Okay, we're talking about generic sex now people.

Yeah, we all have it. It's cool. Of course, in the vast space of diversity, we alternate akin to the flicker of a flame; we change from time to time, neither better or worse, just change. The flame may become decadent, but that's another story...

My point, then, when you've been in a relationship for a lengthy amount of time, you will find yourself slipping into a routine. Don't deny it; sometimes sex feels faintly similar to that one we did earlier...

Most people differ from time to time, trying out new methods, experimenting, but we often return to that back to that 'generic sex'. Why? Because it's so goddamn good. As the proverb states: why fix something that ain't broken?

So, post your 'generic sex' routine. What position[s] do you take? Foreplay? etc....

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Mine:

We cuddle each other, naked and the under covers.

We play a little, caressing, biting, kissing...

I lean down and lick her pussy until she cums.

She sucks my cock a little.

I pull her legs up and penetrate her in missionary/legs up.

Then she gets on top and makes me cum.

We finish and continue to cuddle.

End.

We undress.

I stick my dick in her and make repeated pelvic thrusts for about 3 minutes.

I cum.

I pay her.

We part ways.

Nice.

Where's the std?

quote:Originally posted by crimsonsmoke:

Where's the std?

That's a very weird question. I'm not too familiar with microbiology or whatever so I will just assume somewhere in my body.

On a more serious note, my routine varies too much because I am constantly changing sex partners.

My longest relationship was like 7 months, so we had a bit of a routine.

It basically went something like this:

We start making out. We undress each other while still making out. I try desperately to get it up. I make several attempts at sticking it in, but it keeps going soft. Then I finally give up and fake an orgasm and then we just finish.

Sadly, I'm not joking this time...

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You'll find someone amazing Mr. zooks! I promise.

No routine.

I'd get bored.

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by crimsonsmoke:

...

You'll find someone amazing Mr. zooks! I promise.

Thank you.

I actually have a date tonight, but I fucked up by getting too drunk last night at the bar and spending all my money...

But anyway, I don't want to hijack your thread.

Carry on people... I'm actually interested in hearing some more.

quote:Originally posted by Ford Prefect:

No routine.

I'd get bored.

-F☺rd



Then, if you excuse my ignorance, you haven't been dating enough! Let us know when you finish a sex session and discover it felt unusually like the previous one.

COUNTERCLOCKWISE

/seinfeld reference

I have no routine...Which is kind of strange now that I think about it.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I have no routine...Which is kind of strange now that I think about it.

Then I must be mistaken. Perhaps people don't have routines. Just me then.

Maybe you're just BORING, crimsonsmoke!!

I boot my laptop and click on the msn icon.

Then i put on my wizards' hat...

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Maybe you're just BORING, crimsonsmoke!!



Says the girl who drips to Duran Duran...?!

The only thing I ever remember about your posting is that you have a routine that reminds me of Bateman from American Psycho.

Ripping out the power cord to the computer was allways the first step of foreplay when trying to get my ex into bed.

We make out and play with each other, then he goes on top for a while, then I go on top until I come (which is usually like 2 minutes,lol). If I'm not lazy I'll ride him till he cums and if I am lazy then he'll finish off in doggy style. Then we cuddle and he says "I love you" .

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Ripping out the power cord to the computer was allways the first step of foreplay when trying to get my ex into bed.

He didn't seem like a very attentive partner at the best of times=]

I don't remember my "routine" with my ex, there was one kinda though. It always began with dragging him away from his beloved work place that is computer exchange=/ That could take anything upto, oh, about an hour or so after closing?

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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Ripping out the power cord to the computer was allways the first step of foreplay when trying to get my ex into bed.

Oddly enough, that was the case for me too.

Unfortunately I haven't had sex nearly enough with my hot girlfriend to have a routine, so I'll have to use my ex.

Let's see, start making out, feeling each other. Tops go off. Then pants. Her bra goes off, feel/suck tits. My boxers go off. I lie her down, take her panties off, finger her for far too long, until she's pretty much dry and my fingers hurt (god that was annoying) She gives me a mediocre blow job because she never learnt how I work, I eat her out, we have sex, changing positions a few times. I either come too late and she gets tired or I come too soon and she turns her back on me/is shitty for a few hours, or I have to do the dreaded fingering once again.

God that was a shitty relationship.

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We get naked and i climb on top of my parter facing away from him after i put on our trademark song...

*sings "You spin me, right round baby right round, like a record baby, right round right round" repeatedly*

Off with clothes

sex



titie sucking

kiss

leave



This is how it happened a couple of times acually

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I boot my laptop and click on the msn icon.

Then i put on my wizards' hat...

As I slide into my robe and cast level 4 eroticism....

I haven't had sex yet. Unless a blowjob counts?

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

The only thing I ever remember about your posting is that you have a routine that reminds me of Bateman from American Psycho.

Hey, I remember that; you've got a good memory! Yeah, that routine's out the window now. Uni does that to you - there's just isn't the time.

quote:Originally posted by Sioux-Reborn:

As I slide into my robe and cast level 4 eroticism....

Haha bloodninja ftw.