Ok, so last night I had just decided to go to bed, when this girl (blond, attractive, big boobs, holding a piece of pizza) walks into my room and says "Hi, can you eat this pizza as sexy as you can for me?"

So I, confused, eat a few bites (not really that hungry). So after I ask her more about wtf is going on, she reveals that she saw me earlier, thought I was attractive, wants to have sex with me, and doesn't have any venereal diseases.

So at this point I'm convinced it's a joke, because people are outside whispering. But as time goes on I'm no longer so sure, since she seemed pretty persistant and took her shirt off. I told her that I didn't want to do anything, since I didn't really know her.

But she keeps coming back, after going outside for a little while periodically, probably since I don't let anything progress. I was still pretty sure it was a joke, but I didn't know, and I didn't want to do anything anyways. Eventually I became somewhat convinced it wasn't a joke of some sort. At one point she said, mockingly, "Well enjoy your hand" and left, but came back later anyways, and asked if she could lick my nipples. I said no.

On the other hand, I was absolutely at a loss for what to say, and shaking out of nervousness. Basically because I've never really done anything with a girl, and the situation was completely strange. I kept telling her that I was confused, and didn't really want to do anything with her, everything I said being said very poorly because of my nervousness. Eventually she gave up and left.

My reasons for not doing anything are these:

- I didn't know, or trust her.

- I found the situation more tense than arousing, and I just wasn't particularly attracted to her. Looks don't do much for me.

- I had no idea what the fuck was going on, and seriously doubted that this kind of thing even happened.

- I want my first time to be with someone I at least know.

- It was strange that she persisted after hearing me open my mouth

Does anyone have any idea what the hell happened here? I had a very strong suspicion my neighbors were in on it somehow, given the way they were talking outside, though that could be just paranoia. Even if they weren't, I'm not sure if I should be regretting my decision since my chances of ever getting sex have gone back down to 1 in a million. Should I have just done it? I don't know. I had no idea at the time what I should be doing, though my gut feeling was to go with inaction.

I'll post a picture of what I look like if anyone think it would have actually mattered.

Short version:

Some girl I don't know walked into my room in the middle of the night apparently wanting sex, I say no, she leaves.

[This message has been edited by ChickenOfDoom (edited 12-13-2006).]

Hard to say really. I most likely would not have fucked her either.

Yeah that's a confusing situation. Did you recognise any of the voices from outside? You should ask if you did.

I would have gone along with it. Flopped it out and tell her to suck my nipples and work her way down.

Yes, I know them. I asked them about it, but they denied knowing anything Somewhat convincingly. Though I am known as being a somewhat gullible person.

I was unbelievably nervous, too. Just barely I crapped out a 1cm poop, indicating that my digestive system was being turned off.

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

I was unbelievably nervous, too. Just barely I crapped out a 1cm poop, indicating that my digestive system was being turned off.

Holy crap...

Do people get that nervous?

That's fucked. Just fuck her. It's not rocket science.

So you're new, what's there to be nervous about? Fuck a slut. There's nothing to be nervous about that, because who gives a fuck about what she thinks: she's a slut.

If you were nervous about a slut in your room, you'll die when it comes to a girl you care about.

My decision to not do anything was independant of my nervousness. I was nervous because it was an entirely new kind of situation. I didn't do it because I didn't know that I wanted to; there was something messed up about the whole situation. Not that I don't have doubts about my decision, but I was really leaning against it at the time, having not even considered it.

And I'm pretty sure I made her think I was a loser by turning her down. I didn't care what she thought.

Hmm well you made your decision, although you should consider things and think them through before you make any decision, always, and especially in a situation which is new to you.

...still, you shoulda flopped it out.

Actually, I should have told her to get the fuck out of my room, since I have finals today.

I say well done, it takes a man to bone a girl it takes a bigger man to stop boning a girl.

At least it shows you dont think of your cock every minute.

/homo

/thread

^cluntoris^

You should have made her strip. It would have made it a lot more convincing, and even if it was fake, you got to see a hot chick naked.

And posted pics, of course.

Girls dont just walk into your room unless you live in a dorm.

And if thats the case, 20 bucks says she was pledging for some fucked up sorority, and that was one of her tasks. Thus her persistance. Believe it or not, most girls will usually say 'fuck this' after you continuously turn down such an obviously forward attempt.

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

Actually, I should have told her to get the fuck out of my room, since I have finals today.

She was a whore. Save it for someone you care about.

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

Ok, so last night I had just decided to go to bed, when this girl (blond, attractive, big boobs, holding a piece of pizza) walks into my room and says "Hi, can you eat this pizza as sexy as you can for me?"

So I, confused, eat a few bites (not really that hungry). So after I ask her more about wtf is going on, she reveals that she saw me earlier, thought I was attractive, wants to have sex with me, and doesn't have any venereal diseases.

So at this point I'm convinced it's a joke, because people are outside whispering. But as time goes on I'm no longer so sure, since she seemed pretty persistant and took her shirt off. I told her that I didn't want to do anything, since I didn't really know her.

