Alright, it's the 17th. That's basically 7 days before Christmas.

What are good ideas? I'm up to hard work.

Why not make her a sex toy/dildo? I'm sure there are instructions on the net for making a cast of your own erection etc etc. Or carve it out of some mystical wood if you've got that talent.

Cut some 'meaningful' runes into it and bath it in moonlight to ritually charge it.

Or if you want expensive then hand work her a silver athane with a black ebony handle.

quote:Originally posted by Graah:

But as much as she likes the things I make her, money really does speak loudly, to everyone.

No it doesn't... At least, not unless she's a materialistic girl. Which most women are, mind you, but I know certainly that I'd rather get something with heart than something that costs a lot... It's nice being a guy a guess, eh?

quote:Originally posted by Graah:

What's something not too expensive that I can buy her that won't be trashy or cheap?

A giftcard to Borders. Or maybe some perfume.

quote:Originally posted by Graah:

And also, if I wanted to buy her a sex toy, is there a way I could order one anonymously, so that it doesn't say on the box something embarrassing?

Almost every site sends their sex toys out in simple brown boxes with simple names.

quote:Originally posted by Graah:

What are good ideas? I'm up to hard work. She's into spirituality and the like.

Get her a Jesus shaped vibrating cross dildo. She'd LOVE it.

I made my husband a scarf this year. He loves Batman comics, so I made it purple with a green border and green fringe...Like the Joker. It actually turned out very pretty, so that's cool. I intend to also make him 5 mini cakes and decorate them beautifully. (Thank you Yoyobek for the idea!)

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I bought this just yesterday off the net I love it and I hope she does too, diamonds are her birthstone and I don't think she has any other diamond jewellry, lucky me because I love diamonds too but the price of them usually kinda sucks.

I didn't really make it but the effort and thought comes in with the fact it took me SOO long to find something that looked nice, wasn't fake diamonds or gold and I could actually afford, that being the big one. I got this for under 100 Canadian and it retails for 400 American! Gotta keep all that price stuff hush hush though, only totse can know!

Moral is you can get jewellry off the internet really cheap but its getting kinda late now cause you gotta wait for shipping.

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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Why not make her a sex toy/dildo? I'm sure there are instructions on the net for making a cast of your own erection etc etc. Or carve it out of some mystical wood if you've got that talent.

Cut some 'meaningful' runes into it and bath it in moonlight to ritually charge it.

Or if you want expensive then hand work her a silver athane with a black ebony handle.



HAHA.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Why not make her a sex toy/dildo? I'm sure there are instructions on the net for making a cast of your own erection etc etc. Or carve it out of some mystical wood if you've got that talent.

Cut some 'meaningful' runes into it and bath it in moonlight to ritually charge it.



YES! Enchanted dildo, best idea ever!

my boyfriend just barely admitted he's buying me anything, good luck to all with THEIR dead-beat stupid-heads, I think that cuts it for the crapiest you can EVER feel