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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-12-16, 06:37
1nose 1nose is offline
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Default masterbating problem

hey i dont know if this is the rite forum or SG but i have this issue with masterbating my penis burns really bad everytime i try to do it?

i cant say my dad about it bcuz thats sooo imbarrasing so i ask here does anyone know whtathe prob is i cant masterbate now
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Old 2006-12-16, 07:27
fire_jade fire_jade is offline
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Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

But seriously, if it burns when you jack off, you probably did it too much, and now the skin is raw.
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Old 2006-12-16, 07:30
Haelow Haelow is offline
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STD maybe?

forget about your dink, if it hurts, don't tounch it. give it time. time heals all wounds my friend.

but if you're really horny I would recommend just fondling your balls.
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Old 2006-12-16, 07:39
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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doctor, lube, or troll. (evidence = spelling)

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 12-16-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-16, 07:47
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

STD maybe?

forget about your dink, if it hurts, don't tounch it. give it time. time heals all wounds my friend.

but if you're really horny I would recommend just fondling your balls.



ha, STD? I doubt someone with that spelling could even get the action needed for an STD!!!
 #6 
Old 2006-12-16, 08:14
robyextreme robyextreme is offline
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It's cause you jack off to much...
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Old 2006-12-16, 09:05
Argus Argus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

doctor, lube, or troll. (evidence = spelling)



QFT.
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Old 2006-12-16, 09:07
Flock Flock is offline
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1nose is back! The most confusing troll of all.
 
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