What is it about your desirable self that attracts the opposite sex? Your looks, aspects of your personality, certain ways you conduct yourself, mannerisms, how you dress, etc. What is that people who've been attracted to have liked?

Also, what things about you generally make the opposite sex run screaming?

The idea behind this post is I guess for me to be a nosey bastard and also, for those who aren't having much luck with the opposite sex, to give them an idea of the weird shit people are attracted to, and how you can have some luck despite glaringly obvious flaws.

Oh and despite having said opposite sex I suppose fags can post here as well.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Oh and despite having said opposite sex I suppose fags can post here as well.[/B]

you're stupid, and im kinda pervy, which for some reason attracts chicks, but it also works against me

That's up to them.

I think it has something to do with my having ten fingers and ten toes.

Lots of people kind me extremely attractive, some people don't.

I don't know what it is.

I'm vulgar, demeaning, and womanizing. The only women that don't find me sexy are dikes.

Seriously though...I don't know. I'm sick, perverted, warped, lazy, and demanding. I don't know why anyone would put up with me. Oh yeah, I fuck like a piston.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

What is it about your desirable self that attracts the opposite sex?

I'm funny and intelligent.

quote:Also, what things about you generally make the opposite sex run screaming?

I'm ugly and weird.



Here is what I hope it will be in the future:

Pros: Healthy, fit, wealthy, funny, prestigious, and intelligent.

Cons: Ugly and weird.

I can only go by what I've been told...so...

Attracts:

That I exude sensuality whilst maintaining an air of innocence.



Repels:

I can leave a man feeling like a bomb just got dropped on him due to a certain level of intensity that I can have.

Attracts: Skinny/toned body (some chicks dig it), broad shoulders, very German-esque cheekbones (sometimes works against me).

Pretty fucked up personallity. People either love it, or hate it. I'm some what funny, and love to have deep conversations.

Turn offs: Skinny, pale, bad skin, love to have deep conversations, insanely harsh, loves to talk about himself.

What makes you attractive to the opposite sex?

-m'ass

What do women like about me?

My deep voice, broad sholders, and my height.

and my ass (lol, so firm and muscular)

I spend hours toning and isolating the muscles of my ass.

I can be charming and polite, and act like a goof. I'm a little bit weird though....women are scared of me sometimes, but i'm scared of them also.

and cheese is good too.

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well toned upper/lower body, almost 6 pack abs, reasonable face, decent hair. Aside from physical I'm really smart and witty and love making people laugh, which i do easily. I'm also really creative and active and do a lot of cool stuff all the time. Plus a have a BADASS room, like once i get a girl in there its all over...

-

I am bipolar and unmedicated so I can get some wicked moodswings where I get paranoid as shit about everying and suspect that a girl is trying to ruin me or somehow trick me. I also do a fair number of drugs and party a lot and this scares off a fair number of girls.

quote:Originally posted by senorfrog:

I am bipolar and unmedicated so I can get some wicked moodswings where I get paranoid as shit about everying and suspect that a girl is trying to ruin me or somehow trick me. I also do a fair number of drugs and party a lot and this scares off a fair number of girls.

All the above applies to me, except I am medicated and the meds just do fuck all.

i can't see what would make me attractive to the opposite sex. i'm a good listener, that's about it. i guess you could say intelligence, but i find that to be a very subjective attribute that a great deal of people possess, or believe themselves to possess. so i don't count it. maybe the ability to seem intelligent would be a more accurate statement.

what makes them go running? my ugliness and weirdness.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i can't see what would make me attractive to the opposite sex.

Your female.

That covers the majority of what we're after here.

Cunnilingus?

I've never figured that one out. Women just find me irresistable. Tis a cross I bear.

Everything, of course.

I really like my personality (caring, understanding, fun, open, loyal), and I am confident. I also consider myself to be quite handsome.

Positives:

My eyes, I always get compliments about them. My hair.

My flirty personality.

Negatives:

My looks in general (maybe that's why people only comment on my eyes and hair )

I can be a smart ass a lot, sometimes it makes people laugh but some people just don't 'get it' as a joke and therefore I often = bitch.

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Attractions: I treat women just like any other person, i am who i am and if they don't like it it's their loss.

Turnoff's: See above.

My cock is fucking massive.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I can be a smart ass a lot, sometimes it makes people laugh but some people just don't 'get it' as a joke and therefore I often = bitch.



