So I was at Wal-Mart and I there were these two hot blonde chicks doing their xmas shopping or whatever. I kept making eye-contact with one of them... she actually looked a lot like my friends' sister ironically (the friend who I was with).

We were in the battery section, where she made some kind of comment about a vibrator, and then looked at me. Instantly I knew she was into me, so I started hitting on her.

Then we made our way into the CD section, where my stupid drunk friend was all like "omg why are you hitting on ugly-ass, trailor-trash white girls? Persian girls are where it's at."

(He has a new fetish for Persian girls fro some fucked up reason and now he feels that any other girl is unattractive...

I'm considering severing the friendship.... It was that fucked up in my opinion. A few friends agreed with me.

Am I over-reacting?

Is that the full extent of the cock block? I wouldn't fall out with a mate for saying something like that. It sounds like there's more to the story though.

This isn't your gay roommate is it?

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Is that the full extent of the cock block? I wouldn't fall out with a mate for saying something like that. It sounds like there's more to the story though.

He always does stupid things like this... The chick I was hitting on was the type that he would normally find extremely attractive, but now he's on this whole "I only like Iranian chicks..." thing..

Or I mean, he was! Then like 3 hours later he's all over this white chick...

Fuck, it's so annoying.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

This isn't your gay roommate is it?

It is, in fact.

haha. that sucks. but hey, I've been cock-blocked much worse. I've literally been pulled away from a girl I was making out with by 3 friends who had to restrain me because I was kicking so hard.

what I didn't know, but my friends did: she had herpes.

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

what I didn't know, but my friends did: she had herpes.

Oh man! Lol.. that was totally in your favor, though!

I've had a guy pull mine and another girls face apart while we were kissing...



But only because he was jealous...

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Oh man! Lol.. that was totally in your favor, though!



I know, I was thankful for it afterwards.

I love my friends ... saving me from STD's... <sigh>

How'd you know you was even going to get any action anyway, likely she was a tease. Damn females.

If he was gay, then what the fuck is the problem?

Gay men are allowed to say anything, because people think it's funny. Simply just reference that he is gay. Not that bad of a cock-block if you ask me.

Maybe your game just isn't that tight.

Did she hear him or something?

You didn't go after that pussy because of what your friend said?



You cockblocked yourself.

quote:Originally posted by Run_For_Tha_Hills:

Did she hear him or something?

You didn't go after that pussy because of what your friend said?



You cockblocked yourself.



QFT, actually.

Well don't let some asshole get in the way of you and your pussy!

i've had the deal sealed before like tits out hand down the pants just about to go find a condom and a bed and the cops come and arrest my ass. Now that is being cockblocked. nothing like a night in jail to cool your jets.

You should have just slapped him upside the head, and said something like "I don't like none of them SAND NIGGERS... I like me 100% AMERICAN PUSSY MAN!" Then walked over there, threw her down, and fucked her right there in the store.

Or at least, that's what your friend wished he could have done to you... ;(

persian chicks? Persia doesn't exist anymore...im at a loss for thought.

besides iranian grls rnt even very attractive overall, IMHO, and i have several iranian friends who have told me that they prefer the white chicks

quote:Originally posted by Run_For_Tha_Hills:

Did she hear him or something?

You didn't go after that pussy because of what your friend said?



You cockblocked yourself.

He must have said it directly to the girls, or else this thread is pointless.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

words

I'm still really scared that you're going around hitting on girls when you possibly have HIV/godknows what.

Did you even go to the hospital? Did you get blood tests? They couldve put you on PEP, antitetroviral shit, and whilst that might inconvienience you for a few months, it's probably a damn site better than not being able to fuck, ever again.



Sorry to harp on about this stuff. I know the *chances* of you having got anything are remote, but it's still a worry, and I dont want you to fuck up your life...or someone elses.

(yoyobek likes the 'zooks)

Strongly agree with Run_For_Tha_Hills in terms of a conclusion to this situation, and yoyobek in terms of GET A FUCKEN BLOOD TEST.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Strongly agree with Run_For_Tha_Hills in terms of a conclusion to this situation, and yoyobek in terms of GET A FUCKEN BLOOD TEST.

What? Even if it's too early for it to work?

People sure are dumb about all facets of sex & relationships, aren't they? How do you deal with being SO DAMN DUMB? Caps Lock?

Does it help?