But she keeps coming back, after going outside for a little while periodically, probably since I don't let anything progress. I was still pretty sure it was a joke, but I didn't know, and I didn't want to do anything anyways. Eventually I became somewhat convinced it wasn't a joke of some sort. At one point she said, mockingly, "Well enjoy your hand" and left, but came back later anyways, and asked if she could lick my nipples. I said no.

On the other hand, I was absolutely at a loss for what to say, and shaking out of nervousness. Basically because I've never really done anything with a girl, and the situation was completely strange. I kept telling her that I was confused, and didn't really want to do anything with her, everything I said being said very poorly because of my nervousness. Eventually she gave up and left.

My reasons for not doing anything are these:

- I didn't know, or trust her.

- I found the situation more tense than arousing, and I just wasn't particularly attracted to her. Looks don't do much for me.

- I had no idea what the fuck was going on, and seriously doubted that this kind of thing even happened.

- I want my first time to be with someone I at least know.

- It was strange that she persisted after hearing me open my mouth

Does anyone have any idea what the hell happened here? I had a very strong suspicion my neighbors were in on it somehow, given the way they were talking outside, though that could be just paranoia. Even if they weren't, I'm not sure if I should be regretting my decision since my chances of ever getting sex have gone back down to 1 in a million. Should I have just done it? I don't know. I had no idea at the time what I should be doing, though my gut feeling was to go with inaction.

I'll post a picture of what I look like if anyone think it would have actually mattered.

Short version:

Some girl I don't know walked into my room in the middle of the night apparently wanting sex, I say no, she leaves.



you should have said something along the lines of "suck my dong"

(u can substitute 'dong' with your favorite euphemism or expletive)

If she actually starts going for it, then u know its not a joke... if she refuses than you know its a joke and "you were just joking as well"...

lol your homosexual

saw this in hot topics ...

I want my 60 seconds back.

total BS

Lol, sad. Well, I kind of understand you. Let's say someone pulled a prank like that on me, in the past. Coincidentally it was all about sorority sluts...

I only regret not being fast enough to close the door and bang her... head against the walls. What a piece of hoebag

She had a dick.

I think the OP did the right thing. He wasn't sure, so he didn't do anything he might have cause to regret later. It's not like he won't have plenty of opportunities in the future.

it was just some stupid slut who had lost a bet

.....You still may have missed out on getting some. Nice job.

You probably should of hit it(I like the idea to make her strip first), but you decided not to and stuck with that. Good job, man.



Oh, and would I be correct to assume that you didn't have any condoms, and that may have been part of the problem as well? Because that would make it an even BETTER decision-the slut almost definently had a venereal disease. I mean, who the fuck says "Want to fuck? I don't have ny venereal diseases!"

I wouldn't have done it either, even if I wasn't "taken." Partly because I would be sure something strange was going on, and partly because - like you - I'm not attracted to looks alone. Sex with a random girl, no matter how hot, just doesn't appeal to me at all.

I think you were wise to turn it down. She might've had venereal disease, even if she did deny it, and it was - in all probability - some sort of prank. Generally, people percieved as gullible and socially anxious end up the butt of jokes, and rarely pleasant ones. I know, because I too am trusting and nervous.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

And if thats the case, 20 bucks says she was pledging for some fucked up sorority, and that was one of her tasks. Thus her persistance.

Hmm... sounds like it might be true. Maybe why she kept going back out? Kept reporting back to the pledgers? "He's still refusing. Can I stop?" "No, try again." And if you're anything like me, then it makes sense that'd you'd be the one she'd have to offer to... I'm ugly and awkward as opposed to smooth and handsome (thus it's a harder pledge), everyone who knows me even a little would be 99% sure I'd refuse* (thus it's not really risky), and they'd also be almost positive I was a virgin (thus no risk of disease).

I dunno, maybe I'm reading too much into it. It's interesting. Keep us updated.

*Or, possibly, not. Some might think that, being an ugly loner, I'd be desperate. If they were going to play a joke on you, they might be counting on you having a desperate desire for female attention and/or sex.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 12-13-2006).]

ive never heard of a sorority doing that shit...

at least at my school they arent rediculous like that.

The Frats though, they can do some fucked up stuff.

quote:Originally posted by VictimKing:



Oh, and would I be correct to assume that you didn't have any condoms, and that may have been part of the problem as well? Because that would make it an even BETTER decision-the slut almost definently had a venereal disease. I mean, who the fuck says "Want to fuck? I don't have ny venereal diseases!"

Yeah. That was another part of it. Even if I was going to do anything, I definitely wouldn't have fucked her.

quote:Originally posted by Hung Like Christ:



saw this in hot topics ...

I want my 60 seconds back.

total BS



Dude, that's exactly what I was thinking. "WTF, people don't act like this outside of pr0n." Or did you mean my refusal?

And when I say I was nervous, I mean my nerves were firing all over the place and causing me to twitch and panic; an activation of my sympathetic nervous system. No implications about what I thought about the situation.

As for how she got into my room, I do live in a dorm. The doors lock automatically, and my roommate had left temporarily, so I propped it open with a flip-flop.