Happens to me aswell. Women dont seem to get sarcasm/assholeish humour, they just assume your being mean (there are offcourse, exceptions).

Offcourse the smart asses among my friends are inteligent enough (and it seems generally tis the stupid ones who cant handle the smart asses) to realise im joking. Hilarity ensues.

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I just asked my husband what he liked about me and he responded with, "You're my sweetheart...And I likes to get freaky with you." Then I asked him what he doesn't like about me and he said, "I love EVERYTHING about you!"

So there you have it!:P

From what I've been told, I have a "sex kitten trapped in a good girl's body" look. (I've got that naughty librarian thing going on.) I'm also not typically girly, and low maintenance. Those are apparently good too.

The bad? I'm bitchy. And skeptical. And lots of guys dislike intelligence, but why would I want to be with a half-wit anyway? Meh. And I'm stubborn like a mule. Maybe worse. And of course, cocky as hell. I guess it's a turn off when girls are self-confident, but guys... guys it's a big attraction when they think they're the shit. Whatever.

[This message has been edited by Demoiselle (edited 12-16-2006).]

Oh, we're goin' on specific looks then...

I have pretty eyes. I'm fairly tall. And I have broad shoulders, a pretty deep voice, etc.

No muscles, bad & pale skin.



Edit: + mood swings, depression, and paranoia. People will suddenly find me acting morose or cold to them and won't be able to figure out what's wrong until I tell them, and it turns out to be some offhand comment from a week ago that isn't even directly insulting or anything; I had just twisted it in my mind... gotta stop that.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 12-16-2006).]

Attractiveness: I'm relatively handsome, and I have a good sense of humor. I'm hardly ever an asshole. Girls like hanging out with me.

Repellents: I can be akward as hell. I'm not very good at initiating things with people. I never really dress up, I just wear a t-shirt and jeans every day. Serious paranoia and social anxiety.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I just asked my husband what he liked about me and he responded with, "You're my sweetheart...And I likes to get freaky with you." Then I asked him what he doesn't like about me and he said, "I love EVERYTHING about you!"

So there you have it!:P



Now there's a husband who know what side his bread is buttered on (ie who'll be getting some sexing tonight!)

Attract- Nothing really

Repell- Im racist

quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

What do women like about me?

My deep voice, broad sholders, and my height.

and my ass (lol, so firm and muscular)

I spend hours toning and isolating the muscles of my ass.

I can be charming and polite, and act like a goof. I'm a little bit weird though....women are scared of me sometimes, but i'm scared of them also.

and cheese is good too.



Hahahaha this one made me laugh so hard!

nothing......Women don't find me attractive.

quote:Originally posted by LurkingLikeAHobbit:

nothing......Women don't find me attractive.

pfft, I doubt it.

Positive: Hmmm...I guess I'm honest, stand up for what I believe in even when I really shouldn't, I'm quite nice once you get to know me, faithful, don't particularly care about image or what people think. Like to take care of people.

Negative uh, all of the above I guess, plus I'm paranoid, I overreact often, slightly overweight, can't grow a proper moustache, very financially unsuccessful, get on really badly with my family, very anal about drugs (incl. alcohol). I'm controlling, have tiny hands, sometimes insecure, and I have boxes for furniture.

Granted I've never been swimming in women, but I'm with the awesomest girl ever right now, so I don't see what's stopping most people.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Hahahaha this one made me laugh so hard!

Voodoo, you make me dance

seven times flexing my ass, at least

Attracts: My ability to impregnate them, of course.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

pfft, I doubt it.



Why so doubtful. I've never had a girlfriend. When I go out women never look my way. They just don't like me.

Attractive: I'm told I have developed natural magnetism and charm. And I am "a breath of fresh air" compared to most other girls around here. And pretty/cute. I am gawky and fumbly.

Shitty stuff: I look like a child. I am too clever & snippy and my personality is generally disgusting too a lot of people. I am gawky and fumbly(this has been both in different cases=/)

quote:Originally posted by LurkingLikeAHobbit:

Why so doubtful. I've never had a girlfriend. When I go out women never look my way. They just don't like me.

How old are you?

I would appreciate if Jackketch made a proper list of all his flaws, it would be most illuminating to see all the things women can look past

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

How old are you?



20.

I'd like to see jack's list.

Jackketch ahs no flaws =o

he is 100% hot MAN

I'd tell people why lauren is attractive, but then they'd know.