It's surely better than nothing at this point of time, and a much better use of time than finding more partners to sleep with. Considering the circumstances.

I take it you were never much on Science?

More into the Arts? Slacka? Not much on logic?

Well? It does take all kinds...don't it?

by the title i thought i was going to get an amusing story out of this... obviously not...

you should have stood up for the blond girls and

knocked out your faggot anuslicking friend because he said that sandtwat was attractived your friend is sick in the head, kill him

Surely you could have just grabbed the girl you liked and whispered

"I'm sorry for my friend.. he's missing some real beauty" or something like that, knowing it's him that feels that and just make fun of his lack of sobriety.

gad fucking zooks man!!!!!!

I wouldn't consider that cock blocking.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

I take it you were never much on Science?

More into the Arts? Slacka? Not much on logic?

Well? It does take all kinds...don't it?

More a maths and english fella, actually. I was exceptional in all fields except for environmental science (biology and chemistry).

Now let me pose you a question, Moony: Is it logical to fuck unprotected if you think you might have AIDs? And in your case, is it logical to seemingly support such a series of completely irresponsible acts?

Attack my logic. How stupid of you.

You are adding things^^^ & talking dumb...well so be it. What it is.

I have added nothing. I replied to your comment about my education, I reiterated my original point, and I made it clear that I wasn't pleased to have my intelligence attacked.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Sorry to harp on about this stuff. I know the *chances* of you having got anything are remote, but it's still a worry, and I dont want you to fuck up your life...or someone elses.

(yoyobek likes the 'zooks)

Thanks, but now with my other problem (http://tinyurl.com/y8x78c), I don't think I'll have to worry about passing anything on...

(likes the yoyo)

quote:Originally posted by AquaxMan:

persian chicks? Persia doesn't exist anymore...im at a loss for thought.

A lot of them still refer to themselves as Persian.

quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:

He must have said it directly to the girls.

He said it right out loud in front of all of us, then they walked away.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Surely you could have just grabbed the girl you liked and whispered

"I'm sorry for my friend.. he's missing some real beauty" or something like that, knowing it's him that feels that and just make fun of his lack of sobriety.

That's actually a pretty damn good idea. I should have gone along with something like that.

If only they didn't take off so quickly...

quote:Originally posted by Lazy Serotonin:

gad fucking zooks man!!!!!!

Agreed!

That sucks. But it could be worse..

Your friend sounds exactly like this guy I know. He always says "Persian girls is were its at!"

Couldn't you just have said something like you don't know him, or that he's drunk and then kept picking up? What did you do just walk away after he said it? haha

Beat his ass, or don't do anything, depending on how you see it.

He was drunk, so whatever. I'd let it go and make the motherfucker buy me stoges.

This is cock blocked:

So my then girlfriend and I were messin around in my bed, making out, foreplay and shit.

After like an hour so she is like lets fuck. So I'm excited about losing my virginity when my mom comes home.

OR where when she rubbed up against my dick and acted like she was gonna do stuff with me and then just leaves without even telling me

OR we would be making out and she would suddenly go flirt with a bunch of other guys

thats cock blocked

Sounds shitty, but nonetheless funny

I would forgive him

Unless pussy comes that infrequently to you? Hmmmmmmm?

Jerkin with ya! mmmmmmmmm jerked chicken

You are overreactting. Severing a friendship over that? Must be a weak one in the first place.

quote:Originally posted by yango wango:

You are overreactting. Severing a friendship over that? Must be a weak one in the first place.

He does it all the time, and other stupid, obnoxious behavior that is similar.

quote:Originally posted by trippydeath:

This is cock blocked:

So my then girlfriend and I were messin around in my bed, making out, foreplay and shit.

After like an hour so she is like lets fuck. So I'm excited about losing my virginity when my mom comes home.

OR where when she rubbed up against my dick and acted like she was gonna do stuff with me and then just leaves without even telling me

OR we would be making out and she would suddenly go flirt with a bunch of other guys

thats cock blocked

I think that's more of a case of needing a new girlfriend that isn't such a tease.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

He does it all the time, and other stupid, obnoxious behavior that is similar.

Oh, and he was expecting me to lie to all the girls at the party we were going to that night about him not having a girlfriend, since he plans on cheating on her.

So basically, he expects me to lie to cover his ass, but he will go out of his way to fuck my shit up...