Last night I took my sleeping pill and passed out about 20 minutes later. Sometime later I wake up and my husband is....performing analingus on me. I was all confused and I don't really remember much after that except him starting to have sex with me in a really wierd position that made me need to pee really bad.

So what is kind of strange about this whole scenerio is that he got off on it! Why would he want to have sex with me while I was asleep? When I asked him about it this morning he was all like, "Oh what, you don't trust me? I'm your HUSBAND!" :/

Now I don't care that he wanted to have sex with me...It's just that I want to be awake for it.

So is this a common guy thing, or is my husband just a pervert?

Licking people while they sleep is hot, ya dig?

Heh... Maybe he was just lonely.

I wouldn't do it...But then I've never tried it so I guess I can't say if I'd like it or not!:P

maybe it is just a fetish

Maybe he'll find that there's an advantage of you taking drugs and drinking and will get off your back now.

...or...on it, I suppose.

[This message has been edited by oc6 (edited 12-17-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Maybe he'll find that there's an advantage of you taking drugs and drinking and will get off your back now.

...or...on it, I suppose.



My poor laptop screen! *shakes fist and piece of Bounty at oc6 *

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-17-2006).]

Perhaps you were saying things in your sleep that made him horny.

I don't see anything wrong with this... You weren't exactly using your pussy and ass at the time, right?

Share, and share alike!

I think I have a new fetish

It's an old one, but a good one!!

well technically that is a sexual assault....

It just sounds to me like you fell into a drugged sleep before your husband was quite ready.

Since you were in a pharmaceutical sleep and not likely to wake up, he took the liberty of having sex with your somnolent body.

Does he normally perform...analingus...on you? Or only when you're passed out?

Heh, well he WOULD perform EAL (Evil AnaLingus) on me every second of every day if I would let him...But I don't normally give into that sort of stuff.

Xiao Mei, you're going to love anal sex, I'm sure.

Thats kind of odd. If you have a problem with it then talk to him and tell him that was a bad touch. If I was going to do something to a girlfriend while she was asleep it would be going down on her. That way she has something nice to wake up to, and it would lead to sex. Not waking up to being pumped in the ass.

No, no, NO you definitely misunderstood my post!!

There was no EAS involved in what happened...It was just regular sex preceeded by analingus. Analingus is a lot like oral sex, except it's licking the ass.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Analingus is a lot like oral sex, except it's licking the ass.

Oh I've got a little brown button I need ya to lick. Oh please just a lick, a single little lick!

pix plz

Oh yeah I forgot to post the polaroids we just happened to take during the event!:P

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Oh yeah I forgot to post the polaroids we just happened to take during the event!:P

STOP FORGETTING WOMAN AND POST THEM!! :rawr:

this come under the heading of 'rape' just to let you know...

This remind me of a story a girl told me once. She woke up and her hand was wrapped around her boyfriends dick and he was making her jack him off. Most girls find it kind of strange/funny if their inviloved with the person..not like rape...I don't know why I keep typing..

quote:Originally posted by nau06248:

this come under the heading of 'rape' just to let you know...

Not really.

Maybe he was curious to see if he could have you orgasm without waking up?

Maybe he was practicing his technique for when you DID wake up?

Maybe he was waking you up for further sexing, in his own special way?

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My girlfriend talks in her sleep. One night, she mumbled something about potato chips, then told me, "Adam, play with my tits."...it was slurred, but I deal with enough heroin junkies to know what she said.

So, she wakes up to me sucking her tits, sex follows, good times.

I want to bone her while she's asleep though.

I found myself in a similar situation once. Hahaha.. I understand your confusion.

I think I saw this one some talk show once. A guy kept fucking his wife while she was sleeping and she kept getting pregnant and she couldn't figure out why. I think it was on Dr. Phil actually. They deemed it rape. But I guess you woke up though, so it's different. Maybe.

Heh, well I won't get a surprise pregnancy from this since we are BOTH sterile.:P

I don't think he was raping me...I just want him to wait until I'm awake and not all drugged so I can enjoy it too! Also, his semen got all over the place and dried in an unpleasant...Stiff place on my sheet.

I mostly just wanted to see if other guys did this...Mostly.

