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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-12-18, 00:37
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So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
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#2
 2006-12-18, 00:40
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
I hear that.
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#3
 2006-12-18, 00:41
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Just find another girl! Don't dwell on it for too long. Just move on!
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#4
 2006-12-18, 00:44
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Wow that sucks hardcore...
Tell me bout it, though. Found out that this chick I like(d?) at work is a pretty big slut herself (mostly rugby/etc. team, though she's apparently bi, so it expands from there as you may expect). Why do I manage to find the most messed up ones? :\
Edit: Funny story, a few guys at work are now trying to get us to hook up (since I dropped it after I found ^ this news out), but they don't know. Huzzah.
[This message has been edited by Orange_Crusader (edited 12-18-2006).]
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#5
 2006-12-18, 00:46
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Gwanky:
I just finished talking to her best friend,
Idiot.
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#6
 2006-12-18, 00:49
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Ouch.
I am a jealous person so I suspect my girlfriend of that and I hope that my girlfriend isn't like that.
[This message has been edited by Cosmo Memory (edited 12-18-2006).]
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#7
 2006-12-18, 00:51
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Man I dunno but thats one fucked up girl
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#8
 2006-12-18, 00:52
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
She's weak, and broken. Not worth your time.
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#9
 2006-12-18, 00:59
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Hit it. Quit it. Find her best friend and...GET WIDDIT
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#10
 2006-12-18, 01:48
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Ok, one thing, I'm way to good friends to ever do anything w\ her best friend. And too you guys that are "Playas" hiddit quit and get with her best friend. I doubt you've done anything with a girl under 300lbs in your entire life. I have normal relationships, and don't lie\fabricate them over the internet because I am insecure.
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#11
 2006-12-18, 01:50
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
I doubt she even cared about you in the slightest... Oh well, that's what you get for being an idiot. 
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#12
 2006-12-18, 01:52
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
There seems to be alot of mothe fuckers blind to the fact
That a ho is gonna be just that
And this type of ignorance is the very
Reason why so many niggas in the goddamned cemetary
Inteligence is on call
You dont treat a ho like a queen who behaves lika a dog
Are you the type who wont put a ho in front of a trigger
Then youre a ho assed nigga
Goddamned hound
Pound for pound
You knew the ho when she was fucking the whole town
She fucked you and gave your buddies a blow
But your trick ass fell in love with the ho
Tried to change her make her be an angel
You keep putting your damn life in danger
Fronting niggas about that slutty ass trifling crow
You gotta let e ho be a ho
Shes a ho, d how the fuck you know
Every time I see the ho shes with a new negro
Shes the type of ho thats bound
To wear shorts up her ass when your friends come around
Shes the kinda ho thatll make you cry
The kinda ho you have to call before you come by
So why do you wanna kill when she says no more
You aint the first to be dumped by a goddamned whore
Crazy mother fuckers fighting over hoes
Stealing for their asses and jumping out of windows
If a ho wants out I let her sinky ass go
Cos ima let a ho be a ho
I fucked that ho before you even knew her
Made her pussy go brrrrr when I stuck my dick to her
I knew she was a ho the first time I met her
So I got another ho and took them to the other level of the game
Got them high as a kite
And fucked both of those hoes that goddamned night
Then I sat back and relaxed
As they 69ed and ate each others cats
I dropped tham off at home
God damn look at this shit my wallets gone
The hoes beat me but I left it alone
And used that shit as a stepping stone
I played it off the next time I saw the hoe
I just laughed and fucked her ass some more
Shelicked my ass and sucked my balls
And if I see her right now I can get some more
You gotta let a ho be a ho
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#13
 2006-12-18, 01:53
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
What a loser. Her not you :/
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#14
 2006-12-18, 01:56
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:
What a loser. Her not you :/
No, she's a normal teenage girl, hun.
He just needs to stay away from those kinda chicks.
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#15
 2006-12-18, 02:09
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
But she seemed so different, I almost cried because I liked her for a long ass time, like almost a month and I had just about given up gotten over her. For refrence I rarely cry the last time I did was when I shattered my leg 4 years ago, into 3 pieces.
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#16
 2006-12-18, 02:12
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Gus 
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Gwanky:
But she seemed so different, I almost cried because I liked her for a long ass time, like almost a month and I had just about given up gotten over her. For refrence I rarely cry the last time I did was when I shattered my leg 4 years ago, into 3 pieces.
A month isn't a "long-ass time" unless you're ten years old or younger.
Really, if you have your eye and heart on someone for YEARS, you'd have a reason to feel destroyed.