Isobutane has a sweet little voice and amazing artistic prowess.

Isobutane = Awesome.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I would appreciate if Jackketch made a proper list of all his flaws, it would be most illuminating to see all the things women can look past

Maybe...it's a man's flaws that makes him appealing, just as much as his "perfections"?

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Maybe...it's a man's flaws that makes him appealing, just as much as his "perfections"?



Maybe...they're not actually flaws in that case?

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Maybe...they're not actually flaws in that case?



Perfectly imperfect?

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Maybe...it's a man's flaws that makes him appealing, just as much as his "perfections"?



No, no, it's his paycheck and car... Ask ANY "woman".

Hehe... Oh, right...

Well now, I've been told many a thing in my time as to what makes me attractive. I've heard from most all women that I just have that air around me... Charismatic, strong, leadership kind of air. I'm charming, polite, and hold doors open (that really makes women smile). Oh, and almost every girl I've ever slept with has told me that I'm an awesome fuck. But then again, I'm not very big, I just last forever, and go as many times as I want.

Now though, the bad things are I'm fat, ugly, enjoy riding my motorcycle more than most women, stubborn, mentally unstable, have a habit of getting into trouble, and worst of all seem too much like the kinda guy a girl would marry (which most women don't want, now, it seems... Pity).

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

...enjoy riding my motorcycle more than most women

I was told that "the spirit of a gentleman didn't die with my husband" by a sweet little old lady at the bookstore today; it was touching, she teared up a little. I'm not sure what made her say this to me, but it was cute.

There is no telling what others see in you; that is their business. Just be yourself and someone will see something, even if you're unlucky.

Euda, I do not doubt that you are the ultimate modern day gentleman.

And you better get the best girl there is for you>=[ Or I will be very angry.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

..even if you're unlucky.

stop spreading lies. most of us will never meet someone we truly love. We'll just settle for something less.

Sorry, this thread makes me sad.

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quote:Originally posted by LurkingLikeAHobbit:

[B] stop spreading lies. most of us will never meet someone we truly love. We'll just settle for something less.

Sorry, this thread makes me sad.



Geenerally once you get itnerested in someone, you slowly get more attached till in your eyes, she IS someone we truly love/the perfect woman. The only difference with being better looking yourself is how hot the chick REALLY is, not how hot you think she is.

Course im still in ye olde teens, so this may stop when the hormones do.

Pros: I'm pretty attractive looks-wise. For those who know me, I'm very sensitive and intelligent, and respond well to a person's mood (whether they need chearing or whatever).

Either/Or: I'm beyond quirky, i'm eccentric with a twisted sense of humor (sexist, racist, dead-baby jokes and such). Some people dig it, some people get really weirded out by it. I'm a bit shy, though becoming more assertive: again, some chicks like the shyness, some don't.

Cons: I have a bit of acne (not displayed by my hair), I'm a bit clingy and tend to dive into things too fast, I go through intense depressive phases. Oh, sometimes I give the gay-vibe.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:





If you (or any girl, really) offered me as much sex as I wanted, whenever I wanted it, but I'd never be able to ride a motorcycle again I'd turn you down faster than you could say "GAY".

And this goes for all women, but especially those that don't like motorcycles. Those girls make me sad. I just wanna ride on up their love canal with a sack FULL OF GOODIES.

Attractive Parts (for my girlfriend anyway):

height (i think)

hair (again, i think)

disregard for laws (i've been told this one)

laid back attiude (again, i've been told)

geekiness (yeah man, i've got a girlfriend who doesn't mind that im a geek, she is slightly, but i don't care)

Not Attractive: (again, im guessing this)

slight acne problem

rep

temper

geekiness (for most except my girlfriend)

i think that's about it

edit: mood swings, manic depressive, has really fucked up visions, ok looking, smooth talker, crap on the phone, knows how to make a girl feel good about herself, good sense of humor (will post more if i think of any)

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Well, Nothing attracts me to the opposite sex.

Yay me.

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ive been told and i see it sometimes...

very attractive,pretty eyes,tan beautifully,broad shoulders,in pretty good shape,sexy,dress nice,smell good,funny,flirty,cocky,have excellent taste in everything,confident and im a good person with a bit of a badside.