Your the ONLY reglar I've ever seen have consistently important or good posts Xiao. Why aren't you a mod?

i would never do that, under no circumstances...

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Heh, well I won't get a surprise pregnancy from this since we are BOTH sterile.:P

I don't think he was raping me...I just want him to wait until I'm awake and not all drugged so I can enjoy it too! Also, his semen got all over the place and dried in an unpleasant...Stiff place on my sheet.

I mostly just wanted to see if other guys did this...Mostly.

With all respect, how can you be sterile? You frequently mention having a child.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

With all respect, how can you be sterile? You frequently mention having a child.

Come on, are you serious? How do sterile people have kids, think real hard.

quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:

Come on, are you serious? How do sterile people have kids, think real hard.

Well, you could ADOPT, but that isn't "having" a kid.

quote:Originally posted by nau06248:

i would never do that, under no circumstances...

If I came up apon a sleeping Xiao Mei, I'd totally try and find, then take a picture of her clit.

It's a normal thing.

i was meaning if it was like my wife... there is just something that says 'nope you are not doing that' in my head.

SHIT i have morals... they are annoying sometimes...

But yes PICTURES!! who wouldnt?!

Morals are those little voices of people that have told you things over and over again until you actually hear them in your head...

Just ignore them like usually, and make the girl have a WET DREAM.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

With all respect, how can you be sterile? You frequently mention having a child.

I only became sterile this last January and she was born in 2001. I had a partial hysterectomy ergo I became unable to become pregnant. Also my husband had a vasectomy in 2002, so...

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quote:Originally posted by Gus:

If I came up apon a sleeping Xiao Mei, I'd totally try and find, then take a picture of her clit.

You would not succeed, for my clitoris is invisible to the naked eye.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

You would not succeed, for my clitoris is invisible to the naked eye.

Good thing my eyes never strip below the tasteful underwear I've made them wear since they were but eyelets!

Now then, where did I hide those dress shoes?

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I only became sterile this last January and she was born in 2001. I had a partial hysterectomy ergo I became unable to become pregnant. Also my husband had a vasectomy in 2002, so...



Alrighty. I was just wondering since you frequently speak of your child.

You can't really consent while you're asleep...

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Heh, well he WOULD perform EAL (Evil AnaLingus) on me every second of every day if I would let him...But I don't normally give into that sort of stuff.

haha apparently he was fiending on the EAL, so he took the advantage of you while you were passed out. hes just like all other guys we a re all horny

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

You can't really consent while you're asleep...

You can't really say no either...

Score!

quote:Originally posted by Rock:

You can't really say no either...

Score!

Yes, but you need consent to have sex. You don't need someone saying "no", you need someone saying "yes".

or something

im pretty ripped

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quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

Not really.

Why not.

I actually think thqat legally it would be classed as rape.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:



Sometime later I wake up and my husband is....performing analingus on me.



lol

maybe you should just have a sense of humor about it

I would've thought it'd be fine, except that he was using your sleeping state to do something you wouldn't normally let him do. If he can't see that point of view, wake him up with a vibrator in the ass. "Oh, what, you don't trust me? I'm your WIFE!"

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

I would've thought it'd be fine, except that he was using your sleeping state to do something you wouldn't normally let him do. If he can't see that point of view, wake him up with a vibrator in the ass. "Oh, what, you don't trust me? I'm your WIFE!"

I LOLLED HARD

^Lol, yea that was pretty funny.

Seriously though, do people like this really exsist in this world?

Xiao for some reason I think you are a pathelogical liar.

Heh, I WISH...

There are times when you just get really horney, and why jack off when you have a beautiful woman there? Its kind of a matter of the ego, what would be more pride hurting...jacking off in bed beside your wife, or enduring a little bit of criticism or surprise when/if she wakes up?

I definatly can't get off if the girl isn't getting off. It just doesn't work for me.

(However, waking a girl up by eating her out is fun for everyone. Going further than that is just...not cool man.)

[This message has been edited by landspeed_presents (edited 12-19-2006).]

Heh, that kind of stuff was normal in my relationship with my ex-gf, it was generally accepted for most of our relationship, except until recently when she decided we needed to break up because I was messy and unorganized, and that she thought all I ever wanted from her was sex. I wish she could see the truth of who I am despite the way things seemed.