But though, she's just some stupid girl that is enjoying her life. Why don't you go enjoy yours? 
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#17
 2006-12-18, 02:31
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Danger:
There seems to be alot of mothe fuckers blind to the fact
That a ho is gonna be just that
And this type of ignorance is the very
Reason why so many niggas in the goddamned cemetary
Inteligence is on call
You dont treat a ho like a queen who behaves lika a dog
Are you the type who wont put a ho in front of a trigger
Then youre a ho assed nigga
Goddamned hound
Pound for pound
You knew the ho when she was fucking the whole town
She fucked you and gave your buddies a blow
But your trick ass fell in love with the ho
Tried to change her make her be an angel
You keep putting your damn life in danger
Fronting niggas about that slutty ass trifling crow
You gotta let e ho be a ho
Shes a ho, d how the fuck you know
Every time I see the ho shes with a new negro
Shes the type of ho thats bound
To wear shorts up her ass when your friends come around
Shes the kinda ho thatll make you cry
The kinda ho you have to call before you come by
So why do you wanna kill when she says no more
You aint the first to be dumped by a goddamned whore
Crazy mother fuckers fighting over hoes
Stealing for their asses and jumping out of windows
If a ho wants out I let her sinky ass go
Cos ima let a ho be a ho
I fucked that ho before you even knew her
Made her pussy go brrrrr when I stuck my dick to her
I knew she was a ho the first time I met her
So I got another ho and took them to the other level of the game
Got them high as a kite
And fucked both of those hoes that goddamned night
Then I sat back and relaxed
As they 69ed and ate each others cats
I dropped tham off at home
God damn look at this shit my wallets gone
The hoes beat me but I left it alone
And used that shit as a stepping stone
I played it off the next time I saw the hoe
I just laughed and fucked her ass some more
Shelicked my ass and sucked my balls
And if I see her right now I can get some more
You gotta let a ho be a ho
That made my day thanks
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#18
 2006-12-18, 02:33
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
its a song by geto boys, download away.
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#19
 2006-12-18, 02:37
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
A month isn't a "long-ass time" unless you're ten years old or younger.
Really, if you have your eye and heart on someone for YEARS, you'd have a reason to feel destroyed.
But though, she's just some stupid girl that is enjoying her life. Why don't you go enjoy yours?
That is a long ass time, with no returned feelings. Anything more than that is weird.
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#20
 2006-12-18, 02:38
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Gus 
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Gwanky:
That is a long ass time, with no returned feelings. Anything more than that is weird.
I wouldn't know, I keep my unhealthy crushes to a few weeks at most. ;P
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#21
 2006-12-18, 03:04
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
No, she's a normal teenage girl, hun.
He just needs to stay away from those kinda chicks.
Yep stay away from girls like that, they're allllllll fucked in the head...
OR
"Hit it. Quit it. Find her best friend and...GET WIDDIT"
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#22
 2006-12-18, 03:07
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Gwanky:
But she seemed so different, I almost cried because I liked her for a long ass time, like almost a month and I had just about given up gotten over her. For refrence I rarely cry the last time I did was when I shattered my leg 4 years ago, into 3 pieces.
If there's anything I learned in life, it's not to cry over a girl, because usually it's not worth it. There will be other girls.
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#23
 2006-12-18, 03:29
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
First off, the fact you consider that long, PLUS your gay thread, tells me you are no older then 13. In this case, take comfort in the fact that any relationship you have is basically pointless. lol, unintentional flame.
edit:what do you mean, "hooked up"? Did they fuck? or just have a conversation?
2nd edit: dude, your fucking around the age of 12. ok, get over it, and enjoy being that age while you can.
[This message has been edited by doornob_lightbulb (edited 12-18-2006).]
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#24
 2006-12-18, 03:33
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Gus 
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by shiva:
"Hit it. Quit it. Find her best friend and...GET WIDDIT"
Hehehehe, you know I like my women fucked in the head, though, right? Well, maybe not in the way you were talking about....
Ooooh, sleeeeeazy remark! Minus ten yards. 
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#25
 2006-12-18, 04:53
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Don't ever tell someone that you like them to their face, especially when they are asking who you like. Say something ridiculous and change the subject.
Like 'I totally have the hots for Ann Coulter. Did you see the shit she pulled last week?"
If she goes back to asking you, be relentless. Make up ridiculous shit.
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#26
 2006-12-18, 05:00
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:
Don't ever tell someone that you like them to their face, especially when they are asking who you like. Say something ridiculous and change the subject.