-

paranoid,worrying,can be really unconfident at times,not the most intelligent person,vain,cocky,smoker,ex drug abuser,lazy,unmotivated alot of the times.

quote:Originally posted by LurkingLikeAHobbit:

Why so doubtful. I've never had a girlfriend. When I go out women never look my way. They just don't like me.



rofl ?

too ugly? that sucks

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

If you (or any girl, really) offered me as much sex as I wanted, whenever I wanted it, but I'd never be able to ride a motorcycle again I'd turn you down faster than you could say "GAY".

And this goes for all women, but especially those that don't like motorcycles. Those girls make me sad. I just wanna ride on up their love canal with a sack FULL OF GOODIES.

I like motorcycles.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Attracts: Skinny/toned body (some chicks dig it), broad shoulders, very German-esque cheekbones (sometimes works against me).

Pretty fucked up personallity. People either love it, or hate it. I'm some what funny, and love to have deep conversations.

Turn offs: Skinny, pale, bad skin, love to have deep conversations, insanely harsh, loves to talk about himself.

Are you my twin?!?

I would also like to add im modest, honest very very loyal and loving. also I apparently have a lot of charisma and loads of random people know me!

But on the downside I tend to speak my mind, im blunt, critical, not amazingly good looking and have a seriously warped sense of humor.

[This message has been edited by whiteymoza (edited 12-17-2006).]

I have a great smile, a nice pair of tits and am a very physical person. I'm very upfront about m y body, and as such everyone elses aswell. I can hold my own in a conversation, and I'm honest.

Things that send people running?

Probably the fact I'm can be very domineering and intimitating. I also have tendencies to be a bit too honest at times. And you know, the fact that i generally like to 'wear the pants' in my relationships, tends to send alot of guys running for the hills.

Good shit:

I'm confident, and mildly attractive. I tend to do and say "sweet" things unconsciously. I'd like to think my body is decent, broad shoulders, low body fat, just a bit on the skinny side. I tend to do exactly what I say I'm going to, and take a lot of risks that people find "crazy" when they're just calculated. Some girls like to listen to my general banter about life. I'm not jealous most of the time, and I'm funny.

Bad shit:

If you're a socialite, I'm a disaster to have around. I burn bridges with no regard as to who a person is, I've stopped talking to friends who I've had for years at the drop of a hat. I can get caught up in the moment very quickly, and tend to let things escalate to just the point before physical violence then push it there more rapidly than the person expects. When I throw myself into things I tend to forget everything around me. My humor is black as all hell sometimes, and things I say in humor can get misunderstood as being serious because I rarely change my tone. My personality isn't very stable, it's rather "fluid" as a friend has told me. My religion tends to make people think I'm fucking crazy as well. I can be rather paranoid at times.

That's about it. I think.

I suppose the only thing that may attract girls to me is my intelligence, though as someone said that's subjective.

I'm pretty good at photography, and I'm a good listener, and I suppose to some demographics or stereotypical trends of girls I'm "attractive" because of my look.

On the downside I'm a recluse, amazingly shy, unusually quiet and hard to get to know as I hardly ever open up to anyone but those I've known for years and for the most part of society I would probably be classed as..I believe they call it..."ugly as sin" and boring

Well its my hair. It drives the girls at my HS crazy. But see since my school is like into the whole nigger "gangsta" culture I actualy have to dumb myself down. If I start to have a intellectual conversation with anyone it drives them away.

Fucking mtv with there atramentous solicitous teachings.

Sure, I have some guesses when it comes to things that make me attractive, but ultimately I don't really know. People may tell me this and that, oh you have nice this and that, you're so yadayada... But it's all talk, I've often complimented people I don't really find attractive :/

But a female version of myself would find me attractive because... I can be funny, I'm alright looking, dress well thanks to my sisters aaand... Well I'm not stupid, I'm not a bad listened. I wish I could say it's my personality as a whole, but I'm way too nice and shit.

Unattractive shit: I'm not manly enough apparently. My gf told me she likes me best in bed, because I get all macho and shit, but that's just me acting to get her horny. So yeah basically I'm not controlling enough, I'm not macho at all, I'm not confident enough, I'm really skinny, geeky...

Heh, I can tell, my girlfriend is so gonna dump me soon.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I like motorcycles.

...And that's why I wish I was old enough to be in your loooove radar... *Wipes a lone tear away as he rides off into the sunset, alone*

nothing.

