Nothing to do with S&A but it just made me laugh and I'd thought I'd abuse my mod powers and share. Just maybe brighten someones day.

Was just talking with crippled son about college and career options. And he came out with the following, meant in all seriousness:

"I would really like to open a Walk-In Restaurant for disabled people"

...!

I don't get it.

* chuckles *

Heheh!

Reminds me of a bus conversation someone heard..

Although it's entirely unrelated.

"Terrible weather isn't it?" "Aye, but it's better than nothing!"

I get it but its cruel

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Heheh!

Reminds me of a bus conversation someone heard..

Although it's entirely unrelated.

"Terrible weather isn't it?" "Aye, but it's better than nothing!"

Wham, bam, NOT FUNNY.

haha. I lol'd.



hell, I would hate it if my dad posted my stupidities on an internet forum with tens of thousands of members.

Lawl. How is he crippled?

quote:Originally posted by Kooper0:

Lawl. How is he crippled?

I believe jack said the medical term is "spastic".

But why does he want to open a restraunt for crips(That episode of soutpark was just on)? Is there a problem with wheelchair accesability over on that side of the ocean?

What is a "walk-in restaurant?"

I've never seen a restaurant that couldn't be walked into (by those who can walk).

quote:Originally posted by Basik:

What is a "walk-in restaurant?"

I've never seen a restaurant that couldn't be walked into (by those who can walk).

The opposite of fast food, I am guessing...

quote:Originally posted by jimany:

I believe jack said the medical term is "spastic".

Isn't spastic mentally defective?

Jack said crippled in his post, which leads me to think its something to do with his back or legs, not brain.

Well no. When I think spastic, I think of people whos limbs don't work right.

Funny kind of. How old are you jakketch?

quote:Originally posted by jimany:

Well no. When I think spastic, I think of people whos limbs don't work right.

Exactly but its caused in his case by brain damage due to oxygen deficiency at birth. Luckily his 'brain' is fine. Just his legs are fucked.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Funny kind of. How old are you jakketch?



born 1968, you do the math -I can't.

I cannot think of anything constructive to say that expresses my emotions towards the original post so I will leave it with a...

lawl!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



born 1968, you do the math -I can't.

38?

But my question still stands. Is there really a market for specialty crippled dinning?

quote:Originally posted by reject:

38?

Sounds about right, i always have to ask oc6 or phone my sis...i can never remember (no i'm not joking!)

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-12-2006).]

I lol'd.