Like 'I totally have the hots for Ann Coulter. Did you see the shit she pulled last week?"
If she goes back to asking you, be relentless. Make up ridiculous shit.
Sounds like the perfect way to act if you're in grade school and still think girls have cooties.
Most women are as afraid, if not more really, than you of rejection. Of course, like all things, there are people that just like fucking with you.
Learn how to steer clear of the ones that don't matter, and find the ones that do. 
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#27
 2006-12-18, 12:01
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Gwanky:
It hurt me, and I barely have a soul. A more sensitive person might have done something drastic I mean thats fucked up.
Oh for fucks sake.
Don't be so emo.
And I fail to see the part where she's a slut.
She's just a normal young girl. It's not like you two were together so you both have the right to get with who you wanted. talk to her about it? Not her fucking best friend.
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#28
 2006-12-18, 12:22
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:
Oh for fucks sake.
Don't be so emo.
And I fail to see the part where she's a slut.
She's just a normal young girl. It's not like you two were together so you both have the right to get with who you wanted. talk to her about it? Not her fucking best friend.
Yh, it sounds like the OP is looking for an excuse not to make on a move on her.
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#29
 2006-12-18, 13:25
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by stab:
She's weak, and broken. Not worth your time.
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#30
 2006-12-18, 14:07
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Who cares if she is a slut? You liked her before you knew so why should it be different now? It sounds like you get along so just still hang out and if you wind up hooking up who cares... Besides sluts are a LOT more fun to hang out with anyways.
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#31
 2006-12-18, 15:20
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
Sounds like the perfect way to act if you're in grade school and still think girls have cooties.
Most women are as afraid, if not more really, than you of rejection.
What the fuck would you know, try-hard Casanova?
As for the OP... you don't tell a girl outright that you like her; you wait until she's indicated her interest, you've established yourself as a worthwhile bloke, and you've built some level of physical contact... then you close, that in itself will SHOW her that you like her. Telling a woman that you like her is like playing poker with your cards turned over... you can't bluff or tease anymore and you have no fucking clue what cards she has.
Give up -- you've lost this round.
Spin the wheel.
Better luck next time.
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#32
 2006-12-18, 15:54
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Durell:
What the fuck would you know, try-hard Casanova?
Obviously more than you, because when a girl asks you if you like her she's putting herself on the line. Women are just as afraid of rejection as this kid. Of course, though, there are exceptions to this, which is where bad stereotypes come from.
It's basic fucking common sense, really. Not that I'd expect ANYONE from totse to have much if any of that. Thanks for making it even more obvious. 
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#33
 2006-12-18, 15:56
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Talk to her about it. Can't hurt anything.
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#34
 2006-12-18, 18:34
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:
First off, the fact you consider that long, PLUS your gay thread, tells me you are no older then 13. In this case, take comfort in the fact that any relationship you have is basically pointless. lol, unintentional flame.
edit:what do you mean, "hooked up"? Did they fuck? or just have a conversation?
2nd edit: dude, your fucking around the age of 12. ok, get over it, and enjoy being that age while you can.
This post is full of truthiness.
http: //upload.w ikimedia.o rg/wikiped ia/en/thum b/7/76/Col bert-truth iness.jpg/ 250px-Colbert-truthiness.jpg
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#35
 2006-12-18, 19:14
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Your list of mistakes:
1) You talked to her best friend: WROOONG! Even if you're 16 to 69, never trust their cockgrabber friends. The thing of "if you wanna know me, my friends must like you" is another stupid female mind game wich involves two phases: a) When teens, used for making the guy bleed his nads about how to get close to the girl, and for her to overpower her teenage doubts about how sex is "bad" yet they're so wet they slip out of the chairs b) Her lone and mentally fucked friends to whatever to share the lonelyness by cockblocking you with anticipation.
2) You were hurt: I know, I also have barely feelings, but you know what you should do next time? Since you already know she cannot SAY NO to a guy (oh, what a selfless poor soul...), do your best to get her in bed with you. I mean it, NOW! Just wait to the next party (not to sound desperate) I blurt this to her face: "Hey, what about me and you get busy in Josh (generic friend's name) room?" Just make out, have fun, and when you're about to finsih, cum in her face and quickly stick a five dollar bill on her forehead.
Then stand up and yell: "OWNED, BITCH!" If you end in court for rape, say that she clearly proposed herself to you and asked for that ending as a sex-game, because she needs to feel treated lowly and like a slut to get orgasm.
If you don't get free of charges, at least the judge will have something to laugh about!
