So my friend pops over with his big-ass new truck. Now I've known this fellow for a couple years, and we've always been pretty close - fooled around a bit. We'd both rather screw other people though, so only when both of our wells were dry. For the most part it's completely platonic.

Anyways, last night we went for a drive, Parked in the industrial area - 7 minutes later and it was over. That includes the time it took to get comfortable and put the condom on. 'In time' was two minutes at the most. Then I put my panties back on, he put his pants back on. He drove me home.

He appologised for his performance (I think he was rather embarassed,) but I was still peeved. I mean, I would have been more than happy with a hot, meaningless quicky in a big truck but he didn't even have the courtesy to fingerbang me after he was done. Then he had the nerve to light up a cigar and not even offer me a puff.

Moral of the story; treat her nice, try to make her cum, share the cigar. Dirty sluts have feelings too.

Sorry about your shitty night krik, but tht was some funny shit... especially the cigar part...

hey at least i had the courtesy to put ona rubber ><

^cluntoris^

I have a brand new big-ass truck.

In theory. When I finally get my license.

Haha, me too. We're not so different. Infact I have an urge to post pictures.

http://i14.tinypic.com/2eyhpiq.jpg http://i10.tinypic.com/4gfihic.jpg http://i11.tinypic.com/2dhsc5e.jpg



Edit: And since when did you turn into a slut Kirk?

[This message has been edited by Chinese Food52 (edited 12-15-2006).]

Were you ridin him?

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

I have a brand new big-ass truck.

WELL I have a mountainbike with disc brakes AND shocks. You should totally sex me.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

WELL I have a mountainbike with disc brakes AND shocks. You should totally sex me.

Sex rabbitweed, because the truck's my father's and I'll never learn to drive anyway.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Were you ridin him?

No, missionary, him on top and that's the other part - he kept smashing my head into the door.

Well he could have just gotten a hooker...but that would have cost him an extra $20...You saved your friend $20

To cool to respond to me eh? Offer to sex me is withdrawn *pedals into the sunset*

Worst sex ever for you, best sex evar for him!

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

Then he had the nerve to light up a cigar and not even offer me a puff.

That really does take the biscuit!

I call that rude.

Drunk? Well. He did that all wrong. Better luck next time, little miss self-proclaimed floozy

Do you still have that mohawk?

So did you tell him all this to his face? At least that might spare the next girl the experience.



*waits for the "OOOOMG I'd be toooo embarrassed to tell him comment"*

:P

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PS. WTF are you grizzling about anyways girl??! You still got 100% more sex than half of totse last night :P

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-15-2006).]

Flim-flam floozy? That's what it sounds like?

Did he give you chips? A beer, rye or a coke?

No cigar...but a toke? You make it sound bad as if he treated you like a joke? Next you'll be telling us you've given up on men?

That it'll be sweaty, sweaty Tuna 'til the end?

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

Haha, me too. We're not so different. Infact I have an urge to post pictures.

http://i14.tinypic.com/2eyhpiq.jpg http://i10.tinypic.com/4gfihic.jpg http://i11.tinypic.com/2dhsc5e.jpg





I like that truck. (especially the last picture) . But it doesent make me want to fuck you.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

To cool to respond to me eh? Offer to sex me is withdrawn *pedals into the sunset*

Can't... breathe... from... laughing...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

PS. WTF are you grizzling about anyways girl??! You still got 100% more sex than half of totse last night :P



But ketch, 100 * 0 = 0!

i thought you were 13=[

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

So my friend pops over with his big-ass new truck. Now I've known this fellow for a couple years, and we've always been pretty close - fooled around a bit. We'd both rather screw other people though, so only when both of our wells were dry. For the most part it's completely platonic.

Anyways, last night we went for a drive, Parked in the industrial area - 7 minutes later and it was over. That includes the time it took to get comfortable and put the condom on. 'In time' was two minutes at the most. Then I put my panties back on, he put his pants back on. He drove me home.

He appologised for his performance (I think he was rather embarassed,) but I was still peeved. I mean, I would have been more than happy with a hot, meaningless quicky in a big truck but he didn't even have the courtesy to fingerbang me after he was done. Then he had the nerve to light up a cigar and not even offer me a puff.

Moral of the story; treat her nice, try to make her cum, share the cigar. Dirty sluts have feelings too.

if you werent happy, wait ten minutes, let him get hard again, n go for try #2, wtf is wrong with gurls these days, guys cn do it more than once

^^^That's what I've been wondering.

They can usually be reinflated, I you're willing to blow them back up.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:



I like that truck. (especially the last picture) . But it doesent make me want to fuck you.

