Wemons I meet; theys all bitches.

the pritty ones are assholes

and the nice, smart girls are physically ugly.

Where's my dream woman?

Will I ever find her?

No. Say hello to your left hand, he's your life partner.

they do, but they're mostly taken. michelle pfieffer symbolizes a "great woman" -- she seems intelligent, and she has remained beautiful for most of her life. but she's a goddamn celebrity.

ummm, a lot of women who have good attributes are haughty, and that ruins them. i dunno, if you want to meet great women go work at research labs or volunteer at soup kitchens. great women will be doing great or noble things.

I am so lonely

and a bit horney

gawd i love boobs

so soft, so soft...

Ahhh....

a woman

di di diiiiiiii!!!!!!!

*tear*

give it up..

the above statement disqualifies you from the race for even good women, let alone great.

quote:Originally posted by Isabel:

give it up..

the above statement disqualifies you from the race for even good women, let alone great.

why? good guys don't like boobs? he's horny, give him a break.

*hopes good guys do like boobs*

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

michelle pfieffer

*big dreamy smile*

Good guys like boobs. Better guys like ass

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I dunno.. in my mind good guys can like boobs, but they don't starting up a search for the perfect woman by going "gawd I like boobs"

that should come after she is already fooled by his other charms into thinking he is different from other guys.. then he can oggle the boobies freely.

quote:Originally posted by Isabel:

give it up..

the above statement disqualifies you from the race for even good women, let alone great.

o



Isabel,, that's a pretty name....

tehhee

quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

Wemons I meet; theys all bitches.

the pritty ones are assholes

and the nice, smart girls are physically ugly.

Where's my dream woman?

Will I ever find her?

I think you need to stop being an asshole yourself. It's not them, it's you..

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I think you need to stop being an asshole yourself. It's not them, it's you..

Took the words right outta my mouth.



And no, there is no perfect man or perfect women - so good luck with that.

They exist. The heartache arises because they are all already with guys better than you in every single way.

Life sucks for 99%, is bliss for 1%. The sooner you accept it, the sooner you'll be dead.

To answer your topic question; Yes.

Not all of them are taken, some prostitutes are nice and beautiful and they are always available.

quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

Wemons I meet; theys all bitches.

the pritty ones are assholes

and the nice, smart girls are physically ugly.

Where's my dream woman?

Will I ever find her?

nope...I've met a great woman. granted, Im not dating her..yet. But she's got a pretty face, very smart, and a nice body

My perfect woman exists. But she's too busy with herself and going out drinking with people she barely knows to realise who's been here all along. Perhaps I'll ask her out this week and talk.

^ Yes, do so. Do it man.

quote:^Yes, do so. Do it man.

But how do I get her to realise? Her friends, my friends and her ex have all told me I'm one of the best guys they've met so how do I tell her that without seeming big headed?

They do, I'm meeting one of them in say...a day and a half.

Any girl you're in love with is the greatest woman--the greatest person--on the planet. Wait for love.

*has the greatest woman on the planet*

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

They do, I'm meeting one of them in say...a day and a half.



And if you ever want to be allowed to post here again, we will expect (non erotic) pics and a full write up.

I have spoken.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

(non erotic)

Yes they do, and I have one.

FTW

No, but great men still exist.... Let's go gay together!

*GIggles and grabs his ass* Ooooooo!

quote:Originally posted by deiki:

Not all of them are taken, some prostitutes are nice and beautiful and they are always available.

Not in Ipswich they ain't.

I am lucky, a majority of them go to my High School.

No.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

why? good guys don't like boobs? he's horny, give him a break.

*hopes good guys do like boobs*

Good guys like Legs

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I think you need to stop being an asshole yourself. It's not them, it's you..



maybe you're right.

but I'm not an asshole....I'm a good person...really -- I help old ladies and everything..

I never expected a perfect woman, just my soft dream woman.