I think he wants to be dominant or something. He always wants me to hold perfectly still when we're having sex, so he can position my body how he likes and such.

I'd find that kinda disturbing waking up to find someone fucking me.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I'd find that kinda disturbing waking up to find someone fucking me.



Surprised anyone would fuck you?

my girlfriends sisters boyfriend fucked her while she was asleep once after she took some tyelenol pm

i was just like how good could he be if he barely woke you up?

"I'll make love to you in your sleep &

Lord knows, you'll feel no pain..."

>Jimi Hendrix

from what i understand its not uncommon, as i have posted before i have had sex with girlfriends when they are asleep and have spoken to several mates who have done the same.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Surprised anyone would fuck you?

Well that was rather uncalled for considering I did nothing to provoke you.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Well that was rather uncalled for considering I did nothing to provoke you.



Well i am assuming that you are fat/ugly so...

I think being ugly/fat is enough to provoke some sort of reaction from anyone at any time.

Just my two cents.

quote:Originally posted by Spanish Castle Magic:

Just my two cents.

Your two cents are useless, stupid. Stay the fuck out of this without you knowing the people involved.

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Surprised anyone would fuck you?

Hexadecimal, I'd totally fuck her. And I can name five people off-hand that aren't as fat and ugly as myself that would rock her world.

Stop being a fucking asshole to Kate. She's a good person.

I'm not going to refrain from my jokes just because someone's going to take offense.

It's the internet...of all the places you should dismiss me as a joking fool, this would be it.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I'm not going to refrain from my jokes just because someone's going to take offense.

It's the internet...of all the places you should dismiss me as a joking fool, this would be it.

Actually it's the same reason I get flak... You're a well-known member and not just some n00b. If you've noticed whenever I joke, I get called on it all of the time, and it ends up not even being fun for me.

That's what short remarks that are funny for all parties work the best. I usually go with insulting religious figures, then. Although political always work... And no one likes attention-whoreing noobs.

I may be a well known and contributing member...but I still like to be an assclown every once in awhile.

I may have matured, but the psuedo-rebellious drug abusing people hating adolescent is still in me somewhere.

Lol

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I may have matured, but the psuedo-rebellious drug abusing people hating adolescent is still in me somewhere.

Read that out loud, and tell me what the fuck you are talking about?

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I may be a well known and contributing member...but I still like to be an assclown every once in awhile.

I may have matured, but the psuedo-rebellious drug abusing people hating adolescent is still in me somewhere.

Yeah? Well then you obviously haven't stabbed him in the FACE ENOUGH TIMES!!

Hmm, I was expecting alot different responces when I read the topic....I guess my girl is one of the few that accualy likes being woken up to sex? I always thought she was of the majority...guess not

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

"I'll make love to you in your sleep &

Lord knows, you'll feel no pain..."

>Jimi Hendrix

Voodoo chille?

Why not just ask your s/o permission the night before you go to sleep? I've never tried it myself, but the girls I've met in the past say they wouldn't mind as long they were asked. I know I wouldn't have a problem with an attempt to get me off without waking me up. It would be a fun challenge.

My fiance and I have this thing we call "alarm-cock"...basically, she works a lot and sleeps for a large portion of her time at home. I, on the other hand, am a night person, so I'm generally awake doing things around the house or on the computer (in the bedroom) while shes asleep.

Basically what happens is that as I'm putting her to bed, we'll decide if there'll be alarm-cock that night. She sleeps for a few hours, I do my thing around the house, then usually as I'm going to bed, or when she has to get up in the morning, she is pleasantly awoken by me...you get the idea.

I think its a lot of fun, especially because quite often she wont wake up for a minute or two, but shes clearly getting into it. Its like I sort of take over whatever dream she is having, and turn it into a sexy dream. And she'll slowly fade into awareness and just become more...active in the sex. By the time we're done, shes awake, and I'm ready to sleep. Its perfect for people with opposite scheduals.

Anyways, thats my take on the whole thing. I say next time you wake up with a tongue in your ass, appriciate the action and get into it.

quote:Originally posted by Spanish Castle Magic:

Well i am assuming that you are fat/ugly so...

