend."

:-P

I heard my mom say this over the phone one night:

"no, no shes not. I know! he hasn't brought home a white girl yet."

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

I heard my mom say this over the phone one night:

"no, no shes not. I know! he hasn't brought home a white girl yet."

huh?

so no1arents try to humiliate them at any given oppertunity...my parents hate me or something.

i used to be really touchy with this topic with my parents, and if they said anything they would get their heads bitten off... so they learnt not to do it. But now it would be a bit of banter but they never do it!!

bloody teenage hormones...

quote:Originally posted by HampTheToker:

huh?

She was talking to my redneck neighbor, whho was probably asking if my girlfriend was white or not.

I (a cracker) have never had a white girlfriend.

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

She was talking to my redneck neighbor, whho was probably asking if my girlfriend was white or not.

I (a cracker) have never had a white girlfriend.

DIE

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

DIE

Excuse me?

my boyfriend was in the hospital after being in a car accident and in his highly morphined state, he told anyone within earshot how much he hated catheters. so to make him feel better my mom said she would knit him...a weiner warmer? and she said this in front of his parents, who just don't know how to handle that kind of humour.

but a year later he still wants one.

quote:Originally posted by HampTheToker:

My dad snickered.

That's because he's boning your girlfriend.

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

Excuse me?

Please don't get all anal and start talking about "ignorance" and "prejudice". It's totse, relax cracka

Out of curiosity, what kind of girls have you been bringing home?

my mom said "I don't mind when you come home on breaks and stuff, but you really need to be more quiet with her in your bed. I could hear you guys all night long."

hahahah.

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

Originally posted by HampTheToker:

My dad snickered.

That's because he's boning your girlfriend.



Too true.

Interracial dating FTL.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Please don't get all anal and start talking about "ignorance" and "prejudice". It's totse, relax cracka

Out of curiosity, what kind of girls have you been bringing home?



My current Girlfriend is From Mexico, and my last ex was Filipino, but you couldn't tell she was half white.

quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

my mom said "I don't mind when you come home on breaks and stuff, but you really need to be more quiet with her in your bed. I could hear you guys all night long."

hahahah.



go on son

my mom loves my girlfriend.there have been many funny things my girlfriend has said...i just cant remember any.

not exactly on topic but my girlfriend was joking around and punching me in the arm and her mom said "quit hitting my future son in law" made me feel kinda good

[This message has been edited by frank the tank (edited 12-19-2006).]

My mom hasn't said anything too embarrasing...just asking if we use protection...My stepmom on the other hand is always bitching about how loud my girlfriend is...not embarassing though, I just say "It's not my fault, I'm not being loud!"