I'm good-looking, tall, in good shape and work out. I have incredible blue eyes. I'm well-educated, intellegent, kind, loving, and on track to a good career, both ethically and finacially. I'm acedemically driven, I take challenging classes and have an honors gpa. I have good friends and interesting hobbies. I'm active, I snowboard, mountain bike, hike, cross-country ski, and kayak. I have excellent taste in music and movies, which tends to suprise scenester-types. I rent my own place and drive a nice car (convertible!), which doesn't always attract girls that are compaitble with me, but is still worth mentioning. I know how to have fun, and just generally go through life havin' a fucking ball.

As far as things that girls generally don't like about me:

-I can be a bit taciturn at times, I think I might have mild SAD, because it generally only happens in the winter months. I get anti-social, don't want to go out, it comes in bouts.

-I'm a picky eater, which girls I date have always hated. This generally only comes into play when choosing where to eat. I'm working on trying new foods.

-I'm pale, and don't tan all too well. This doesn't bother me much anymore, but I guess I would be more attractive if I was darker.

-I was abused as a child and I have this terrible knee-jerk reaction when people I'm not comfortable with touch me in the wrong way. I'm not going to bitch and moan about it, but if you jump back when a girl you've spent the last fifteen minutes hitting on touches you- its a turn-off. You can watch the look on their face change to this fake-smile, dejected thing, and then they'll usually wrap up the conversation right quick .

-I smoke cigarettes when I've been drinking. Even I think its gross.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

and hold doors open (that really makes women smile).

Nah, they just sneer at me when I do.

My hair. Totally.

It turns them all on.

quote:Originally posted by just a name:

I'm good-looking, tall, in good shape and work out. I have incredible blue eyes. I'm well-educated, intellegent, kind, loving, and on track to a good career, both ethically and finacially. I'm acedemically driven, I take challenging classes and have an honors gpa. I have good friends and interesting hobbies. I'm active, I snowboard, mountain bike, hike, cross-country ski, and kayak. I have excellent taste in music and movies, which tends to suprise scenester-types. I rent my own place and drive a nice car (convertible!), which doesn't always attract girls that are compaitble with me, but is still worth mentioning. I know how to have fun, and just generally go through life havin' a fucking ball.

As far as things that girls generally don't like about me:

-I can be a bit taciturn at times, I think I might have mild SAD, because it generally only happens in the winter months. I get anti-social, don't want to go out, it comes in bouts.

-I'm a picky eater, which girls I date have always hated. This generally only comes into play when choosing where to eat. I'm working on trying new foods.

-I'm pale, and don't tan all too well. This doesn't bother me much anymore, but I guess I would be more attractive if I was darker.

-I was abused as a child and I have this terrible knee-jerk reaction when people I'm not comfortable with touch me in the wrong way. I'm not going to bitch and moan about it, but if you jump back when a girl you've spent the last fifteen minutes hitting on touches you- its a turn-off. You can watch the look on their face change to this fake-smile, dejected thing, and then they'll usually wrap up the conversation right quick .

-I smoke cigarettes when I've been drinking. Even I think its gross.

You sound like a real bore and a fag.

My pros: I am God.

Hmmm, what is it that makes me attractive to the opposite sex?

-My sharp wit and playful demeanor. I think more than anything though, I've been complimented on my eyes. There is a golden triangular pattern in my blue irises that is very catching. I'm a bad boy that cleans up real nice. OH, and my lovely golden curls. I'm not known for my modesty, hah.

What makes them run screaming?

-Self-destructive tendencies, occasional bouts of heavy recreational drug use, rapid, unexpected mood shifts. A strong tendency to be an asshole to the most important women in my life. It takes a girl of serious emotional stamina to withstand a long term relationship with me.

Unfortunately, I seem to be most attracted to girls who are a tad bit too 'off-kilter' psychologically speaking to handle me and my difficult, brooding persona.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Negatives:

My looks in general (maybe that's why people only comment on my eyes and hair )

I can be a smart ass a lot, sometimes it makes people laugh but some people just don't 'get it' as a joke and therefore I often = bitch.



You just have low self esteem. There's probably lots of guys on here that would do you in a second. I know I would, if you weren't on the other side of the world from me.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by Gus:

and hold doors open (that really makes women smile).

Nah, they just sneer at me when I do.

What is with that, i held a door open for a woman pushing her baby in its pram because she couldnt open it, it would have trouble doing and she "pfft"ed at me!

Freaks!!!