Oh don't be bashful.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

No, missionary, him on top and that's the other part - he kept smashing my head into the door.

*lollercoaster*

That combined with the first post, is 100% hilarious, wow. Well, as a slut, I'd say he doesn't see you as much or respect you past the bare, bare minimum for a human being, and maybe less than that (read: sex object) so expecting him to do much for you is too much in his mind. Frankly, it's what you get for being slutty and whatnot like that, I'd say. Next time get him to pay you, at least.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:



I like that truck. (especially the last picture) . But it doesent make me want to fuck you.

It wasn't meant to get you to fuck him, it was meant to get captain_kirk to fuck him.

Now to captain_kirk, what do you expect? I'm sorry, you act like a skank and you get treated like a skank. I doubt he is going to be calling you up to take you out to a $400 dinner.

Lol at the sluts who think they can EVER redeem themselves. You are a slut for life and most guys know it. So when you are at a party and people are treating you like shit after you just got done fucking 4 guys. You know why.

Awww, Carbie? Lots of dirty teenage girls move away & reinvent themselves?

Sure, some women try to be slutty all their lives? It depends on the individual. Heck, lots of young un-manwhorey guys...get to mid-life & suddenly feel Mr Reaper breathing down their necks & they turn slutty.

Might happen to you...

Did you ask for him to keep going? If not, it's not his fault he didn't think of it. If so he's a jerk.

If you're fucking someone and it's not for the emotional stuff but purely for the sex, shouldnt it be pleasurable for you as well??

Cause if you just put out for the guy to be polite, or not hurt his feelings, you're just one small step away from faking orgasm for him,

and..baking him cookies.

Yah, biatch! When he was done...you shoulda had a sammich ready for him!

Did you fake O for him? That would be too much...

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Once when a girl was on top I pretended to fall asleep. I thought it was pretty funny, but I had a huge red mark on my face for a bit after.

quote:Originally posted by Shotties:

I thought it was pretty funny, but I had a huge red mark on my face for a bit after.

That would just make me hornier. Her slapping me that is. The harder she hit me the harder I fuck.

He wasnt even ready to go down on you???

*serious question*

Some guys suck like that, I try not to be one of them.... If your ever in md hit me up, apparently im good in bed and am good looking.

^^^That's it...invite an UAG across the border.

allow me to step in and make a point that many guys will find obnoxious.

guys always complain, "oh, girls can have sex whenever they want. it isn't fair!" but as kirk's experience clearly demonstrates, merely getting sex isn't enough. it doesn't mean shit for the girl. she didn't get any pleasure. it is easy for a girl to get a guy to have sex with her for 5 minutes, but getting a guy to get her off, well, that takes much more work. a guy, if he gets a girl to have sex with him, will almost undoubtedly get off. so it's basically just as hard for girls as it is for guys when it comes to getting satisfying sex.

Well?^^^ If she'd planned ahead, she coulda made him a sammich & at least gotten that pleasure?

you's a nasty, nasty skank.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

allow me to step in and make a point that many guys will find obnoxious.

guys always complain, "oh, girls can have sex whenever they want. it isn't fair!" but as kirk's experience clearly demonstrates, merely getting sex isn't enough. it doesn't mean shit for the girl. she didn't get any pleasure. it is easy for a girl to get a guy to have sex with her for 5 minutes, but getting a guy to get her off, well, that takes much more work. a guy, if he gets a girl to have sex with him, will almost undoubtedly get off. so it's basically just as hard for girls as it is for guys when it comes to getting satisfying sex.

I'm a guy, and quite hard to get off. Maybe that's why I feel repulsed by the concept of casual sex?

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I'm a guy, and quite hard to get off. Maybe that's why I feel repulsed by the concept of casual sex?

ah, but in general, the way it works is that the sex isn't considered to be "over" until the guy comes. so if you were to engage in casual sex, you would find that the girl would be willing to work very hard to get you off.

^^^Does you got a truck? There's a girl in need...

seven minutes? you got lucky. i've been with guys who take about 30 seconds from the time of entry.

quote:Originally posted by Mrs:

seven minutes? you got lucky. i've been with guys who take about 30 seconds from the time of entry.

and THAT fellas is why you should get a girl as hot and wet as possible (hopefully make her cum) before youre even in her.

30 seconds?...yeah...but I lean on the fact that I can orgasm and keep my erection

If a man jerks off enough, he'll last forever.

However, it's not great for blowjobs. Since your jaw will get sore.

