The movie "Cars".

Girl on the shampoo bottle =/

I'm female, but...

Those really old christmas movies? With the heat miser?

Rofl. ._.

SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flood control

Lame cheesy smartass answer but...

A girl I love? :P

If that's the weirdest thing you ever jacked off to she must be a real fucking freak.

Santa beating a young girl with a candy cane. He used a lump of coal as a gag when he ass raped her.

She was 11.

^ That just became the weirdest thing 2 people have jacked off to.

The rouge in Diablo, using the z button.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

^ That just became the weirdest thing 2 people have jacked off to.

Glad my thoughts entertain...

deadendgirl

Joking

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was too creeped out to jack off to that one.

quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

I was too creeped out to jack off to that one.

Well it was harder than you think. I was crying in fear the whole time I was fapping.

quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

I was too creeped out to jack off to that one.



I actually thought it was pretty cool.

but still, how many people in the world can have a dinosaur gang bang fetish? that's pretty far out there.

my humps music video

quote:Originally posted by gam3r_with_revenge:



my humps music video

thats not all that weird.

quote:Originally posted by Docta_Gonzo:

thats not all that weird.

Meh

quote:Originally posted by gam3r_with_revenge:



my humps music video

yeah man up the fucking ante.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



2nd'd.

I wasn't jacking off to her. But I was on the same couch as my grandma once. She didn't even realise.

Hard to say. There have been some damn weird things that got me off. Not even specifically sexual, just some random drawing in a book or something.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 12-17-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Influx:

Girl on the shampoo bottle =/



Same.

Nothing that fucked up. Probably henti (it was only one time so stfu).

Further maths exam.

That chick in Jet Force Gemini. If you made her crouch just right, you could see up her skirt.

What? I was like, 11. Haha.

quote:Originally posted by Influx:

Girl on the shampoo bottle =/



Guilty. Also some YTMNDs, some odd movies and TV shows, and some beasty pr0n. (Really drunk on that last one.)

quote:Originally posted by Kooper0:

Further maths exam.

haha

weird totse incest story

Secretly Cybering with my mom on a troll sn.

Totse nonconsensual erotica... and hentai porn...

This thread.

A chicken cutlet

I don't know, but every time I do jack off to something weird I keep thinking that it's going to fuck up my psyche.

quote:Originally posted by z3r0 c001:

I don't know, but every time I do jack off to something weird I keep thinking that it's going to fuck up my psyche.

If you're jacking off to it, you already have a fucked up psyche.

quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

If you're jacking off to it, you already have a fucked up psyche.

If you're on totse, you already have a fucked up psyche

the beat of "Let the bodies hit the floor"



huh get it "beat"

a chick raping another chick with a strapon up the ass.....i whacked off to it yesterday....its hot

The thought of my friend turning into an elephant. She is a girl, who I wanted to fuck but my friend kept ruining it by telling me elephant stories so in the end, I cam to the elephant.

Lazytown girl, some TV shows, most of the totse erotica,

Shemales. But I personaly don't think it's that weird. Take a walk on the wild side.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Santa beating a young girl with a candy cane. He used a lump of coal as a gag when he ass raped her.

She was 11.

I jacked off to that just reading it

pictures of some hot girls legs i snapped while pretending to text people.

not weird but creepy.

and once I jacked off to a video of some girl eating.

got me off.. i dunno

sound.

A painting on my toilet wall.

You guys ever played that video game Banjo Kazooie on the N64? Well you know how the sequel was called Banjo Tooie? You know how Kazooie would bend over and shoot out eggs?

eh...

........

quote:Originally posted by TruthWielder:

You guys ever played that video game Banjo Kazooie on the N64? Well you know how the sequel was called Banjo Tooie? You know how Kazooie would bend over and shoot out eggs?

eh...

........

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

A TV guide. No pics either.

i forgot when on Oblivion I stalked this hot girl I saw walking all the way home, killed her and took off her clothes and jacked off to that.

Then I dragged her around so her ass would face up, and switched the positions as i pleased myself.

The posts in this thread.

This video I stumbled upon that was really fucked up (I really wish I kept the link...)

