Okay so my girlfriend wants to give me a lap dance and i am all excited because i know where it will lead and then she starts asking question after question. What music do you want and i said i don't know and she said i picked something out anyway so that got away and she didn't seem to care. but she is really pestering me about what else she can do to make it special and i have no idea, i gave her the idea of working down to a topless dance and she thought that was good and she is pestering me still about what else to do. I have no fucking idea what to tell her. I realize she may be a bit nervous but wtf what do i tell her. and she doesn't take "surprise me" as an answer.

any thoughts, i can take flames too i need a good laugh

tell her to google "how to lap dance" or "how do get my man wood" or tell her to tie streamers on her nipples and dance around screaming "ARREBA"

quote:Originally posted by Arcanepr0n:

tell her to google "how to lap dance" or "how do get my man wood" or tell her to tie streamers on her nipples and dance around screaming "ARREBA"

I second that motion

Just pull out your dick and tell her to think about it while she goes down on your.