If that happened to me, I'd keep up foreplay till I got my hardon again.

I mean seriously, the guy jizzes once and its all over?

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

To cool to respond to me eh? Offer to sex me is withdrawn *pedals into the sunset*



hahahahaha. thanks for the LOL.

quote:Originally posted by Tarnak:



I mean seriously, the guy jizzes once and its all over?

But then, in a fuck buddy relationship, they're both in it for their own personal gain, so I doubt he really gave a fuck about her satisfaction.



Fuck buddies dont sound like buddies to me.

Hrmm...you are correct when you call yourself a dirty slut.

If I placed myself inside my best friend, I'd sure as hell make sure the situation was set up right... Ie have a wank an hour or so before we meet up so I can last as long as I want, bring her some booze maybe... In fact, I really hope we all end up gooin out this thursday, so I can invite her back to mine for some quiet but good sexytime!

Well? ^^^It's only natural for the Giant to want to get his Good PeaPea inside those who would enjoy same.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

ah, but in general, the way it works is that the sex isn't considered to be "over" until the guy comes. so if you were to engage in casual sex, you would find that the girl would be willing to work very hard to get you off.

Yeah, maybe if you're a back wards nitwit with no sense of how to keep a girl coming to you for your cock...

Sex is over when one of you is too tired to keep on going. And if she's a good fuck, she'll make sure she's not too tired until I blow. And I always make sure I'm not too tired until she's gone at least once.

That's the simple fact of the matter that makes the huge difference between most of the men you might have slept with, if you're basing this off of personal experience, and those men that were good fucks. If a person is willing to have sex, then they should be willing to do it right. That means both people get off at least once, and there is lots of foreplay before and cuddling after.

Sadly, though, as Kirk found out, most people won't do that. Of course, though, when you decided to do it in someone's car, you have to understand that you might very well just not get anything out of it, from either end. I've had my fair share of girls I've eaten out and finger fucked while getting a blow job that just didn't make me cum.

If you can't understand that he might have been really horny, just needed to blow, and most likely didn't want to spend that much time with you, then you're a fool, hun. What YOU should have done, though, if you were thinking about it, would have been to given him a reason to go again. Grab his cock, suck his cock, make him hard and horny again. And then you should have ridden him until you came, and tried to make him cum again (driving is really rather hard with an erection... This is totally for the safety issues aspect, I assure you. ;P).

Of course, hindsight is 20/20 (which is why I never look back, as I have 20/10) so the next time the "well runs dry" tell him that THIS TIME he has to make you cum AT LEAST TWICE to make up for it. Keep it playful and flirty when you say it, so it doesn't make him feel like too much shit because you took too long to blow.

Oh, and yeah, he didn't blow early. You blew late. Get over the fact that, as a man, we can cum very quickly. And learn how to keep us hard so you can cum. And good luck with being a "slut".

^ harsh, but true.

I just realized something disturbing. I'm too lazy for sex. Even when I'm horny, it seems like too much goddamn effort.

But there is a certain girl. Who will expect certain things. D:

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

I just realized something disturbing. I'm too lazy for sex. Even when I'm horny, it seems like too much goddamn effort.

But there is a certain girl. Who will expect certain things. D:

You're actually a 'passive' gay. Luckily you've found out in time & can now find yerself a good man to love you.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

You're actually a 'passive' gay. Luckily you've found out in time & can now find yerself a good man to love you.

I don't want a mans either.

Hmm... I think it may be suppressed feelings of inadequacy. I fear I will not perform well therefore I don't want to perform at all.

Then it's a sheep? A sweet Ewe that you'll be wantin' fer youse?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Then it's a sheep? A sweet Ewe that you'll be wantin' fer youse?

I dunno... (http://bedford.extension.psu.edu/Agriculture/Images/preg%20ewe.jpg)

Sheep vaginas..gustave talking about fucking..

*leaves thread*

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Sheep vaginas..gustave talking about fucking..

*leaves thread*

Yoyo, you have to be the smartest toy I've EVER known! If I was a little kid, I'd love to have you wrapped around my finger.. Err, you know, I'm stopping this post because I just read it and noticed how VERY BAD it sounds... Sorry..

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

No, missionary, him on top and that's the other part - he kept smashing my head into the door.

That's a lol.

What a funny thread. Bad sex happens sometimes; get over it.

Sex is over when the guy blows. End of fuckin story.

Did...did he play any music?

Head banging music?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Yoyo, you have to be the smartest toy I've EVER known! If I was a little kid, I'd love to have you wrapped around my finger..

*leers*

I think I took that the wrong way.