I think being ugly/fat is enough to provoke some sort of reaction from anyone at any time.

Just my two cents.



Wow, so you haven't actually seen my picks either, you really must be an asshole to just judge someone outta nowhere, and for no reason at all!

Now gtfo.

I read somewhere that girls don't like to be do anything sexual the moment they wake up. But that doesnt really stop me from rubbin my dick on my gf's ass when she's asleep.

She doesn't really mind, and i find it a big turn on.

quote:Originally posted by torxx:

I read somewhere that girls don't like to be do anything sexual the moment they wake up. But that doesnt really stop me from rubbin my dick on my gf's ass when she's asleep.

She doesn't really mind, and i find it a big turn on.

Dunno where you heard that. My gf routinely wakes up and totally jumps me.

I don't like mind that he did it, I would just rather be awake.

Also, I just wanted to see if he was the only one.:P

Maybe he was trying to surprise you?

Waking up to analingus would surprise me...

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Also, I just wanted to see if he was the only one.:P

I hear about it a lot, actually, and it's something I haven't gotten the chance to do. Pity my live-in-girlfriend was a light sleeper.

But yeah, I think all men like the idea... The girl is completely defenseless and open to anything YOU want to do... It's like a rape fantasy but a little better, legally.

Could be an unfufilled fantasy. I've always thought of STARTING to have sex with my gf, wake her up and continue awake, but this is a little bit different.

I still stand by the fact that it could be a fantasy.

What would be perverted is this: Giving your daugther 3 very strong sleeping pills and taking her virginity.

I knew a man who did this, I tried to report him to the cops, but all they did was tell me to fuck off. Nice, huh?

I have often wanted to do it, however she always wakes up...

i'm always the one who wakes up horny and initiates stuff, so i've gotta say i'd DEFINITELY appreciate it if my boyfriend woke me up like that. he's usually the one to wake up with me straddling/sucking him, and i would be 100% game for being on the surprised receiving end.

LMAO wtf is wrong with him, fetishs are weird. I like my bitch awake

i would have taken the covers off you an opened the window so you were cold. it would have been like having sex witha corpse

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I think he wants to be dominant or something. He always wants me to hold perfectly still when we're having sex, so he can position my body how he likes and such.

I must say the more and more you describe his sexual ways the more and more he reminds me of Ted Bundy.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I'd find that kinda disturbing waking up to find someone fucking me.



I actually like that, there is no better way to wake up.

And it got better when I was sleeping with a girl and not my older brother.

quote:Originally posted by DirtyBlanket:

but all they did was tell me to fuck off. Nice, huh?

"Hey this dude totally drugged and fucked his own daughter, I think you should ruin his life by investigating. I have no proof whatsoever, you should trust me unquestionably!!

quote:Originally posted by tenguy:

I actually like that, there is no better way to wake up.

And it got better when I was sleeping with a girl and not my older brother.

I giggled.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I giggled.

That made my day

If you don't like it you could always fart right in his face.

Not sure if it was mentioned yet, but it could be due to your sleeping medication.

Temazepam used to make me have auditory hallucinations that I'd respond to, awake or asleep. You could have been talking in your sleep and he took it as an invitation.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

my husband is....performing analingus

Self pwn.

Your husband likes the taste of shit.

In no way was it some sort of act for you, the guy just likes shit.

Next time (after you eventually divorce), dont get married, its fucking pointless.

If you're really meant to be together you don't need a piece of paper from the government to validate your relationship.

However, its more likely some vain attempt to gloss over the obvious cracks in your relationship by doing "the right thing" or making the relationship more "meaningful".

Your husband is a fail. I just hope to god he dicked you instead of just sampling brown.

my boy friend tends to do that to in the middle of the night at like 2 in the morning because he's really "needy" if you know what i mean. i dont know i guess you could say that guys dont like sleeping when their horny they would rather just fuck their partner even though we're asleep.

If anyone.... and I mean anyone.... ever tried to fuck me in my sleep they would get the biggest beating of their life and not in a kinky way.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I giggled.

So disturbing....

Analilingus while you sleep is kinda weird.. as for sex and he knows that you trust him I guess its pretty normal, he probably just wanted to switch things up a little and try something new.