She claimed to be from another college, and that decreased my thoughts that it was just a joke somewhat, though that could have been a lie. I'm not sure though; most girls at this school seem to be pretty intelligent, as 90% of the people going here are engineering/math type majors.

The main thing was the tone of voice I heard people talking in outside; I only hear that when they're pulling a prank.

I think you were right rejecting her, sticking up for your 'beliefs'. Seems really strange a random doing that, but i've never been in that situation so yeah. I know I would have rejected her faster than anything else.

Did anyone else imagine her coming in, real ditzy (sp?) and asking if she can lick his nipples...? I find that really odd

Hmm, go and get her tested for STDs.....

You fucking faggot.

hmmmmmmmm this IS an interesting one... I was at first thinking this could be legit, but then you said that you're in a dorm and you could hear suspicious whispering down the hall... man, idk. I PROBABLY would've gone for it, using a condom as a matter of course, and waited for her to back down, and if she didn't, well then good for me. If it were a joke, she would stop and just leave and then people would laugh at me for awhile, but I'd get over that i think... But something does definitely stink here; I could just as easily see myself turning her down considering these circumstances.

I thought it would be a Bel-Air when I was half-done reading it.

I wanted to call you a pussy, but actually I think you're instincts were dead-on. Her behavior, the excited whispers outside the door, and her persistence are suspicious as fuck. Unless you're a really good-looking shy guy and the girls in the dorm would think of it as an accomplishment to have one of em get with you. You have a pic of yourself? I Want to put a face to this situation.

The world fucks us over at some point, somehow, just make sure to get it back 10 fold.

Sup ChineseFood

edit: see? look what happened.

ChickenOfDoom.

-TheParkinator

[This message has been edited by TheParkinator (edited 12-14-2006).]

yep, sounds like it was some sort of a test, prank, or joke, and you passed. good job.

by the way, what school are you at? if you don't want to say the actual school, then what state?

Weird situation and good on you for saying no.

Does sound more like a prank.. but next time you should have told her to strip. And of course, obligatory pictures.

I woulda worn a jonny if there was some sex going.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

yep, sounds like it was some sort of a test, prank, or joke, and you passed. good job.

by the way, what school are you at? if you don't want to say the actual school, then what state?

Worcester Polytechnic Institute, MA.

Oh, and she said she was from Worcester State, which made the situation slightly different, though nothing that would have affected my decision.

if i werent with my girlfriend...

and some hottie came into my room that forward...she wouldnt have even finished her first sentence!

just kidding,but i would have had her strip,to see if it was for real.



to me though it sounded like a prank/lost bet.

"since you lost the bet,you have to try and get this kid to have sex with you,and it has to be with...uhm...uh....a slice of pizza!"

If you heard whispering, something was up. She probably had crabs or something, or there was a bet you'd fuck her. I wouldn't trust a situation like that ever.

see with the first time sorta thing... like i would say it is better to of had sex and be atleast semi comfortable with a sexual situation, before you meet someone you like.

Like if you meet someone you really like and you are in a relationship wth them, when it comes down to sex you may feel even more nervous being you dont want to disapoint.

shoulda said, "suck my cock, then go get some condoms"

I have a plan for if it happens again. I'll say "You're not my type, but I'll make out with you if I can write &T on your ass and take pics."

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

I have a plan for if it happens again. I'll say "You're not my type, but I'll make out with you if I can write &T on your ass and take pics."

I didn't even think of that. Get lots of pics.

just to let you know if you want to fuck her you still can. girls like when they have to chase guys.

That sounded like a really sketchy situation. I wouldn't have trusted that girl at all if I had never talked to her before in my life.

If she was a random acquaintance, I would have reamed her.

Got a lock on your door? I'd lock the door first, then she can't escape if it's a prank/test of some sort.

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

I'll post a picture of what I look like if anyone think it would have actually mattered.



Post pics. I want to see what you look like.

http://img226.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picturerp2.jpg

fucking sweet moustache.

^cluntoris^

quote:Originally posted by cluntoris:

fucking sweet moustache.

^cluntoris^

Thanks, that's what I thought.

Your words combined with your face = prank on you.

Sorry, you're ugly and lack confidence.

Whether or not I'm ugly is a matter of opinion, but I do not lack confidence. I am indecisive, but I do not lack confidence. Not anymore.

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

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Yeah it was mos def a prank. For real tho man, heed my advice here: shave that nasty fuckin mustache. Just makes you look like you're a 14 y/o in the midst of puberty. You would improve your looks 10x fold shavin that shit.

Haircut/style and shave and you'll be far better off, really. Like $20 tops (for a good cut/style) and all of 5 min to shave and it's +10.

But yeah, that's pretty far out even for a very forward type of girl, I'd vote prank/etc.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Yeah it was mos def a prank. For real tho man, heed my advice here: shave that nasty fuckin mustache. Just makes you look like you're a 14 y/o in the midst of puberty. You would improve your looks 10x fold shavin that shit.

They didn't let me have a mustache when I was 14 .

Even if it makes me less attractive, I like it. It makes me stand out.