i beat my wife at least once a week just to make her cry. Then i tell her im sorry and i love her and ill never do it again. I wait a few days and then i beat her again. I get off on watching the faces she makes when she cries, its funny as hell, its just so awesome i cant describe it. Except I dont want her to leave me or call the cops again I need a new lie to tell her.. maybe if i tell her im going to counseling! then if i beat her i can say 'look baby im trying, i really am, i just slipped up! you see me going to counselin right?!'

Does anybody else feel this way and whats your favorite method of dishing out the beating?

Lol, troll.

Internal Rectal Pounding!

Hex supports wife-beaters!

What a man you are!

Hex, wifebeaters are misunderstood! I dont do it to 'hurt' her.. i just do it to make her cry! Sometimes I can do it by hurting her feelings which is really funny too. I think I have a fetish for watching people. The only reason i had kids was so i can beat them.

You fail at trolling.