PROS:

-My hair (supposedly)

-I'm an Asshole

-Flirty

-Rebellious

-Hate Emos and Slipknot fans

CONS:

-I'm an Asshole

-Rebellious

-Stubborn

-Loud

-Quiet

-Have an Attitude

-Massive mood swings

What is it about your desirable self that attracts the opposite sex?

Well, let's start with looks. I'm not ugly by any means, and I'm fairly thin but not too thin(6' tall and 160lbs). I'm not beautiful or anything but my looks help more than hurt.

Then there's my personality. I'm very social, outgoing, carefree, confident(but not arrogant, I hate that), funny/witty, and smart.

I'm not sure if many girls like me(there's my girlfriend for one though), but I can talk to any of them. I have no problem talking to any girl in my grade and am friends with any of them who I talk to regularly.

Also, what things about you generally make the opposite sex run screaming?

Don't be creepy or awkward. If you're not confident, fake it 'til you make it. It can take a while but it works. Be funny, people love to laugh. Don't let stupid, petty things bother you. Just be relaxed and easy going. Don't let yourself get embarassed. If I do something stupid and make a fool of myself, I'm the first to call attention to it and make fun of it. Just laugh it off.

Arrogance can work to a certain degree but I really hate it. You want to be confident, but not cocky. You can't be shy or quiet either, make yourself known. And, if you know what I'm saying here, don't try too hard.

quote:Originally posted by jb_mcbean:

You just have low self esteem. There's probably lots of guys on here that would do you in a second. I know I would, if you weren't on the other side of the world from me.

Well.. Thanks lol.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I just asked my husband what he liked about me and he responded with, "You're my sweetheart...And I likes to get freaky with you." Then I asked him what he doesn't like about me and he said, "I love EVERYTHING about you!"

So there you have it!:P

lolol! He says "I love EVERYTHING about you!" because "...I likes to get freaky with you."

And "Oh honey, I just don't know... It's the drinking, the drugs... the lack of anal..." just wouldn't result in "getting freaky"

quote:Originally posted by some_guy_420:



rofl ?

too ugly? that sucks

more of a neutral thing, like I don't exist or matter in this world.

quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:

Attractiveness: I'm relatively handsome, and I have a good sense of humor. I'm hardly ever an asshole. Girls like hanging out with me.

Repellents: I can be akward as hell. I'm not very good at initiating things with people. I never really dress up, I just wear a t-shirt and jeans every day. Serious paranoia and social anxiety.

You sound like me, except for the handsome part.

Pros: Tall, in the "Scene", Knowlege of many different types of music, I know a little about everything so i can carry on a conversation, I play lead guitar in a Metalcore band, I've been really flirty as of late, so I have many girls taht i chill with now.

Cons: I get attached to quickly, I can be kind of a nerd, I'm a bit full of myself and cocky.

[This message has been edited by Mr.Dave (edited 12-19-2006).]

I blow kisses......that put them girls on rock rock.

Hmm...I guess physically guys are attracted to my big boobs and small waist, and I have nice eyes, lips and teeth. Personality, I don't know. I'm nice, easy going and smart.

What makes men run screaming? Well, I'm extremely insecure, I have bad skin, I've gotten festively plump since quitting cigarettes and cocaine (although I guess that's better than being an addict) and I'm crazy and immature.

Well, that was fun.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I blow kisses......that put them girls on rock rock.

I be up at the gym just workin' on my fitness

He's my witness

I put yo' girl on rock, rock

And she be lining down the block just to watch what I got

Lol, that was hilarious. Sick_Boy, I don't think those are your attractive qualities.

You basically just listed all your body parts. I think when guys look at you they look at you as a girl they might want to keep.

Just because it seems like although your ignorant, you are fun to be around. I had to throw the ignorant comment in there so it didn't seem like I was being nice to you.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Hmm...I guess physically guys are attracted to my big boobs and small waist, and I have nice eyes, lips and teeth. Personality, I don't know. I'm nice, easy going and smart.

What makes men run screaming? Well, I'm extremely insecure, I have bad skin, I've gotten festively plump since quitting cigarettes and cocaine (although I guess that's better than being an addict) and I'm crazy and immature.

Well, that was fun.

I want naked pics of big boobed festively plump sick boy. Hawt. You know my email address.

I can make fall cow in 3 punch. I am very strong.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

How old are you?

I would appreciate if Jackketch made a proper list of all his flaws, it would be most illuminating to see all the things women can look past

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>teeth like a shit covered Stongehenge on a foggy day.

