So just got back from amsterdam , and let me tell you the Red light district is amazing .

Friday night : Walking down the alleyway there was some really nice girls down there but nothing really tht captured my eye .

Saturday Night : All my mates decide to take shrooms , not my thing had bad trips in the past . So walking around with the guys when i see somthing capture my eye , there she was about 5'9 long brown/blonde hair with green eyes . Walked over asked how much, she told me 50 euros for " suck and Fuck " . So i go ahead with it she was pretty good but limited to what i can do e.g only blowjob and her on top no breast fondle .



Sunday Night : Now i decided as it was my last night i'll go out with a bang , my mate told me about a place where they have rooms you can use for 50 euros he found on his shroom trip previous night so i followed . He takes me in it looks as if was really busy as no girls were on show . we were walking out when i felt somthing grab my ear , i turn around and there she stood beautiful looking with blonde dyed hair with black highlights . She led me to her room and told me i can do anything apart from licking her out and anal as she doesnt enjoy . For only 50 euros , so off we went started with some head action and then asked me straight away do you like doggie . It was amazing we had a good laugh about it earlier and i decided to roll a joint and have a smoke she said it was her end of shift and hadnt been busy for her at all tht night . o we sat around had a joint spoke bout music and the funny thing was whilst fucking her i asked if i could spread her legs up high but she had broken one during volleyball . She asked how old i was and told her only 19 , she laughed and said its ok how old do you think i am , i said bout 23 . she had just turned 20. In all i had a fukcing great time and reccomend it for a laugh and a good time .

Neato.

One time i was in mexico visiting my uncle charles dickens. Well me and a mate wanted to fuck so we kidnapped some of these 7 year olds who were playing soccer. WE tied them up and brutally sodomized them and left them for dead. Fuck you