It was of this asian chick tied down in this little pen(arms to the top 2 corners, legs to the bottom two) that had a base of astroturf, and then some guy went and smeard peanut butter on her nipples and vag, as well as little bits on her stomach and legs and arms, and then they put two Shitsuzs (SP? Those tiny, ugly dogs), in the pen, and they ran around licking the peanut butter off while she giggled and squirmed.

Hot.

nekkid pics of wintermute

Pokemon hentai.

No no.. wait..

Carol Vorderman.

the idea that god exists..pure ectasy but completely untrue I think.

quote:Originally posted by EmptyBottle:

nekkid pics of wintermute

OLD!

whenever i would smoke, i'd get a choner. so one time when i was high, i went and hid in the shed cause i thought my neighbors smelled it, and then i seen my car manual with this chick on it, so i ended up coming on the lawnmower. even funnier, my uncle who is mentally retarded, couldnt figure out what the spot on the lawnmower came from. i told him a bird pooped on it.

The food network. The host was really hot.

Midget Porn

Candy Suxx, in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. It's either that or one time I beat it to Cosmo.

Anyone remember the strip club thing in Tony Hawks Underground? With 2 strippers outside and 2 inside?

Yea...

i fapped when i was playing sonic adventure 2 and i was playing tails and she bent over, i started gettin hot and fapped there at the moment, i got that picture stuck in my head, so when i think of tails, i fap

edit: tails is a girl right?

quote:Originally posted by nonarky:

i fapped when i was playing sonic adventure 2 and i was playing tails and she bent over, i started gettin hot and fapped there at the moment, i got that picture stuck in my head, so when i think of tails, i fap

edit: tails is a girl right?



Nope... He's a boy. You scarred me for life...

Just edit your post to "Amy Rose" lol

The weather channel.

did anyone else look up Amy Rose because they think she's sexy? I love her so muc haha

quote:Originally posted by DirtyBlanket:

The food network. The host was really hot.

Seconded. That and I was at home due to a cold. Wasted time nicely.

quote:Originally posted by out2kyl:

a chick raping another chick with a strapon up the ass.....i whacked off to it yesterday....its hot

yeah...I'm not weird for that am I?

You guys ever play Tomb Raider as a horny teenage boy?

Yea...

Haha this thread is gold.

quote:Originally posted by Lobo:

Secretly Cybering with my mom on a troll sn.

Tell more.

quote:Originally posted by DirtyBlanket:

The food network. The host was really hot.

Rachael Ray ftw!!

quote:Originally posted by IcY:

Rachael Ray ftw!!

fuck that, Giada DiLaurentiis omg, bonerific.

i didnt jack off to this, but i watched this scene from a porno where this girl gets fucked in the ass, and then she shits out the cum onto a glass table (you see this happen from underneath the glass table) and then she proceeds to lick it up.

deadendgirl... Wait, no, sorry guys, it was two hippos having sex...

Beginners mistake.

quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

This thread.

beat me to it *no pun intended* i actually was scanning to see if someone else had said it b4 i posted.....

a lot of things

lets not get started

quote:Originally posted by nonarky:

edit: tails is a girl right?

Holy hell, no O_O

totse erotica. ha

Fapped on the bus once, turning myself off by the chance the passing cars and pedestrians might see me ^^

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=56781

This one time i remembered this dream i had when i fingered a girl...

Yea...

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=56781

oh my god, thats all i have to say , mey he smite you

quote:Originally posted by albinoblacksheep:

Candy Suxx, in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. It's either that or one time I beat it to Cosmo.

that wasn't me, that was pyro. For me, the weirdest thing(well, not jacked off, seeing I have no penis). But the weirdest thing would be. Yeah, Nora Roberts. The McGregor series. Which is weird, cause it was straight sex, but it was hot. Really hot.

"She was trapped in a world of silk and fire." That got me off. That one sentence.

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=56781

wow, she must have terrible self esteem issues.

some fucked up japaneese shit like they stuck a ocotopussy up her cunt? , then the y fucked the shit out of her with their ands , both hands simutniusly , other then that , i fucked my exgirlfreind watching some animal porn , horse on girl , goat on guy , guy fucking a chiken till death? stuff like that...

