I love this girl soooo much, but I'm not going to be around for the holidays. I need to buy her something really really nice for xmas, but I only have $87. What can I buy that a nice girl will really enjoy?

A friend of mine suggested on MSN:

"get her a slave... a pain in the ass to train but i hear the price for them is going down

if she dosnt like it, you could always eat it.....kinda tastes like the dark meat on a turkey...with a hint of welfare"

But seriously, I need something realistic.

Give her a wonderful full-body massage, and an awesome home-cooked meal you'll spend HOURS on.

And then a night of passionate love making... She'd want that MUCH MORE than anything you could buy her, I'm certain.

This http://tinyurl.com/tt8q8

Repeat: Im not going to be around for the holidays. Family trip to Toronto.

That suit looks pretty damn sexy, but I want something that pleases her more than myself.

quote:Originally posted by pyroman5000:

Repeat: Im not going to be around for the holidays. Family trip to Toronto.

So you're saying that you can't give her the full body massage early, and the hot sexing later? Or just two helpings of the hot sexing, and meal?

put a bow around your neck and take a pic and send it to her on xmas day...

better if it is the other way around though.



that is what the girl i am cing just now is doing. i get her on christmas day

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

So you're saying that you can't give her the full body massage early, and the hot sexing later? Or just two helpings of the hot sexing, and meal?

I get that anyway. I mean something materialistic, i guess.

the kama sutra and a note promising a page-by-page session to make up for the time you were away?

Gus is right, she'll remember a good time and effort better than a cd or something shit.

The suprise of you saying it and doing it early to Christmas will get her to go "Wa wa wi wa"