Here's a song I made:

Ohhhhhhh dream womannn,

yourrrr mah woman

dream womaaaaaaaaaan!!

Oh!

I hope your not so mean as kATe the mod girl

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

oooh sweety girlly gurl

-

I'm waiting for youuuu

^ man, if I was a chick, I'd be all over you like syphillis.

I have to say the oc6 is the greatest woman I know (she's also the silliest bint at times, but thats the dichotomy that makes me love her so).

Like half of the threads in SA are generalizations about males or females. We should get a new forum

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

Good guys like Legs

Damn, I must be a bad guy, eh?

Tits, ass, legs, face... Hell, I'll take the WHOLE THING PLEASE!!

No, it should be "Good guys lick legs"...must have been a typo.

No... They totally do. Though they all have problems. Everyone does. The last two girls I dated were gorgeous (well, the latter was less gorgeous but hell she had a body on her...), intelligent, and unique in their own way. One was an ex-cokehead, one used to be some guys fucktoy. I loved them both.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

No, it should be "Good guys lick legs"...must have been a typo.

Hell, a smart man will make sure his mouth knows every spot on a girl... As well as his hands... But meh, then again, most people don't want to just explore each other anymore... ;\

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Hell, a smart man will make sure his mouth knows every spot on a girl... As well as his hands... But meh, then again, most people don't want to just explore each other anymore... ;\

People just don't want to explore you because they can't afford to buy a SatNav.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

People just don't want to explore you because they can't afford to buy a SatNav.

Ooooh, such a bad burn. Pardon me while I ask this rather rude question, but who are you?

(internet) FIGHT! (internet) FIGHT! (internet) FIGHT!

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Any girl you're in love with is the greatest woman--the greatest person--on the planet. Wait for love.

*has the greatest woman on the planet*



No, I have the greatest woman on the planet!

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quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

No.

quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

Wemons I meet; theys all bitches.

the pritty ones are assholes

and the nice, smart girls are physically ugly.

Where's my dream woman?

Will I ever find her?

I disagree with everything you have said, with that attitude you'll never find your 'dream woman'. The question also layed out infront of us, is are you actually looking for her i.e. doing anything about it? Or just sitting on your computer waiting for an opportunity to come up?

You know what's nice? Living a life you enjoy and your dream girl just falls in your lap.

I'm wondering how long before she cheats on me though...not like worried about it or anything...but I was thinking earlier, and figured it happens eventually for most everyone. I'm putting 20$ on three years, if anyone wants to take the bet.

They definitely do, and they're probably not all taken, unfortunately most people fall into relationship patterns and go out with the same types of people over and over.

Change you're pattern and maybe you'l find someone, like someone said, go do something nobel and maybe you'll find someone there.

Oh on a more cynical note, maybe some great women have chosen to choose each other....

Yes, there are great women.

And No, they won't fuck you.

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No, I have the greatest woman on the planet![/B][/QUOTE]

We must duel.

quote:Originally posted by Ho ho ho Green Giant:



But how do I get her to realise? Her friends, my friends and her ex have all told me I'm one of the best guys they've met so how do I tell her that without seeming big headed?

You don't tell her, you SHOW her.

quote:Originally posted by Ho ho ho Green Giant:

Perhaps I'll ask her out this week and talk.

ok. I hate to generalizze, but if i was that girl that would stand out in my mind. it's worth a shot right? I mean... what's the worst that could happen? honestly? sounds like a good plan to me.

My theory is that if you meet someone who seems perfect for you, it'll never last.

You'll get too used to each other.. too complacent. Instead of appreciating each other for who you are, you'll get tired of routine and find someone else.

I dunno, maybe I should look at my parents.. they love each other, still together after a good twenty years but they argue a helluva lot.

It's like arguments keep the marraige going.

That would drive me insane.



To the girls of totse.. knowing myself and knowing my friends, there are plenty of great guys out there. Just don't be caught up in the "he's a nice guy but.." sort of mind. Forget about the bad guy.