<LI>flabby, out of shape, stretch marks and varicose veins.

<LI>tiny cock

<LI>manipulative

<LI>OCD

<LI>anal

<LI>arrogant

<LI>former violent criminal

<LI>'true' alcoholic

<LI>MARRIED

<LI>a sadist who makes de Sade look liek a bloody amatuer.

<LI>paranoid 'mountain man' mentally towards the state

<LI>according to Ex I have a 'coupe triste' (a sad arse)

Jesus I could go on all night

<LI>smokes 60 hand rolled ciggies a aday

<LI>has views on women that pre date Abraham.</UL>

Its late....

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But under all of that... A heart of gold, right?

Ok well, Jack, maybe fool's gold, but then, women aren't too picky, eh? I mean hell, even I get some tang at the party.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

But under all of that... A heart of gold, right?

Ok well, Jack, maybe fool's gold, but then, women aren't too picky, eh? I mean hell, even I get some tang at the party.

HUH? They were just my goodpoints...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

HUH? They were just my goodpoints...

Hahaha... Jack, one day soon when I'm rich, I'm flying over there and waving to you from the safety of my car.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Hahaha... Jack, one day soon when I'm rich, I'm flying over there and waving to you from the safety of my car.



Come play on my autobahn, paisano!

When Jackketch was young, though he was HAWT. (Seriously) I totally would've boned him...As long as he didn't say anything beforehand, because if he did I would've realised that he was a male cheavanist(sp?) pig and then I would've had to kill him via castration. Also I was only like 8 years old back then...

And you know, Jack, there are these fellows called DENTISTS who might help you out in one very important area!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Come play on my autobahn, paisano!

Ooooh, hell man, that'd be so much fucking fun... I'll take my bike over there, dude. We can play "tag".

Hmmm, I wonder if we should get drunk before hand, or after... Wait, why not both?!

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

And you know, Jack, there are these fellows called DENTISTS who might help you out in one very important area!

Do they keep the police from coming around because he slaps a bitch up for talking too much smack?





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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Also I was only like 8 years old back then...



and that would have been a problem, why?

Because back then I was pudgy with coke bottle glasses and an eighties haircut!

Gus, trust me on this. The one place you do NOT want to try riding your 'organ donation machine' is on an autobahn. The body count is so high that even i consider it respectable.

Seriously, if you did want to ride your bike in Germany then for the love of christ go get some driving lesson from a German instructor.

I used to live in a part of Germany under American occupation. To many of your soldiers seem to think 'OMG a hundred miles of straight road and no speed limit!!11'.

The German driving test (and motorbike test) is the toughest in the world (supposedly) for a reason.

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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Because back then I was pudgy with coke bottle glasses and an eighties haircut!



*still not seeing the problem *

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Gus, trust me on this. The one place you do NOT want to try riding your ,organ donation machine, is on an autobahn. The body count is so high that even i consider it respectable.

Seriously, if you did want to ride your bike in Germany then for the love of christ go get some driving lesson from a German instructor.

I used to live in a part of Germany under American occupation. To many of your soldiers seem to think 'OMG a hundred miles of straight road and no speed limit!!11'.

The German driving test (and motorbike test) is the toughest in the world (supposedly) for a reason.

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Jack, of course, man. And the fact that you care actually means a lot to me...

I MIGHT let you win a game... Hehe... But though, I don't drive under 150mph normally so...

Well then I guess it's too bad we never met back in that magical time...

*misses the 80's and sheds a tear*

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Jack, of course, man. And the fact that you care actually means a lot to me...

I MIGHT let you win a game... Hehe... But though, I don't drive under 150mph normally so...



While i don't doubt you ride at that speed you probably have no idea what it is like to ride at that speed for hours surrounded by traffic doing the same kind of speeds.

Sorry [/rant] known too many Americans who thought just because they might have burned down the back roads at 2 AM in Upper Nosebleed-Idaho, that they knew how to drive at high speeds consistently and over long distances.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

While i don't doubt you ride at that speed you probably have no idea what it is like to ride at that speed for hours surrounded by traffic doing the same kind of speeds.

Actually, not traffic as much as it was track day. But then, though, I was pushing far faster than 150mph for that in formation.