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=56781

Dude... just... dude it's... dinosaurs...

You defy all words. eww.

quote:Originally posted by jcl666:

some fucked up japaneese shit like they stuck a ocotopussy up her cunt?

Oh, you mean Elmer.

I beated off to black people once.

Not like a black girl..or guy. Just black people in general; the concept.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Tzxn8xVIE

Me getting caught masturbating to the weirdest thing i've ever masturbated to.

quote:Originally posted by Miluardo:

I wasn't jacking off to her. But I was on the same couch as my grandma once. She didn't even realise.

your fuckin strange

A door in a wood magazine.

anything in TOTSE's erotica section, involving incest. also some fucked up japanese shit. also once while doing maths homework several years ago, thinking of nothing in particular.

what happened to the totse i love where people would randomly post strange erotic fiction? sometimes that would make my day. I think I'll try to revive the tradition.

im ashamed to say the entire purple rain soundtrack.

and even worse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k9ebtqSNNs

i have major issues

quote:Originally posted by DocShay:

ht tp://www.y outube.com /watch?v=z 5Tzxn8xVIE (http: //www.yout ube.com/wa tch?v=z5Tz xn8xVIE)

Me getting caught masturbating to the weirdest thing i've ever masturbated to.

Everyone calls that shit fake but really everything about it makes me feel its true. The jackee's breathing/realistic reaction to getting caught/camera man's laugh. It was all sincere, you can tell. Truly a great moment in internet history.

Edit: However, the loud "shhh" in the hall and the fact the cameraman instantly zoomed in on the screen instead of bursting out laughing right away is kind of suspicious...but it still just has a real vibe. You get a vibe when something is fake, and I didn't get one.

Wow, I've spent alot of time talking about this...

And Hex's story about jerking off to that santa scene...hilarioius.



[This message has been edited by SlapinFoFun (edited 01-02-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Feds In Town:

i forgot when on Oblivion I stalked this hot girl I saw walking all the way home, killed her and took off her clothes and jacked off to that.

Then I dragged her around so her ass would face up, and switched the positions as i pleased myself.

hahahahaha fuckin gold

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..says it all, really

http://tinyurl.com/yx3clf

quote:Originally posted by xAx:

the beat of "Let the bodies hit the floor"



huh get it "beat"

You must have been bleeding after that. Imagine the slayer song 'raining blood'? oh my god, you'd rub yourself raw. No skin left.

quote:Originally posted by moss2455:

If you're on totse, you already have a fucked up psyche

Second.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

^ That just became the weirdest thing 2 people have jacked off to.

I LOL'd!

I was only 14 when I had my first job, and I was often times left alone the whole night totally alone in the building... I was a forklift driver (this was a really grimey place in the industrial district... an alcohol "recycling" plant or something. I got paid during the day to dump alcohol out (down my throat) and got paid at night to setup the warehouse for the morning workers.

Well, on our time cards that we swiped, we had our picture on it so incase it got lost there is a good chance it would come back to the right owner. One of the bosses was this hot little blonde thing that I had a huge woody for all the time... well, one day all of the work was done and I decided I wasn't done getting paid yet so I went over to the clock and grabbed her card and jerked off to the picture on it and ended up hitting the card all over. I did a half-assed clean up job on the card and put it back. I left a pretty big glob on the card intentionally though, just because I was a little bastard back then.

quote:Originally posted by Miluardo:

did anyone else look up Amy Rose because they think she's sexy? I love her so muc haha

Yep.

if you guys have ever played fable, the picture of the mayor in northern bowerstone thats in the strategy guide,that and beast pr0n, but i was baked out of my mind when i did it.

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quote:Originally posted by legituser:

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=56781

Dear jesus. Bump for this vid!

simpsons

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Phil:

weird totse incest story

thats kinda weird from dr. phil. haha

quote:Originally posted by rifter:

I'm a heterosexual male with a foot fetish.

Once I painted my toenails with purple nail-polish, then masturbated to the sight of them. I've also licked my own feet/toes to heighten my sexual arousal on many occasions.

dude no offense but....YOU ARE FUCKED UP...see a therapist...

the cover painting on the barnes and nobles classics edition of ovid's metamorphoses.