(The above was for humorous purposes, remember always that those kind of sluts, and the shy-guilty-mind-after-sex type of girls will always press charges after sex/or after denial-of-service lol.)
What you should do? Just spread the rumour that she's a lowly cunt. She'll get comunally raped, eventually, by the footbal team.
That, and when she calls you asking why you don't phone her, just state that you don't want nothing to do with a person with such an ill-reputation. Remember to remark that is not "Josh" who told you about her, or her close friend, say you've been hearing the same shit from quite a large group of people, and that she surely has aids-ridden nads.
Avoid courtrooms at all costs!
Also remember that since she's a slut, she's a potential trouble maker, so once she fucks a couple of big lads, expect to get jumped. When that happens, you either get a gun, report to police or stalk her out/break into house and beat the shit out of her, saying her relatives will be next.
Good luck!
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#36
 2006-12-18, 19:35
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Gwanky:
I liked her for a long ass time, like almost a month
R00FLEZ
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#37
 2006-12-18, 22:43
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
Don't be too hard on this guy, hes only young and still learning. I've been there, we all have, so stop acting all hardcore and like you know everything about relationships. No-one does.
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#38
 2006-12-18, 22:54
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Vilkacis:
Don't be too hard on this guy, hes only young and still learning. I've been there, we all have, so stop acting all hardcore and like you know everything about relationships. No-one does.
A month was never a "long ass time" to me. I had a crush on a girl for two years.
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#39
 2006-12-18, 23:21
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Orange_Crusader:
Wow that sucks hardcore...
Tell me bout it, though. Found out that this chick I like(d?) at work is a pretty big slut herself (mostly rugby/etc. team, though she's apparently bi, so it expands from there as you may expect). Why do I manage to find the most messed up ones? :\
Edit: Funny story, a few guys at work are now trying to get us to hook up (since I dropped it after I found ^ this news out), but they don't know. Huzzah.
Your post freaks me out because this is my EXACT situation down to the last word. 
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#40
 2006-12-18, 23:45
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
All girls are whores.
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#41
 2006-12-18, 23:46
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
A month was never a "long ass time" to me. I had a crush on a girl for two years.
7 years.
I got over it.
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#42
 2006-12-18, 23:51
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by Gwanky:
So on Friday the girl I liked was asking me who I liked. After about half hour of prodding I broke down and told her you. She freaked out and said she'd had the biggest crush on me the past three weeks. Her best friend whos also good friends with me said to watch out becuase shes a heartbreaker.
I didn't believe her because the girl seemed really harmless. Her parents are divorced and she lives with her mom, but was at her dads for saturday. So we finally hung out on sunday. We went downtown with another guy and girl, and it was weird because the girl I liked seemed completely uninterested in me. Then we met up with some other guys. I had to leave early, but she and her friend stayed along w\ some other guys that I dont know that well.
I just finished talking to her best friend, who said that after I left she hooked up with another guy. Apparently the girl I liked has trouble saying no to guys and always tells them what they wanna hear or something. I mean thats fucked up. It hurt me, and I barely have a soul. A more sensitive person might have done something drastic I mean thats fucked up.
totally unlong and yes, you still have a soul.
and trust me, i'm one of those 'sensitive' types. but i'm still colder than ice. so don't feel bad homie. i'm so emotionally distraught.
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#43
 2006-12-18, 23:59
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
That's really fucked up. I would most likely flip out on her and then never talk to her again
Edit-And Gus I am sure you know that everyone has to learn things the hard way or else it doesn't really stick.
[This message has been edited by moss2455 (edited 12-19-2006).]
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#44
 2006-12-19, 00:09
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:
First off, the fact you consider that long, PLUS your gay thread, tells me you are no older then 13. In this case, take comfort in the fact that any relationship you have is basically pointless. lol, unintentional flame.
edit:what do you mean, "hooked up"? Did they fuck? or just have a conversation?
2nd edit: dude, your fucking around the age of 12. ok, get over it, and enjoy being that age while you can.
Hooked up, gave head to, and I'm 15 unlike most of Totse I don't feel the need to lie about my age.
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#45
 2006-12-19, 00:27
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
That wasn't that long. Sounds like you should get over it and be a little bit more assertive in your dating affairs.
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#46
 2006-12-19, 01:31
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
OP = emo much?
Shut the fuck up, stop whining.
I laughed at 'I barely have a soul part.' Cut this shit out and enjoy life, for fuck's sake. Get over her.
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#47
 2006-12-19, 05:14
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Re: So the girl I liked is a complete slut (Long)
I laughed so hard at Ronin13's post my stomach hurts.
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