It was fucking freaky, and something that if I did again I'd want to have my will written out first.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Sorry [/rant] known too many Americans who thought just because they might have burned down the back roads at 2 AM in Upper Nosebleed-Idaho, that they knew how to drive at high speeds consistently and over long distances.

Ah yeah, man, I burn up interstates and highways... Well, I try not to... But though, I'd love for the chance to try my hand up there. If nothing else, though, I'd get the fuck off the first exit I could bloody well find, and call you to come pick me up.

Thanks "daddy". ;p

Frankly I don't focus on it much.

I just assume it.

And I know this is a large part of why girls find me attractive.

So I instinctively don't let myself spend much time wondering about this.

It's a house of cards I suppose but so far it works for me. *shrugs*

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Ah yeah, man, I burn up interstates and highways... Well, I try not to... But though, I'd love for the chance to try my hand up there. If nothing else, though, I'd get the fuck off the first exit I could bloody well find, and call you to come pick me up.

Thanks "daddy". ;p

Well just to properly hijack this thread and to reenforce my fatherly admonishment: My old Rs Turbo used to top out at 150mph (and a bit). I got used to being constantly overtaken/cut up and 'flashed' (when someone sits behind you in the 'fast' lane and flashes to politely ask you to move your slow piece of shit out of the way).

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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Well just to properly hijack this thread and to reenforce my fatherly admonishment: My old Rs Turbo used to top out at 150mph (and a bit). I got used to being constantly overtaken/cut up and 'flashed' (when someone sits behind you in the 'fast' lane and flashes to politely ask you to move your slow piece of shit out of the way).



Ah yeah, if I had the place, I'd be doing well over that just because I could.

But really, I'm young and stupid.

Money?

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Hmm...I guess physically guys are attracted to my big boobs and small waist, and I have nice eyes, lips and teeth. Personality, I don't know. I'm nice, easy going and smart.

festively plump and I'm crazy and immature.



Sounds perfect to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!





You do have really nice eyes and cute nose/smile.

They find nothing about me attractive, especially my tendency to bring up long-dead threads in an attempt to gain notoriety(the bad sort, of course).

But I guess I'll be honest and list some things...

PRO: Intelligent, like to read, chivalrous, romantic, fairly tall for my ethnicity and yeah...

CON: Ugly, worse acne than all but one person I've ever met, reclusive, nostalgic, arrogant, conservative, political, opinionated, paranoid, untrusting, moody, useless, lazy, boring, manipulative, unsympathetic, old-fashioned, Unitarian, philosophical, nativist, etc.

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Attractiveness: I dress well, I have conviction, I'm extroverted and open, I'm intelligent and knowledgeable, I have a unique sense of style, a nice budonkadonk and a rather pretty face.

Makes them run and hide: I'm pretentious, intimidating, opinionated, hard to impress, overweight, obnoxious and I don't like to make commitments.



The above lists are mostly things I've heard from others, with a dash of my own self-opinion.

I think my popular threads make me immensely attractive to the opposite sex.

LADIES AM I RIGHT!?

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

Pros: I'm pretty attractive looks-wise. For those who know me, I'm very sensitive and intelligent, and respond well to a person's mood (whether they need chearing or whatever).

Either/Or: I'm beyond quirky, i'm eccentric with a twisted sense of humor (sexist, racist, dead-baby jokes and such). Some people dig it, some people get really weirded out by it. I'm a bit shy, though becoming more assertive: again, some chicks like the shyness, some don't.

Cons: I have a bit of acne (not displayed by my hair), I'm a bit clingy and tend to dive into things too fast, I go through intense depressive phases. Oh, sometimes I give the gay-vibe.

I'm the exact same way

I spose I'm not really ugly but I am not at all compassionate. I really just cut the crap and get to the point instead of putting up with bullshit. My mates put up with bullshit from girls just so they can get pussy but i hate lies so i dont get none. Doesnt bother me though. Also i'm kinda quiet or rowdy depending on the crowd. I've kinda got a split personality.

I;ve never met a girl ive really like or wanted to even be friends with. Except in primary school, and she moved to africa.

good traits - semi good looking (boyish a it), kind of funny, and people have often came to talk to me about issues more than others. i have unique interests in my community

bad traits - im sort of overweight (yes thats right), slightly stutter, i have messy writing (serously some girls judge you by your writing), i dont do my hair, my clothes are often wrinkly

attracts them: hair, eyes, my lisp, the music i listen to, i drink

repels them: the music i listen to, i drink